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Mr Solo Dolo · Nov 30, 2010

ChiTownBuffalo · Nov 30, 2010

I guess the only real mistake you made was posting this on GAF.

mj1108 · Nov 30, 2010

JzeroT1437 said:
I was still soapy!

So? If you notice a guy doing that while looking at you, you get your ass out of there....but just know the dude is probably looking at your ass when you leave.

Kano On The Phone said:
You caught a dude looking at you and masturbating and instead of leaving immediately, you turned to let him stare at your ass and finished your shower, and you're asking what's wrong with people.

That fact that he didn't leave immediately sounds to me like he rather enjoyed it.

Baraka in the White House · Nov 30, 2010

MrToughPants · Nov 30, 2010

Altazor said:
what would Docpan do?

old joke, I know

Jerk off in the shower while watching OP?

The plot thickens.

SloppehSlawlz · Nov 30, 2010

Door2Dawn said:
Was were you like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj7AFME1A6o

"Sweet Jesus."

:lol :lol

yacobod · Nov 30, 2010

zesty said:
This is the most interesting stealth bragging thread I have seen on GAF to this point.

:lol

JoeBoy101 · Nov 30, 2010

ChiTownBuffalo said:
I guess the only real mistake you made was posting this on GAF.

You say mistake. I say excellent move. For us, not for him, that is.

jakncoke · Nov 30, 2010

brianjones said:
race to the finish

:lol.. loser buys dinner!

Binabik15 · Nov 30, 2010

Worst I had was someone puking on my shoes while I was training. Stupid old guys that can´t handle their stupid old people workouts D:

I smell a "stealth" bragging thread going on.

Backfoggen · Nov 30, 2010

Should've hit him in the dick.

Ignis Fatuus · Nov 30, 2010

Why are you so upset? Would you be mad if it were a woman masturbating to you in the shower?

mj1108 · Nov 30, 2010

spindashing said:
Sorry I was picturing Victoria Justice

I was picturing Selena Gomez.

Ignis Fatuus said:
Why are you so upset? Would you be mad if it were a woman masturbating to you in the shower?

This thread would be going differently if that happened.

Kurtofan · Nov 30, 2010

Kano On The Phone said:
Then being jerked off to by a stranger is lower on your list of annoyances than having some soap on your skin, so stop complaining.

Come on, soap is bad for the skin.
Everyone know that.

JzeroT1437 · Nov 30, 2010

I know it looks like stealth bragging but it's really not. This dude was fucking insane. Of the two times I faced him while the deed was being done, the first time he was stroking it slowly and staring into the stall with a wide-eyed look of bitter determination, and the next he was wanking it so hard it was making a clumsy, off-rhythm fapping noise and his face was red.

It'd be nice to think I was that hot, but I'm not. The dude was batshit insane.

Escape Goat · Nov 30, 2010

Can you post a pic so we can decide your hotness?

Kurtofan · Nov 30, 2010

JzeroT1437 said:
I know it looks like stealth bragging but it's really not. This dude was fucking insane. Of the two times I faced him while the deed was being done, the first time he was stroking it slowly and staring into the stall with a wide-eyed look of bitter determination, and the next he was wanking it so hard it was making a clumsy, off-rhythm fapping noise and his face was red.

It'd be nice to think I was that hot, but I'm not. The dude was batshit insane.

You should have slapped his dick and watch his reaction.

Szu · Nov 30, 2010

JzeroT1437 said:
I was still soapy!

Steelrain · Nov 30, 2010

Yep. Sounds like bullshit.

Where are you from btw OP?

SamuraiX- · Nov 30, 2010

I call bull.

You're obviously tag-fishing.

xelios · Nov 30, 2010

He achieved lascivious enjoyment from the sight of your lithe naked body.

JzeroT1437 · Nov 30, 2010

Steelrain said:
Yep. Sounds like bullshit.

Where are you from btw OP?

New York. It was the NYSC on Wall Street.

JoeBoy101 · Nov 30, 2010

SamuraiX- said:
I call bull.

You're obviously tag-fishing.

He already has one. ?

Guevara · Nov 30, 2010

JzeroT1437 said:
New York. It was the NYSC on Wall Street.

picture of subway at sunset

Foob · Nov 30, 2010

did you flick his wiener on your way out

Steelrain · Nov 30, 2010

JzeroT1437 said:
New York. It was the NYSC on Wall Street.

Ah ok. I'm not familiar but it doesn't sound like the kind of place I would go if this happened so much that I am comfortable enough finish my shower before putting a stop to it =/

Bam Bam Baklava · Nov 30, 2010

Couldn't you have just gone home and showered?

TheKingsCrown · Nov 30, 2010

JzeroT1437 said:
New York. It was the NYSC on Wall Street.

Anything on Wall Street or in and around lower manhattan will have this happening a lot. A lot of guy on guy "actions" go on in those places.

brianjones · Nov 30, 2010

JoeBoy101 said:
He already has one. ?

Beware the Slipstream
Shower Wanker

lunarworks · Nov 30, 2010

You shoulda dropped your soap and winked at him.

Dragon · Nov 30, 2010

TheKingsCrown said:
Anything on Wall Street or in and around lower manhattan will have this happening a lot. A lot of guy on guy "actions" go on in those places.

Dude there are gay people in New York City? Holy shit.

Roto13 · Nov 30, 2010

People acting like this kind of thing doesn't happen are kind of... naive.

KJTB · Nov 30, 2010

I'm sorry OP, but I laughed while reading this story because of its ridiculousness :lol

Just report him

ChocolateCupcakes · Nov 30, 2010

TheKingsCrown said:
Anything on Wall Street or in and around lower manhattan will have this happening a lot. A lot of guy on guy "actions" go on in those places.

...reading this was awkward. Couldnt you just say gay/queer/homosexual?

Darko · Nov 30, 2010

are you hot?

demosthenes · Nov 30, 2010

fallengorn said:
An eye for an eye. A wank for a wank.

TheKingsCrown · Nov 30, 2010

ChocolateCupcakes said:
...reading this was awkward. Couldnt you just say gay/queer/homosexual?

That wouldn't be the proper term. Not all guys that participate in these sorts of things fall into those categories.

I actually know the gym he's talking about, and I'm not surprised! :lol

Steelrain · Nov 30, 2010

Roto13 said:
People acting like this kind of thing doesn't happen are kind of... naive.

I'm pretty sure it happens...then again I'm pretty sure I wouldn't just go about my shower after seeing the dude beating his dick to me at full force.

CzarTim · Nov 30, 2010

TheKingsCrown said:
That wouldn't be the proper term. Not all guys that participate in these sorts of things fall into those categories.

I actually know the gym he's talking about, and I'm not surprised! :lol

It was you, wasn't it?

Szu · Nov 30, 2010

lunarworks said:
You shoulda dropped your soap and winked at him.

I hope you mean this kind of wink.

FunkyPajamas · Nov 30, 2010

Did you get an erection OP or did you instinctively pucker your asshole?

TheKingsCrown · Nov 30, 2010

czartim said:
It was you, wasn't it?

No sir, I do not live on Manhattan or in the greater NYC area any more, and have never participated in this sort of thing!

SaskBoy · Nov 30, 2010

Is Docpan banned? I miss his rage filled adventures.

big ander · Nov 30, 2010

Man, can't believe you guys are falling for this topic. He's clearly either giving all of you a good old fashioned pull or stroking his ego.

LightofRohan · Nov 30, 2010

JzeroT1437 · Nov 30, 2010

Here is a pic of my fully clothed, bejacketed body during a vacation to Rome.

And yeah, New York is full of creepsters. The guys down on Wall Street seem particularly socially awkward.

Sew · Nov 30, 2010

JzeroT1437 said:
I noticed this guy and tried to face away from him for the rest of my time washing.

This is known as presenting.

Gospel · Nov 30, 2010

maybe he was just furiously cleaning his dick (while staring at you)

it happens

Foob · Nov 30, 2010

how many guys do you think were jerking off to you through the windows of those ancient temples

HolyCheck · Nov 30, 2010

mj1108 said:
I was picturing Selena Gomez.

This thread would be going differently if that happened.

You stay away from that crowd now you hear me. Team Annie isn't creepy like them.

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