[numble]

[benjipwns]

Partner him up with Steven Seagal's cop show. SHOW OF FOREVER.

[Pkaz01]

i've always wondered how the hell do these nba players go to other countries and play. Do the coaches speak english or do they have a translator? There is no way in hell starbury knows chinese.

[Omiee]

Partner him up with Steven Seagal's cop show. SHOW OF FOREVER.

iv always wanted to ask this but i forget every time i guess, how did you get your name tag?

[ryutaro's mama]

That is so fucking dope.

PROTIP: If you end up balling in Turkey or China at the end of your career, you bought a few too many yachts and Ferraris.

[Duki]

iv always wanted to ask this but i forget every time i guess, how did you get your name tag?

its my fav tag

he literally did nothing

didnt even post in the thread it came from

[dream]

I would watch a show about Smush Parker adjusting to life after the Lakers. They could have him meet up with Kobe and shit.

[SamuraiX-]

Where the fuck do you find these pics?

One of these is not like the others.

All but one have hair!

[Blackace]

That is so fucking dope. PROTIP: If you end up balling in Turkey or China at the end of your career, you bought a few too many yachts and Ferraris.

not true in his case.. Starbury was on the edge of his prime.. but was just TOO fucked up to play in the NBA..

[etiolate]

They should have one episode where they secretly replace Starbury's Chinese coach with Larry Brown at halftime.

[Omiee]

its my fav tag he literally did nothing didnt even post in the thread it came from

lol wtf, seriously?
ahahaha what thread was that?

[ryutaro's mama]

iv always wanted to ask this but i forget every time i guess, how did you get your name tag?

Ha, this again.

There was a thread about strippers that I never even posted in. A mod gave me that tag and to this day, I have no idea how I got it. I actually complained to 'Ace about it to no avail.

The End.

True Story.

[Blackace]

Ha, this again. There was a thread about strippers that I never even posted in. A mod gave me that tag and to this day, I have no idea how I got it. I actually complained to 'Ace about it to no avail. The End. True Story.

I thought about changing it for you.. but laughed and went to bed instead..

[Omiee]

Ha, this again. There was a thread about strippers that I never even posted in. A mod gave me that tag and to this day, I have no idea how I got it. I actually complained to 'Ace about it to no avail. The End. True Story.

and the last question in my interview, who the fuck is that in your avatar?

I thought about changing it for you.. but laughed and went to bed instead..

do you know what mod gave it to him and why :P

[SamuraiX-]

They should have one episode where they secretly replace Starbury's Chinese coach with Larry Brown at halftime.

Fucking hell. LOL

[benjipwns]

Is that belt gold or is it the lighting?

[ryutaro's mama]

I thought about changing it for you.. but laughed and went to bed instead..

smh

[Shadow780]

I would watch a show about Smush Parker adjusting to life after the Lakers. They could have him meet up with Kobe and shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7adyWRtWoFM

[Blackace]

They should have one episode where they secretly replace Starbury's Chinese coach with Larry Brown at halftime.

lol..

or Flip

[Omiee]

i would watch a show about lebron's mom and delonte. And how lebron has to adjust to delonte being his new daddy.

And the drama between him his mom and delonte before round 2 of the playoffs.

[masud]

Damming, Zapruder film like evidence.

[ryutaro's mama]

and the last question in my interview, who the fuck is that in your avatar?

It's the title screen for this cancelled game:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQnbGeXlkiw

Now you know it all!

[dream]

Damming, Zapruder film like evidence.

You dislike this video. Thanks for the feedback!

Omiee, why aren't you asking him who ryutaro is?

[Justin Timberlake]

Ha, this again. There was a thread about strippers that I never even posted in. A mod gave me that tag and to this day, I have no idea how I got it. I actually complained to 'Ace about it to no avail. The End. True Story.

Still not as bad as jobber getting his tag because of stuff I was posting. He didn't even do anything!

[Omiee]

It's the title screen for this cancelled game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQnbGeXlkiw Now you know it all!

im suprised i almost guessed it was him, when i posted the question i wanted to edit it and say is that seagal but it sounded weird.

[SamuraiX-]

Damming, Zapruder film like evidence.

Passionate screens, bro.

Still not as bad as jobber getting his tag because of stuff I was posting. He didn't even do anything!

I'm pretty sure jobs was defending TP when that scandal came out.

Wasn't sure if he was being sarcastic or not though. lol

[ryutaro's mama]

Still not as bad as jobber getting his tag because of stuff I was posting. He didn't even do anything!

Ask Forceatowulf how he got his tag.

<snicker>

[Omiee]

Still not as bad as jobber getting his tag because of stuff I was posting. He didn't even do anything!

with all the weird shit you post im suprised you dont have a tag yet.

Ask Forceatowulf how he got his tag. <snicker>

i need to know this

[Blackace]

Still not as bad as jobber getting his tag because of stuff I was posting. He didn't even do anything!

Spurs fans all look the same

[Duki]

Damming, Zapruder film like evidence.

smhhhhh

fuck u stern and home loving refs

incompetent bunch of old blind belligerent grandpas

[ryutaro's mama]

Spurs fans all look the same

But Crimson Blur isn't part of 5pur5-Age!

[aznpxdd]

I need a tag. I've been in NBAGAF too long not have one damnit!

[Justin Timberlake]

But Crimson Blur isn't part of 5pur5-Age!

I'm the don of Spurs age bitch.

[Pkaz01]

So anyone think this playoff schedule is a lil fucked up?

There are some teams in the east playing every other day but san antonio gets two days of break between their games. They don't play until wednesday and then they play again on saturday.

Is that a benefit of getting a high seed? because chicago's schedule isn't exactly the same.

the matchups with only two games this week are the grizz and spurs, and the thunder and mavs.

[numble]

Here's a good recent article about Starbury in China if people are interested:

http://nymag.com/daily/sports/2011/0..._plans_on.html

Marbury stares down his man for a couple seconds, then goes hard to his right. His defender keeps up, but the former NBA All-Star bumps his way into the key, throws up an off-balanced, falling-away, high-arching floater that caroms off the backboard through the hoop with three seconds left on the clock. One defensive stop later, and the Dralions, one of the youngest teams in Asia's premiere basketball league, are celebrating a victory that pushes their record to 4–6. The fans are ecstatic, chanting "Ma Bu Li" — Chinese characters for "Marbury" — and the hero of the night stands center court, soaking in the love. ... It's been a lonely, isolated life for Marbury since he took his talents to China a year ago. He started with a team in Shanxi, a dusty coal-mining town in the country's interior. After a contract dispute, he signed with Foshan (a coastal city about 550 miles north of Shanghai) last December, just days before the 35-game CBA season kicked off. Known for being surrounded by family and friends, Marbury has none of the former and just a couple of the latter in China. When not practicing or playing basketball, he rarely leaves his hotel for two reasons: One, the average citizen of Foshan does not speak English (when he does go out, he's usually accompanied by Cyril White, his manager, who speaks Mandarin); and two, he can't stand the food.

[ryutaro's mama]

I'm the don of Spurs age bitch.

Remember this happening in my absence?

TBC is the worst Spurs fan here.

shut up old man

Mhm...

Better beg for forgiveness...

[ryutaro's mama]

Here's a good recent article about Starbury in China if people are interested:

The stands are almost as empty as a Nets home game on any night.

[Justin Timberlake]

Remember this happening in my absence? Mhm... Better beg for forgiveness...

Yeah? Old man had his time and we thank him for it but hes gone senile. Besides, the champ is here. Can't deny the people their champion.

[Black Mamba]

So anyone think this playoff schedule is a lil fucked up? There are some teams in the east playing every other day but san antonio gets two days of break between their games. They don't play until wednesday and then they play again on saturday. Is that a benefit of getting a high seed? because chicago's schedule isn't exactly the same. the matchups with only two games this week are the grizz and spurs, and the thunder and mavs.

It's about scheduling conflicts. For instance, Lakers play Wednesday mostly because the LA Kings are at Staples on Tuesday.

You gotta work around stuff like concerts, rodeos, circuses, NHL teams. Unless you're Utah Jazz, then every day is open.

[Omiee]

I'm the don of Spurs age bitch.

I thought spurs age dident even like you.

[ryutaro's mama]

Yeah? Old man had his time and we thank him for it but hes gone senile. Besides, the champ is here. Can't deny the people their champion.

He misspelled your name too!

jobber doesn't know who you are!

[Justin Timberlake]

It's about scheduling conflicts. For instance, Lakers play Wednesday mostly because the LA Kings are at Staples on Tuesday. You gotta work around stuff like concerts, rodeos, circuses, NHL teams. Unless you're Utah Jazz, then every day is open.

The Utah Jazz aren't open on Sundays..

[SamuraiX-]

It's been a lonely, isolated life for Marbury since he took his talents to China a year ago.

This meme is really starting to get improperly used now.

Any level-headed journalist should understand that it is only used to troll LeBron nowadays.

[ryutaro's mama]

It's about scheduling conflicts. For instance, Lakers play Wednesday mostly because the LA Kings are at Staples on Tuesday. You gotta work around stuff like concerts, rodeos, circuses, NHL teams. Unless you're Utah Jazz, then every day is open.

Or the Nuggets unless you make to the WCFs and double book the arena with the WWE.

[Omiee]

It's about scheduling conflicts. For instance, Lakers play Wednesday mostly because the LA Kings are at Staples on Tuesday. You gotta work around stuff like concerts, rodeos, circuses, NHL teams. Unless you're Utah Jazz, then every day is open.

They just cant catch a break this year.

[Justin Timberlake]

I thought spurs age dident even like you.

Nah, me and jobber have just not liked each other since the beginning. Old man has had some crazy alpha male complex from the start. I'm tight as thieves with the rest of Spurs-age. Love those guys.

He misspelled your name too!

What I tell you, hes senile. Hes McCain, I'm Obama.

Guess who won?

[etiolate]

I need a tag. I've been in NBAGAF too long not have one damnit!

Have you seen the tags here? Are you sure you want one?

[SamuraiX-]

What I tell you, hes senile. Hes McCain, I'm Obama. Guess who won?

If NBA-GAF is America, then definitely not us.

[Blackace]

Have you seen the tags here? Are you sure you want one?

slanted vagina cures all
and i could use some bathroom training :(

[Justin Timberlake]

Rumble in the Bronx is totally on TNT right now. Fuck yeah.

If NBA-GAF is America, then definitely not us.

Ain't that the damn truth.

(but shit, thats not the angle I was looking for Samurai lol)