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Banned
(04-22-2011, 07:16 AM)
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drunk thread? drunk thread.
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Three vodka tonics in and what the fuck. What's up gaffers
hi jarosh |
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Member
(04-22-2011, 07:17 AM)
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#2
Get a blog, no one is impressed you're drunk and on the internet.
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Trust no one!
Keep your laser handy! (04-22-2011, 07:20 AM)
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Member
(04-22-2011, 07:20 AM)
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#4
Is this you in a few hours?
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(04-22-2011, 07:21 AM)
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Member
(04-22-2011, 07:23 AM)
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#6
Needs a hungover thread.
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Member
(04-22-2011, 07:24 AM)
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#8
Are you still a virgin?
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Member
(04-22-2011, 07:25 AM)
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#9
wtf it's not even friday night yet
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(04-22-2011, 07:26 AM)
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#11
Originally Posted by hteng:
Basiclly not drinking time yet. |
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Member
(04-22-2011, 07:26 AM)
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#12
It's good friday... Been celebrating Real Madrid thrashing of Barça and then the Miami Heat's win. I've been awake for almost 40 hours. I'm going to bed now... My drunk is wearing off and the hangover is creeping in. I'm gonna start drinking a quarter gallon of water, take some vitamins and go to bed.
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Member
(04-22-2011, 07:27 AM)
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#13
[IMG]http://i51.************/2iiaem1.gif[/IMG]
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Member
(04-22-2011, 07:28 AM)
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#14
Originally Posted by UltimaKilo:
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(04-22-2011, 07:31 AM)
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You're drunk after three wodka-tonics?
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Molasses Jones X
(04-22-2011, 07:40 AM)
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#16
Originally Posted by Tence:
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Member
(04-22-2011, 07:42 AM)
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#17
lmao 3 vodka tonics and hes tipsy already.
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Member
(04-22-2011, 07:44 AM)
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#18
Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State
Building. One turns to the other and says: "You know last week I discoveredthat if you jump from the top of this building-by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window." The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar. The 2nd Man says: "What are you a nut? There is no way in hell that could happen." 1st Man: "No it's true let me prove it to you." So he gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens to the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar. The 2nd Man tells him: "You know I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke." 1st Man: "No, I'll prove it again" and again he jumps and hurtles toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it. 2nd Man: "Well what the hell, it works, I'll try it." he jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors... and hits the sidewalk with a 'splat.' Back upstairs the Bartender turns to the other drinker: "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk. |
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Banned
(04-22-2011, 07:45 AM)
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#19
Meh, I'm bored.
Three vodka tonics, couple shots of whiskey, and like...three beers I think? Pretty drunk. Fuck y'all. |
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Banned
(04-22-2011, 07:48 AM)
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#20
Yay, drunk. In fucking Calgary.
Three pints of Keith's. Possibly a Kokanee soon, which I have stashed. (Maybe have hangover tomorrow.) Day 8 of a business trip with my boss. Lots of reasons to be drunk. 8 days of sharing a room with my annoying boss. 8 straight 12 hour days of installing equipment at a plant. The mountains on the horizon are teasing me, but I will never see them up close. Girl at home feeling sorry for herself that I'm away and making me feel bad. Cute girls at bar next to hotel, but I can't do a damn thing. Ugh. |
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Banned
(04-22-2011, 07:49 AM)
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#21
This thread is pointless
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(04-22-2011, 07:50 AM)
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#22
Originally Posted by GrotesqueBeauty:
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Member
(04-22-2011, 07:51 AM)
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#23
Being a lightweight is a good thing. You spend less money on booze.
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Banned
(04-22-2011, 07:59 AM)
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#25
Originally Posted by jeremyxc:
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Member
(04-22-2011, 07:59 AM)
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#26
Originally Posted by Weenerz:
"I'm sooo drunk after throwing down 12 [insert local brewpub garbage no one else on gaf has ever heard of]'s, woooooo." |
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Molasses Jones X
(04-22-2011, 08:01 AM)
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#27
Originally Posted by DeathbyVolcano:
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Banned
(04-22-2011, 08:02 AM)
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#28
sippin on some good wine while I study for midterms. Just preparing myself for life in France.
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Banned
(04-22-2011, 08:04 AM)
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#29
sober people gtfo. no ones wants your holier than thou attitude
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Molasses Jones X
(04-22-2011, 08:05 AM)
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#31
Originally Posted by DeathbyVolcano:
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GAAAAAAAAY
(04-22-2011, 08:10 AM)
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#32
No-- Drunk Thread.
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Banned
(04-22-2011, 08:11 AM)
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#33
Originally Posted by DeathbyVolcano:
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Banned
(04-22-2011, 08:13 AM)
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#34
you guys are all assholes. leave BrandNew alone you pricks. Fuckk of
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Banned
(04-22-2011, 08:14 AM)
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#35
even got my dick wet. so eff off
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Member
(04-22-2011, 08:15 AM)
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#36
I had a j, everyone in here has been one upped
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Banned
(04-22-2011, 08:17 AM)
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#37
Originally Posted by LOZLINK:
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erotic butter maelstrom
(04-22-2011, 08:17 AM)
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#38
kinda drunk, but whatever, I could kick any of your asses it's not even up for debate
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Molasses Jones X
(04-22-2011, 08:18 AM)
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#39
Originally Posted by threenote:
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erotic butter maelstrom
(04-22-2011, 08:20 AM)
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#41
Originally Posted by jakncoke:
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Banned
(04-22-2011, 08:22 AM)
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#43
Originally Posted by GrotesqueBeauty:
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Member
(04-22-2011, 08:22 AM)
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#44
Originally Posted by LOZLINK:
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erotic butter maelstrom
(04-22-2011, 08:23 AM)
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#45
Originally Posted by jakncoke:
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Member
(04-22-2011, 08:23 AM)
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#46
Originally Posted by _Isaac:
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Banned
(04-22-2011, 08:24 AM)
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#47
Originally Posted by _Isaac:
weeed>>>>>alcohol |
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Junior Member
(04-22-2011, 08:25 AM)
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#48
joining the drunk thread
sipping on this now 
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Member
(04-22-2011, 08:26 AM)
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#49
Originally Posted by Snuggler:
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Member
(04-22-2011, 08:27 AM)
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#50
Originally Posted by Snuggler:
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