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The Everyman
(06-09-2010, 02:01 AM)
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doom3. i would never have expected it. but this jump can suck some cock:



i just made it, and now i have to make the same fucking jump again on a revolving platform.

Runner up: Rope jumps at some part in tomb raider: the last revlation. that game was a series of shitty jumps though.

also a quick doom 3 lttp: this game fucking sucks. i might of liked it before these jumps. but this has fucking ruined everything.

it's also frustratingly dark. the game should be a series of pitch black jumps so i could fucking hate it more

edit: i had to hold shift :] props to luka
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oracrest
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(06-09-2010, 02:03 AM)
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Ninja Gaiden

Rich!
If this is a retro/homebrew thread, I'm a helpful poster.

If not, I'm either angry about something minor or ranting about how much GAF sucks because everyone is angry all the time.

This tag will disappear when it is no longer true.
(06-09-2010, 02:04 AM)
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Quite a few in Metroid Prime 1/2/3 until realising I was doing it wrong, and had to go another way. :lol
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The Everyman
(06-09-2010, 02:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by oracrest

Ninja Gaiden

that's next on my play list


fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


edit: oh, old school
Slightly Live
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(06-09-2010, 02:05 AM)
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Jumping for the first time in the Reach Beta. :lol
Snapshot King
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(06-09-2010, 02:05 AM)
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Fucking suspended crates in a stepping stair in Half Life 1 early on in the game. Maybe it was my age but that shit was fucking bullshit.
eosos
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(06-09-2010, 02:06 AM)
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The beginning of windwaker when you have to swing on the ropes in the pirate ship... That took me ages. Then you had to do it again later :(
SmZA
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(06-09-2010, 02:06 AM)
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The circular netting near the end of Psychonauts.
Red Scarlet
(06-09-2010, 02:07 AM)
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Early Screw Attack in Metroid Prime 2. Did it I think twice (left video) in 12 hours. Then I discovered the other method (right video), which is still iffy (but much easier for me to do).

or

Vent Shaft Bomb Jump.

That's for what I did make..I was never able to do Geo Core dash (lower left video).
Last edited by Red Scarlet; 06-09-2010 at 02:11 AM.
Llyranor
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(06-09-2010, 02:08 AM)
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Probably something from the awful awful last level of Psychon...

Originally Posted by Paulathon

Psychonauts.

.... yeah.

It didn't help that the platforming itself was never actually fun.
Narag
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(06-09-2010, 02:08 AM)
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Falling rock stage in Shinobi III. If you don't nail that double jump, you're dead!
The Spoony Hou
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(06-09-2010, 02:08 AM)
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Xenogears comes to mind. The Babel Tower, you know.
ascii42
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(06-09-2010, 02:08 AM)
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Max Payne, the train jump.
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(06-09-2010, 02:10 AM)
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I NEED SCISSORS
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(06-09-2010, 02:10 AM)
I think I gave up on Half-life when I couldn't get the hang of the long jump.
luka
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(06-09-2010, 02:11 AM)
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Originally Posted by eosos

The beginning of windwaker when you have to swing on the ropes in the pirate ship... That took me ages. Then you had to do it again later :(

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU




In regards to the op: seriously? That never gave me a single issue and I played through D3 like 5 times (yay co-op mod). You must be doing something very wrong. You know you can sprint right?
Last edited by luka; 06-09-2010 at 02:14 AM.
survivor
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(06-09-2010, 02:12 AM)
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I remember when playing one of the Tomb Raider games on the PS1 or PC there was this impossible jump to. It was really frustrating especially after wasting 20 mins just trying to make the jump.
Turfster
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(06-09-2010, 02:13 AM)
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And another vote for Psychonauts. I actually quit playing Psychonauts forever because of a jump I couldn't make for the life of me.
Oh, also, I guess the end of the first Halo counts, I never did finish Halo because the timed warthog jump kept going wrong.
erpg
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(06-09-2010, 02:13 AM)
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Some jump on the Thailand mission of Tomb Raider Underworld, where the camera had zoomed in so close to her ass that I couldn't see which way I was facing anymore.
Belfast
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(06-09-2010, 02:13 AM)
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Every single one of them in I Wanna Be The Guy.
Mush
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(06-09-2010, 02:13 AM)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YVfrxuBrJE#t=2m56s

FUCK YOU
quickwhips
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(06-09-2010, 02:14 AM)
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Simon's Quest Says hello.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIkkZWKn-8Y
Razorskin
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(06-09-2010, 02:14 AM)
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Fuck you lamp post.
AndyD
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(06-09-2010, 02:14 AM)
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Originally Posted by ascii42

Max Payne, the train jump.

Came here to post this.

Also I forget what game it was but I had no idea there was a double jump in the game so I played about half the game before giving up. Turns out I had agonized over and made jumps that were easy with double jump but virtually impossible with single jump. Never went back to finish it...:lol
Yoshichan
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(06-09-2010, 02:15 AM)
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Any platforming in Ninja Gaiden 1 (Xbox, PS3)
Y2Kev
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(06-09-2010, 02:15 AM)
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Originally Posted by Razorskin



Fuck you lamp post.

Great post. I hated this part of the game. I had no idea what I was doing.
viciouskillersquirrel
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(06-09-2010, 02:15 AM)
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Originally Posted by Red Scarlet

Early Screw Attack in Metroid Prime 2. Did it I think twice (left video) in 12 hours. Then I discovered the other method (right video), which is still iffy (but much easier for me to do).

Diagonal Bomb-Jumping across the missile lake to try to get to the Wrecked Ship early in Super Metroid. Of course, then I watched your speedrun and realised that you could Shinespark across instead :\

Also, Powerbomb #44 in a NBMB run of Super Metroid :\

Infinite Bomb-Jumping from the bomb room in Zero Mission up to the hall with the entrance to the Varia Suit Acid Room.

DBJ-ing across the pit leading up to the Varia Suit Acid Room in Zero Mission.

DBJ-ing and chaining some IBJs to actually get to the Varia Suit in the Varia Suit Acid Room in Zero Mission.

Just sequence breaking in 2D Metroid in general.
vocab
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(06-09-2010, 02:15 AM)
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Mandoric
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(06-09-2010, 02:15 AM)

Originally Posted by oracrest

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GODDAMN BIRD
TheUsual
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(06-09-2010, 02:15 AM)
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Originally Posted by Letters

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Agree 100%!!!! Tried jump, crouch jumping, nothing worked. Surprised that was in there, even though it was a beta.

Same with the Zelda: WW jump as well!
AndyD
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(06-09-2010, 02:16 AM)
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Originally Posted by Mush

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YVfrxuBrJE#t=2m56s

FUCK YOU

Yep. Never aced that one. I guess I am just not that good. Took me a lot of tries just to get through it, let alone without dying.
Oozer3993
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(06-09-2010, 02:16 AM)
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Originally Posted by Dani

Jumping for the first time in the Reach Beta. :lol

Originally Posted by Letters

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I thought I was going to be able to come in here and be all witty and say "any jump in the Halo: Reach Beta," but you two had to steal my thunder :P

Originally Posted by Mush

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YVfrxuBrJE#t=2m56s

FUCK YOU

Oh and this too. Screw that whole wheel.
Herbspiceguy
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(06-09-2010, 02:16 AM)
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stuff of nightmares for a child
onken
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(06-09-2010, 02:16 AM)
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There's one particular billboard on Burnout Paradise where you go along the tracks, up the ramp and over a building, god it took forever.
Hyunkel6
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(06-09-2010, 02:16 AM)
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Originally Posted by Razorskin



Fuck you lamp post.

FFFFUUUUUU. Took me 2 hours before I finally gave up and went to look at a FAQ only to find out it was some kind of bug/glitch!
Bizzyb
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(06-09-2010, 02:16 AM)
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Originally Posted by oracrest

Ninja Gaiden

This is the only right answer (if you've played this game)
Son of Godzilla
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JRPereira
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(06-09-2010, 02:19 AM)

Originally Posted by Herbspicesoy



stuff of nightmares for a child

Jesus. I think you've nailed it. Nothing can prepare you for how awful that room is. I've only gotten past it like twice and it just gets far worse.
Incitemaybe
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(06-09-2010, 02:21 AM)
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Originally Posted by Razorskin



Fuck you lamp post.



Haha, this.

Also last level of Psychonauts ;-)
Red Scarlet
(06-09-2010, 02:22 AM)
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Originally Posted by viciouskillersquirrel

Diagonal Bomb-Jumping across the missile lake to try to get to the Wrecked Ship early in Super Metroid. Of course, then I watched your speedrun and realised that you could Shinespark across instead :\

Also, Powerbomb #44 in a NBMB run of Super Metroid :\

Infinite Bomb-Jumping from the bomb room in Zero Mission up to the hall with the entrance to the Varia Suit Acid Room.

DBJ-ing across the pit leading up to the Varia Suit Acid Room in Zero Mission.

DBJ-ing and chaining some IBJs to actually get to the Varia Suit in the Varia Suit Acid Room in Zero Mission.

Just sequence breaking in 2D Metroid in general.

Oh yeah, PB66 too. Because it is dumb.
Why would you do that?
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(06-09-2010, 02:22 AM)
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Worst part is... it isn't a jump.
vocab
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(06-09-2010, 02:23 AM)
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Oh ya, I forgot about this one too. One of the most poorly designed jumps I've ever seen.

Feep
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(06-09-2010, 02:23 AM)
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This is one goddamn jump.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKTfb1XttlM#t=06m55s

Hundred percenting this game is probably my second greatest gaming accomplishment, right behind hundred percenting F-Zero GX.

Third is probably full chaining the first three levels of Ikaruga.
viciouskillersquirrel
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(06-09-2010, 02:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by Red Scarlet

Oh yeah, PB66 too. Because it is dumb.

66.

I keep calling it 44. I don't know why.
Segata Sanshiro
(06-09-2010, 02:24 AM)
Dark Savior, fourth parallel, floating castle.

Isometric jumping? Shitty. Isometric jumping where failure results in death? Shitty. Isometric jumping across small moving platforms where failure results in death? Super shitty. Timed isometric jumping across small moving platforms where failure results in death AND running out of time is a non-negotiable Game Over? ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA shitty.
ShockingAlberto
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(06-09-2010, 02:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by Razorskin



Fuck you lamp post.

FUCK THAT THING

You never, EVER have to use the "jump on your own and grab something above you" jump in the game, then it throws it at you without explanation.

It came right as I was trying to explain to someone how awesome this game is.
Shrinnan
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(06-09-2010, 02:25 AM)
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Originally Posted by Letters

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Wow, never thought about that until you posted it but...you're right.
ethic
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(06-09-2010, 02:25 AM)
Super Mario Bros. 8-2. I was, like 5 years old and spent so many attempts on it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCIO3KEiUB0#t=1m10s
NMan
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(06-09-2010, 02:26 AM)
Climb Maps in Counter-Strike have some pretty nasty jumps.
gray_fox224
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(06-09-2010, 02:26 AM)
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Originally Posted by Razorskin



Fuck you lamp post.

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