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The United States of Shame, What Each State Is Worst At #1

http://laughingsquid.com/the-united-...e-is-worst-at/

CrayzeeCarl
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#2

Nerdiest state. I was expecting worse.

Originally Posted by xxracerxx:
We are so nice to our homeless population. Least it is better than Beastiality!
Oh crap, didn't see that one! :lol

:lol @ Utah Washington.
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We are so nice to our homeless population. Least it is better than Beastiality!
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Hawaii wins, wtf at South Dakota (worst for rape) and Washington (worst for bestiality).
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Poor Washington lololol.
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Go arson!
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Is it a coincidence that the state with ugliest residents is close to Canada?
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#8

Maine is the dumbest state? Hm.

Lol @ North Dakota
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I think they need to work on their wording.

If Michigan were the worst at unemployment, they'd be the state with the lowest level of unemployment. And that's certainly not the case.
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GG Pennsylvania.
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Going to guess on the two states I've lived in.

New Jersey: Taxes
Oklahoma: Heart conditions

Edit: 1 out of 2 isn't bad.
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Great, I'm moving to Wyoming in like 5 days...
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#13

in utah we have porn addiction help billboards..
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Yes. Teachers get done so dirty in NC...
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Beastiality. I'd hate to live there.
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Are there girl nerds in Ohio too?
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Arson? Didn't expect that
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Goddamn washington! goddamn :lol
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How is Porn usage a bad thing?

South Dakota needs more porn
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Lol Ohio.

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Minnesota worst for tornadoes? I call shenanigans.
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#22



brought the lols
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Originally Posted by Brinbe:
Arson? Didn't expect that
Just because a few row homes went up in flames. Jeeze.
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Originally Posted by CrayzeeCarl:
Nerdiest state. I was expecting worse.


Oh crap, didn't see that one! :lol

:lol @ Utah Washington.
It's Ohio, it can't get any worse.
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Bedbugs, what about bedbugs...Nerdiest state is hardly something to be ashamed of...
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oh my, Oklahoma

you've been naughty
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bullshit I haven't done coke in years.
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The curious thing each is completely unique to its neighbours. If you go to the nerdiest state, you're surrounded by heart attacks, cancer and arson.

South Dakota is just a mess. Kentucky seems to be in the middle of it all
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Originally Posted by blame space:


brought the lols
But it doesn't make sense, because Alaska is the best at suicide.
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I didn't know taxes were so bad here relative to the other states.

Virgin-GAF! The twins of opportunity are calling, and their names are Washington and North Dakota!
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They really couldn't find something worse for Ohio than "nerdiest state"?
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Nerdiest state seems about right.
Dragon
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Originally Posted by BertramCooper:
But it doesn't make sense, because Alaska is the best at suicide.
Right, I think they're implying that a lot of suicides is a bad thing, therefore they're the worst at it.
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Originally Posted by CrayzeeCarl:
Nerdiest state. I was expecting worse.
Same. I can live with nerdiest.
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#35

Also, there's no way Colorado has the most cocaine users...I don't even know how you gather statistics on something like that. Or maybe the subtitle should say "Most easily caught cocaine users"
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Originally Posted by blame space:


brought the lols
Does anyone else see a vulture running?
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Originally Posted by blame space:


brought the lols
That, and Louisiana made me laugh.
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Originally Posted by TheBranca18:
Right, I think they're implying that a lot of suicides is a bad thing, therefore they're the worst at it.
But really, the state that's worst at suicides should be the state with the most failed suicide attempts.

Alaska, by all accounts, is pretty damn good at committing suicide.
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#39

anyone else living in Hawaii

* HI fives
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Tornados? Considering the other catagories, I'll take it.
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Originally Posted by HiResDes:
Also, there's no way Colorado has the most cocaine users...I don't even know how you gather statistics on something like that. Or maybe the subtitle should say "Most easily caught cocaine users"
Have you ever been here?
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Originally Posted by BertramCooper:
But really, the state that's worst at suicides should be the state with the most failed suicide attempts.
Insert Smiley

Originally Posted by thespot84:
Have you ever been here?
Admittedly, no.
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#43

This is like the best picture on the internet!

Bestiality :jakncoke
Utah and Porn Usage :jakncoke
A strange line going North to South: Ugliest Residents, Rape, Violence on Females, Poorest Health, Female Criminals, High School Graduation


I imagine in South Dakota, the population is so spread out, they gotta make do whenever they miraculously come across another person. Probably why Alaska is #1 in Suicide, they never see other people.

What a horrible, horrible paragraph. Probably this Stroke I'm working towards. Brian's all runny.
Last edited by Lonestar; 01-24-2011 at 09:25 PM.
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#44

Originally Posted by Sallokin:
Great, I'm moving to Wyoming in like 5 days...
Hope you're not a female!
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Originally Posted by KO Traveling Hobo:
I didn't know taxes were so bad here relative to the other states.
Me neither, and yet I shouldn't be surprised, property taxes and all. Ridiculous.
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So I was born in WA, but grew up from years 1-18 in ND...where does that leave me.

However, there is a decent population of Scandinavians in North Dakota for those interested in tall attractive blondes.
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Number of library visits is a stretch for "nerdiest state".

Originally Posted by BertramCooper:
But really, the state that's worst at suicides should be the state with the most failed suicide attempts.

Alaska, by all accounts, is pretty damn good at committing suicide.
Yeah we get it, you don't have to beat it into the ground.
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#48

Fuck yeah binge drinking
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#49

This all seems wrong. There's no way Maine is the dumbest state.
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Originally Posted by Korey:
This all seems wrong. There's no way Maine is the dumbest state.
It's based on SAT score.