XiaNaphryz
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(03-09-2011, 09:55 PM)

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NCIS writers trying to make gamers heads explode through dialogue #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRhGPVYRsOY

Quickly reminded of:

Shed_a_Ninja
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(03-09-2011, 09:57 PM)

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#2

Originally Posted by XiaNaphryz:
LMAO, my dad literally asked me if that was a real game and if a "killscreen" was real during the episode.
bernardobri
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(03-09-2011, 09:58 PM)

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#3

It wasn't worse than this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU
StuBurns
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(03-09-2011, 09:59 PM)

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#4

Are there high scores in MMOs?
Raide
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(03-09-2011, 09:59 PM)

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Originally Posted by StuBurns:
Are there high scores in MMOs?
Yeah, in WoW its called Gearscore.
Feep
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(03-09-2011, 10:00 PM)

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#6

So, I'm friends with the guy who wrote this episode. In fact, he was bragging about it to me, as he knew I was a pretty big gamer.

I didn't watch it.

Should I...should I say anything to him?
Proxy
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(03-09-2011, 10:00 PM)

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#7

Did the actor who plays McGee start doing drugs or something?
Zane
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(03-09-2011, 10:01 PM)

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#8

skank hordes
Raide
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(03-09-2011, 10:02 PM)

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#9

Originally Posted by Zane:
skank hordes
Sounds like a regular Friday night for some Gaffers.
bluehat9
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(03-09-2011, 10:02 PM)

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#10

At the end of the episode, they go on a date playing laser tag.
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(03-09-2011, 10:02 PM)

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16 core huh
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(03-09-2011, 10:02 PM)

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Originally Posted by Feep:
So, I'm friends with the guy who wrote this episode. In fact, he was bragging about it to me, as he knew I was a pretty big gamer.

I didn't watch it.

Should I...should I say anything to him?
Tell him his writing's bad and he should feel bad.
Zane
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(03-09-2011, 10:03 PM)

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Originally Posted by Davidion:
16 core huh
with a 10 meg pipe
Gunsmithx
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(03-09-2011, 10:03 PM)

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#14

I'd really like the 16 core myself...

You'd think since you were paid to do this you'd do at least a tiny bit of research but I guess they just need it to sound real for someone who doesn't know any better.
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(03-09-2011, 10:03 PM)

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#15

Originally Posted by Raide:
Yeah, in WoW its called Gearscore.
And the prize is ridicule!
Feep
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(03-09-2011, 10:04 PM)

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Originally Posted by B.K.:
Tell him his writing's bad and he should feel bad.
(laugh) "Man, your entire life's professional work is probably a waste of time."
gentlemanfinn
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(03-09-2011, 10:04 PM)
#17

The writers are just trolling your moms and dads.
James Woods
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(03-09-2011, 10:05 PM)
#18

That actor started doing a lot of coke
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#19

Was that... McGee? Looks like he's been through a few rounds of chemo.
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(03-09-2011, 10:05 PM)

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Originally Posted by Feep:
So, I'm friends with the guy who wrote this episode. In fact, he was bragging about it to me, as he knew I was a pretty big gamer.

I didn't watch it.

Should I...should I say anything to him?
No words. Just the next time you see him, laugh. Laugh your fucking ass off.
graywolf323
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(03-09-2011, 10:06 PM)

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Originally Posted by Feep:
So, I'm friends with the guy who wrote this episode. In fact, he was bragging about it to me, as he knew I was a pretty big gamer.

I didn't watch it.

Should I...should I say anything to him?
just link him to this thread
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(03-09-2011, 10:06 PM)

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#22

Originally Posted by Zane:
with a 10 meg pipe
So...so it is a series of tubes!?
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(03-09-2011, 10:06 PM)

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#23

Originally Posted by Davidion:
16 core huh
Thats right, not just a 12 core, but a 16 core...with a 10 meg pipe for lower response times. With that kind of internetz power, no wonder people can't touch her MMO high scores......
SmithnCo
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(03-09-2011, 10:07 PM)

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#24

I'd probably play an MMO that involved skank hordes
Why would you do that?
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Originally Posted by Davidion:
16 core huh
More cores = faster response time.

And he can somehow see the cores through the computer case. But he missed 4 of them.
The Dutch Slayer
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(03-09-2011, 10:08 PM)

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#26

ok ok calm down guys, saw this ep en few weeks back.
Yes its crazy writing in this episode.
But in general NCIS is very good show and I like it a lot.

And the girl in that ep is superrrr hot :P.
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(03-09-2011, 10:08 PM)

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#27

Originally Posted by bluehat9:
At the end of the episode, they go on a date playing laser tag.
Sponsored by Ubisoft?
Raide
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(03-09-2011, 10:08 PM)

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#28

Originally Posted by Why would you do that?:
More cores = faster response time.
faster response time = higher scores.
Rahxephon91
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(03-09-2011, 10:09 PM)

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#29

Isn't this the show with the black and white splashes before commercial break? It's pretty bad.
Revolutionary
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(03-09-2011, 10:09 PM)

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#30

I like how he can deduce that it's a "12 core" just by glancing at the monitor.
Kurtofan
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(03-09-2011, 10:10 PM)

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#31

Is that McGee?
What happened to him?He lost thirty kilos or what.
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(03-09-2011, 10:11 PM)

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Man those two videos both gave me a real laugh. Thank you so much.

It reminds me of the corporate america motto:

"If you can't dazzle them with your intelligence, baffle them with your b***s***"
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(03-09-2011, 10:11 PM)

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#33

I read NISA instead of NCIS. Both would be accurate.
Kurtofan
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(03-09-2011, 10:12 PM)

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Originally Posted by Rahxephon91:
Isn't this the show with the black and white splashes before commercial break? It's pretty bad.
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:p

Edit:wait you have rah xephon as your name, you can't have bad taste.
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psykomyko
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(03-09-2011, 10:14 PM)

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#35

Reminded me of the Law and Order one where the arrest the husband and wife playing some online fantasy game. I can't seem to find the video.
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#36

Originally Posted by RomanticHeroX:
I read NISA instead of NCIS. Both would be accurate.
You weren't the only one. I was surprised when the Youtube video wasn't some obscure RPG.
XiaNaphryz
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(03-09-2011, 10:18 PM)

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Originally Posted by Why would you do that?:
You weren't the only one. I was surprised when the Youtube video wasn't some obscure RPG.
Well of course, Fear Tower's anything but obscure. I mean, MaxDestructo plays it!
Drkirby
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(03-09-2011, 10:19 PM)

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#38

Originally Posted by Davidion:
16 core huh
Oh, Core! That is what he said. I kept thinking he said port.
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(03-09-2011, 10:19 PM)

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#39

Originally Posted by Feep:
So, I'm friends with the guy who wrote this episode. In fact, he was bragging about it to me, as he knew I was a pretty big gamer.

I didn't watch it.

Should I...should I say anything to him?
He probably didnt write that part.. i mean technical writers usually do this. Unless you mean he's the technical writer?
Drkirby
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(03-09-2011, 10:24 PM)

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#40

I would feel more insulted to know a technical writer wrote those bits, since it is specifically his job to fact check these kinds of things.
XiaNaphryz
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(03-09-2011, 10:29 PM)

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Oh god: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2rGTXHvPCQ

IRC is like two ships meeting in the ocean!
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#42

Originally Posted by StuBurns:
Are there high scores in MMOs?
It's a ticker which shows how long you waste your life.
Colocho
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(03-09-2011, 10:30 PM)

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#43

Which show was the one that they played PoP: TT and it contained some secret after they beat level 10 or something?
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(03-09-2011, 10:31 PM)

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Originally Posted by Colocho:
Which show was the one that they played PoP: TT and it contained some secret after they beat level 10 or something?
Life.
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(03-09-2011, 10:32 PM)

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#45

The best thing about NCIS is Abby , i have naughty thoughts about her all the time.
notsol337
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#46

Originally Posted by Raide:
Yeah, in WoW its called Gearscore.
Arena rating. Gearscore has been replaced by ilvl, thank god.
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(03-09-2011, 10:33 PM)

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#47

Originally Posted by XiaNaphryz:
"Can we see what they're saying" "In leet speak... luckily, I speak leet." "That's so hot"


-kills self
XiaNaphryz
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(03-09-2011, 10:36 PM)

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#48

Originally Posted by Revolutionary:
"Can we see what they're saying" "In leet speak... luckily, I speak leet." "That's so hot"


-kills self
I like how they have to take a screenshot of the intercept, as opposed to just logging it to a file.
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#49

Originally Posted by Beaulieu:
He probably didnt write that part.. i mean technical writers usually do this. Unless you mean he's the technical writer?
Does it sound like they used a technical writer?

I mean, I don't know, but come on.
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(03-09-2011, 10:37 PM)

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Originally Posted by bernardobri:
It wasn't worse than this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU
What in the... GUI Interface visual basic WHAT