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Advice? Wild possum holed up in bathroom

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Numpt3

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Keyser Soze said:
This made me think of PossumGAF

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Pleases excuse typos and everything else that is wrong with this image
"inception: Excited humans will leave their house, invading bath rooms will be easy" :lol


So is it safe to say that the op has been brutally savaged to death yet?
 

Combichristoffersen

Combovers don't work when there is no hair
Sloane said:
The fuck? ME rocked!

You must've used some special version of ME then, because ME is probably the shittiest Windows version I've ever had the displeasure of using. Fucking thing sucked.

And :lol @ PossumGAF
 
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Deleted member 1235

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your kitty won't save shit. Possums own cats.

question time, what is the difference between possum and opossum?

edit: Possum.
 

falconzss

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catfish said:
your kitty won't save shit. Possums own cats.

question time, what is the difference between possum and opossum?

edit: Possum.

Wikipedia said:
Opossums (Didelphimorphia, pronounced /daɪˌdɛlfɨˈmɔrfi.ə/) are the largest order of marsupials in the Western Hemisphere. They are also commonly called possums, though that term is also applied to Australian fauna of the suborder Phalangeriformes.

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Deleted member 1235

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possums are rad.

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I mean look at this guy. He's a little on the fat side, but if he quit with the beer and cigarettes, well then, the skys the limit.
 

Askani

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Cripes...you city people are freaking babies. Check for warning signs of rabies, but rabies in them are very, very rare. Get something to pin it with and a glove. Put pressure on it's head to keep it from moving, grab it by the end of it's tail, lift it up, and then put it outside. It doesn't hurt them and they won't squirm or bite if you hold them like that. They just dangle. Then find out where it's coming in at and block it.
 
North America got one fucking marsupial and God gave us the worst one.

I hate these things. On my family's dairy farm, they constantly chew through bags of calf feed and powdered milk replacer.

Do the right thing - grab a pitchfork and stab the bastard.
 
get a broom and just sorta push guide him out the door. he may look scary and rabid, but just keep pushing. be kind to the marsupial.
 

owlbeak

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metamonk said:
get a broom and just sorta push guide him out the door.

From www.opossumsocietyus.org :)lol )
Question: There is an opossum in my house or garage. What do I do?

Answer: First contact your local animal shelter to determine if an officer will assist you. Always make sure the opossum will not be trapped and killed!

An opossum can safely be trapped by leaning an empty, tall kitchen trash can at approximately a 30-45º angle against something the opossum can climb onto such as a stack of books. Place cat food or ripe fruit at the bottom of the trash can. The opossum will be able to climb into the trash can but will be unable to climb or jump out. Immediately take the trash can outside. Tip the can on its side and the opossum will leave when it feels it is safe to do so. This is best done at dusk. If it has to be done during the day then tip the opening towards a dense shrub where the opossum can hide until nightfall.

You can also try to leave a trail of pet food leading to an open door. Observe quietly at a distance. Once it leaves, shut the door. Do not try to push the opossum with a broom. The frightened animal will freeze and not move.
That whole FAQ is pretty good, offering answers to such burning questions as "An opossum is pooping my yard. What do I do?", "Opossums make my dog bark. What do I do?", "How do I prevent an opossum from drowning in my pool?", "My neighbor kills or tortures animals. What can I do?", "I see an opossum sharing a food dish with my cat. What do I do?", and many, many more. :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 

Fersis

It is illegal to Tag Fish in Tag Fishing Sanctuaries by law 38.36 of the GAF Wildlife Act
Keyser Soze said:
This made me think of PossumGAF

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Pleases excuse typos and everything else that is wrong with this image
Probably the best post ive seen.

The 'A Human gave me beer on Holliday' its just genius.
And the Lady Gaga section is a dream for many gaffers.
 

EzLink

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This is why we all love NeoGAF :lol

I think possumgaf guy needs a tag linking to his original post with that incredible image
 

hsin

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GillianSeed79 said:
I'M NOT FUCKING KIDDING. The only thing I use my home PC for is my router because I fucked up a few years ago and got my PC infected with a trojan spyware thing while trying to download porn. My fucking keyboard doesn't work, but, like I said I spend of my time on my work PC.

LOOOOOOOOL
 

DonMigs85

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Windows ME??? I bet his PC must have a Pentium II and ATI Rage graphics as well.
But yeah OP, since you have such little grasp of computer security and technology and all that you better stay the hell away from credit/debit cards and online banking.
 

G-Fex

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I kiced out a possum out of my yard once, ugly things. I lol'd when it cried out when I kicked it in the ass on it's way out
 

Forkball

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I'm not sure how you even thought of Possum GAF keyzer, but god bless you.

Anyways, at least take a damn picture of it and post it here before you do anything else. I promise you won't get rabies.
 

NGAMER9

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Not only is that Possum-Gaf post amazing, but I just noticed the "Help, I'm trapped in a human bathroom" thread. :lol
 
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