Who looks like this guy:
Who used to eat icecream with these guys:
Who tried to kill this guy:
Who was actually this guy:
But he's not this guy:
Who hangs with a crew that looked like these guys:
Until they realized Batman was two years ago, and now him and his buddies look like these guys:
And there's some Disney or something in it too:
But mostly everyone will either look sad like this:
Or ridiculous like this:
And by the end of KH25 there will be eight million characters that all look like this:
and the story still won't make a lick of sense
...unless you read the 500 page plot analysis at gamefaqs
......and rewatch all the cutscenes
............and replay the games
.................and then you realize it's still nonsense and you're an old man/woman now whose wasted their life searching for the meaning of kingdom hearts.
which is a giant
...in the sky
that grants wishes
or blows up the world
But the game is coming out in Japan this weekend (saturday Jan 9th). Games never come out on a weekend in Japan. Why is this coming out on a weekend. It makes no sense. Just like the game. And it's coming out in the US and Europe...someday. No one seems to be in a rush to bring it out in the English speaking countries. Probably because the translators are struggling to translate the plot in a way that it makes sense, but no matter what they do it never does. So at some point they will just give up and type random phrases in and that is when the game will come out.
This is all because this guy:
& this guy:
had a story to tell
Just like when they wanted to tell this story:
And we see how well that went
KH BBS THREAD BEGIN!
Fixed Souls, Deadly Premonition, Lightning Returns, Umihara Kawase, Symphonia, Little King's Story, PhD, likes mimosas.
In short, who the fuck are these people? Why are there, like, four different Sora dudes...forget it. It looks great and I hope it'll be fun to play.
Seriously, what the fuck is going on in the story of these games?
What happens to Terra is kinda obvious but man, this Ven/Sora/Roxas shit is going to make me suffer a mini-stroke :lol
Originally Posted by Harpuia
There's like three Ansems if I recall. Which one are you talking about? :lol
Also, the OP is awesome. :lol
We will probably drool.
:lol...why do I get the feeling that they just might do that?
Originally Posted by Kintaro
I predict a big WTF trailer at the end of this game that leads into KH3 Final Mega Mix. It'll have keyblades that shoot lightning covered keyblade shurikens wielded by a hooded Sora, Sora Jr. and Sora-Zero battling Shadow Mickey-Nobody. :D
Bebpo already has one and he is living up to it. This is his comeback.
Originally Posted by HUELEN10
Bebpo, you need a tag for this. Absolutely superb job at whatever it is you just did. :lol
I'll probably have this by Friday. Ncsx said they will ship Thursday so if the snow storm doesn't mess things up, I'll be playing Friday.
You're not alone. Maybe he should change back his avatar?
Originally Posted by BlazingDarkness
i don't recognise you any more! :lol
I don't think it's that convoluted, but that's just me being a fanboy
Ansem is this guy
Who looks like this guy
(And in KHII is this guy)
But is actually the Heartless of this guy
Whose Nobody's this guy
So at this point, he's this guy
REALLY Ansem's this guy
Who's disguised as this guy
hope that clears things up