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The Dark Knight Rises Thread of "There's Gotta Be A SPOILER-FREE Batman Thread" #1

This will be our safe haven from the corrupt and criminal amongst GAF!

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#2

NO MORE SPOILERS!
thetrin
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SPOILERS ARE WORSE THAN EVER!
raphier
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#4

Spoilers the size of a tangerine!
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#5

It won't last. Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Solo
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Originally Posted by layzie1989:
It won't last.
It will if the mods enforce a spoilers = ban policy.

MOUNT THE SPOILER CURB
ryutaro's mama
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(08-05-2011, 09:44 PM)

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#7

All the exciting stuff coming out about the movie deals in spoilers.

What will you talk about here?

I don't get it.
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Anyone who posts spoilers will have giant tangerines thrown at them.
overcast
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#9

What is that a (spoiler) bazooka?
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Originally Posted by ryutaro's mama:
All the exciting stuff coming out about the movie deals in spoilers.

What will you talk about here?

I don't get it.
Officially released shit. The teaser. The production stills. In the future, more production stills/trailer. Mostly, speculation. Basically what the other thread was before it was littered in black bars. There shouldn't be any black bars in here.

And Batman quotes. Lots of Batman quotes.
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This is actually a Prestige 2 Hype Thread, and we all fell for it.
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The one who hates TDK makes the TDKR thread. What madness is this.
Veidt
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(08-05-2011, 09:46 PM)
#13

Originally Posted by ryutaro's mama:
All the exciting stuff coming out about the movie deals in spoilers.

What will you talk about here?

I don't get it.
A spoiler reading man is a man lost in the scramble for his own gratification.
ryutaro's mama
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Originally Posted by Solo:
Officially released shit. The teaser. The production stills. Mostly, speculation.

And Batman quotes.
Ok...released stuff you say.

Isn't that picture of Anne Hathaway a double spoiler then?

It revealed her

a) in the costume

b) on the Batpod
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Originally Posted by Crewnh:
The one who hates TDK makes the TDKR thread. What madness is this.
Y'see, I'm not a troll. I'm just ahead of the curve.
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#16

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Is..is that a dark knight quote? I can never tell
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#17

Anne Hathaway is totally a "beached whale". Am I right guys?
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Originally Posted by ryutaro's mama:
Ok...released stuff you say.

Isn't that picture of Anne Hathaway a double spoiler then?

It revealed her

a) in the costume

b) on the Batpod
It was an officially released shot by WB. And then someone decided to spoil a bunch of other shit out of the blue.
Veidt
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(08-05-2011, 09:50 PM)
#19

Originally Posted by Solo:
Y'see, I'm not a troll. I'm just ahead of the curve.
*joker laugh*
And that's the point.
You have to choose between of the thread of the creator of the original TDKR thread, or the one made by his blushing bride to beeee!
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Originally Posted by Solo:
It was an officially released shot by WB. And then someone decided to spoil a bunch of other shit out of the blue.
You already read that Batman sacrifices himself to save the city of Zion?
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I speculate that everything that I've seen leaked in the other thread...uh, wont happen?
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#22

BA'MAN! N'YEEEEH!

Solo's the troll DKR deserves.
ryutaro's mama
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(08-05-2011, 09:51 PM)

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So does this mean the other thread becomes a full on spoiler thread?

Title change imminent?
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Originally Posted by ryutaro's mama:
Ok...released stuff you say.

Isn't that picture of Anne Hathaway a double spoiler then?

It revealed her

a) in the costume

b) on the Batpod
What is and isn't a spoiler is wishy-washy stuff.
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#25

Originally Posted by Crewnh:
The one who hates TDK makes the TDKR thread. What madness is this.
I'm totally making the next James Bond official thread.

In 2020 or so.

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Originally Posted by Lionel Mandrake:
LOL
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Originally Posted by ryutaro's mama:
So does this mean the other thread becomes a full on spoiler thread?

Title change imminent?
Some men just want to watch the world hit F5.
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#28

Originally Posted by Solo:
Y'see, I'm not a troll. I'm just ahead of the curve.
This forum deserves a better class of troll.
Grover Cleveland
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#29

I'm calling it now.

Nothing in that other thread will actually end up in the movie.

Nolan don't play no shit. Nolan ain't never been about dat, never, never been about playing no shit.
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#30

Originally Posted by Lionel Mandrake:
BA'MAN! N'YEEEEH!

Solo's the troll DKR deserves.
See Solo, your OP Was good, his was better.

The difference? Showmanship!
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#31

Originally Posted by Forever:
I'm totally making the next James Bond official thread.

In 2020 or so.

I'm going to be making the Bond 23 OT. Make sure it's the shittiest OT of all time.
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#32

Originally Posted by Grover Cleveland:
I'm calling it now.

Nothing in that other thread will actually end up in the movie.

Nolan don't play no shit. Nolan ain't never been about dat, never, never been about playing no shit.
Yes, he really spent all that money and effort and man hours on a huge distraction.

Originally Posted by 3N16MA:
I'm going to be making the Bond 23 OT. Make sure it's the shittiest OT of all time.
Be sure to include some snide image in the OP with criticism of the franchise that doesn't really make sense.

If you don't die of old age first.
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#33

Originally Posted by Lionel Mandrake:
BA'MAN! N'YEEEEH!

Solo's the troll DKR deserves.
Oh wow, that is hilarious.
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#34

I heard Batman does a sick ollie
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#35

Originally Posted by Forever:
I'm totally making the next James Bond official thread.

In 2020 or so.
Guys, it's cool cause like, he's like, the opposite of the traditional James Bond. Y'know?

It's genius.
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#36

Originally Posted by Grover Cleveland:
I'm calling it now.

Nothing in that other thread will actually end up in the movie.

Nolan don't play no shit. Nolan ain't never been about dat, never, never been about playing no shit.
I think he is playing some shit right now man.
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Originally Posted by Lionel Mandrake:
BA'MAN! N'YEEEEH!

Solo's the troll DKR deserves.
This made me laugh out loud. I can't believe I never noticed this before.
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#38

The official shit:

Bane:

Selina:

Teaser:
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/w...rkknightrises/
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#39

Originally Posted by cnizzle06:
Guys, it's cool cause like, he's like, the opposite of the traditional James Bond. Y'know?

It's genius.
I've been thinking about this for a while and since we're talking about this I am finally proud to say it.

Brosnan shouldn't have been kicked off Bond.
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Originally Posted by Forever:
Be sure to include some snide image in the OP with criticism of the franchise that doesn't really make sense.

If you don't die of old age first.
The "23" stands for "2023."
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#41

This thread has my axe!
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#42

Originally Posted by Solo:
The official shit:

Bane:

Selina:

Teaser:
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/w...rkknightrises/
I'm not a fan of either look; though, Bane looks much better in full costume.
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Originally Posted by Forever:
Be sure to include some snide image in the OP with criticism of the franchise that doesn't really make sense.
Lets wind the clock back 4 years...... http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=155364
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#44

The OT for TDKR is gonna be fucking epic . Can't wait for the movie and thread.
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Thanks for the thread Solo.

Is she wearing high heels while riding a bike? And no helmet? Jesus, woman.
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#46

I can get behind this thread!
WJD
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#47

Batman dies.
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#48

Originally Posted by Solo:
Selina:
I hadn't seen this pic yet, so technically it was a spoiler. plz ban yourself in the next 10 minutes or I will start crying like a little baby.
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#49

So the other thread(s) are going to be full of spoilers now?

Meaning is this the only place for me?
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Originally Posted by WJD:
Batman dies.
Datman Bies