Grisby
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#351

I still love this thread.
RedSwirl
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#352

I've just now realized that every pair in the entire series is a male/female pair.
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Originally Posted by RedSwirl: View Post
I've just now realized that every pair in the entire series is a male/female pair.
Well, Steve looked like a girl, I'll give you that.
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#354

I really expected G-Type in the OP.

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#355

Hey, this thread's back.



Hai Jill, who's your new friend lol? Better help her, Chris.



Oh noes where did your clothes go these games are crazy.
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#356

The overuse of the word partner in Resident Evil 5 makes sense now.
zoukka
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#357

Mm I agree, it's time we get some sex in games. It's not a kids hobby only anymore.
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#358

Lets keep it that way. I want the tension to build and build until someone can't take it anymore and fucks a licker.
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#359

all that needs to be said.

though this kinda fanart is ok, never deviantart search Chris or Jill lol.
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#360

Entered thread for Rachael p0rnz, left disappointed.
SpacePirate Ridley
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#361

Now someone will have to add Jessica and Parker to the OP
poor parker :(

Originally Posted by Neiteio: View Post
Entered thread for Rachael p0rnz, left disappointed.
Yep, and also Jessica.
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#362

I think wesker did have his way with brainwashed Jill. Her bodysuit was torn 'down there'. You can see it in her figurine.
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Originally Posted by Mister Wilhelm: View Post
It's almost like Capcom purposely goes out of their way to turn every single main character in this franchise into some asexual weirdo.
That makes no sense. You even reckon in the title of your thread that the series is rife with sexual tension, yet you're suggesting the characters are asexual? In any case, since we're obviously geeking out on a series that has some of the worst dialogue in the history of gaming...

In real-world terms, it's easy to imagine none of these characters ever "fucking." For one, most of them are engaged with one another in professional and/or political situations, or they're about to get their fucking heads ripped off by monsters. I'm thinking that, in spite of lustful sensations that may come over these characters, circumstances might not arise that allow for them to run off to the tool shed for a quickie. Don't know about you, but I've worked with many women I've found sexually attractive and never boned. It's called living in the real world according to real-life customs. Sure, RE is a game world, but given what Capcom seem to be going for with this series, it's perfectly plausible.

All that being said, I still appreciate your frustration. You want to see the wet, pulsating glands of your favorite gaming characters mingling with one another. Who doesn't...
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Originally Posted by Neiteio: View Post
Entered thread for Rachael p0rnz, left disappointed.
Just for you, buddy.



Neiteio
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Originally Posted by nckillthegrimace: View Post
Just for you, buddy.



That's more like it!

Any of Jessica in her Terragrigia outfit to satiate my women-in-officer's-uniforms-with-grey-tights-and-cool-hats fetish?

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Originally Posted by Neiteio: View Post
That's more like it!

Any of Jessica in her Terragrigia outfit to satiate my women-in-officer's-uniforms-with-grey-tights-and-cool-hats fetish?
Only one I could find:
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Originally Posted by nckillthegrimace: View Post
Only one I could find:
Oh man, that art's bad ass. Too bad someone put font on it. :-\

Jessica seemed like such a fluff character at first, but then something happens... and at the end, something else... Now I love her!
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Originally Posted by Neiteio: View Post
That's more like it!

Any of Jessica in her Terragrigia outfit to satiate my women-in-officer's-uniforms-with-grey-tights-and-cool-hats fetish?

Now we only need Jessica and we are set!
-COOLIO-
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#370

resident evil/beautiful people killing zombies

i want a butt ugly, chubby, protagonist.

an unfit main char would actually heighten the sense of fear
Clay Davis
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Originally Posted by Razgriz-Specter: View Post
that's the suit. anyone who still has re5 can check it out if they want. buy the figurine of her in the same bodysuit and you'll see it. fully modeled too.
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Originally Posted by -COOLIO-: View Post
resident evil/beautiful people killing zombies

i want a butt ugly, chubby, protagonist.

an unfit main char would actually heighten the sense of fear
Parker from Revelations is a hideous fat man, but it doesn't affect how he plays at all.
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Originally Posted by GeekyDad: View Post
That makes no sense. You even reckon in the title of your thread that the series is rife with sexual tension, yet you're suggesting the characters are asexual? In any case, since we're obviously geeking out on a series that has some of the worst dialogue in the history of gaming...

In real-world terms, it's easy to imagine none of these characters ever "fucking." For one, most of them are engaged with one another in professional and/or political situations, or they're about to get their fucking heads ripped off by monsters. I'm thinking that, in spite of lustful sensations that may come over these characters, circumstances might not arise that allow for them to run off to the tool shed for a quickie. Don't know about you, but I've worked with many women I've found sexually attractive and never boned. It's called living in the real world according to real-life customs. Sure, RE is a game world, but given what Capcom seem to be going for with this series, it's perfectly plausible.

All that being said, I still appreciate your frustration. You want to see the wet, pulsating glands of your favorite gaming characters mingling with one another. Who doesn't...
According to Hollywood, when two people of opposite sex are put through life-threatening situations they will want to fuck each other, no matter what. Hollywood is always right.
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Originally Posted by -COOLIO-: View Post
resident evil/beautiful people killing zombies

i want a butt ugly, chubby, protagonist.

an unfit main char would actually heighten the sense of fear
If thats your thing

Neiteio
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#375

Parker's attractive in a Russell Crowe sort of way. And Barry's man-licious.

I want a Revelations 2 with Barry/Claire team-up, make it so Capcom.
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#376

Oh my, is it time for me to post more images?



Time to look back through my folder and see if I have anything worth sharing from last time.
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Originally Posted by Typographenia: View Post
Oh my, is it time for me to post more images?



Time to look back through my folder and see if I have anything worth sharing from last time.
Cute
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Originally Posted by M3d10n: View Post
According to science, when two people of opposite sex are put through life-threatening situations they will want to fuck each other, no matter what. Science is always right.
Fixed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misattribution_of_arousal
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#379

Jill looks incredible in a wetsuit. But not in a fanservice-y way, which is remarkable. Tasty but tasteful.
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#380

This video is disturbing.

It's an horror game anyway, who cares if the characters are fisting each other or not. XD
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#381

Those Jill and Rachael pics .....
Fantastical
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#382

Leon and Chris need to finally get together in President Evil.
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#383

what is going on in here


is this the RE fanart thread
Originally Posted by Fantastical: View Post
Leon and Chris need to finally get together in President Evil.
it was meant to be

i can see ashley cockblocking though
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Quote:




And, to stick with the thread title... SEXUAL TENSION!
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edit: fixed for size
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Originally Posted by Draft: View Post
Anyone that thinks the sexual tension in resident evil is unresolved obviously hasn't read any of the official comics.
I've read them all. I just want to forget about them.

Originally Posted by RedSwirl: View Post
I've just now realized that every pair in the entire series is a male/female pair.
Well, Claire's "partner" in RE2 was Sherry >_>
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Originally Posted by biosnake20: View Post
You know you want this.


Quote:



Vorg
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Wesker turning down Excella and then turning her into a monster like an idiot in RE5 is a perfect example of this.
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Lol this thread got bumped after Revelations. I thought somebody would post about

Jessica throwing herself at Chris and he brushing it off. She's all annoyed about Chris not getting it and Parker laughs: "Seems to me he's allready made a choice" as he sees him and Jill walking away.
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Originally Posted by Neiteio: View Post
Jill looks incredible in a wetsuit. But not in a fanservice-y way, which is remarkable. Tasty but tasteful.
I agree, its her most appropriate outfit in the series but its good looking and not over the top(Jessica's)
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Originally Posted by Vorg: View Post
Wesker turning down Excella and then turning her into a monster like an idiot in RE5 is a perfect example of this.
What should he have done?
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Originally Posted by Sadist: View Post
Jessica throwing herself at Chris and he brushing it off. She's all annoyed about Chris not getting it and Parker laughs: "Seems to me he's allready made a choice" as he sees him and Jill walking away.
I must play Revelations and see this for myself, now.
I NEED CLOSURE!
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Originally Posted by Typographenia: View Post
I must play Revelations and see this for myself, now.
I NEED CLOSURE!
Well, the walk off as a duo out to investigate again :P
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Well, the walk off as a duo out to investigate again :P
Shh, I have to keep giving myself reasons to buy a 3DS or I'll never get around to buying one and playing my copy of Ocarina of Time.
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Originally Posted by Typographenia: View Post
I must play Revelations and see this for myself, now.
I NEED CLOSURE!
yep the game has a few good ChrisXJill shipper moments
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Originally Posted by Willkiller: View Post
This thread is almost a year old. What the hell were you searching for to revive it?!
I think someone linked to it and I didn't realize how old it was. Oh well.
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so this is like, an creepy Biohazard/RE erotic art dump?
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The thread that keeps on giving.
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Originally Posted by _dementia: View Post
so this is like, an creepy Biohazard/RE erotic art dump?
The creepy stuff hasn't even been posted yet, because it would get us all banned. ALL OF US.

So, instead, here is a picture of Chris drawing a banana.
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Originally Posted by _dementia: View Post
so this is like, an creepy Biohazard/RE erotic art dump?
or as I call it, basic Resident Evil fanart.