[ViewtifulJC]

I was at an annual aviation convention and I had fried chicken on my plate as I was walking past the buffet line. My hands were full and I was sorta looking through the different stuff and the older gentlemen next in line got some tongs and put watermelon on my plate, awkward. I don't even fucking like watermelon.

[Slayven]

I was at an annual aviation convention and I had fried chicken on my plate as I was walking past the buffet line. My hands were full and I was sorta looking through the different stuff and the older gentlemen next in line got some tongs and put watermelon on my plate, awkward. I don't even fucking like watermelon.

You should have found your black partner and looked out for each other.

[Imm0rt4l]

You should have found your black partner and looked out for each other.

I should mention that I majored in Aviation Management, the aviation industry is largely white male, 40 somethings.....I don't want to burn any bridges since aviation is "the largest little industry". Everybody knows everybody.

[Imm0rt4l]

alright black-gaf google tatyiana foxx, and have a very good not safe work time.

Oh my


In return I'd like to present

Codi Bryant (America Moore)
Isis taylor(she's peruvian/israeli or some other cocktail)

[soul creator]

so I mentioned a while back in this thread that I started watching The Game. Just got to the episode with this:



highlight of the whole fucking series seen that gif a million times and didn't know where it was from

edit: goddamn he's an asshole though

[Baby Milo]

so I mentioned a while back in this thread that I started watching The Game. Just got to the episode with this: highlight of the whole fucking series seen that gif a million times and didn't know where it was from

LOL is that Drogo?

[Oldschoolgamer]

That type of situation quickly tests your patience, mental fortitude, and ability to think quickly.

I almost failed that test when I was under zoo like observation, whilst enjoying my daily lunch. They never saw minorities eat and one person started joking like we were cool.

Then I heard, "do you all play basketball?" Almost fucked around and caught a body like that.

"don't do it, pls don't do it
If one of us goes in then we all
Go through it"

[DY_nasty]

The Game used to be my favorite guilty pleasure show.

Then they came back and jumped every shark they could in one episode...

[Imm0rt4l]

LOL is that Drogo?

first thought that came to my mind as well. Speaking of which, I believe Drogo is dating/married? to Lisa Bonet. The guy would make an awesome Kratos is ever there was a God of War movie, but I remember David Jaffe saying he'd like to see Djimon Honsou. Interesting pick.

[soul creator]

LOL is that Drogo?

Yep

[The Faceless Master]

Watermelon is low tier melon, but the seedless variant is still good. Cantaloupe is where it's at.

Yeah, I like watermelon, but honeydew and cantaloupe are superior.

[The Faceless Master]

fried chicken sucks.

Edit your post before I PM a mod. That has gotta be bankable!

[SoilBreak]

Edit your post before I PM a mod. That has gotta be bankable!

I stand by what I said!

[Slayven]

I should mention that I majored in Aviation Management, the aviation industry is largely white male, 40 somethings.....I don't want to burn any bridges since aviation is "the largest little industry". Everybody knows everybody.

I figured that, everybody knows in crowd of white people or Asians or Samoans black people develop the ability to sense other black people.

It has only failed me once, at a miniature gaming convention. To be fair I was in a civil war gaming tournament playing as Confederates.

[The Faceless Master]

I stand by what I said!

lol @ bankable, Swiftkey letting me down with DAT AUTOCORRECT

[Face it Tiger..]

Oh my In return I'd like to present Codi Bryant (America Moore) Isis taylor(she's peruvian/israeli or some other cocktail)

Codi's got a weirdly shaped face would still hit

Isis is great.

[Topher]

It has only failed me once, at a miniature gaming convention. To be fair I was in a civil war gaming tournament playing as Confederates.

That must've been awkward.

[Imm0rt4l]

Codi's got a weirdly shaped face would still hit Isis is great.

Isis is too pretty for porn. Even though there is no such thing.

[DominoKid]

nah there's definitely such a thing

see: Ashlyn Rae.
i'm just left with a feeling like "of all the things, you picked porn???"

[Gattsu25]

It has only failed me once, at a miniature gaming convention. To be fair I was in a civil war gaming tournament playing as Confederates.

.........did you win?

[staticneuron]

LOL is that Drogo?

Jason momoa

Aka Conan the barbarian.

Aka Ronan Dex

Find this all interesting because I didn't really recognize it was the same actor till I read about it in an article.

[MWS Natural]

I have little annoying racial shit happen to me at work from time to time so I figured I would share. Call it the Corporate Negro series. All stories are not funny but they all are true.



This morning I had some BCAA shake powder (watermelon flavor of course) on my desk at work in a small zip lock bag. CIO of the company walks into my cube, see's it and picks it up. His question:

"What is this pink crack??"

-_-

[Yasae]

I have little annoying racial shit happen to me at work from time to time so I figured I would share. Call it the Corporate Negro series. All stories are not funny but they all are true. This morning I had some BCAA shake powder (watermelon flavor of course) on my desk at work in a small zip lock bag. CIO of the company walks into my cube, see's it and picks it up. His question: "What is this pink crack??" -_-

"NI-"

*calm breath*

[Rayven_king]

I have little annoying racial shit happen to me at work from time to time so I figured I would share. Call it the Corporate Negro series. All stories are not funny but they all are true. This morning I had some BCAA shake powder (watermelon flavor of course) on my desk at work in a small zip lock bag. CIO of the company walks into my cube, see's it and picks it up. His question: "What is this pink crack??" -_-

shii

[Parallax]

I have little annoying racial shit happen to me at work from time to time so I figured I would share. Call it the Corporate Negro series. All stories are not funny but they all are true. This morning I had some BCAA shake powder (watermelon flavor of course) on my desk at work in a small zip lock bag. CIO of the company walks into my cube, see's it and picks it up. His question: "What is this pink crack??" -_-

pink crack?.... i can only imagine your expression.

[DY_nasty]

So I'm working on my sonnets

and i'm having trouble

nothing rhymes with wonder or with woman

any advice? kthnx

31 to go

[Devolution]

So I'm working on my sonnets and i'm having trouble nothing rhymes with wonder or with woman any advice? kthnx 31 to go

Only thing that rhymes that I know of that is close is Truman. So uh use some nuke metaphors.

[Professor Beef]

So I'm working on my sonnets and i'm having trouble nothing rhymes with wonder or with woman any advice? kthnx 31 to go

For the first: blunder, dundore, funder, grunder, gunder, klunder, lunder, plunder, sunder, thunder, under, wunder

And the second: Woman, omen. lol nothing rhymes

[DY_nasty]

thanks for the advice guys

gonna try and get some of that pink crack too

[Satch]

ok i wont read

JokerofSpades, do you post in here?

we need to talk

[JokerOfSpades]

I do. What's up?

[Satch]

I do. What's up?

You know I love you, right?

[JokerOfSpades]

You know I love you, right?

The faster you pull the trigger is the less it'll hurt me

[Satch]

The faster you pull the trigger is the less it'll hurt me

Please meet more people.

:(

[JokerOfSpades]

Please meet more people. :(

Hah, I'm trying. Incidentally, I know quite a lot of people. But they're of a similar mindset on those matters.

EDIT: Or at least those I've talked to about it.

[The Faceless Master]

So I'm working on my sonnets and i'm having trouble nothing rhymes with wonder or with woman any advice? kthnx 31 to go

you just gotta MAKE IT RHYME

oh man, yo man, no man, go man, etc... and lots of stuff rhymes with wonder

[Slayven]

That must've been awkward.

not as much as you would think.

.........did you win?

Came in like third.

[Parallax]

.....what the hell?

[spindashing]

guys please

please

please

[Slayven]

Activated angry southern black man limit break on papa John's.

[ViewtifulJC]

Activated angry southern black man limit break on papa John's.

BlackGuyGlare over the phone? Top-tier

[Parallax]

Activated angry southern black man limit break on papa John's.

details. please.

[Professor Beef]

Sometimes I wish I could acquire the Black Guy Glare. All I have is the Native-American Stoic Face.

No tears involved.

[Maron]

Hey guys, first time posting here. 19 years old, family's from Haiti, I haven't listened to too much music lately but I've loved instrumental hip hop I've heard so far for the most part like Nujabes, Glitch Mob, Onra. I've also liked Tycho. Wanna hear more from those guys when I can, especially Nujabes, heard a bit of his posthumous album and liked it.

Live in Boston...I love to draw cartoons and comics and stuff so I never really stopped being a nerd!

I have little annoying racial shit happen to me at work from time to time so I figured I would share. Call it the Corporate Negro series. All stories are not funny but they all are true. This morning I had some BCAA shake powder (watermelon flavor of course) on my desk at work in a small zip lock bag. CIO of the company walks into my cube, see's it and picks it up. His question: "What is this pink crack??" -_-

I'm tempted to make a comic strip out of this.

[Mononofu]

fried chicken sucks.

I heard of people hating pizza but man...

[The Faceless Master]

well, i just finished cleaning like 40lbs of chicken... tomorrow is gonna be good! first big party/cookout of the summer!

[Rayven_king]

It just took every ounce of energy to activate the glare, I've got this girl in my bed and I'm tryin to hit and she just gave me the "I don't think this is a good idea....blah blah I got a boyfriend blah blah blah"

[Parallax]

It just took every ounce of energy to activate the glare, I've got this girl in my bed and I'm tryin to hit and she just gave me the "I don't think this is a good idea....blah blah I got a boyfriend blah blah blah"

shes got a dude, but shes in your bed.....

[Devolution]

shes got a dude, but shes in your bed.....

Some people have no shame.

[Slayven]

BlackGuyGlare over the phone? Top-tier

details. please.

I ordered pizza online about 4:30, got an email that said it was going to be 30 to 45 minutes. (Be advised that the papa johns is literally 0.8 miles from my house)I said cool, and got into a bit of Just Cause 2. And you know how time can go fast when you are just fucking around in a game. I started getting hungry and then remembered I ordered a pizza. It was 5:30. I called the store and asked what was going on, and they told me to wait another 30 to 40 minutes. Mentally I was like "Oh hell no", and politely asked for a manager. Dude said he was a manager and hung up in my face.

While I was on the phone the pizza came, if they had not hung up on me I would have took the L and never used them again. But no he tested my gangsta. I could have kept it real by going to the store and primated it out. But I worked customer service for 5 years and I know how to work the system.

I called the corporate number, calmly and stated my case remembering not to get upset with the girl taking my compliant. She said someone would get back to me in 3-5 business days.

Fast forward to about 6 and I get a call from the owner of the store telling me how sorry he was, and how he will talk tot he employees and I get a free pizza next time I order.

Sometimes I wish I could acquire the Black Guy Glare. All I have is the Native-American Stoic Face. No tears involved.

Native Woman are hot