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Meier
(04-07-2010, 04:48 PM)
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Originally Posted by iamaustrian

they are like a hipster douchebag version of Komodo Dragons.

This deserved a quoting. :lol
deadmuffin
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(04-07-2010, 04:50 PM)
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pfft...what to scientists know...,nothin' thats what...they're making this up
Kafarabo
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(04-07-2010, 04:55 PM)
BEASTIALITY
joeblackisback
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(04-07-2010, 04:58 PM)
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Originally Posted by Tarazet

This man is correct. Hemipenes are common for reptiles (but not alligators or crocodilians). They both work, so there's no reason why they couldn't be used at the same time, I suppose!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis

Gives a strange new meaning to Dodge's ad campaign.

:pulls up to a dodge, notices lizard in the passenger seat. 'That thing got a hemi?':
expy
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(04-07-2010, 05:02 PM)
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They just discovered this thing? And it's 2 meters long? wtf
Megadragon15
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(04-07-2010, 05:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by speedpop

And who says that being a vegetarian is a sign of weakness!?

This big guy has two cocks and he eats fruit exclusively.

If they eat fruit exclusively, aren't they called fruitarians?
y2dvd
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(04-07-2010, 05:12 PM)
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Wonder when the sex tape will leak. =X

Does it have eyes like a chameleon and screw one chick to its left, one chick on its right, and pay full attention to both at the same time?
Suitcase Test
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(04-07-2010, 05:36 PM)
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Originally Posted by expy

They just discovered this thing? And it's 2 meters long? wtf

Yeah, so that's 4 meters in total!

Originally Posted by tri_willy

meh

:lol :lol

Originally Posted by Brashnir

its arms are too short to reach

:( FUUUUUUUU-
SatelliteOfLove
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(04-07-2010, 06:01 PM)
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Snakes are double-donged, so their closest relatives (monitors) stand to be possibly double-donged as well. I wonder if its the only monitor like that, or if the reporter just learned of this type of man-plumbing from doing this article.
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(04-07-2010, 06:13 PM)
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Originally Posted by quadriplegicjon

It amazing that such a large creature has remained undiscovered for so long.

Hopefully it will get some protection and not be extinct in a few years.
AniHawk
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Rather sarcastic to boot.
(04-07-2010, 06:26 PM)
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Byakuya769
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(04-07-2010, 06:33 PM)
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A Lizard?.. why aren't we finding dinosaurs and shit.. even a Terror Bird would be nice.

Pretty incredible find
Tarazet
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(04-07-2010, 06:46 PM)
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Originally Posted by SatelliteOfLove

Snakes are double-donged, so their closest relatives (monitors) stand to be possibly double-donged as well. I wonder if its the only monitor like that, or if the reporter just learned of this type of man-plumbing from doing this article.

All monitors are like that. If we want to get really technical, all squamates have hemipenes. That includes snakes, lizards, and worm lizards. I don't think any other order of animals has them.
crazy monkey
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(04-07-2010, 06:47 PM)
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vegetarians have more meat
dskillzhtown
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(04-07-2010, 06:56 PM)
But no telling how many species of animals have been wiped off the face of the earth from because people using them for food, tribal ceremonies or whatever. Thank goodness we still have Bigfoot!
Kaako
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(04-07-2010, 06:58 PM)
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What an amazing lizard. People better not go off hunting the poor things though. Protect our endangered species.
Beardz
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(04-07-2010, 07:01 PM)
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Sorry guys, I'm bored... :(
BlueScrote
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(04-07-2010, 07:07 PM)
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Originally Posted by Beardz

Sorry guys, I'm bored... :(

Don't be sorry, it is awesome!
Jobiensis
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(04-08-2010, 12:13 AM)
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There are no doubt many more varanid species in the Philipines and Indonesia. Wonder how closely related this is to v.mabitang.

I would expect an Australian site to know a little better. The article is pretty misleading, it makes it sound like hemipenes are unusual, when all male monitors/lizards/snakes that I know of have them. They are stored inverted, and females have two similiar structures as well.

Monitors are kick ass lizards!
Always-honest
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(04-08-2010, 12:16 AM)
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DP-ing motherf....
ZROCOOL
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(04-08-2010, 12:25 AM)
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A true henti monster.
SteelAttack
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(04-08-2010, 12:26 AM)
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Hunted for food my ass. Double-pronged lizard must have been brought near-extinction because of people thinking its meat grants sexual powers/grows dicks bigger or some shit like that. That's how we humans roll.
Parallax Scroll
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(04-08-2010, 12:53 AM)
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Originally Posted by RevenantKioku

Honestly, I want to know what everything taste like.

Such as double penises?
Fraull
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(04-08-2010, 12:55 AM)
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damn you two dicked monster, damn you...
ocadman
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(04-08-2010, 12:55 AM)

Originally Posted by evil solrac v3.0

smh@humanity, hunting them for food..... what a joke....

Philippines still has a lot of poverty and underdeveloped (by our standards) peoples/tribes that still live strictly off the land. I don't think they really care about keeping species off the endangered list. I'm sure they'll eat whatever they can their hands on.
threenote
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(04-08-2010, 12:56 AM)
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pics of the penis, plz.
Lich_King
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(04-08-2010, 01:01 AM)
Bad Dragon!
speculawyer
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(04-08-2010, 01:11 AM)
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G-Fex
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(04-08-2010, 01:16 AM)
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I read this doujin before, soul calibur one with Lizardman and Ivy, had no idea it would ever have some merit on actual lizards.
Spike Spiegel
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(04-08-2010, 01:30 AM)
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...Does anyone else see Jar Jar Binks in the face?
Ballistik
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(04-08-2010, 01:34 AM)
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Wow, pretty huge animal to be barely discovered. Must of been scary for whoever saw it.
Oyashiro
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(04-08-2010, 01:52 AM)
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Originally Posted by iamaustrian

they are like a hipster douchebag version of Komodo Dragons.

Oh God, I lol'd so hard. Thank you, honestly. :lol
xMk2x
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(04-08-2010, 10:19 AM)

Originally Posted by AniHawk

[IMG]http://i42.************/b6u540.gif[/IMG]

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Rei_Toei
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(04-08-2010, 10:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by Oyashiro

Oh God, I lol'd so hard. Thank you, honestly. :lol

I read that as 'I sharted'. Filthy mind is filthy

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