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(05-18-2010, 05:56 AM)
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LTTP: MGS4 or WTF is this shit?(spoiler warning)
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I finally beat MGS4 today and I've gotta say, what the hell was Kojima smoking/snorting when he made this game? Although certainly not a bad game in any respects,(And if forced to give it a rating I'd probably give it an 8.5) Kojima really dropped the ball on this one as it's easily the worst and most disappointing MGS game in the main series by a long shot. The game has terribly underdeveloped characters(With the exception of Snake and Otacon) who I felt absolutely no connection to even when they died. Being an avid MGS player who was completely engrossed in the story of the past games, the death of major characters in the past games like Eva and Naomi felt like nothing. If anything these characters simply felt like they were cameos to simply give a nostalgic nod to the great MGS of past.
Not to mention the ridiculousness of the story this time is so much that even I can't take it. Since when did Meryl have the agility and speed of solid snake? So much so that she can take on about what looks like probably 50 or more soldiers by herself with the douchenozzle from MGS1, while both take bullets all over their bodies like its nothing. I mean MGS games were never realistic in any sense, but MGS4 just pushed it over the edge into complete absurdity. It honestly makes the action scenes in MGS: Twin Snakes look timid in comparison. Enemies simply stand there as snake is having conversations with other characters,(ie during the final chapter with Snake and Raiden) Raiden gets crushed by a ship, has both his arms cut off, not to mention numerous stab wound and yet is able to fight like his normal self in no time. Big Boss somehow comes back to life(The reasons they gave for him somehow resurrecting were even more absurd) and snake goes through a huge microwave, while still being able to kick the living shit out of liquid. The complete throwaway love story that Kojima farted up in his mind between Meryl and Johnny makes absolutely no sense and just makes a character that was originally in the game for shits and giggles into a douche that somehow gets with Meryl by randomly giving her CPR? I could go on and on about the how shit the story is, but I think I would probably exceed the character limit on this post. Story aside I'll keep my criticisms of the gameplay short. In comparison to the previous MGS games, MGS4 is ridiculously easy. I know Kojima has been aiming to try and get the action/fps crowd into this game, but it's been taken to far too much of an extreme. In other MGS games you can still get through the game being a rambo totting madman, but in many cases you probably wind up dying or the challenge would at least ramp up significantly. With MGS4, past the little part where you have to use the signal interceptor, there's very little reason to go stealth, as it's so easy to simply shoot everything that moves without taking much damage. Even then rations are extremely plentiful and abundant, so the chances of you dying outside of a boss battle is pretty damn slim. And talking about boss battles, compared to the other MGS games, the ones in here seemed tired and rather timid. Lacking the sort of creative energy generally seen in MG boss battles of the past.(I'll give the final boss battle a pass though) Compared to MGS3 and MGS2, MGS4 does nothing to advance the gameplay of its predecessors, with it being the only subsequent MGS in my opinion to actually deliver a gameplay experience that's worse than the game before it.(Yes, MGS3 is the best one) I really believe MGS4 is a telling sign that Kojima needs to work on something other than Metal Gear. I always wanted answers to the questions I had in MGS2 and although they are definitely answered in MGS4, the game is just far too bloated of worthless information and cutscenes for me to even feel anything for the answers they provided. Well my rant is done, MGS4 attack/defense force can assemble now. |
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My Contribution
(05-18-2010, 05:57 AM)
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#3
this is the equivalent of religion threads in the OT, only they get them every 4 hours, we get this every 6 or so.
*edit: i love Coolio's duties in these threads. :lol |
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(05-18-2010, 06:07 AM)
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#10
Originally Posted by Lightning:
Originally Posted by cosmicblizzard:
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(05-18-2010, 06:08 AM)
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#13
I honestly believe that people who really enjoyed this game are just blind Kojima fans....I just find it really hard to believe that fans of the first 3 MGS games can even rank this amongst those other games...terrible game by MGS standards, but luckily Peace Walker seems to have arrived for the save.
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erotic butter maelstrom
(05-18-2010, 06:10 AM)
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#16
I loved it. It wasn't perfect, the story was absurd...but Metal Gear Solid is absurd.
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I always had liked the series but MGS4 was my first in like 4 or 5 years since MGS2. I enjoyed the hell out of 4 and it inspired me to play through the whole series again, I still loved it the 3rd or 4th time through after playing the other games.
Last edited by Snuggler; 05-18-2010 at 06:14 AM.
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(05-18-2010, 06:10 AM)
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#18
Originally Posted by DiddyBop:
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(05-18-2010, 06:12 AM)
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#20
Originally Posted by DiddyBop:
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gittin' up in yo holonet modal verbs: dem Nanofuchs be AUXILIARY.
(05-18-2010, 06:13 AM)
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#21
Kojima literally took a shit on everyone who liked his games.
Literally. It actually happened in real life. He flew into the atmosphere and shit into the trade winds, and Kojima shit particulates were carried across the globe where they landed upon people who liked his games. He just walked in my door and did it again. I am calling the police, right now, but he's laughing at me and shouting bullshit about how the police can't arrest him if he pretends he's a ghost. I mean, some of you like scat play, and that's none of my business, but shit is shit. |
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(05-18-2010, 06:13 AM)
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#23
MGS4 is tied with MGS3 for my favorite in the series. Yeah, the story was a bit crazy at times and Kojima could have been a bit more concise with some of the cutscenes and plot points but the gameplay (which I will admit there was not enough of) was absolutely fantastic. The story wasn't also as much of a mess as MGS2's. I have no idea why that one gets a pass and MGS4 doesn't.
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Asleep in the Fantasy
(05-18-2010, 06:15 AM)
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#25
Originally Posted by EmCeeGramr:
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gittin' up in yo holonet modal verbs: dem Nanofuchs be AUXILIARY.
(05-18-2010, 06:16 AM)
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#27
Originally Posted by RoboPlato:
MGS4, on the other hand, liked to shout "HEY REMEMBER THOSE OTHER GAMES" for half an hour while making absolutely gigantic leaps in logic and pathetic attempts to tie a plot together that actually just made things worse. |
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(05-18-2010, 06:17 AM)
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#28
Originally Posted by DiddyBop:
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(05-18-2010, 06:17 AM)
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#29
Originally Posted by RoboPlato:
Originally Posted by EmCeeGramr:
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(05-18-2010, 06:18 AM)
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#30
Originally Posted by EmCeeGramr:
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(05-18-2010, 06:20 AM)
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#32
Normally I don't care about what people like, but MGS4 was such a huge gigantic steaming turd that I really have to question the sanity of anyone who derived any non-ironic enjoyment from, at the very least, the story. The gameplay was terrible compared to other entries as well (primarily because there was so little of it and because it flittered from one dumb gimmick to another), but I'm not going to lose any sleep over people somehow liking it.
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Weeping Pickle
(05-18-2010, 06:22 AM)
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#33
Originally Posted by EmCeeGramr:
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(05-18-2010, 06:22 AM)
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#34
ok maybe accusing people of being blind fans was going too far... the game was just a disaster and a disappointment by MGS standards. for those that loved the game...did you guys really enjoy the boss battles as much as the previous installments? how about the "gameplay" from the middle acts? game just felt uninspired.
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(05-18-2010, 06:23 AM)
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#35
Originally Posted by RoboPlato:
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(05-18-2010, 06:26 AM)
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#37
Originally Posted by onemic:
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(05-18-2010, 06:27 AM)
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#38
Originally Posted by onemic:
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Shounen Iconoclast
(05-18-2010, 06:28 AM)
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#39
Johnny becoming an important character is one of the reasons I love the story. After 3 entries where he (and his grandfather) does nothing but shit himself, we finally get to see his face and he ends up marrying a main character. That scene near the end where he proposed was great too.
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(05-18-2010, 06:31 AM)
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#44
Originally Posted by onemic:
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(05-18-2010, 06:34 AM)
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#45
Originally Posted by RoboPlato:
I don't think I even have to explain the meryl/johnny situation to prove how completely random and unbelievable that whole situation was. |
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(05-18-2010, 06:34 AM)
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#46
Originally Posted by Rahxephon91:
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(05-18-2010, 06:36 AM)
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#47
Originally Posted by cosmicblizzard:
He should have removed the mask earlier. I'm pretty sure he never shits himself or complains about his stomach again after he does so. |
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(05-18-2010, 06:37 AM)
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#48
I made my way through 4 back when I got my MGS PS3 model a month before the slim came out. I had just made my way through 2&3 and was pretty engrossed with the characters and their history.
MGS2 was confusing, but ultimately satisfying while I fell in love with the imagery of 3 and Big Boss' story. MGS4 was pretty disappointing by the standards of it's predecessors, but I don't regret playing it at all. It's got it's own character and flair that sets it apart from interactive masterpieces like Uncharted and your standard cinematic FPS experiences. I think it's easier to like MGS4 as long as you go in with no good or bad expectations. Definitely more friendly for people like me who haven't followed the series for years. |
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(05-18-2010, 06:37 AM)
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#49
Originally Posted by RadioHeadAche:
MGS4... while it had a lot of problems, I still really enjoyed playing the game. I really wish the gameplay segments were longer and the fat was trimmed, but overall it was a real tour de force. Peace Walker is great though, it shows what happens when you trim the fat :) |
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(05-18-2010, 06:38 AM)
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#50
Originally Posted by sevenchaos:
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