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Khalifa Jayy
aka RJNavarrete
(07-11-2010, 11:20 AM)
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HOLY SHIT. And I wasn't going to go out tonight... :lol :lol :lol

I hit my friends up to see what was up tonight, and they said someone was having a small apartment party... this other girl I knew over facebook told me she was bored as hekll, and that tonight was her birthday dinner so she suggested I should pick her up and show her a good time. I was like fuck it... let's go check out this party. So we get there, and to my surprise there's all kinds of my old friends from HS. I felt like such a bad ass getting handshakes and hugs from everyone in the room and being introduced as "my best friend" to all those who I didn't know. :lol So we get a couple drinks in us, I played a few games of beer pong, and I was feeling a slight buzz....

Anywho, me and this chick were a little bored, so she asked If I got her anything for her birthday... I said yea, it's in my truck. So we go, make out, and she pulls my dick out and says she really wanted her gift... so we fucked. and fucked. and fucked. and holy shitttttt, she told me to fuck her any way i wanted to because she, and I quote, "i love your dick." :D :D :D

I felt like a fucking bad ass marathon runner... we were going at it for two hours STRAIGHT... Fuck this was a good ass night. Now time for some sleep, as I'm working at 7 am. Good fucking night. Literally.
Blablurn
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(07-11-2010, 11:21 AM)
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Khalifa Jayy
aka RJNavarrete
(07-11-2010, 11:21 AM)
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Originally Posted by Blablurn

I think this may be the most appropriate time my avatar has ever been quoted.
polyh3dron
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(07-11-2010, 11:21 AM)
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EDIT: GODDAMMIT!
Veidt
Blasphemer who refuses to accept bagged milk as his personal savior
(07-11-2010, 11:22 AM)
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For some I thought you were like a priest/preacher or something?

And yay! Your avatar is back :D
curls
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(07-11-2010, 11:22 AM)


YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Perspicacity
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(07-11-2010, 11:23 AM)
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Well did you come or what?
OneEightZero
aka ThreeOneFour
(07-11-2010, 11:23 AM)
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I made this. ^_^
Khalifa Jayy
aka RJNavarrete
(07-11-2010, 11:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by Perspicacity

Well did you come or what?

All over her face + tits. I hadn't nut in about two days, so it was a real good one. :D

Originally Posted by Veidt

I thought you were like a priest/preacher or something?

And yay! Your avatar is back :D

Don't you dare ruin this night for me!
Veidt
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(07-11-2010, 11:25 AM)
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Khalifa Jayy
aka RJNavarrete
(07-11-2010, 11:26 AM)
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Originally Posted by OneEightZero



I made this. ^_^

<3 youuuuuuuuuu.
EatChildren
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(07-11-2010, 11:26 AM)
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Originally Posted by RJNavarrete

Don't you dare ruin this night for me!

Wait, is this an episode of Bang Bros?
Khalifa Jayy
aka RJNavarrete
(07-11-2010, 11:27 AM)
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Originally Posted by EatChildren

Wait, is this an episode of Bang Bros?

Not gonna lie, it seriously felt like it. I was like damn... I'm lasting long as fuck, she's energetic, bouncy, and horny as fuck, and we're fucking in the backseat of my truck/the sidewalk/my center console... fuck yesssssss.
Billen
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(07-11-2010, 11:28 AM)
Priest? Catholic? Sure she wasn't a young boy? :D
Khalifa Jayy
aka RJNavarrete
(07-11-2010, 11:29 AM)
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Originally Posted by Billen

Priest? Catholic? Sure she wasn't a young boy? :D

Not catholic, sorry. :) And like I said... her birthday's coming up soon. She's turning 20. ;)

Originally Posted by Kyoufu

That was a nice dream you had.

You wish! :lol :lol :lol :lol
Kyoufu
(07-11-2010, 11:29 AM)
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That was a nice dream you had.
trinest
(07-11-2010, 11:35 AM)
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Originally Posted by Veidt

For some I thought you were like a priest/preacher or something?

And yay! Your avatar is back :D

Oh baby tell me your sins and I'll make them go away.
Nard Bagman
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(07-11-2010, 11:35 AM)
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I prefer tender intimacy, but I'm glad you had fun!
Salazar
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(07-11-2010, 11:37 AM)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UZ1oPt2FVk
HeadsUpSevenUp
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(07-11-2010, 11:44 AM)
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Originally Posted by Perspicacity


Well did you come or what?


Jesus, man! There are just some things you don't talk about in public!
Rahxephon91
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(07-11-2010, 11:45 AM)
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Blablurn
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(07-11-2010, 11:45 AM)
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can't wait for the sequel of this thread in 9 months!
Veidt
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(07-11-2010, 11:47 AM)
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Originally Posted by Blablurn

can't wait for the sequel of this thread in 9 months!

Part 2:
Four-Five Beers + Sex = The Father and The Son

Part 3:
Four-Five Beers + Sex= The Trinity.
Salazar
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(07-11-2010, 11:48 AM)
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Originally Posted by Blablurn

can't wait for the sequel of this thread in 9 months!

[img]http://i34.************/2j0cpjm.gif[/img]
Barbacoatl
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(07-11-2010, 11:50 AM)
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What happened to your GF? she was cute.
MmmSkyscraper
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(07-11-2010, 11:51 AM)
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[IMG]http://i29.************/x6d4oz.gif[/IMG]
xbhaskarx
(07-11-2010, 11:52 AM)
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STDs don't take 9 months
Dynamite Shikoku
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(07-11-2010, 11:53 AM)
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So you jerked off into a tissue watching animated porn gifs?
CheddarApple
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(07-11-2010, 11:59 AM)
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Originally Posted by RJNavarrete

All over her face + tits.

GTFO
Kyoufu
(07-11-2010, 12:04 PM)
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Which trailer trash girl would stay in a car for 2 whole hours having sex and then let you defile her face + breasts?

Seriously that was one hell of a dream you had.
hteng
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(07-11-2010, 12:07 PM)
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so what was the present? you never reveal it ?


edit: wait.... it can't be the dick right? right?
Patrick Bateman
(07-11-2010, 12:08 PM)
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Ulairi
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(07-11-2010, 12:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kyoufu

Which trailer trash girl would stay in a car for 2 whole hours having sex and then let you defile her face + breasts?

Seriously that was one hell of a dream you had.


A slut.
Ferga
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(07-11-2010, 12:12 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kyoufu

Which trailer trash girl would stay in a car for 2 whole hours having sex and then let you defile her face + breasts?

Seriously that was one hell of a dream you had.

why dont i ever get these dreams =[
Billen
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(07-11-2010, 12:13 PM)

Originally Posted by Kyoufu

Which trailer trash girl would stay in a car for 2 whole hours having sex and then let you defile her face + breasts?

Seriously that was one hell of a dream you had.


...aaaand here comes a REAL preacher.
Celsior
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(07-11-2010, 12:15 PM)
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I had a dream bout Portal, my night was kind of weird.
klausbert
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(07-11-2010, 12:18 PM)
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OMG GAF I JUST HAD REAL SEX OMG OMG
Nyx
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(07-11-2010, 12:18 PM)
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2 XTC pills and 1 Viagra, THAT'S god mode. :P
Slayer-33
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(07-11-2010, 12:22 PM)
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Son, I for one am appoint.
rvy
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(07-11-2010, 12:22 PM)
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I'm happy for you.
Diablohead
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(07-11-2010, 12:26 PM)
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Garcia
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(07-11-2010, 12:28 PM)
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Originally Posted by klausbert

OMG GAF I JUST HAD REAL SEX OMG OMG

:lol :lol
Sadist
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(07-11-2010, 12:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman

I knew this would turn up :lol

Bateman fuck yeah <3

You know, what with GAF this weekend? A thread about entertaining Ladies of the night, this thread...

Warm weather makes all the boys go crazy
Kentpaul
When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
(07-11-2010, 12:33 PM)
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8 cans of beer and a joint of green + sex = HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM GONNA CUM
minor effort
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(07-11-2010, 12:50 PM)
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At the first couple glances I thought this thread title said fourty-five beers.

What a disappointment.
Klyka
(07-11-2010, 12:51 PM)
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I think I watched that porn movie a few days ago.
Steppenwolf
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(07-11-2010, 12:52 PM)
Wonder what happens if OP discovers uppers + sex.
Patrick Bateman
(07-11-2010, 12:58 PM)
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Btw. I prefer sex in ice cream trucks:

Klyka
(07-11-2010, 01:00 PM)
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Oh Lexi Belle,when will you ever NOT give me a boner?
Hot Coldman
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(07-11-2010, 01:08 PM)
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Yeah, but can you eat a Rowntrees Fruit Pastille without chewing?

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