[Eggman]

[Atramental]

Official emoticon of drunk thread?

[Tribes of Trusty]

Gaf I set a record, I'm Dunk, agAin, and yesterday I already drank a lot.but awell tonight I won a cap and two rings, so it's not stool wasted. Sorry if I do boot make Much sense, it's difFicult enough to say it I'm Mr native language, do in English....

[AcridMeat]

I C ur tumblr

[Kerub]

Hey-o! Slightly drunk due to drinking most probably. Trying to play CoD but I'm doing terrible.

Anybody else drunk?

Gaf I set a record, I'm Dunk, agAin, and yesterday I already drank a lot.but awell tonight I won a cap and two rings, so it's not stool wasted. Sorry if I do boot make Much sense, it's difFicult enough to say it I'm Mr native language, do in English....

Not sure if I get it. You're drunk again and won a cap and two rings?

[Eggman]

white wine..


white wine...



FUCKING WHITE WINE

[Kerub]

white wine.. white wine... FUCKING WHITE WINE

Red red wiiine.

Goes to my head!

[Eggman]

this gif isnpires


http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz...omiho1_500.gif

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[Kerub]

What if I already did that?

Like, where do I go next.

[Atramental]

Oh god. I look like this cat sometimes.

[Tribes of Trusty]

Hey-o! Slightly drunk due to drinking most probably. Trying to play CoD but I'm doing terrible. Anybody else drunk? Not sure if I get it. You're drunk again and won a cap and two rings?

Oh god, it's wonderful how a hour can make a difference drunkness-wise.

So let's recapitulate a little bit, shall we ?


Tonight I was invited by one of my best friends to go out (who happens to be female, but that's not the point) with another one. I must, at this moment, point out that the night before I went out to a college party where I drank quite a lot (and when I say a lot, it's not "springbreak'-a-lot. It's more like "polish-a-lot") and I burnt my hand quite badly.

Whatever, I decided to go out tonight. And there was a guy I knew that that was celebrating his birthday, so why not ?

Then I counted how many drinks I had tonight : one Leffe Ruby (belgian red beer, quite good I must say), 3 glasses of white vine (that was quite refreshing), 2 glasses of low-quality vodka with some orange juice, another 50 cl of red beer (Kasteel Rouge, another quite good beer), a glass of Pastis) and 6 (yes, six) glasses of Jager-bomb.

So I was quite understandably tipsy. But that night at my favourite bar was the Desperados night (tequila-flavoured beer), and there were two (hot) chicks that were giving out some goodies. So I won a sick cap (seriously, this headgear is so awesome I'll wear it regularly from now on) and two rings that flash and light.


Finally, what can I say ?
I'm happy my burnt hand doesn't hurt anymore.
I'm always happy to hang out with my friends.
I'm always happy to get free shit (seriously the cap is awesome).
I still have blue balls from thursday night (I must be wrong in the head, to not fuck a nearly-collapsed-drunk-girl, right ? What do you say GAF ? Discuss).

I'm going to bed tonight. Bless you all.

EDIT : Oh and yeah I was typing from my cellphone. That explains all the typos from my previous post.
Dr Eggman : Come to France someday. We have quite good white wine (and Chaaaaampagne).

[Kerub]

You..uh..drank 6 jägerbombs + lots of other drinks?

Is your liver made of steel?

[Tribes of Trusty]

You..uh..drank 6 jägerbombs + lots of other drinks? Is your liver made of steel?

Well to be fair I've been training for three years, so I can hold my liquor. I now need quite a lot of booze want to pass out.

[Eggman]

[Acid08]

Oh god, it's wonderful how a hour can make a difference drunkness-wise. So let's recapitulate a little bit, shall we ? Tonight I was invited by one of my best friends to go out (who happens to be female, but that's not the point) with another one. I must, at this moment, point out that the night before I went out to a college party where I drank quite a lot (and when I say a lot, it's not "springbreak'-a-lot. It's more like "polish-a-lot") and I burnt my hand quite badly. Whatever, I decided to go out tonight. And there was a guy I knew that that was celebrating his birthday, so why not ? Then I counted how many drinks I had tonight : one Leffe Ruby (belgian red beer, quite good I must say), 3 glasses of white vine (that was quite refreshing), 2 glasses of low-quality vodka with some orange juice, another 50 cl of red beer (Kasteel Rouge, another quite good beer), a glass of Pastis) and 6 (yes, six) glasses of Jager-bomb. So I was quite understandably tipsy. But that night at my favourite bar was the Desperados night (tequila-flavoured beer), and there were two (hot) chicks that were giving out some goodies. So I won a sick cap (seriously, this headgear is so awesome I'll wear it regularly from now on) and two rings that flash and light. Finally, what can I say ? I'm happy my burnt hand doesn't hurt anymore. I'm always happy to hang out with my friends. I'm always happy to get free shit (seriously the cap is awesome). I still have blue balls from thursday night (I must be wrong in the head, to not fuck a nearly-collapsed-drunk-girl, right ? What do you say GAF ? Discuss). I'm going to bed tonight. Bless you all. EDIT : Oh and yeah I was typing from my cellphone. That explains all the typos from my previous post. Dr Eggman : Come to France someday. We have quite good white wine (and Chaaaaampagne).

Getting drunk in France, damn. Sounds so legit.

idk what to say about the drunk girl, if you were equally drunk then decisions have to be made.

[Tribes of Trusty]

Getting drunk in France, damn. Sounds so legit. idk what to say about the drunk girl, if you were equally drunk then decisions have to be made.

No we weren't equally drunk. We may have drunk the same amount, but I was still Conscious enough to decide what to do whereas she was on the verge of passing out. Whatever thing I'd go that night I'd feel like I was abusing her.


That doesn't mean I didn't had blue balls though

[Kerub]

I knew a man Bojangles, and he'd dance for you.

[Acid08]

No we weren't equally drunk. We may have drunk the same amount, but I was still Conscious enough to decide what to do whereas she was on the verge of passing out. Whatever thing I'd go that night I'd feel like I was abusing her. That doesn't mean I didn't had blue balls though

Ya did good my man.

[PhoReal]

I've got a boiler maker here...encourage me, please!

[Kerub]

Beer with a whiskey shot?

I would advice you to consume it.

[PhoReal]

Beer with a whiskey shot? I would advice you to consume it.

You give me wings, sir!

...done

Edit: Ohhhhhhhhh, man. I almost didn't make it. I got that nice salty, burpy feeling after that. Glad that passed.

[Kerub]

Fuck I want chicken wings now.

[Get'sMad]

welp it's been awhile

but here I am

drunk

[Zeppu]

so drunk.


but f1.

[Snuggler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XID2...eature=related

[Hawkian]

hmmmm

[AcridMeat]

so drunk. but f1.

SO GOOD

[Timedog]

god i want to surgically add a german shepherds tongue onto the end of my tongue and eat a pregnant woman's hot pussy using it.

It's literally all I can think about.

[cnizzle06]

Wat.

P.S. I'm drunk

[SteveWinwood]

I feel like Snuggler would like this: http://youtu.be/So7sQUC-8fA

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Pyramid beer pong is insane. >_>

[Kentpaul]

I'm going to defile my liver today man!

with beer

[jaxword]

god i want to surgically add a german shepherds tongue onto the end of my tongue and eat a pregnant woman's hot pussy using it. It's literally all I can think about.

Ah, a fellow CNN watcher.

[Kentpaul]

Don't you guys just love coming across a song and really loving it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRYvuS9OxdA

into my vains. FUCKING CHOON FOLKS

[Zeppu]

15:40 and I'm up. Bacon time? Bacon time.

[Kentpaul]

15:40 and I'm up. Bacon time? Bacon time.

its bacon time all the time dude!

bacon > pork chops.

Pork chops are a failmans steak.

[FGMPR]

Hello bitches.

I'm drunk and need drunken company.

So come at me, bro's...

[FGMPR]

its bacon time all the time dude! bacon > pork chops. Pork chops are a failmans steak.

I agree. Pork chops are shit. I don't understand why pigs fail so hard with their chops when Bacon goes with almost everything (for an obese man, like myself).

[Atramental]

Yeah, pork chops are pretty lame.

If all that came from pigs was just pork chops and not bacon I would consider the pig to be a sub par food source.

[balddemon]

yo chops are gfood

btw toe nados are coming at me bros
adios

[Kentpaul]

Getting drunk on beer is the longest affair known to a gentleman!

Fucking having to change my ways to keep getting DRUNK ftl

I miss buckfast. Shit was a 15% wine packed with caffine that got a man wasted in 20 to 30 minutes.

Fuck it all!

budwiser ftw.

[Anteater]

I mixed my own bloody mary

but I don't know how bloody mary is suppose to taste like, but whatever.

[Hawkian]

Saturday magic. Deciding whether to start early and stick around Sunrise for the day or hold off and head downtown later on.

[Kentpaul]

CLUBBING TONGIHT

LOANING CASH

WILL BE 100 IN DEBT TOMMORUGHT

WORTH IT? YES. YOUTH ONLY COMES ONCE.

[ZeroRay]

YOUTH IS AN ETERNAL STATE OF MIND!

I don't care if it's not socially acceptable to be drunk in the afternoon. I break all the rules 'cause I'm a rebel.

[Hawkian]

YOUTH IS AN ETERNAL STATE OF MIND! I don't care if it's not socially acceptable to be drunk in the afternoon. I break all the rules 'cause I'm a rebel.

And I know you're in my time zone.

[Eggman]

#yolo

[ZeroRay]

And I know you're in my time zone.

Too bad if GAF had the choice, they'd probably nuke our state. :(

HMU if you wanna get (more) drunk and holla at chicks.

[Anteater]

#yolo

Louis CK looks a bit different but I can't quite put my finger on it

[Hawkian]

Nah, that's him.