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mr stroke
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(05-21-2010, 08:17 PM)
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where do you look while standing at the urinal? I always look forward, never down. Tried looking down the other day while pissing and its hard not to look to the other side. I didn't look, but am curious if others do. Have your eyes ever wandered?
Costanza
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(05-21-2010, 08:18 PM)
mr stroke
Kurtofan
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(05-21-2010, 08:18 PM)
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Expendable.
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(05-21-2010, 08:18 PM)
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I always look directly at the cock of the person to the left or right of me.
Koomaster
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(05-21-2010, 08:18 PM)
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All the time. :)
Sai-kun
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(05-21-2010, 08:19 PM)
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mr stroke

edit: ugh fine

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Whoompthereitis
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(05-21-2010, 08:19 PM)
I once did more than sneak a peek. He was very receptive, and we had a pretty good time. The only bad part was that he didn't shake all the piss drops off before putting it in my mouth, so I had to swallow a bit or urine. Gross.
Trurl
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(05-21-2010, 08:19 PM)
Real men stare and whistle.
Costanza
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(05-21-2010, 08:19 PM)

Originally Posted by Whoompthereitis

I once did more than sneak a peek. He was very receptive, and we had a pretty good time. The only bad part was that he didn't shake all the piss drops off before putting it in my mouth, so I had to swallow a bit or urine. Gross.

[IMG]http://i44.************/qye4p3.jpg[/IMG]
Barrett2
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(05-21-2010, 08:19 PM)
Why so curious?
Crazylegs
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(05-21-2010, 08:19 PM)
They're wandering right now. So, yes.
Kenak
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(05-21-2010, 08:19 PM)
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No.
Nostalgic Nightmare
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(05-21-2010, 08:19 PM)
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Ya see it's people like you who cause stage fright at the urinal. I usually sprinkle a little on their shoes when I catch them.
RBH
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(05-21-2010, 08:20 PM)
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Originally Posted by DanielPlainview

I always look directly at the cock of the person to the left or right of me.

miladesn
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(05-21-2010, 08:20 PM)
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Originally Posted by Whoompthereitis

I once did more than sneak a peek. He was very receptive, and we had a pretty good time. The only bad part was that he didn't shake all the piss drops off before putting it in my mouth, so I had to swallow a bit or urine. Gross.

huh.
Trurl
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(05-21-2010, 08:23 PM)

Originally Posted by Nostalgic Nightmare

Ya see it's people like you who cause stage fright at the urinal. I usually sprinkle a little on their shoes when I catch them.

I have stage fright because I'm afraid that if I don't pee, people will assume that I'm only in the restroom to masturbate.
Hootie
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(05-21-2010, 08:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by Whoompthereitis

I once did more than sneak a peek. He was very receptive, and we had a pretty good time. The only bad part was that he didn't shake all the piss drops off before putting it in my mouth, so I had to swallow a bit or urine. Gross.

[IMG]http://i46.************/i29120.jpg[/IMG]
toxicgonzo
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(05-21-2010, 08:23 PM)
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This topic needs the star trek gif of the guy peeking at the other guys urinal.
C.Dark.DN
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(05-21-2010, 08:24 PM)
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so you want to suck cock? being gay/bi is no problem, but don't look at mine when i piss next to you pervert.
Kandrick
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(05-21-2010, 08:26 PM)
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Originally Posted by Whoompthereitis

I once did more than sneak a peek. He was very receptive, and we had a pretty good time. The only bad part was that he didn't shake all the piss drops off before putting it in my mouth, so I had to swallow a bit or urine. Gross.

:lol
Whoompthereitis
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(05-21-2010, 08:26 PM)

Originally Posted by DeathNote

so you want to suck cock? being gay/bi is no problem, but don't look at mine when i piss next to you pervert.

Whoah, slow down. When did I say I was gay or bi? Don't project on me.
UpperCaseN
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(05-21-2010, 08:26 PM)
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I look straight into the same urinal as the next guy while pissing into it. I figure why waste the water on 2 separate flushes when we could just both piss into the same urinal? I look into the urinal to focus real hard not to cross the streams, it splashes a bit if you do.
Kinitari
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(05-21-2010, 08:26 PM)
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Neogaf is getting just a little bit too real for me.
Vox-Pop
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(05-21-2010, 08:26 PM)
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Urinals should be banned in all public restrooms. I hate peeing next to people.
CajoleJuice
(05-21-2010, 08:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by Vox-Pop

Urinals should be banned in all public restrooms. I hate peeing next to people.

It's all coming together now.
Sol..
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(05-21-2010, 08:27 PM)
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Yeah, i take a look. I give respect where respect is due too.
Barrett2
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(05-21-2010, 08:29 PM)

Originally Posted by Sol..

Yeah, i take a look. I give respect where respect is due too.

What if he's a grower not a shower? Don't cut him short, dude.
USD
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(05-21-2010, 08:29 PM)
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The only sneak peeks I've gotten are naked old dudes in gym lockers, and that shit's never intentional.
Kandrick
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(05-21-2010, 08:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by Vox-Pop

Urinals should be banned in all public restrooms. I hate peeing next to people.

I hate when there is nobody in the urinals except me, and some guy comes in and picks the urinal RIGHT NEXT TO ME. Is it too hard to pick one far apart ? FUUUuuuuuuu
Get'sMad
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(05-21-2010, 08:31 PM)
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My buddy and I were wasted once and we both pissed in the same toilet (in a stall) at the same time at a bar because the bathroom was crowded. We just thought of it like pissing in one of those troughs-- just stare at the wall.

We got some odd looks coming out of that stall.
Messypandas
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(05-21-2010, 08:31 PM)
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nup. i respect the one urinal rule
C.Dark.DN
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(05-21-2010, 08:31 PM)
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Originally Posted by Whoompthereitis

Whoah, slow down. When did I say I was gay or bi? Don't project on me.

wasn't talking to you
USD
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(05-21-2010, 08:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kandrick

I hate when there is nobody in the urinals except me, and some guy comes in and picks the urinal RIGHT NEXT TO ME. Is it too hard to pick one far apart ? FUUUuuuuuuu

This is the worst. Breaking the unspoken code is unforgivable.
jon bones
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(05-21-2010, 08:32 PM)
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what's the big deal. go in, pee, wash hands, get out.

Originally Posted by Vox-Pop

Urinals should be banned in all public restrooms. I hate peeing next to people.

Originally Posted by CajoleJuice

It's all coming together now.

:lol
Like the hat?
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(05-21-2010, 08:33 PM)
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Originally Posted by USD

The only sneak peeks I've gotten are naked old dudes in gym lockers, and that shit's never intentional.

what the fuck is up with old men in gym locker rooms? they are always bare-ass naked, just walking around.
ciaossu
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(05-21-2010, 08:33 PM)
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Originally Posted by Whoompthereitis

I once did more than sneak a peek. He was very receptive, and we had a pretty good time. The only bad part was that he didn't shake all the piss drops off before putting it in my mouth, so I had to swallow a bit or urine. Gross.

So this is a troll; I figured as much from their other posts.

:lol @ thread

Originally Posted by Sol..

Yeah, i take a look. I give respect where respect is due too.

Originally Posted by lawblob

What if he's a grower not a shower? Don't cut him short, dude.

A+ :lol
JoeBoy101
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(05-21-2010, 08:33 PM)
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Originally Posted by lawblob

What if he's a grower not a shower? Don't cut him short, dude.

Don't turn this into a circumcision thread!
Get'sMad
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(05-21-2010, 08:36 PM)
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Originally Posted by JodyAnthony

what the fuck is up with old men in gym locker rooms? they are always bare-ass naked, just walking around.

yeah and its always the ones that have been going there for years doing their 15 minutes on the elliptical before hopping in the sauna. I mean I guess you just reach the point where you just stop giving a fuck but come on guys.
TeethMummy
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(05-21-2010, 08:39 PM)
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So many things wrong with this thread.
Christopher
(05-21-2010, 08:41 PM)
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no but I caught myself being peaked at a couple of times...I don't understand you have a dick I have a dick who cares what it looks like
krypt0nian
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(05-21-2010, 08:41 PM)
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Of course.

It's like Gay Guy free candy!
DonMigs85
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(05-21-2010, 08:41 PM)
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Years ago at some park I once saw a girl sneak into the men's bathroom and piss at the urinal, not sure how she managed it. Looked like a real biological female too. Spread the lips and pull up the urethra hole I guess?
Vox-Pop
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(05-21-2010, 08:43 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kandrick

I hate when there is nobody in the urinals except me, and some guy comes in and picks the urinal RIGHT NEXT TO ME. Is it too hard to pick one far apart ? FUUUuuuuuuu

I always pee in the toilet, it is just normal. I also like having a piece of toilet paper.



All urinals should have walls too.
Davedough
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(05-21-2010, 08:43 PM)
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Originally Posted by Trurl

I have stage fright because I'm afraid that if I don't pee, people will assume that I'm only in the restroom to masturbate.

You're doing it wrong. Use the stall, not the urinal to masturbate.
Jasup
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(05-21-2010, 08:45 PM)
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How else could you set the hierarchy between men?
Sol..
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(05-21-2010, 08:45 PM)
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Originally Posted by Davedough

You're doing it wrong. Use the stall, not the urinal to masturbate.

Not if you're a BAWS.
Munch
(05-21-2010, 08:47 PM)

Originally Posted by DonMigs85

Years ago at some park I once saw a girl sneak into the men's bathroom and piss at the urinal, not sure how she managed it. Looked like a real biological female too. Spread the lips and pull up the urethra hole I guess?

We have these little cups that help us pee standing up! And you're all small at the urinals. I don't want to see tiny willies so I wouldn't look.
Ourobolus
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(05-21-2010, 08:48 PM)
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I did once, but in my defense, she was pretty hot.
True Underdog
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(05-21-2010, 08:55 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sai-kun

mr stroke

edit: ugh fine

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:lol
Kinitari
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(05-21-2010, 09:01 PM)
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Originally Posted by Munch

We have these little cups that help us pee standing up! And you're all small at the urinals. I don't want to see tiny willies so I wouldn't look.

For some reason I thought you were a lesbian.

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