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Futureman
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(02-12-2010, 03:09 PM)
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Will Alka Seltzer work? Is there a specific kind I should get?
Ultima_5
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(02-12-2010, 03:11 PM)
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get rabies.
bionic77
Please, don't ask ME about Michael Jordan!
(02-12-2010, 03:11 PM)
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Get bitten by an animal infected with rabies.

Problem solved.
PuppetSlave
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(02-12-2010, 03:11 PM)
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Saturday cartoons have taught me that a bar of soap will do nicely.
noisome07
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(02-12-2010, 03:12 PM)
diet coke + mentos + aim towards mouth

that'll make you foam
toxicgonzo
Taxes?! Isn't this the line for Metallica?
(02-12-2010, 03:13 PM)
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Haha somebody has got to ask it

Why would you want to do that?

Trying to fake an illness?
Wanna creep out some friends?

:lol
Futureman
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(02-12-2010, 03:14 PM)
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I'm going to fake a seizure at work so I can go home earlier.

Seriously though it's for a short little video I'm making.

Diet coke + mentos? Better than Alka Seltzer?
akachan ningen
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(02-12-2010, 03:14 PM)
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You just need to get really freaked out by something and then pass out. That'll make you foam at the mouth.
yankeeforever2
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(02-12-2010, 03:15 PM)
Just attack a raccoon with rabies.
AnkitT
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(02-12-2010, 03:19 PM)
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Eat cyanide or whatever poison they use in the movies.
MrPliskin
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(02-12-2010, 03:21 PM)
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A large quantity of blow.
DonMigs85
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(02-12-2010, 03:21 PM)
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I've seen animals in movies foam at the mouth when given some sort of drug or chemical but can't remember what it was exactly...
Critical Jeff
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(02-12-2010, 03:22 PM)
cyanide capsule.
jiji
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(02-12-2010, 03:22 PM)
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Baking soda + vinegar.
Javaman
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(02-12-2010, 03:24 PM)
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Originally Posted by Futureman

I'm going to fake a seizure at work so I can go home earlier.

Seriously though it's for a short little video I'm making.

Diet coke + mentos? Better than Alka Seltzer?

Your saliva will look brown. :lol :lol :lol
agrajag
if I suck dick, are my arguments less valid?
(02-12-2010, 03:28 PM)
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Pezking
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(02-12-2010, 03:47 PM)
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[IMG]http://i46.************/2iau1cn.jpg[/IMG]
noisome07
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(02-12-2010, 03:48 PM)

Originally Posted by Futureman

I'm going to fake a seizure at work so I can go home earlier.

Seriously though it's for a short little video I'm making.

Diet coke + mentos? Better than Alka Seltzer?

It's cheap, try it. :lol :lol :lol
bengraven
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(02-12-2010, 03:48 PM)
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Bukkake.
mf.luder
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(02-12-2010, 03:51 PM)
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Pop rocks & a can of coke. Won't just be one day of work....
Helmholtz
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(02-12-2010, 04:19 PM)
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Make sure you post the video when you're done :D
BattleMonkey
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(02-12-2010, 04:20 PM)
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Spend some time in the gaming forum
bjork
(02-12-2010, 07:27 PM)
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Look at my penis.
Dude Abides
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(02-12-2010, 07:28 PM)
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No Elaine GIF yet?
funkmastergeneral
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(02-12-2010, 07:28 PM)
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Mix bleach and ammonia together and deeply inhale the Cl2 gas. It might sting a little but should do the trick.
DanteFox
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(02-12-2010, 07:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by funkmastergeneral

Mix bleach and ammonia together and deeply inhale the Cl2 gas. It might sting a little but should do the trick.

DO NOT DO THIS.
Az987
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(02-12-2010, 07:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by bjork

Look at my penis.

:lol dunno why that made me laugh
WhatRobEats
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(02-12-2010, 07:30 PM)
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Originally Posted by Futureman

I'm going to fake a seizure at work so I can go home earlier.

Seriously though it's for a short little video I'm making.

Diet coke + mentos? Better than Alka Seltzer?

If your in the US they will give you a ride to the hospital. We had a guy in my old call center that had seizure problems. I believe that HIPPA law is that they cannot touch you and must call an ambulance. Get your medical card ready and make sure you have enough money for the deductibles.

Really bad way to get off work IMO.

Instead get some mud from outside rub it on your butt and tell them you have had a bout with explosive diarrhea. Nobody will want come close enough to you to find out for sure.
numble
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(02-12-2010, 07:30 PM)
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Originally Posted by funkmastergeneral

Mix bleach and ammonia together and deeply inhale the Cl2 gas. It might sting a little but should do the trick.

SMH
AlternativeUlster
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(02-12-2010, 07:32 PM)
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I am pretty sure if you combine diet coke and mentos, it will make you poop yourself. I guess if you need to get out of work, pooping yourself is one way.

I've used Alka Setzer before. That works.
salva
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(02-12-2010, 07:33 PM)
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Originally Posted by funkmastergeneral

Mix bleach and ammonia together and deeply inhale the Cl2 gas. It might sting a little but should do the trick.

you will definitely be going home earlier if you try this
ConfusingJazz
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(02-12-2010, 07:35 PM)
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Originally Posted by funkmastergeneral

Simple instructions to relive WWI

You should probably not recommend for someone to create Chlorine gas, even in jest.
Medalion
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(02-12-2010, 07:35 PM)
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Take a load in your mouth and swish it around.
MDSLKTR
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(02-12-2010, 07:36 PM)
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GGG splatter.
Revolutionary
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(02-12-2010, 07:49 PM)
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OD on coke
funkmastergeneral
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(02-12-2010, 07:51 PM)
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Originally Posted by ConfusingJazz

You should probably not recommend for someone to create Chlorine gas, even in jest.


Oh don't be such a baby, it's not that bad!

Try reacting an excess of ethylene with sulfur dichloride for even more hilarious fun.
Clydefrog
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(02-12-2010, 07:51 PM)
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Internet suggested this:

Marshmellows work just chew for a long time and run it thru ur teeth and it will look like rabies foam.
SnakeSlashRO
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(02-12-2010, 08:46 PM)
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Find this as a GIF maybe? :lol
bjork
(02-12-2010, 09:05 PM)
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Originally Posted by SnakeSlashRO

pokeseizure.jpg


Find this as a GIF maybe? :lol

A REAL man would've posted fuuuuuuck.gif.

don't do it
jon bones
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(02-12-2010, 09:07 PM)
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Originally Posted by MrPliskin

A large quantity of blow.

came to post this...

Originally Posted by funkmastergeneral

Mix bleach and ammonia together and deeply inhale the Cl2 gas. It might sting a little but should do the trick.

you're a fucking cunt, that shit ain't funny.
speculawyer
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(02-12-2010, 09:08 PM)
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Originally Posted by Futureman

I'm going to fake a seizure at work so I can go home earlier.

Seriously though it's for a short little video I'm making.

Diet coke + mentos? Better than Alka Seltzer?

Yes. And I want to see the video. Fire up the recorder, put a couple of Mentos in your mouth, and then take a big swing of diet coke.

And I demand that you upload the video.
The Lamonster
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(02-12-2010, 09:09 PM)
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Originally Posted by funkmastergeneral

Mix bleach and ammonia together and deeply inhale the Cl2 gas. It might sting a little but should do the trick.

Sigh. Not funny dude. This shit could be fatal man wtf.


I repeat: IF YOU TRY THIS, YOU COULD DIE.
speculawyer
clairvoyancy is no excuse for trollin'
(02-12-2010, 09:10 PM)
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C'mon guys . . . ammonia & bleach was obviously a joke. No one that is that stupid.
TheOMan
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(02-12-2010, 09:12 PM)
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Originally Posted by speculawyer

C'mon guys . . . ammonia & bleach was obviously a joke. No one that is that stupid.

...have you read the Google tricks Facebook users thread yet? Once you're done, you'll probably want to edit your post.
Iamnub
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(02-12-2010, 09:13 PM)

Originally Posted by speculawyer

C'mon guys . . . ammonia & bleach was obviously a joke. No one that is that stupid.

:lol :lol If they are, I say they deserve it.
Rokk
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(02-12-2010, 09:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by speculawyer

C'mon guys . . . ammonia & bleach was obviously a joke. No one that is that stupid.

If the internet has taught me anything, someone somewhere is that stupid.
bjork
(02-12-2010, 09:16 PM)
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Originally Posted by speculawyer

C'mon guys . . . ammonia & bleach was obviously a joke. No one that is that stupid.

A man once told me that the reason they don't make banana pop-tarts is because the filling will turn black after 3 days. I just said "oh" and thought nothing of it until like 2 hours later.

Some of us ARE that stupid. D:
Carlisle
(02-12-2010, 09:26 PM)
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Post on GAF. If you're not already foaming then you're doing it wrong.
bjork
(02-12-2010, 09:45 PM)
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Originally Posted by Carlisle

Post on GAF. If you're not already foaming then you're doing it wrong.

I do foam, but not at the mouth.
Outlaw
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(02-12-2010, 09:48 PM)
Have a bunch of guys cum in your mouth

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