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Penetrating Your World™
(05-13-2010, 03:06 AM)
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AN alleged pervert from Wales is accused of possessing a photo of a man having sex with a squid.

Andrew Dymond, 46, was arrested after police allegedly found a stash of porn on his home computer, The Sun reported.

He was charged with possessing "an extreme pornographic image which portrayed in an explicit and realistic way a person performing an act of intercourse with a dead animal, namely a squid, which was grossly offensive, disgusting or of obscene character".

Prosecutors amended the charge when it was admitted it could have been an octopus in the picture.

The magistrates court in Swansea, southern Wales, heard the sea creature was clearly dead when the man was pictured having sexual intercourse with it.

Dymond was also accused of possessing photographs of people having sex with dogs and horses, and faced 14 charges of making indecent images of children.

Swansea magistrates committed him to stand trial at a later date.

He was given bail on condition he does not access the internet or have any contact with a child under the age of 16.

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Costanza
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(05-13-2010, 03:07 AM)
What

Why
harSon
(05-13-2010, 03:08 AM)
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I hope it wasn't oral, don't squids have a giant beak like thing? D:
Cep
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(05-13-2010, 03:10 AM)
Too many things are wrong here.

I need to collect my thoughts.
Ollie Pooch
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(05-13-2010, 03:10 AM)
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My octopus tatt is tingling horribly :(
Barrett2
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(05-13-2010, 03:10 AM)
If the squid was dead, what's the problem? Isn't it just like fucking a fence at that point? How is it still illegal? In any event, a slimy situation.
Stridone
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(05-13-2010, 03:10 AM)
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That reminds me of an awesome squid porn video I found on Spankwire called "Terror from the Deep". It has a big, horrible looking fake squid in it, raping a woman with dildo-tentacles.
KHarvey16
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(05-13-2010, 03:11 AM)
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Thinking the squid/octopus charge is gonna be thrown out.
Trent Strong
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(05-13-2010, 03:11 AM)
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Thats messed up. The dolphin fucker I can sympathize with, but this guy is just crazy.
Bo
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(05-13-2010, 03:12 AM)
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I can think of at least eight things wrong with this from the get-go.
SouthernDragon
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(05-13-2010, 03:16 AM)
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Looks like he was too tangled up to get out of that situation.
BertramCooper
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(05-13-2010, 03:16 AM)
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Quick, someone PM selig.

Just because he's attracted to squids doesn't make him a bad person. Stop being ignorant, GAF.
The Big Rig
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(05-13-2010, 03:17 AM)
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Originally Posted by Trent Strong

Thats messed up. The dolphin fucker I can sympathize with, but this guy is just crazy.

Yea this guy crossed a line!
mj1108
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(05-13-2010, 03:17 AM)
So which one of you was it?
Brinbe
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(05-13-2010, 03:17 AM)
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yikes...
Odrion
The reasons were sound.
(05-13-2010, 03:18 AM)
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"what, you guys don't like interracial porn?"
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Shanadeus
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(05-13-2010, 03:19 AM)

Originally Posted by Gaborn

and faced 14 charges of making indecent images of children.

Eh, isn't this the reason he's facing court?
Not so much the squid pics, which I doubt are illegal to posses
Schmitty
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(05-13-2010, 03:20 AM)
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I guess the normal stuff wasn't doing it for him anymore.
Amory
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(05-13-2010, 03:21 AM)
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As long as the squid/octopus consented, I don't see the problem here.
Alfarif
This picture? uhh I can explain really!
(05-13-2010, 03:21 AM)
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Ok, wait... am I about to be THAT guy who comes into a Gaborn thread and becomes an apologist? The Squid Fucking Defense Force? Shit... I think I am... here we go.

The children, I can understand. If that's why he had the charges lobbied against him, or why the cops were even checking out his shit... but the squid porn? Really? You are really wasting time with that shit? Was it a picture of HIM fucking the squid? No? Just a random picture of a squid being fucked? Ok. We are all going to jail, then. I don't know about other people, but I've seen some fucked up shit in my day, and I'm pretty sure it got written to a hard drive I owned in the past.

I do not fuck squids.
sprsk
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(05-13-2010, 03:21 AM)
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Having pictures of people having sex with animals doesn't seem like something that should be an arrestable offense.

and faced 14 charges of making indecent images of children.

This on the other hand...
SapientWolf
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(05-13-2010, 03:21 AM)
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Well, who didn't experiment with Cephalopods in college.
Pandaman
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(05-13-2010, 03:21 AM)
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dont judge, its art.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dre...erman%27s_Wife
RustyNails
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(05-13-2010, 03:21 AM)
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oops, wrong thread.
Stridone
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(05-13-2010, 03:22 AM)
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Originally Posted by RustyNails

oops, wrong thread.

Lamel
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(05-13-2010, 03:23 AM)
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This and the girl addicted to eating chalk thread are making for a weird night on GAF.
MultiCore
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(05-13-2010, 03:34 AM)
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Originally Posted by Saadster

This and the girl addicted to eating chalk thread are making for a weird night on GAF.

icarus-daedelus
(05-13-2010, 03:36 AM)
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If The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife is any indication, man has been getting off on squid porn since the 19th century, at least.

Originally Posted by Amory Blaine

As long as the squid/octopus consented, I don't see the problem here.

It was dead, so...
Alfarif
This picture? uhh I can explain really!
(05-13-2010, 03:36 AM)
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Originally Posted by Saadster

This and the girl addicted to eating chalk thread are making for a weird night on GAF.

You haven't been around here very long, have you? Just you wait... this night is pretty lightweight compared to some in the past. I know... all I do is sit on GAF all night.
SapientWolf
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(05-13-2010, 03:38 AM)
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Originally Posted by Alfarif

You haven't been around here very long, have you? Just you wait... this night is pretty lightweight compared to some in the past. I know... all I do is sit on GAF all night.

[img]http://i36.************/2r5x4xz.jpg[/img]
Big Ass Ramp
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(05-13-2010, 03:41 AM)
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I really wish I didn't know this.
Rahxephon91
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(05-13-2010, 03:42 AM)
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I assumed this was a Japanese man for some reason.. Probably trying to recreate LA Blue Girl.
Vamphuntr
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(05-13-2010, 03:43 AM)
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God some people are sick.
Manos: The Hans of Fate
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(05-13-2010, 03:44 AM)
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Originally Posted by Alfarif


The children, I can understand. If that's why he had the charges lobbied against him, or why the cops were even checking out his shit... but the squid porn? Really? You are really wasting time with that shit? Was it a picture of HIM fucking the squid? No? Just a random picture of a squid being fucked? Ok. We are all going to jail, then. I don't know about other people, but I've seen some fucked up shit in my day, and I'm pretty sure it got written to a hard drive I owned in the past.

Insurance charge. :)
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Gaborn
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(05-13-2010, 03:44 AM)
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Originally Posted by Big Ass Ramp

I really wish I didn't know this.

KevinCow
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(05-13-2010, 03:48 AM)
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Prosecutors amended the charge when it was admitted it could have been an octopus in the picture.

"What is this disgusting filth?? Sex with a squid?! You sicko! You should rot in jail! Wait, hold on... that might be an octopus. Nevermind then, sorry to bother you."
Goya
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(05-13-2010, 03:50 AM)
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this isn't too different from tentacle rape hentai right?
Jangaroo
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(05-13-2010, 03:50 AM)
I wouldn't be surprised if this guy had fantasies of getting a handjob/footsie from a squid. Kind of repulsive really. And since I haven't done one in a while...

Big Ass Ramp
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(05-13-2010, 03:52 AM)
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Originally Posted by Jangaroo

I wouldn't be surprised if this guy had fantasies of getting a handjob/footsie from a squid. Kind of repulsive really. And since I haven't done one in a while...

[IMG]http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f314/jangaroo/Squid_Footsie.png[IMG]


:lol :lol

I doubt this guy was that good looking, though. I pictured him as a chubby with a hurpdurp face.
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darkiguana
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(05-13-2010, 04:09 AM)
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I am insane now.
ntropy
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(05-13-2010, 04:16 AM)
this is the guy, i think

Complex Shadow
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(05-13-2010, 04:17 AM)
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Originally Posted by Goya

this isn't too different from tentacle rape hentai right?

no..maybe...yes >.<
AkuMifune
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(05-13-2010, 04:29 AM)
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sky
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(05-13-2010, 04:40 AM)
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Scrolling with caution...
dejay
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(05-13-2010, 04:50 AM)
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[IMG]http://i42.************/2q20h38.jpg[/IMG]

No sharp knees = I'd hit it.
Vic
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(05-13-2010, 04:52 AM)
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Originally Posted by Pandaman

dont judge, its art.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dre...erman%27s_Wife

^
The Frankman
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(05-13-2010, 04:53 AM)
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I somehow blame Japanese animation for this.
SpacLock
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(05-13-2010, 04:56 AM)
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I see my picture is spreading.
Mr. B Natural
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(05-13-2010, 05:07 AM)
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Mmm, yeah, take it squid. Yeah, take it! You've been a bad invertebrate, haven't you?
Mr. B Natural
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(05-13-2010, 05:09 AM)
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Originally Posted by Goya

this isn't too different from tentacle rape hentai right?

Maybe in Russia

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