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Puddles
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(11-12-2010, 10:34 AM)
Have you ever been on some kind of sports team (intramural or what have you) that had an awesomely hilarious/dirty/clever name?

If so, I'd like to hear it.
Discotheque
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(11-12-2010, 10:35 AM)
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Uh Swass, it's not clever but it means sweat from the ass.
Salazar
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(11-12-2010, 10:37 AM)
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My football team has been:

The Amity Aged-Care All-Stars, The Nothing, The King of Bhutan's 2nd 11, Skulls, and Team Gurren.
funk0ar
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(11-12-2010, 10:39 AM)
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Team Discovery Chanel

Yourmummasphere
Steve o 3000
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(11-12-2010, 10:45 AM)
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Two-Mannings, One Cup.
Scuba Steve
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(11-12-2010, 10:57 AM)

Originally Posted by Discotheque

Uh Swass, it's not clever but it means sweat from the ass.

We're Team Swass, and we're going to kick your....butt
GodfatherX
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(11-12-2010, 10:59 AM)
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No but I usully name my fantasy team the Lexington Mooseknuckles
Freestyler
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(11-12-2010, 11:00 AM)
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Here in New Zealand, our national badminton team was briefly called the Black Cocks (following in the tradition of All Blacks, Black Caps etc.).
Puddles
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(11-12-2010, 11:08 AM)

Originally Posted by GodfatherX

No but I usully name my fantasy team the Lexington Mooseknuckles

One of the guys in my league named his team Vick's Doggy Daycare. I thought that was pretty good.

I need to make a name for a sports team, and I'd like it to have something to do with Asia and/or sex, so if anyone has any suggestions, I'm all ears.
FleckSplat
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(11-12-2010, 11:10 AM)
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The Chilean Rawdoggers
Whelan
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(11-12-2010, 11:11 AM)
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Inter my Nan
Rokam
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(11-12-2010, 11:12 AM)
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The name of my family's 8 man, fantasy football league is "7 Jerks and a Squirt"
Puddles
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(11-12-2010, 11:13 AM)

Originally Posted by FleckSplat

The Chilean Rawdoggers

This is pretty great. :lol
Branduil
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(11-12-2010, 11:13 AM)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macon_Whoopee
m3k
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(11-12-2010, 11:25 AM)
my friends named their basketball team the test eagles

thats all i got

Originally Posted by Platypus

Two-Mannings, One Cup.

mr bungle!
CrankyJay
(11-12-2010, 11:33 AM)
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Money Shot
Phobophile
A scientist and gentleman in the manner of Batman.
(11-12-2010, 11:35 AM)
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Cleveland Steamers with a brown locomotive as the mascot.
Narag
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(11-12-2010, 11:36 AM)
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Moose Knucklers.
fanboi
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(11-12-2010, 11:43 AM)
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Uruguay
Puddles
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(11-12-2010, 11:44 AM)

Originally Posted by fanboi

Uruguay

While some Koreans might still be smarting from that World Cup match, the audience for this is going to be mostly American/Canadian/British.
qwerty2k
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(11-12-2010, 11:45 AM)
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a team in my local football league were called: Crouching girl hidden cucumber, in another league one was called 'kylie minogues love child'
Ashes
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(11-12-2010, 11:57 AM)
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Originally Posted by qwerty2k

a team in my local football league were called: Crouching girl hidden cucumber, in another league one was called 'kylie minogues love child'

:lol

nearly missed this one.
samus i am
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(11-12-2010, 12:06 PM)
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Long one but funny:

My couch pulls out but I dont
BigBlue1974
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(11-12-2010, 12:45 PM)
Names for the 3 Dodgeball teams I've played on:
Teabaggers
Sofa King Awesome
Shocker Balls (With an image of the shocker hand on the shirt)
Cohsae
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(11-12-2010, 12:49 PM)
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We had a trivia comp in my course at uni, one of the teams was called "The short life of Gary Coleman". It was like a week after he died.
I laughed
Gareth Bale
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(11-12-2010, 01:00 PM)
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Multiple Scorgasms
The Cunning Stunts
bggrthnjsus
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(11-12-2010, 01:04 PM)
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the smangers
AVclub
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(11-12-2010, 01:09 PM)
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Um, I haven't been on one...but I know one:
In Glee the club is called "New Directions" but sounds like "Nude Erections" when said out loud.
Salazar
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(11-12-2010, 01:12 PM)
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Originally Posted by Cohsae

We had a trivia comp in my course at uni, one of the teams was called "The short life of Gary Coleman". It was like a week after he died.
I laughed

A team at a uni pub trivia night were called Captain Stabbin. Just to show off, I guess, that they watched awful pron.
Mikasangelos
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(11-12-2010, 01:26 PM)
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Locally here we have 2 kickball leagues....the names are well....at times vulgar.


My team that i captain is called : Balls Del Fuego

heres a list of some team names:

ALCOBALLICS
Ballz Deep
Team Ram Rod
we're huge in Japan
Be Low Me
Hit it n bounce
Kickballs in Your Mouth
Blood, Sweat & Beers
Boom! Headshot!
MoneyShot!
MILFHUNTERS!
Schweaty Balls
The Situation
Victory in Da Feet
GCNemesis
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(11-12-2010, 01:36 PM)
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I work for IT in higher education and we had a campus-wide staff exercise competition. Our name was dashIT. pronounced DAshit For next year, we're thinking of dashIT: The #2 Returns
KingGondo
(11-12-2010, 01:44 PM)
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For a fantasy NBA team:

Chris Kaman Your Mom
Bobo
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(11-12-2010, 02:00 PM)
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Originally Posted by Whelan

Inter my Nan

Inter yer maw.
Apoc29
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(11-12-2010, 02:07 PM)
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Not my team, but I heard of one called 'Alpha Q'.
Wes
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(11-12-2010, 02:13 PM)
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Hardly Athletic
Sir Fragula
(11-12-2010, 02:23 PM)
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My university pub quiz team name was "James Bond Will Die of Syphilis". Count?
Starfish_Oxide
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(11-12-2010, 02:24 PM)
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Kim Jongs Young Boys
backflip10019
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(11-12-2010, 02:26 PM)
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"I Dip My Nuts Into Your Mouth When You're Sleeping"
sixteen-bit
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(11-12-2010, 02:33 PM)
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Originally Posted by bggrthnjsus

the smangers

do this.
Carlisle
(11-12-2010, 06:18 PM)
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Originally Posted by Mikasangelos

Locally here we have 2 kickball leagues....the names are well....at times vulgar.


My team that i captain is called : Balls Del Fuego

heres a list of some team names:

ALCOBALLICS
Ballz Deep
Team Ram Rod
we're huge in Japan
Be Low Me
Hit it n bounce
Kickballs in Your Mouth
Blood, Sweat & Beers
Boom! Headshot!
MoneyShot!
MILFHUNTERS!
Schweaty Balls
The Situation
Victory in Da Feet

You in DC? I play on a kickball league and some of those team names are astonishingly similar to ones I've seen in my league.

I've played on a few seasons and some of my team names were as follows:

Red, White, and Blueballs
99 Problems but my pitch ain't one.
Escape Goat
(11-12-2010, 06:22 PM)
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Its fun to go to Buffalo Wild Wings and play the trivia game and try to put in inappropriate team names. Or any bar that does trivia night.
NEOPARADIGM
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(11-12-2010, 06:33 PM)
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samus i am
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(11-12-2010, 06:35 PM)
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Originally Posted by Carlisle

You in DC? I play on a kickball league and some of those team names are astonishingly similar to ones I've seen in my league.

I've played on a few seasons and some of my team names were as follows:

Red, White, and Blueballs
99 Problems but my pitch ain't one.

Nakid?
Mikasangelos
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(11-12-2010, 06:37 PM)
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Originally Posted by Carlisle

You in DC? I play on a kickball league and some of those team names are astonishingly similar to ones I've seen in my league.

I've played on a few seasons and some of my team names were as follows:

Red, White, and Blueballs
99 Problems but my pitch ain't one.


Virginia Beach
Nard Bagman
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(11-12-2010, 06:38 PM)
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The Fighting Cocks
Carlisle
(11-12-2010, 06:45 PM)
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Originally Posted by Mikasangelos

Virginia Beach

Ah, I guess drunken minds just think alike everywhere :lol

Originally Posted by samus i am

Nakid?

Nope, but I know them. I play on DC Kickball, District Division, on Thursdays. You play Nakid?
woahitsreeo
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(11-12-2010, 06:50 PM)
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Taking Grandma to Applebees
crowphoenix
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(11-12-2010, 06:54 PM)
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I used to play trivia at a sports bar in town. One night, there was a team name that the announcer wouldn't read during the halftime tally. He said it was just too much, but he said anyone that wanted to could see it. I, of course, was out of my seat before he'd even finished the tally

He handed the sheet with their name on to me silently. "Jesus is coming," It said. "Open your mouth."
Shogmaster
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(11-12-2010, 07:01 PM)
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We have a bowling league at work. The team I subbed for a bit is called "Knuckle Deep". Shirts are being made, I've been told. :D
negreenfield
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(11-12-2010, 07:24 PM)
Trivia names we've used:

Your mom has the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
William Shatner Face
Just the Tip

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