[Petrie]

My last job was at a bar that encouraged us to add customers, and everyone else we could in order to drum up more business. Now that I've left, I'd like to get rid of all those unwanted people, without going through the lengthy removal process FB has by default. Is there some service or something that will allow me to do so more efficiently? Thank you!

[I Push Fat Kids]

Put them in your enemies circle.

[DMczaf]

[Plywood]

Don't feed them pizza.

THERE I SAID IT.

I THREW THAT JOKE INTO THE GROUND

[dudeworld]

easiest way I can think of is by going to the facebook homepage, clicking "Friends" on the left side and then clicking "Manage friend list" (top, middle-right)

there will be an X beside all your friends and you can delete them like that. It beats going to each individual profile and clicking "Unfriend"

[Agnostic]

Deactivate your account and create a new one.

[CJUNDERGROUND]

Stealth bragging thread?

[Petrie]

Stealth bragging thread?

Bragging about leaving my job and having fake friends?

Deactivate your account and create a new one.

Considering this but tracking down all my actual friends again would be a pain too.

[Copernicus]

Right click the circle and hit "delete circle".

Simple.

[JDSN]

Whats with people only making facebook threads about this? We get it, you are a stone cold strong silent type.

[Buckethead]

It's easier on iPhone, FYI.

[Brettison]

easiest way I can think of is by going to the facebook homepage, clicking "Friends" on the left side and then clicking "Manage friend list" (top, middle-right) there will be an X beside all your friends and you can delete them like that. It beats going to each individual profile and clicking "Unfriend"

Best way I can think of as well without getting a new account.

[xbhaskarx]

Stealth bragging thread?

You don't know any bartenders, do you?

[Complex Shadow]

feed them pizza.

this.

[Plywood]

this.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID

I'M AN ADULT

[rexor0717]

I lol'd.

[Secks4Food]

THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID I'M AN ADULT

dealwithit.gif

I mean I THREW THE REST OF THE GAF MEMES TOO

WELCOME TO REAL WORLD JACKASS

[SRG01]

My last job was at a bar that encouraged us to add customers, and everyone else we could in order to drum up more business. Now that I've left, I'd like to get rid of all those unwanted people, without going through the lengthy removal process FB has by default. Is there some service or something that will allow me to do so more efficiently? Thank you!

In short, no. Facebook deliberately makes it difficult because they want you to have more friends.

The easier way is to create a new friend list, and to block all of your existing content from them.

[-COOLIO-]

i also lold

[Aselith]

this.

[snack]

It's easier on iPhone, FYI.

Are you implying that OP should get the iPhone aka the bestphone?

[Plywood]

dealwithit.gif I mean I THREW THE REST OF THE GAF MEMES TOO WELCOME TO REAL WORLD JACKASS

I AIN'T GONNA BE A PART OF THIS SYSTEM
PUMP THAT PIZZA IN ANOTHER MAN'S VEINS

[Wario64]

I wish I had Facebook friends...

[Kapura]

deactivate account?

googleplus?

[CPS2]

I had my friends sorted into groups, and recently deleted around 30 at once without too much hassle. Feels good man. If they weren't already sorted tho, idk if there's a fast way. Sounds like it's easier with google plus.

[vareon]

I reckon he didn't have many friends in the first place.