[balddemon]

Haha. Yup. A hated one.

we could get into why but i'm sure you already know
i dont hate you tho
drunk thread bros

[tc farks]

we could get into why but i'm sure you already know i dont hate you tho drunk thread bros

lol. Drunk thread is much better. I like it here.

[Jtwo]

I have a tortilla casserole in the oven.

[cdyhybrid]

Ever had a night go fucking perfectly? Not even anything crazy, but just content with everything. Fuck yes.

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

I'm hammered.


Drunkgaf , it took me 5 minutes to type tjik post


EDIT: I had a pretty awesome night too.

[Eggman]

I was so high yesterday, and I still kinda am after a 12 hour nap.

[Eggman]

I wonderr how my moms pussy tastes like

[Cindres]

Awesome day of sport. Took down a 4 pack of Foster's during the CL final, time for a couple of Henry Weston's.

[Tashbrooke]

I was so high yesterday, and I still kinda am after a 12 hour nap.

Still debating whether or not i should whack out a spliff...lil drunk, could send me spinning..

[Wool]

I wonderr how my moms pussy tastes like

Does she eat a lot of asparagus?

[Eggman]

NVM THIS POST

[Copernicus]

Jesus christ Eggman, wtf?

[Eggman]

Im sorry, i shldnt have said that.

[Copernicus]

Im sorry, i shldnt have said that.

Just make sure you leave the browser window open.

[Eggman]

OK im sorry copernicus, i beg u copernicus, please dont tell anyone i beg ui please i beg u please please please,!! pleasecopernicus please!!!!!!!! D':<

[Copernicus]

Too late, I sent her a telegram.

[Eggman]

FUUUUCK


NOOOO



GOOODDDAMMMITTTTT FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Wool]

NVM THIS POST

Was it about the asparagus? You better PM me.

[Jtwo]

I know I've said it before and its not the best, but goddammit. In terms of sheer power when you let youself go with it nothing tops The Lisbon Maru/Olympians by Fuck Buttons.

Find a way to listen with gapless playback.

The Lisbon Maru/Olympians.


Also dudes check this Philly Cheesesteak I just made and ate.

It was rl good.

[tc farks]

I really want to eat that

[AcridMeat]

That looks awesome Jtwo, by the way come to Japan town in SF Monday.

[Jtwo]

I'm starting to really trip out about trees in general.
There so big.

[Acid08]

I'm starting to really trip out about trees in general. There so big.

Redwoods, man.

[Jtwo]

HAVE YOU SEEN THAT DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THAT GUY WHO LIVES AT THE TOP OF REDWOODS. MAN.

[ZeroRay]

I talk about myself too much.

I should start asking people about themselves more. They like that, right?

[jaxword]

[Atramental]

Goddamnit. I'm still a virgin.

I need to take my anti-virginity medicine.

[balddemon]

Goddamnit. I'm still a virgin. I need to take my anti-virginity medicine.

u stress way too much about that

[ATF487]

u stress way too much about that

this man speaks the truth

it's not a big deal unless you make it a big deal

[Eggman]

Atra you wanna fuck me and finallly lose your virginity?

[perfectchaos007]

I'm still a virgin, but I had mormon sex for the first time last weekend. This girl and I were both drunk ( her more so ) and we started making out, then she started humping me while she still had her underwear on and i had my shorts on. She got really loud with her groans so I had to stop her because my friend was sleeping 3 feet from me and I didn't want her to wake up to see me and her going at it in her appartment with her right there. Anyways, it was fun, but the next day I had blue balls for 4 hours. Felt bad man.

anyways tonight, I'm posting in this thread because i am still drunk but I got a girls number tonight! after she gave it to me the convo went like this:

Me: So how do you spell your name?
Her: Carly, like Carly Rae Jepsen
Me: Oh okay, well, I guess I'll call you maybe

I'm so hilarious...

[Xun]

Goddamnit. I'm still a virgin. I need to take my anti-virginity medicine. u stress way too much about that this man speaks the truth it's not a big deal unless you make it a big deal

Indeed.

I know how it feels Atra, but it shouldn't really be regarded as a goal.

What I've realised is the more you think about it, the less likely it is to happen. I noticed on the summer goals thread it was one of your goals, but it shouldn't be in my opinion.

[Atramental]

Indeed. I know how it feels Atra, but it shouldn't really be regarded as a goal. What I've realised is the more you think about it, the less likely it is to happen. I noticed on the summer goals thread it was one of your goals, but it shouldn't be in my opinion.

this man speaks the truth it's not a big deal unless you make it a big deal

u stress way too much about that

You're right guys.

I guess I'm starting to regret that $150 dollar challenge I made. Haha...

[Snuggler]

When do I get paid again?

[Atramental]

When do I get paid again?

January 1st of 2013 if I don't get laid at all during 2012. (Or at least that's when I send out the money via the mail or paypal)

And I didn't get that super awesome marketing job so I'm gonna have to get that $150 from my personal savings. Ergh..

[Snuggler]

Could I get an advance on that?

[Atramental]

No. :|

edit: btw, here's an update on the top ten. Looks like Eggman took SteveWinwood's #10 spot.

[Kentpaul]

I was at a underage party on friday lol and im sure one of the little dickheads put free base cocaine in one of the joints lol I got this mad stim rush and everything turned vibrent in the house. It was a short lived buzz so that's why I'm sure it wasn't just weed In the joint. Il never know but il be sure to watch who Evers rolling the joints in the future. I was also extremy baked and drunk but I know "stim vision" when it's going on.

[blame space]

wait atramental is giving me money?

does anyone have this in a larger size

[Atramental]

wait atramental is giving me money?

Here's the original post about this challenge.

Haha... just had an idea which is a challenge for myself. If I don't get laid before the end of this year (2012) I'll mail $15 to the top ten posters of this thread who are: -not me. lol -& are not perma-banned. So that means blame space and coldvein are included because they have temporary bans. Here's the people in the lead so far: If you live outside of the US I'll handle the shipping costs ...or maybe I should just get myself a paypal account. ...which I'm totally ignorant about. But I've got a whole entire year to figure this out. So this is just the basics so far.

[Kentpaul]

wait atramental is giving me money? does anyone have this in a larger size

Oh
Man id stick my Penis in her ass and blow
My load within seconds. It would be the best 2 seconds of her life man

[Atramental]

does anyone have this in a larger size

LINK

[blame space]

yessssss

holy shit google reverse image search is like tineye but it actually works

[Atramental]

Google's reverse image search is such a useful tool. Way better than tinyeye.

[Eggman]

[Atramental]

[balddemon]

dude, he looks like a goddamn chipmunk

[Atramental]

That face cracks me up every time.

[balddemon]

oh did i tell you guys my parents are kicking me out?

[Copernicus]

Drunk on the train yay.