EviLore
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Dragon Age II |OT| The Revenge of Shit Mountain #1








System Requirements:
MINIMUM
-486 Intel processor or 100% compatible
-4MB RAM
-MS-DOS 5.0 or higher
-8MB hard drive space
-256-color VGA graphics card
-CD-ROM drive
RECOMMENDED
-486/33MHz
-1MB video card
-Sound Blaster or 100% compatible sound card
-Double-speed CD-ROM drive



























EviLore
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#2

Special thanks to Bioware's PR department.
angelfly
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#3

So I get the impression this isn't the new shit

Still day 1 for me

edit: Also nice to see consoles pissing on the master race for a change
Last edited by angelfly; 02-28-2011 at 06:49 AM.
mintylurb
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#4

Now this is epic. Great work, evichan!
Neki
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#5

hey, I rolled an archer and Carver still died. :(
lastplayed
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#6

A[wesome]mazing
Chiggs
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#7

Graphics really are terrible.

All hail Witcher 2.
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#8

Best OT I've ever seen.
Tiduz
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#9

HAHAHAHAHA
spiderman123
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#10

WHAT AHHAHAHA


Originally Posted by Chiggs:
Graphics really are terrible.

All hail Witcher 2.
doesn't hurt to get both :P
ClovingWestbrook
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#11

:lol :lol :lol Better than your DA1 OT. Bravo.
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#12

This exceeded my expectations for what I thought the OP would be.

Still day 1 perch.
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#13

lol

whos the guy in the banner?
sublime085
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#14

definitely looking forward to playing this.
TheOddOne
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#15

Originally Posted by EviLore:
Well... this is just.... wat.
Paznos
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lmao oh man, nice work!
Chiggs
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Originally Posted by spiderman123:
WHAT AHHAHAHA




doesn't hurt to get both :P

For sure.
tmacairjordan87
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#18

Originally Posted by Chiggs:
Graphics really are terrible.

All hail Witcher 2.
Only took 7 posts this time.
Khezu
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#19

Pretty sweet thread.

Is that sabertooth hawke?
DevelopmentArrested
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#20

hahahhhaaha
Mr_Zombie
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#21

You really do hate DA2, don't you? :(
lastplayed
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#22

Just noticed the system requirements. :lol
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holy shit


tell me, does the game begin with the hero (already a person of minor renown) at their home or otherwise vulnerable place suddenly being attacked due to the actions of a traitor, a mentor figure dying, leading them to accept their destiny and be inducted into a special society, work to convince the unbelieving powers that be of a threat, and recruit a team of multiracial allies and factions to stop the conspiracy of Lord Traitor to unleash Ultimate Evil?
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Originally Posted by markot:
lol

whos the guy in the banner?

that what I'm wondering HAHA
soultron
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Holy shit @ re-rolling mage part.

Also, the specs killed me.
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#26

Pretty good, but I liked the Origins thread better.

So I guess this comes out pretty soon, then. I'm still unsure if I should get it.
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Originally Posted by tmacairjordan87:
Only took 7 posts this time.
I wasn't nearly quick enough. :(
disappeared
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#28

I was hoping you had the lockdown for this OT.

Flawless.
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I think I'll lurk around this thread for a while - it will probably be more fun than the actual game!!
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#30

Still Day 1 for me, but omg I love the OP lol

486 and SVGA ha ha
Dog Problems
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#31

Awesome OT.
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Oh god, the system specs lol.

This thread is amazing.
Last edited by Pancakes; 02-28-2011 at 06:56 AM.
Rahxephon91
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#33

And were off to a great start. Going to be great. Can't wait till this comes out.
suzu
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#34

lol at everything. Are those quotes for real?

Hmm, I think I'm going to roll mage.
Ashodin
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#35

Absolutely fantastic. I saw this from the past, and I still bought the game in the future. Which only leaves the present.
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JamesFrancoEatingInADinerWhileHostingTheOscars.jpg

this thread is.... so good.

It's a real shame they took such a dramatic departure from the original games. It went from being a really good baldurs gate rip off to a really bad demons souls / witcher ripoff. We will just have to wait and see if the reviewers are as excited as Jerry is.
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#37

Originally Posted by EmCeeGramr:
holy shit


tell me, does the game begin with the hero (already a person of minor renown) at their home or otherwise vulnerable place suddenly being attacked due to the actions of a traitor, a mentor figure dying, leading them to accept their destiny and be inducted into a special society, work to convince the unbelieving powers that be of a threat, and recruit a team of multiracial allies and factions to stop the conspiracy of Lord Traitor to unleash Ultimate Evil?

:O! Are you a clairvoyant?
charsace
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#38

Originally Posted by markot:
lol

whos the guy in the banner?
Liev as sabertooth from the wolverine movie.

Originally Posted by markatisu:
Still Day 1 for me, but omg I love the OP lol

486 and SVGA ha ha
Wrong. Its VGA that's the min not SVGA.
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(02-28-2011, 06:58 AM)

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#39

epic.
HK-47
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(02-28-2011, 06:59 AM)

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I applaud the masterful OP
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#41

Really funny, good work :D
Miizy F Baby
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#42

My excitement, you will not dampen it with your repeated attempts of trickery!

You got me with that opening pic though, I'm not even going to lie, haha.

Edit: Oh god, I hadn't even looked at the rest of it. I'm drooling here.
Alastor
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Quote:
RECOMMENDED
-486/33MHz
-1MB video card
-Sound Blaster or 100% compatible sound card
-Double-speed CD-ROM drive
Fuck yeah, I'll play this bitch MAXED OUT TO THE MAX!
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#44

Amazing OT.
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#45

This just might be the single best OT for all of time nice work. The specs are awesome,but the meta critic might have been my favorite touch. Sabertooth Hawke is a nice bit of subtle humor.
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#46

lol

thanks
nib95
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#47

Lol...wow....what an OP. Is the game going to actually be any god though?
Nirolak
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Originally Posted by EviLore:
System Requirements:
MINIMUM
-486 Intel processor or 100% compatible
-4MB RAM
-MS-DOS 5.0 or higher
-8MB hard drive space
-256-color VGA graphics card
-CD-ROM drive
RECOMMENDED
-486/33MHz
-1MB video card
-Sound Blaster or 100% compatible sound card
-Double-speed CD-ROM drive
Dammit, I need an upgrade. : (
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#49

This is single-handedly the greatest gaming OT of all time!
ShdwDrake
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(02-28-2011, 07:06 AM)
#50

OP is amazing! Bravo!