[JokerOfSpades]

Why is he a friend?

You're not offended by that?

Why is he still your friend? Or at least, why haven't you called him out on it?

I was thinking of something, but I don't know. Let's call him a friend of a friend - he is generally an asshole to me - I mean, really everyone he knows. I mean, he has been nice every now and then, but... Just his personality. If you got mad at everything he said, you'd be mad forever.

And to be even more fair, he was my roommate for half of a semester

how else would we get those shitty threads if we didnt have joker's shitty friends to fill his head with dumb shit

1) Those don't even make up half my threads - you should check
2) I told y'all from the beginning I was coming up with responses

[JokerOfSpades]

Well clearly his friend just says shit to say it. But yeah, I can't be the only one who gets SUPER annoyed at being called "a white black guy"

I just can't get annoyed by it.

My own family has called me/calls me white. Just not something I get mad about at this point. More like "oh, lol."

[DominoKid]

Why is he still your friend? Or at least, why haven't you called him out on it?

maybe its true

*shots fired*

[theignoramus]

Nas is a better rapper and is more handsome than the camel. He won the battle, everything else don't matter breh

Jigga has Beyonce and signed Nas to Def Jam.

[The Faceless Master]

Jigga has Beyonce and signed Nas to Def Jam.

it doesn't matter the Nets win an NBA championship, Hov becomes an astronaut and the first man to mars or even if he cures world hunger, global warming, cancer and hiv at the same time...



NAS

STILL

WON

[theignoramus]

Hah. Friend told me that when he first saw me, he thought I was an "original gangster." Now he calls me the whitest black guy he knows...

oh hell no. those people dont get it. it's not about whether you look, sound or dress like a hollywood caricature of a black person.

Being followed by security or management in a shop or grocery store, having cops treat you like you're up to no good when you're doing nothing more than walking down a street minding your own fucking business, seeing women look scornfully at you in elevator or shoot you a dirty look for checking them out, seeing women clutch their bags or purses super tight when you walk past them on the subway platform or at the bus stop, having cashiers and receptionists act chilly toward you when you've been entirely polite, being called a nigger repeatedly, (and at least once by someone yelling it out their vehicle) being stared down in a bar or restaurant like you dont belong there, having people look at you like you might be about to mug them or start some trouble as you walk past them, having people look at you like they're caught off guard by your skin colour, having women turn you down cause of your skin colour, being stared at like an outsider when you're the only black guy at some house party , that's part of being black too. you can talk like a student, dress nicely, get good grades, be an upstanding citizen, you're still gunna get that preemptive judgement before you've so much as opened your mouth.

[JokerOfSpades]

True.

[DominoKid]

oh hell no. those people dont get it. it's not about whether you look, sound or dress like a hollywood caricature of a black person. Being followed by security or management in a shop or grocery store, having cops treat you like you're up to no good when you're doing nothing more than walking down a street minding your own fucking business, seeing women look scornfully at you in elevator or shoot you a dirty look for checking them out, seeing women clutch their bags or purses super tight when you walk past them on the subway platform or at the bus stop, having cashiers and receptionists act chilly toward you when you've been entirely polite, being called a nigger repeatedly, (and at least once by someone yelling it out their vehicle) being stared down in a bar or restaurant like you dont belong there, having people look at you like you might be about to mug them or start some trouble as you walk past them, having people look at you like they're caught off guard by your skin colour, having women turn you down cause of your skin colour, being stared at like an outsider when you're the only black guy at some house party , that's part of being black too. you can talk like a student, dress nicely, get good grades, be an upstanding citizen, you're still gunna get that preemptive judgement before you've so much as opened your mouth.

idk i feel like you see what you look for.
not to say that there arent people that feel like that.
but i dont recommend walking around thinking "oh they think this, that, the third, about me just cause im black"
you can tell the people that do ^^^ because it poisons their thought processes. they expect the worst out of all the white people they meet.
let the snake reveal itself to you before you try to kill it (c) ancient chinese proverb (not really lol)

Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (c) 2 Chainz

fify

[SoilBreak]

''I eat your girl up for breakfast, won't save you no extra'' - 2 Chainzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[onemic]

Shit, lucky I live in canada because I rarely if ever get that shit. If I do it's usually from old asian people giving me a "this guy lives here?" Look or when I'm the tolken black guy at an all white party and it's honestly just funny to me more than anything else.

[JokerOfSpades]

Shit, lucky I live in canada because I rarely if ever get that shit. If I do it's usually from old asian people giving me a "this guy lives here?" Look or when I'm the tolken black guy at an all white party and it's honestly just funny to me more than anything else.

My brother got those negative reactions in Spain. Sucks.

[Devolution]

how else would we get those shitty threads if we didnt have joker's shitty friends to fill his head with dumb shit

o true.

[Rayven_king]

Anybody watch these url battles

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sJIvDq4UnQ

round2 has a godtier mortal kombat reference

[JokerOfSpades]

o true.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/search.php?searchid=683313

Literally 4 threads, stretching.

And I told you I was looking for responses to the arguments and recapped my position. I'm sorry you didn't want to read the whole thread.

[Devolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/search.php?searchid=683313 Literally 4 threads, stretching. And I told you I was looking for responses to the arguments and recapped my position. I'm sorry you didn't want to read the whole thread.

Don't take it too seriously dude, I think she meant more the posts about your college friends and how fucked up they sound.

[Banglish]

De la soul.

From left to right, Mr. Wendall, Little Walter, and Dead Mike.

i know this is late again but thanks dudes.

Hip hop pass gone

:(
we still have the underground..?

[JokerOfSpades]

Don't take it too seriously dude, I think she meant more the posts about your college friends and how fucked up they sound.

Ah. Well I can't really choose at this stage. Hopefully I can have a positive influence on them, but they're not really interested in discussion of things they believe to be gospel. But I'll leave off cluttering this topic with that.

[DY_nasty]

Ah. Well I can't really choose at this stage. Hopefully I can have a positive influence on them, but they're not really interested in discussion of things they believe to be gospel. But I'll leave off cluttering this topic with that.

You can switch out friends faster than underwear.

Don't think you've got to stay attached to people. I've wasted years of my life dragging people along. One day I just decided to stop answering my phone for them and *bam* stress free and less negativity in my zone.

[Slayven]

You can switch out friends faster than underwear. Don't think you've got to stay attached to people. I've wasted years of my life dragging people along. One day I just decided to stop answering my phone for them and *bam* stress free and less negativity in my zone.

You need to do an evaluation once a year of your crew.

[Slayven]

Fuck it all. We can have a semi serious thread about people fucking their parents, gender diversity, people wanting to fry their brain cells, and shit. But want to have a back and forth about race and everybody gets "herpderp". Fuck it. It isn't even about race, it is about black people.

[DY_nasty]

that ain't even a good topic

it'd be like devo starting a thread "why don't women have true equality yet?"

"stfu devo. you can vote, what more do you want?"
"derp"
"herp"
"women drivers"
"lol"

[Urban Scholar]

that ain't even a good topic it'd be like devo starting a thread "why don't women have true equality yet?" "stfu devo. you can vote, what more do you want?" "derp" "herp" "women drivers" "lol"

All jest aside, it's sad how damn accurate DY's post is.

Brother Slayven did you really make that thread? Oh man.... *picks best seat in the house*

[DrFunk]

2 pages already

[onemic]

You actually did it Slay. We're going tit for tat with these threads now lol.

[DominoKid]

this is just getting repetitive now...

[Parallax]

I should be studying instead of being on gaf right now, but i had to check the thread out, and i must say, it looks to be a doozy. All of the bailout posts made me think it was gonna die, but you know gaf.

[onemic]

well I will say that thread has been great in bringing the closet racists out of hiding.

[Urban Scholar]

I want to type out a really well written response for that thread. However, it's manga Wednesday, might take awhile lol.

[Parallax]

well I will say that thread has been great in bringing the closet racists out of hiding.

like a sticky trap.

[DY_nasty]

well I will say that thread has been great in bringing the closet racists out of hiding.

not so much that but just cementing the "Slavery>>>Slavery Ended>>>Civil Rights>>>Rap Music>>>Obama!" history of racism start to finish belief

[onemic]

I think it is now official that rap music is the sole reason why black people are feared and hated now. If we just got rid of that we would be in the clear!

[zero_suit]

Man, I still haven't clicked on Slayven's thread. Is it as predictable as I think it is?

[DominoKid]

were nearing 20K posts

nose goes on making a new OT

*touches nose*

[Parallax]

were nearing 20K posts nose goes on making a new OT *touches nose*

Dont jump the gun.

[ViewtifulJC]

I'll guess I'll be the minority to all these minority threads. I'm getting tired of of going to off-topic and seeing "Why are black people inferior?" threads.

"God, we suck. We have it so bad you guys. Just...so bad."
"Well actually..."
"NOPE you're wrong we suck don't be racist"

This shit is getting really fucking old, gang.

[The Faceless Master]

oh my...

[Lebron]

Just level 30 after that post. Time to go get a mount.

[Parallax]

Just level 30 after that post. Time to go get a mount.

I seriously was stuck on his first sentence. That shit was mindboggling.

[onemic]

I just laughed and was counting the minutes until his name would be greyed. It's so weird that we had next to no race threads in February and once March rolled in they have been everywhere.

[zero_suit]

Dat Captmcblack post
*bows*

[Parallax]

Faceless, i see what you did there.

and kudos on that post mcblack.

[onemic]

Faceless trying to resurrect that failed thread.

[The Faceless Master]

so is that like a reverse Natural's law?

[Urban Scholar]

Yo Captmcblack that post was...*sniff* legendary...damn

[ReiGun]

I had to share Captmcblack's post on facebook. That shit was flawless.

[MWS Natural]

It was a very well written post, surprised no one called him out on the Egyptian part though.

[DY_nasty]

Damn Cap... my sword is yours*

*unless we're talking about the knicks. fuk da knicks

and the new OT should be coming up soon... I guess I'll do it when it rolls around.

[Slayven]

I was pissed about the thread but the Pokemon dude made me feel better about it. And I know I had to keep on, to educate people and get them talking. One day we will hold hands and Dy will realized he likes shit chicken.

[captmcblack]

Thanks for the props, everyone. If I was a little historically inaccurate...whatever, I'm not a historian. :jnc

Seriously though, I just hope everyone is able to keep discussing that topic in a civil fashion. That thread is controversial as fuck...and I dig it.

[zero_suit]

Thanks for the props, everyone. If I was a little historically inaccurate...whatever, I'm not a historian. :jnc Seriously though, I just hope everyone is able to keep discussing that topic in a civil fashion. That thread is controversial as fuck...and I dig it.

Yeah, surprisingly, it's no where near as bad as affirmative action threads or threads about black women.