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Jokergrin
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(02-02-2010, 07:13 PM)
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Hi uncircumcised people.

When you pee do you pull back your foreskin? I find that I usually don't cause if I do then the pee will come out in a very thin powerful stream that goes way too vertical and is hard to control.

Circumcized people are probably used to this freak pee. But I'm not. Although I do find that it results in less pee dribbling all over my foreskin. But that's ok cause I don't mind wiping after I pee.
xxracerxx
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(02-02-2010, 07:15 PM)
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Hard to control pee? What?
Solo
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(02-02-2010, 07:15 PM)
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Originally Posted by Jokergrin

I find that I usually don't

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Angry Grimace
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(02-02-2010, 07:16 PM)
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Originally Posted by Jokergrin

Hi uncircumcised people.

When you pee do you pull back your foreskin? I find that I usually don't cause if I do then the pee will come out in a very thin powerful stream that goes way too vertical and is hard to control.

Circumcized people are probably used to this freak pee. But I'm not. Although I do find that it results in less pee dribbling all over my foreskin. But that's ok cause I don't mind wiping after I pee.

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speculawyer
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(02-02-2010, 07:16 PM)
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What a weird thread.
Mikasangelos
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(02-02-2010, 07:17 PM)
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lololol
exarkun
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(02-02-2010, 07:18 PM)
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What? Why do you do the things you chose to do?
Salmonax
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(02-02-2010, 07:18 PM)
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Don't cross the very thin powerful streams!
cosmicblizzard
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(02-02-2010, 07:19 PM)
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What have you done!? This is going to become a circumcised vs uncircumcised thread very soon.
MDSLKTR
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(02-02-2010, 07:19 PM)
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Pinching the tip of the foreskin while peeing is the way to go.
CajoleJuice
(02-02-2010, 07:19 PM)
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Freak pee?
SUPREME1
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(02-02-2010, 07:20 PM)
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When I was 11, I went to the doctor for a check up.

She told me that I should begin pulling back on the foreskin when peeing, so to avoid problems as an older man. I clearly remember her mentioning cancer... whether or not she was full of sh*t or not, I don't know. I pull back nonetheless.

I hate getting dribble on the skin, shit's gross. You get used to the stream and eventually master it. So make the change already.


I'm sure your lady friends would also appreciate it too, as your foreskin isn't being marinated in urine every time you piss.
Jayge
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(02-02-2010, 07:20 PM)
Vertical? You end up pissing vertical? Are you that unskilled with the fleshblade?
tapedeck
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(02-02-2010, 07:21 PM)
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:lol
Mikasangelos
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(02-02-2010, 07:22 PM)
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srsly though, i pull back.
Kafarabo
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(02-02-2010, 07:22 PM)
when was young the doctor pulled my foreskin really far back it was the most painful experience of my life
Shanadeus
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(02-02-2010, 07:22 PM)
What the hell...
Clydefrog
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(02-02-2010, 07:23 PM)
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I don't pay attention. I just pee.
leroy hacker
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(02-02-2010, 07:23 PM)
Your parents obviously didn't potty train you properly. You should have started pulling back the same time you stopped peeing in a diaper.
defel
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(02-02-2010, 07:23 PM)
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GAF are you kidding?
Gospel
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(02-02-2010, 07:24 PM)
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Originally Posted by tapedeck

:lol

:lol
Fantasy Final
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(02-02-2010, 07:25 PM)
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[IMG]http://i47.************/x0wrgk.gif[/IMG]
DonMigs85
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(02-02-2010, 07:25 PM)
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maybe he has one of those freakish urethras where the opening is at the top of the glans? Still it's pretty gross to not pull back the foreskin when pissing, besides if you did that and just shake off the excess there's no need to wipe.
I know some girls who also spread their inner labia apart when peeing, makes it less dribbly and messy when wiping.
perfectchaos007
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(02-02-2010, 07:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by MDSLKTR

Pinching the tip of the foreskin while peeing is the way to go.

I'm no foreskin expert, but would that method trap pee inside your forskin?
xbhaskarx
(02-02-2010, 07:26 PM)
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How long have you had a penis that you still haven't even mastered such a basic everyday task as urinating?
I look forward to your "how do you have sex while uncircumcised?" thread in ten years.
MIMIC
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(02-02-2010, 07:26 PM)
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This is an actual thread.
Dizzle24
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(02-02-2010, 07:26 PM)
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Looks like someone finally had their first beer! Way to go OP! Now, kindly step away from the computer and stop posting. :lol
LakeEarth
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(02-02-2010, 07:26 PM)
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I don't, but that's because mine is more of a turtle neck and not a hoodie.
Momo
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(02-02-2010, 07:28 PM)
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>this thread

:lol
GeneralIroh
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(02-02-2010, 07:28 PM)
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My urine stream has a double helix pattern.
roosters93
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(02-02-2010, 07:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by LakeEarth

I don't, but that's because mine is more of a turtle neck and not a hoodie.

:lol Same
woxel1
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(02-02-2010, 07:30 PM)
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Time to get that fixed...
thetrin
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(02-02-2010, 07:30 PM)
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Ooookay.
i hate bees
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(02-02-2010, 07:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by woxel1



Time to get that fixed...

[IMG]http://i50.************/24ysh3c.jpg[/IMG]

The foreskin is strong with this one...
Skittleguy
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(02-02-2010, 07:32 PM)
In before the Mama Robotnik gif.
madara
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(02-02-2010, 07:33 PM)
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I been wondering lately since gaf is at all time low for cruel responses why we still have any advice threads made at all. Its like 98 percent mean joke responses at the OP's expense at the very best. I guess its the one or two replies you could get that folks figure it still worth it.
catfish
I have a foreskin yet I do not have AIDS
(02-02-2010, 07:33 PM)
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you should have been circumcised like all the american penis noobs that can't work complicated devices such as foreskins.
MiniKelly
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(02-02-2010, 07:33 PM)
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No pulling because I dont want my hands touching the penis.

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