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JzeroT1437
(11-30-2010, 09:02 PM)
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Creepsters are ubiquitous where I live, so I'm never too bothered by the occasional leer or unwanted follower, but the guy in the shower today took it too far. Peeping Toms at the Sports Club are nothing new, but this guy had the gaul to stand with the shower curtain wide open, stroking his weiner while staring straight into my shower. You can see through the curtains a little, and they don't quite stretch to cover the whole shower, so passer-bys can see whatever they want. About mid-shower I noticed this guy and tried to face away from him for the rest of my time washing. When I got finished I grabbed my towel and began to walk out only to find him standing in the same place, masturbating furiously with a red face.

What is protocol for this? Do you yell at the guy? Ignore him? What the hell is wrong with people?
CzarTim
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(11-30-2010, 09:03 PM)
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Make eye contact and join in.
JoeBoy101
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(11-30-2010, 09:04 PM)
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Originally Posted by JzeroT1437

Creepsters are ubiquitous where I live, so I'm never too bothered by the occasional leer or unwanted follower, but the guy in the shower today took it too far. Peeping Toms at the Sports Club are nothing new, but this guy had the gaul to stand with the shower curtain wide open, stroking his weiner and staring straight at my shower. You can see through the curtains a little, and they don't quite stretch to cover the whole shower, so passer-bys can see whatever they want. About mid-shower I noticed this guy and tried to face away from him for the rest of my time washing. When I got finished I grabbed my towel and began to walk out only to find him standing in the same place, masturbating furiously with a red face.

What is protocol for this? Do you yell at the guy? Ignore him? What the hell is wrong with people?

Why you hating? It was just a little jerk. Why so pissed at me?
threenote
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(11-30-2010, 09:04 PM)
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Need pics to determine if his actions were justified.
How About No
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(11-30-2010, 09:04 PM)
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Eugene Delgaudio was right? Damn.
RobertM
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(11-30-2010, 09:04 PM)
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If this was Docpan, he would have broken the guy's heads.
sixteen-bit
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(11-30-2010, 09:04 PM)
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Thats super weird. Tell the staff or something.
Guevara
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(11-30-2010, 09:04 PM)
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Pics of you required to see just how creepy the guy was.

Originally Posted by threenote

Need pics to determine if his actions were justified.

EDIT: Damn.
antonz
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(11-30-2010, 09:05 PM)
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Procedure is to go out alert staff and call the police. He can be busted for a few things and he will be banned from the place
snacknuts
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(11-30-2010, 09:05 PM)
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This is the most interesting stealth bragging thread I have seen on GAF to this point.
Door2Dawn
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(11-30-2010, 09:05 PM)
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You should be flattered.
brianjones
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(11-30-2010, 09:05 PM)
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Originally Posted by czartim

Make eye contact and join in.

race to the finish
Kinyou
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(11-30-2010, 09:05 PM)
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Yell at him like there is no tomorrow!!

"And then I see his penis out"
SpacLock
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(11-30-2010, 09:05 PM)
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I need to know if you're a guy or a girl before I can create a mental image of this incident.
Barrett2
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(11-30-2010, 09:06 PM)
Sorry, thought you were into it
Equus Bellator Apex
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(11-30-2010, 09:06 PM)
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Why couldn't you have let me finish?
narcosis219
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(11-30-2010, 09:06 PM)
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Originally Posted by JzeroT1437

Creepsters are ubiquitous where I live, so I'm never too bothered by the occasional leer or unwanted follower, but the guy in the shower today took it too far. Peeping Toms at the Sports Club are nothing new, but this guy had the gaul to stand with the shower curtain wide open, stroking his weiner while staring straight into my shower. You can see through the curtains a little, and they don't quite stretch to cover the whole shower, so passer-bys can see whatever they want. About mid-shower I noticed this guy and tried to face away from him for the rest of my time washing. When I got finished I grabbed my towel and began to walk out only to find him standing in the same place, masturbating furiously with a red face.

What is protocol for this? Do you yell at the guy? Ignore him? What the hell is wrong with people?

Well, if you want him to stop then finish him off.
bubnbob
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(11-30-2010, 09:06 PM)
I'm joining the gym
DMPrince
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(11-30-2010, 09:06 PM)
towel whip his penis bro.
JzeroT1437
(11-30-2010, 09:06 PM)
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Originally Posted by SpacLock

I need to know if you're a guy or a girl before I can create a mental image of this incident.

I'm a dude.
CharlieDigital
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(11-30-2010, 09:06 PM)
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I bet he works for the TSA.
Door2Dawn
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(11-30-2010, 09:07 PM)
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Originally Posted by JzeroT1437

I'm a dude.

SHOW US A PICTURE
fallengorn
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(11-30-2010, 09:07 PM)
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Originally Posted by czartim

Make eye contact and join in.

An eye for an eye. A wank for a wank.
Shanadeus
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(11-30-2010, 09:08 PM)
You should ask Docpan for advice.
Leunam
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(11-30-2010, 09:08 PM)
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You should have slipped a finger in his butt as a courtesy.

It's what you do in these situations.
Kurtofan
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(11-30-2010, 09:09 PM)
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Call the cops.
spindashing
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(11-30-2010, 09:09 PM)
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Sorry I was picturing Victoria Justice
Ducarmel
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(11-30-2010, 09:09 PM)
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If its against the sport club to masturbate then snitch on him.

But remember snitches get stitches.
Gaborn
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(11-30-2010, 09:09 PM)
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Just report the idiot.

Also, post pics of yourself so we may judge you.
Roto13
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(11-30-2010, 09:09 PM)
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He was cruising you. He was hoping you'd be into it and join in.
Zeke
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(11-30-2010, 09:09 PM)
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and now I don't feel like going to the gym :lol
Wiseblade
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(11-30-2010, 09:09 PM)
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Originally Posted by spindashing

Sorry I was picturing Victoria Justice

:lol :lol :lol
SpacLock
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(11-30-2010, 09:10 PM)
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Originally Posted by JzeroT1437

I'm a dude.

Then there's no foul in play, unless he finished on you.
NutJobJim
(11-30-2010, 09:10 PM)
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Whenever I see someone doing something crazy I always try to one up them, fight fire with fire, so to speak.
In this instance you should have squatted down in front of his shower while he masturbated furiously and pinched off a huge turd right there on the floor...

Seriously though, I would either switch gyms (if there are loads of these weirdos around) or simply ask next time why the fuck he's masturbating in public?
I mean we all get the urge now and then, but contain yourself people! Wait until you get into your car at least.
Kano on the Phone
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(11-30-2010, 09:10 PM)
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Originally Posted by JzeroT1437

Creepsters are ubiquitous where I live, so I'm never too bothered by the occasional leer or unwanted follower, but the guy in the shower today took it too far. Peeping Toms at the Sports Club are nothing new, but this guy had the gaul to stand with the shower curtain wide open, stroking his weiner while staring straight into my shower. You can see through the curtains a little, and they don't quite stretch to cover the whole shower, so passer-bys can see whatever they want. About mid-shower I noticed this guy and tried to face away from him for the rest of my time washing. When I got finished I grabbed my towel and began to walk out only to find him standing in the same place, masturbating furiously with a red face.

What is protocol for this? Do you yell at the guy? Ignore him? What the hell is wrong with people?

You caught a dude looking at you and masturbating and instead of leaving immediately, you turned to let him stare at your ass and finished your shower, and you're asking what's wrong with people.
captmcblack
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(11-30-2010, 09:10 PM)
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did he finish?
Neuromancer
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(11-30-2010, 09:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by antonz

Procedure is to go out alert staff and call the police. He can be busted for a few things and he will be banned from the place

...
Altazor
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(11-30-2010, 09:11 PM)
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what would Docpan do? old joke, I know
TheKaeptain
nuh fi eating seeen
(11-30-2010, 09:11 PM)
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I think you should have punched him.
JzeroT1437
(11-30-2010, 09:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kano On The Phone

You caught a dude looking at you and masturbating and instead of leaving immediately, you turned to let him stare at your ass and finished your shower, and you're asking what's wrong with people.


I was still soapy!
KevinCow
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(11-30-2010, 09:11 PM)
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You should make erotic poses and take it as a compliment.

I wish I was sexy enough for another dude to beat off to. :(
Drewsky
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(11-30-2010, 09:12 PM)
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You should have stayed showering till he finished. You were pretty inconsiderate.
Ssseth
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(11-30-2010, 09:12 PM)
He was clearly challenging you to a wank off. You lose.
Tetsuo9
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(11-30-2010, 09:13 PM)
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Thread backfired :lol.
SUPREME1
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(11-30-2010, 09:14 PM)
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*beats off to your thread*
The Frankman
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(11-30-2010, 09:14 PM)
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Don't turn your back to him or...


Kano on the Phone
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(11-30-2010, 09:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by JzeroT1437

I was still soapy!

Then being jerked off to by a stranger is lower on your list of annoyances than having some soap on your skin, so stop complaining.
Door2Dawn
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(11-30-2010, 09:15 PM)
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Originally Posted by JzeroT1437

I was still soapy!

Was were you like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj7AFME1A6o

"Sweet Jesus."
Escape Goat
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(11-30-2010, 09:15 PM)
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*beats off to ImperialConquest beating off*
(._.)
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(11-30-2010, 09:15 PM)
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oh come on, admit you were secretly flattered. It's not everyday a complete stranger starts masturbating to your naked body.

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