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Visualante
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(10-01-2010, 04:31 AM)
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http://www.gamecrush.com/

GameCrush is the first social gaming site that allows gamers to meet, match and pay to play other gamers. Designed for both male and female gamers alike, GameCrush offers games to suit a variety of tastes, from casual web-based games to the hottest console titles.

How does GameCrush work?

There are two types of GameCrush accounts - Player and PlayDate. Players can view and select which PlayDate they want to play with and on which game. PlayDates get paid to have fun and play!

Here's a picture of the GameCrush girls promoting the service at PAX Prime
Last edited by Visualante; 10-01-2010 at 04:35 AM.
akachan ningen
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(10-01-2010, 04:33 AM)
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What's with the orange girl?
ILikeFeet
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(10-01-2010, 04:33 AM)
Craigslists Adult. but with games
Visualante
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(10-01-2010, 04:34 AM)
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Originally Posted by akachan ningen

What's with the orange girl?

Drank too much game fuel.
Victrix
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(10-01-2010, 04:35 AM)
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I clicked through a profile and found a bio with this gem

"POTATOFACE: THIS CHICK IS HOT!!!!!!!!.....i'd drag my cock a mile over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie"
Ogs
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(10-01-2010, 04:35 AM)
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Victrix
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(10-01-2010, 04:36 AM)
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Don't be racist against orange people

Jerk
pje122
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(10-01-2010, 04:36 AM)
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Originally Posted by Victrix

I clicked through a profile and found a bio with this gem

"POTATOFACE: THIS CHICK IS HOT!!!!!!!!.....i'd drag my cock a mile over broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie"

Hahaha! I have a feeling this thread is going to be entertaining...
Sohter.Nura
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(10-01-2010, 04:37 AM)
Wait, so you pay to play with these girls, is that what they're saying? :B like, co-op games and stuff?

If that's what it is, that's ridiculous :lol :lol
zerokoolpsx
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(10-01-2010, 04:38 AM)
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Originally Posted by Sohter.Nura

Wait, so you pay to play with these girls, is that what they're saying? :B like, co-op games and stuff?

If that's what it is, that's ridiculous :lol :lol

Exactly!
Wario64
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(10-01-2010, 04:39 AM)

Originally Posted by Sohter.Nura

Wait, so you pay to play with these girls, is that what they're saying? :B like, co-op games and stuff?

If that's what it is, that's ridiculous :lol :lol


Actually you can play with male gamers too.

This guy seems fun

Zanboo
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(10-01-2010, 04:39 AM)
Only 36 credits a minute!
sixteen-bit
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(10-01-2010, 04:39 AM)
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what the fuck is this shit
LiK
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(10-01-2010, 04:39 AM)
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playdates? are there playsex options?
Atomski
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(10-01-2010, 04:40 AM)
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You imagine the sleeze bags that pay for this.
Agent Ironside
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(10-01-2010, 04:41 AM)
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Do NOT want.
Attackthebase
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(10-01-2010, 04:41 AM)
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They all seem so...ugly. Ew.
Zanboo
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(10-01-2010, 04:41 AM)

Originally Posted by LiK

playdates? are there playsex options?

kaylagirl: Sometimes I feel really flirty and might give you a show on camera. Be really nice to me and you might get lucky! :o)
Codeblue
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(10-01-2010, 04:41 AM)
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Originally Posted by Atomski

You imagine the sleeze bags that pay for this.

Hopefully they'll get most of their revenue from 4chan or some other site that will pay to mock them.
ShockingAlberto
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(10-01-2010, 04:42 AM)
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Haha, there are guys.

I should get a job there.

Girl: So, uh, you like Halo?
Me: Well, I thought the first game was kind of maze-like and the level design in general wasn't good. I had my issues with--
Giirl: *disconnects*
Kaako
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(10-01-2010, 04:42 AM)
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Ahahaha I feel sorry for the fool that pays for this shit.
LiK
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(10-01-2010, 04:43 AM)
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omg...

BooJoh
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(10-01-2010, 04:43 AM)
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I'm trying to decide whether this is better or worse than Love Plus, but I'm just not sure.

Originally Posted by Wario64

Actually you can play with male gamers too.

This guy seems fun

Are those paper cutouts? :lol
user_nat
THE WORDS! They'll drift away without the _!
(10-01-2010, 04:43 AM)
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Seriously, I know it has been said.. but why is she orange?

That's not normal.
Ninja Scooter
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(10-01-2010, 04:44 AM)
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those girls better pay ME to fuck them.
Poyunch
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(10-01-2010, 04:44 AM)
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Girl all the way on the left is the only pretty one.
Gravijah
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(10-01-2010, 04:45 AM)
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PounchEnvy calls the fat one
Zanboo
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(10-01-2010, 04:46 AM)

Originally Posted by Ninja Scooter

those girls better pay ME to fuck them.

Should be butterfacegamers.com
dragonlife
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(10-01-2010, 04:47 AM)
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Orange chick looks photoshopped.
Metalic Sand
who is Emo-Beas?
(10-01-2010, 04:48 AM)
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Originally Posted by LiK

omg...


I wonder if i can play kinect with her.
gdt
blow in her face and
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(10-01-2010, 04:49 AM)
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One of those girls is not like the others.
Zertez
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(10-01-2010, 04:49 AM)
Seems like 3 quarters of the girls on the list have some type of face piercing.
Rahxephon91
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(10-01-2010, 04:49 AM)
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Really not that hot ,but I guess they have boobs and thats cool or something.
Risible
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(10-01-2010, 04:50 AM)
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The Oompa Loompa? Would.
-Eddman-
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(10-01-2010, 04:50 AM)
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Just when I thought the lowest point of humanity was facebook...
DiscoJer
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(10-01-2010, 04:51 AM)
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This reminds me about those 1-900 commercials you often see on TV.

The women in those commercials are sort of attractive in a cheap sort of way, but well, not really. Pretty average looking.

Same with this. Only the one on the left edge is one that I would take a second glance at in real life.

Except at the one who obviously tried that fake tanning cream stuff and ended up orange (that happened to my father...)...that's just funny.

edit: I shouldn't judge people on their looks (especially as I am not much to look at) but then again, these people are trying to basically make money off of theirs. So...I can't feel too sorry.
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KevinCow
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(10-01-2010, 04:51 AM)
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Originally Posted by Wario64

Actually you can play with male gamers too.

This guy seems fun

Jax?
shidoshi
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(10-01-2010, 04:53 AM)
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This is completely...





<3 <3 <3
Gravijah
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(10-01-2010, 04:54 AM)
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Originally Posted by BooJoh

Are those paper cutouts? :lol

You realize people prostitute for a reason, right?
Last edited by Gravijah; 10-01-2010 at 05:04 AM.
Degen
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(10-01-2010, 04:56 AM)
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Apparently, "gamer girls" and nose piercings are like PB&J


The More You Know
SolidSnakex
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(10-01-2010, 04:57 AM)
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I'm surprised that it took this long for someone to come up with an idea like this.
Codeblue
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(10-01-2010, 04:59 AM)
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Originally Posted by Degen

Apparently, "gamer girls" and nose piercings are like PB&J


The More You Know

I think the guy screening these people is a 14 year old scene kid.
andymcc
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(10-01-2010, 04:59 AM)
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how many gaffers are closet users of gamecrush?
BooJoh
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(10-01-2010, 05:02 AM)
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Originally Posted by Gravijah

You realize people prostitute for a reason, right?

Not sure why this was directed at me. I was merely drawing a comparison because both this and Love Plus capitalize on desperately lonely gamers, which sets a disturbing precedent.
PopcornMegaphone
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(10-01-2010, 05:02 AM)
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Not sure of the gender with this one.
mugurumakensei
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(10-01-2010, 05:02 AM)
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I have to admit this one is attractive to me. Tattoos, piercings, and oddly colored hair with oddly colored highlights.
Gravijah
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(10-01-2010, 05:02 AM)
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Originally Posted by andymcc

how many gaffers are closet users of gamecrush?

The only one I know of is this guy.
andymcc
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(10-01-2010, 05:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by Gravijah

The only one I know of is this guy.

you got me.
theinfinityissue
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(10-01-2010, 05:04 AM)
Well, I guess they're finally out of beta

*pic*

whoh whoh whoh, back to alpha

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