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Majine
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(07-11-2010, 03:11 PM)
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I say wasps.

[img]http://i30.************/2yx52mq.jpg[/img]

My friend says ticks, but I haven't had those on me yet, so maybe I'm biased.
Sapiens
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(07-11-2010, 03:13 PM)
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Zebra Mussels
wolfmat
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(07-11-2010, 03:13 PM)
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Its


And reading through that text, hornets are just as much douchebags, they're just not with that much company, but much bigger.
Kyoufu
(07-11-2010, 03:14 PM)
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Whenever a wasp or bee comes close to my vicinity I flail my arms wildly and run, screaming like a girl. I hate them ;(
GuessWho
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(07-11-2010, 03:14 PM)
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came for animal, left with insect.
Majine
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(07-11-2010, 03:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kyoufu

Whenever a wasp or bee comes close to my vicinity I flail my arms wildly and run, screaming like a girl. I hate them ;(

But I must say, Bees have the right to exists since they make delicious honey. Wasps are completely useless.
ClosingADoor
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(07-11-2010, 03:15 PM)
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rvy
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(07-11-2010, 03:15 PM)
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Peacocks? I don't know.
Zeliard
(07-11-2010, 03:16 PM)
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As someone who recently got Lyme disease from a god-forsaken deer tick, I think I'll go with those devilish motherfuckers.
Bentendo
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(07-11-2010, 03:16 PM)
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I remember one day I was casually going on an insect murder rampage with bug spray. Saw a wasp and was like "heck yeah" and sprayed it... little did I know that it was accompanied by other wasps who were behind me. Stung me in the neck, I was screaming my head off running around the front yard so all the neighbors could see me. By the time I got inside I had two stings.
Casual Gamera
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(07-11-2010, 03:16 PM)
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Fuck you wasps...and mosquitos.
Kinitari
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(07-11-2010, 03:17 PM)
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This Goose was being kind of a jerk.
X-Burner
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(07-11-2010, 03:17 PM)
OP, you can't distinguish between an animal and an insect?
trineo_feo
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(07-11-2010, 03:18 PM)

Originally Posted by GuessWho

came for animal, left with insect.

Well, insect are animals..
Fersis
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(07-11-2010, 03:18 PM)
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I have a wasps nest in my room.
I respect the hard work it took to build it so i let it bee
Zeliard
(07-11-2010, 03:19 PM)
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Originally Posted by X-Burner

OP, you can't distinguish between an animal and an insect?

Insects are Animalia.
Kuraudo
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(07-11-2010, 03:20 PM)
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That fish thing that swims up people's dicks. No contest.
giga
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(07-11-2010, 03:20 PM)
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Linnaeus is rolling in his grave at this thread.
Seanspeed
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(07-11-2010, 03:20 PM)
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Originally Posted by X-Burner

OP, you can't distinguish between an animal and an insect?

Oh dear. :(

That wasp 'poster' is hilarious. :lol
1-D_FTW
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(07-11-2010, 03:21 PM)
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Good choices with regard to humans.

But the Llama is a pretty good candidate. Saw on Dirty Jobs that they have fighting teeth that are pretty much there to rip off the testicles of their competition in the mating game.
Majine
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(07-11-2010, 03:21 PM)
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Apparently this thread needs some education.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal
Amir0x
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(07-11-2010, 03:22 PM)
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Originally Posted by Majine

Apparently this thread needs some education.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal

I cannot believe anyone needed to know this

I am crying inside for America again
Bolt Vanderhuge
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(07-11-2010, 03:22 PM)
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Human baby. Selfish pricks.
alr1ght
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(07-11-2010, 03:22 PM)
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Pinko Marx
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(07-11-2010, 03:23 PM)
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Any kind of parasite. Though I'd say mosquitos just by default.
caramac
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(07-11-2010, 03:24 PM)
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(07-11-2010, 03:24 PM)
Monkeys can go fuck themselves. Monkeys don't do shit.
jabipun
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(07-11-2010, 03:25 PM)
I agree with OP.

I hate wasps.

What's even worse - is that you see them, and they are kinda far off floating away. So you walk up the stairs/alley etc. and the fuckers will follow you for no fucking reason. Bitches!
X-Burner
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(07-11-2010, 03:25 PM)

Originally Posted by Seanspeed

Oh dear. :(

That wasp 'poster' is hilarious. :lol

Well, looks like I forgot about Arthropoda :/
red shoe paul
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(07-11-2010, 03:26 PM)
Yeah Wasps are pretty bad..
RichardAM
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(07-11-2010, 03:26 PM)
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Moths it is then.
Zeliard
(07-11-2010, 03:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by red shoe paul

Yeah Wasps are pretty bad..

[IMG]http://i31.************/14b7vag.jpg[/IMG]

u mad?
1-D_FTW
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(07-11-2010, 03:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by Amir0x

I cannot believe anyone needed to know this

I am crying inside for America again

Come on. This is like the grammar police. Most people know the difference. I took the title as the biggest douche that is living organic matter. Animal is a much simpler headline.
MrHicks
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(07-11-2010, 03:28 PM)
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probably humans

theres some annoying things out there in nature
BUT compared to some of the earths biggest douches in all of douchedom nothing compared
Majine
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(07-11-2010, 03:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by MrHicks

probably humans

theres some annoying things out there in nature
BUT compared to some of the earths biggest douches in all of douchedom nothing compared

Yes, unlike what some arrogant bastards say out there, Humans are animals and indeed douchebags, to the planet anyways.
1-D_FTW
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(07-11-2010, 03:30 PM)
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Originally Posted by MrHicks

probably humans

theres some annoying things out there in nature
BUT compared to some of the earths biggest douches in all of douchedom nothing compared

You make a good point. But see my earlier post. At least we didn't evolve teeth for the explicit purpose of biting off our competition's testicles. That's pretty douchee.
Bolt Vanderhuge
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(07-11-2010, 03:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by 1-D_FTW

You make a good point. But see my earlier post. At least we didn't evolve teeth for the explicit purpose of biting off our competition's testicles. That's pretty douchee.

No, but our females did create the "friendzone" which is just as bad.
Zeliard
(07-11-2010, 03:33 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bolt Vanderhuge

No, but our females did create the "friendzone" which is just as bad.

:lol

It's figuratively having your nuts slowly chewed off.
Combichristoffersen
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(07-11-2010, 03:33 PM)
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Originally Posted by alr1ghtstart

Mel Gibson hates packs of those :(
Naked Snake
(07-11-2010, 03:34 PM)
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I'm see wasps in my backyard all the time now, they come to drink when I'm watering the plants. I killed one yesterday, with a stick! :D
Snuggles
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(07-11-2010, 03:34 PM)
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Seagulls.

They're loud, obnoxious and travel in large crowds. You try and have a nice day at the beach or park and these fuckers won't stop swooping over you and trying to steal your goddamn doritos.
1-D_FTW
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(07-11-2010, 03:35 PM)
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Originally Posted by Zeliard

:lol

It's figuratively having your nuts slowly chewed off.

There's still the option of jerking it. Try doing that without testees.:lol
MadraptorMan
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(07-11-2010, 03:37 PM)
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Hippos are EASILY the biggest douchebag animals. Or maybe they are worse...biggest a-holes?

Anyway, I hate hippos. They kill more people in Africa every year than lions do, and they aren't even carnivorous.
brandonh83
(07-11-2010, 03:37 PM)
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Squirrels.

Me at college: so, yeah, I have these pesky squirrels that sit around and throw acorns at me when I'm walking back to my dorm building.
college friend: yeah right squirrels don't think or behave like that, they probably just fell out of the tree.
me: ok whatever.
*friend comes over to play some videogames, walking to dorm*
*fwap!*
friend: ow what the fuck!
me: hurts like a bitch doesn't it?
J-Rod
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(07-11-2010, 03:37 PM)
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Chimps
Kayhan
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(07-11-2010, 03:37 PM)
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Originally Posted by ClosingADoor

Zeliard
(07-11-2010, 03:37 PM)
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I give seagulls props for their intelligence.
Majine
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(07-11-2010, 03:39 PM)
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Originally Posted by MadraptorMan

Hippos are EASILY the biggest douchebag animals. Or maybe they are worse...biggest a-holes?

Anyway, I hate hippos. They kill more people in Africa every year than lions do, and they aren't even carnivorous.

I don't get how hippos have gotten in the "good animals" category according to humans. In cartoons and such, they are always portraited as lovable creatures, in contrast to for example crocodiles.

Facing a hippo in the wild is more dangerous than a crocodile, or so I've heard.
Zeliard
(07-11-2010, 03:40 PM)
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Originally Posted by Majine

I don't get how hippos have gotten in the "good animals" category according to humans. In cartoons and such, they are always portraited as lovable creatures, in contrast to for example crocodiles.

Facing a hippo in the wild is more dangerous than a crocodile, or so I've heard.

guyrunningthefuckawayfromhippo.jpg
BertramCooper
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(07-11-2010, 03:41 PM)
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Originally Posted by alr1ghtstart

QFT.

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