Slayven
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(05-07-2012, 11:59 PM)

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Originally Posted by ViewtifulJC: View Post
Motherfuckers touched a Coca-Cola once, went into a coma for half a year.
Their bodies are that finally tuned.
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(05-08-2012, 12:03 AM)

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Originally Posted by JokerOfSpades: View Post
I don't think he's racist or said anything racist tbh. I'm more annoyed by him trying to demean Jay-Z. I NEVER defend Jay but come on, he's not the Jay-Z of old and should be treated with some respect now.
Professor Beef
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(05-08-2012, 12:15 AM)

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Originally Posted by ViewtifulJC: View Post
Motherfuckers touched a Coca-Cola once, went into a coma for half a year.
Some guy looked at a Pepsi and contracted Omega Diabetes. He's only one foot now.
Slayven
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(05-08-2012, 12:24 AM)

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Ever have that post you want to take back but couldn't because people quoted it?
Baby Milo
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(05-08-2012, 12:26 AM)

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Originally Posted by Slayven: View Post
Ever have that post you want to take back but couldn't because people quoted it?
hah i knew that post in the jay-z thread was gonna be a problem
Boombloxer
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(05-08-2012, 12:31 AM)

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Wesley Snipes, Art of War 1
Also, U.S. Marshals.

And Hancock made 624M. It was a successful movie and is getting a sequel.
I thought it was ok, would like a better villain next time, among other things.
Slayven
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(05-08-2012, 12:31 AM)

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Originally Posted by Baby Milo: View Post
hah i knew that post in the jay-z thread was gonna be a problem
It sounded hella funny in my head.
Devolution
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(05-08-2012, 12:38 AM)

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Originally Posted by Slayven: View Post
It sounded hella funny in my head.
Going too hard in the paint bruh.
Bay Maximus
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(05-08-2012, 12:40 AM)

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Originally Posted by Slayven: View Post
Why nobody got mad at Keenan? Except Kel is probably under a bridge. Look at his wife.


I said cot damn.

Originally Posted by MWS Natural: View Post
Well the black woman stare is well documented, no point to keep focusing on that. I'm surprised no one has gotten the old angry white man/woman looks. My gf is usually oblivious to it much of the time but she even notices these. For some reason I think the old white ladies take more offense than any group.
I almost expected that lady's reaction. I was pleasantly surprised to see the 40 year old birthday dude and the older dude's reaction. It would have been very easy for them to just bite their tongues. There may be hope for mankind after all.
Slayven
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(05-08-2012, 01:11 AM)

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Originally Posted by Devolution: View Post
Going too hard in the paint bruh.
Live and learn
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(05-08-2012, 01:15 AM)

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Originally Posted by Slayven: View Post
It sounded hella funny in my head.
dont fuck with _____-GAF circles unless they recognize you. its a dangerous gamble otherwise due to the actual trolling that shows up.
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Originally Posted by Slayven: View Post
Why nobody got mad at Keenan? Except Kel is probably under a bridge. Look at his wife.



Oh my God, Becky

Originally Posted by Slayven: View Post
Ever have that post you want to take back but couldn't because people quoted it?
Yyyyyep. Even moreso is that the people who don't know you will be the ones to comment on it. There will be a few others who can get your intention, but they'll be ignored. Regret all around. I'm shit at wording posts.
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(05-08-2012, 01:52 AM)

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Originally Posted by MWS Natural: View Post
Well the black woman stare is well documented, no point to keep focusing on that. I'm surprised no one has gotten the old angry white man/woman looks. My gf is usually oblivious to it much of the time but she even notices these. For some reason I think the old white ladies take more offense than any group.
Wow.

I'm not shocked at the racism. I'm not shocked at the sane people that stood up for the couple. I'm shocked at how quickly the "I have black friends" defense came up.
eternaLightness
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(05-08-2012, 01:53 AM)

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Damn, Kenan won.
Slayven
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(05-08-2012, 02:03 AM)

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Originally Posted by eternaLightness: View Post
Damn, Kenan won.
I read him and Kel parted ways over money.
ViewtifulJC
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(05-08-2012, 02:39 AM)

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Yeah, well he clearly came out with the better end of the deal in the end. God DAMN
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(05-08-2012, 02:42 AM)

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(05-08-2012, 02:43 AM)

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Originally Posted by Slayven: View Post
Why nobody got mad at Keenan? Except Kel is probably under a bridge. Look at his wife.



fuuuuu
ViewtifulJC
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(05-08-2012, 02:43 AM)

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WRONG THREAD!
Slayven
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(05-08-2012, 02:53 AM)

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Originally Posted by ViewtifulJC: View Post
Yeah, well he clearly came out with the better end of the deal in the end. God DAMN
Keenan was on Wendy Williams(god forgive me for watching, but I was cleaning and didn't feel like changing the channel). He seems like a pretty cool dude, if a bit socially awkward. I might be mistaking him giving Wendy the stinkeye though.
ViewtifulJC
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(05-08-2012, 02:55 AM)

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So Kenan is on SNL and got a super fine ass wife, what the fuck is Kel doing?
Professor Beef
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(05-08-2012, 02:59 AM)

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Originally Posted by ViewtifulJC: View Post
So Kenan is on SNL and got a super fine ass wife, what the fuck is Kel doing?
Talking about God on his website.

:x
ViewtifulJC
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(05-08-2012, 03:00 AM)

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WHO LOVES GOD

KEL LOVES GOD

IS IT TRUE!?

MMHMM I DO-I DO-I DO-OOOOOOOOOO
DY_nasty
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(05-08-2012, 03:01 AM)

Originally Posted by ViewtifulJC: View Post
So Kenan is on SNL and got a super fine ass wife, what the fuck is Kel doing?
Losing?
Professor Beef
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(05-08-2012, 03:02 AM)

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Originally Posted by ViewtifulJC: View Post
WHO LOVES GOD

KEL LOVES GOD

IS IT TRUE!?

MMHMM AMEN AMEN AMEN A-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Fixed
Slayven
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(05-08-2012, 03:05 AM)

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Originally Posted by ViewtifulJC: View Post
So Kenan is on SNL and got a super fine ass wife, what the fuck is Kel doing?
He had a recurring roll on One on One. And he is doing Asylum films.
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(05-08-2012, 03:08 AM)

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Originally Posted by Slayven: View Post
Why nobody got mad at Keenan? Except Kel is probably under a bridge. Look at his wife.



Good lord, my brothers I applaud this man.
Bay Maximus
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(05-08-2012, 03:13 AM)

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Originally Posted by ViewtifulJC: View Post
So Kenan is on SNL and got a super fine ass wife, what the fuck is Kel doing?
Welcome to Goodburger, home of the Goodburger, can I take your order?
Slayven
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(05-08-2012, 03:21 AM)

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Originally Posted by Urban Scholar: View Post
Good lord, my brothers I applaud this man.
You know Grandma in that pic was like "You better wax that ass Kenan".
Bay Maximus
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(05-08-2012, 03:32 AM)

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Anybody here cut their own hair? What kind of clippers/liners do you use?
zero_suit
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(05-08-2012, 03:40 AM)

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Originally Posted by Bay Maximus: View Post
Anybody here cut their own hair? What kind of clippers/liners do you use?
I use the Oster Professional Fast Feed. The recommended liners are the Andis T-Outliners, apparently.
eternaLightness
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(05-08-2012, 03:47 AM)

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I always thought Kel would be the bigger star. He was way more funnier and likable than Kenan.
DY_nasty
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(05-08-2012, 03:48 AM)

Originally Posted by eternaLightness: View Post
I always thought Kel would be the bigger star. He was way more funnier and likable than Kenan.
Nas also lost.
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(05-08-2012, 03:53 AM)

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Originally Posted by eternaLightness: View Post
I always thought Kel would be the bigger star. He was way more funnier and likable than Kenan.
Indeed, but life isn't fair.
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(05-08-2012, 05:15 AM)

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Originally Posted by DY_nasty: View Post
Nas also lost.
Preach.
onemic
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Originally Posted by DY_nasty: View Post
Nas also lost.
He lost the war but won the battle.
Imm0rt4l
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(05-08-2012, 05:40 AM)

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Originally Posted by DY_nasty: View Post
Nas also lost.
This is irrefutable.

Originally Posted by onemic: View Post
He lost the war but won the battle.
This is true, Ether is on some other shit. But even in winning, the guy still manages to lose. He got another mans condoms in his babyseat, man.
Last edited by Imm0rt4l; 05-08-2012 at 05:42 AM.
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Originally Posted by DY_nasty: View Post
Nas also lost.
Kelis fleeced him.
ViewtifulJC
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(05-08-2012, 05:43 AM)

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How much she getting for child support? Something like 15 grand a month? It was some wacky ass number.
zero_suit
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(05-08-2012, 05:48 AM)

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Originally Posted by ViewtifulJC: View Post
How much she getting for child support? Something like 15 grand a month? It was some wacky ass number.
$55,000...Holy Shit!

http://www.theboombox.com/2009/07/23...child-support/
DominoKid
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(05-08-2012, 05:53 AM)

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And he's a bad father... in his own words
Professor Beef
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(05-08-2012, 05:53 AM)

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Jesus fuck. No wonder she ain't making music no more.
ViewtifulJC
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(05-08-2012, 06:11 AM)

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Originally Posted by zero_suit: View Post


No wonder I aint heard from her in years, chick gettin' a yearly salary every 30 days

Goddamn Nas, this is what we call "losing", man.
Maron
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(05-08-2012, 06:24 AM)

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Has anyone had experience growing an afro? In the process of doing one for the past few months but I don't know much of what I should be doing besides putting stuff like Olive Oil Organic Hair Lotion on every day. Hair's about a half-inch tall so far.
bishoptl
(05-08-2012, 08:32 AM)

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New SWV album? 10000x yes. Loved these girls back in the day. The "Right Here" Human Nature remix still gives me goosebumps 2 decades later.
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(05-08-2012, 08:33 AM)

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Originally Posted by bishoptl: View Post
New SWV album? 10000x yes. Loved these girls back in the day. The "Right Here" Human Nature remix still gives me goosebumps 2 decades later.
wait, slow down. what new album?
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(05-08-2012, 09:27 AM)

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Originally Posted by DY_nasty: View Post
Nas also lost.
Nas is a better rapper and is more handsome than the camel. He won the battle, everything else don't matter breh
DY_nasty
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(05-08-2012, 09:30 AM)

Originally Posted by PhoenixDark: View Post
Nas is a better rapper and is more handsome than the camel. He won the battle, everything else don't matter breh
Winning isn't everything.

But losing is nothing.
masud
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(05-08-2012, 10:11 AM)

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Yo Kelis was bad as fuck for like 6 months though...
Devolution
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(05-08-2012, 10:29 AM)

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Yo confession time, I've never played a Final Fantasy.