[botty]

This Robyn?

[Marius_]

Speaking of the Goat, tonight:



Gaga, last year:



They all want to be like the Queen

This Robyn?

I am SCREAMING

[SecretMoblin]

I am SCREAMING

So you finally started listening to Rihanna, I take it?

[Beysus]

What's with all the Rihanna hate



As much as I dislike how she releases a new album each week, I still can't wait for her next album to drop. I'm sure the next album will be better than TTT mess.

[Koodo]

Despite engaging in desperate tactics to break the VEVO record...


Repeat link, LOL.


... Rihanus already got her wig SMASHED by the Bieber's latest.

VEVO: Final count coming in a couple of days, but it'll well over 5 Million. #BoyfriendBrokeTheRecord. Already. @JustinBieber swag.


Paralleling her struggling career, BATTLESHIP has all but evaporated out of the world's consciousness with the arrival of the AVENGERS (the doomed battle ship had already gotten its wig snatched by the actual iconic and acclaimed shipwreck movie TITANIC 3D prior to the superhero KNOCKOUT).

A mess across multiple mediums.

[Beysus]

Not watching Battleshit. The movie looks like a total mess. Sorry Rih.

[botty]

Not watching Battleshit. The movie looks like a total mess. Sorry Rih.

I expect her acting to be a...



disaster.

[Icicle]

Wow, I leave GAF for a day and come back to another Xtina stan! Between Botty, myself, Kyon, Vect (I think), and Xtina Stan High Priestess Cynosure, we've got us a little Xtina posse growin' all up in herre...

When a Golden opportunity like this presents itself, I think you are pretty much obligated to make this happen.

Our enemy is down! We must strike!

[Koodo]

To FEBREZE the stench of failure that has permeated the last couple of pages, now is the perfect time to announce ADELE turns 24 today!

Another year of life, another year of misery for your faves. Let's recap:

• Over 21 million copies sold of 21
• Three #1 singles, including the most successful single of 2011 and the highest selling digital single in history Rolling In The Deep
• A smashing fourth single without a second of promotion
• Imminent diamond certification in the US for 21
• Record amount of Grammys won in a night for a female, without daddy's help
• Et cetera, your faves were slain

ADELE has stated her next album will likely arrive in 2 years. HOWEVER, she will have a new song out by year's end. Rumor Has It this will be the theme for 007: Skyfall, which is looking like an immaculate movie that will be made all the more perfect by the musical addition of ADELE. Misery will continue raining down on your faves for the remainder of the year.

[botty]

effortless domination.

[Beysus]

Yes, can't hate on Adele.

Can't wait for her new album. I still listen to 21 from time to time.

Her debut album is amazing too. Daydreamer <3

[SecretMoblin]

work it gurl

[DMeisterJ]

To FEBREZE the stench of failure that has permeated the last couple of pages, now is the perfect time to announce ADELE turns 24 today! Another year of life, another year of misery for your faves. Let's recap: Over 21 million copies sold of 21 Three #1 singles, including the most successful single of 2011 and the highest selling digital single in history Rolling In The Deep A smashing fourth single without a second of promotion Imminent diamond certification in the US for 21 Record amount of Grammys won in a night for a female, without daddy's help Et cetera, your faves were slain [img]http://i.minus.com/iCmNIedetWsxV.gif[img] ADELE has stated her next album will likely arrive in 2 years. HOWEVER, she will have a new song out by year's end. Rumor Has It this will be the theme for 007: Skyfall, which is looking like an immaculate movie that will be made all the more perfect by the musical addition of ADELE. Misery will continue raining down on your faves for the remainder of the year.

[Beysus]

[*]Record amount of Grammys won in a night for a female, without daddy's help

Keep on hating bish

[Marius_]

oh, the Adelephants have arrived

[botty]

How did this become about beyonce?

[Leona Lewis]

How did this become about beyonce?

I liked you so much before.

[Beysus]

They just don't seem to accept Beyonce's talent and beauty.

[DMeisterJ]

oh, the Adelephants have arrived

I was about to come at Gaga, but my parents taught me not to make fun of special needs people.

[Marius_]

I was about to come at Gaga, but my parents taught me not to make fun of special needs people.

so they thought you to stan for them instead, considering Rihanus twitter, she cant spell for shit

[botty]

I liked you so much before.

I have respect



But things were going off topic.

[Leona Lewis]

I have respect

Forgiven.



This time.

[Beysus]

Beyonce shade. Something like that doesn't go unnoticed by me, Koodo.

[botty]

This time.

[B-Dex]

Wat is going on with her teeth?

[Stefan™]

oh, the Adelephants have arrived

.

[botty]

Wat is going on with her teeth?

Guess you were too distracted by the grill to notice the safety pins in her ear.

[G-Fex]

Robyn is a sweet girl.

I love brit pop stars.

Anyone in here a fan of Kylie?

[botty]

Is she like another Sia, or something?

[B-Dex]

Guess you were too distracted by the grill to notice the safety pins in her ear.

Oh wow. What a mess.

[Rocket Punch]

Anyone in here a fan of Kylie?

Pretty much everyone loves Kylie in here so feel free to stan for our Southernmost Goddess.

To FEBREZE the stench of failure that has permeated the last couple of pages, now is the perfect time to announce ADELE turns 24 today! ADELE has stated her next album will likely arrive in 2 years. HOWEVER, she will have a new song out by year's end. Rumor Has It this will be the theme for 007: Skyfall, which is looking like an immaculate movie that will be made all the more perfect by the musical addition of ADELE. Misery will continue raining down on your faves for the remainder of the year.

I hear her song is appropriately named Cowfall.



I'm actually intrigued. I think she's perfect for a grandiose number such as this.

[Nemesis_]

Robyn is a sweet girl. I love brit pop stars. Anyone in here a fan of Kylie?

Umm, neither of those stars are British. >_>

[B-Dex]

Even when she's a mess she's flaw free.

[G-Fex]

Umm, neither of those stars are British. >_>

Oh..

I'm sorry then >_>, clearly I know nothing about countries of origin.

[Nemesis_]

Oh.. I'm sorry then >_>, clearly I know nothing about countries of origin.

lol, it's okay.

Robyn is from Sweden as far as I can tell. Unsure if she originated elsewhere but I am fairly certain that's where she's from.

Kylie is from the LAND OF KOODO'S SPIDERS (my and Pho's home), Australia. She moved to Britain at some point so maybe that's where the confusion arose from.

[G-Fex]

Ahh Die Another day, I love that song. Good job on that one MDNA

[Crumpet Trumpet]

http://www.plug.dj/pop-gaf/

[Marius_]

I'm glad I missed the SNL performance of Rihstitute, singing Birthday Cake on Chris Brown's birthday and touching her vagina like she has a fresh yeast infection

D I S G U S T I N G

[Trigger]

That sounds like every Rihanna performance.

[inthezone]

I'm glad I missed the SNL performance of Rihstitute, singing Birthday Cake on Chris Brown's birthday and touching her vagina like she has a fresh yeast infection D I S G U S T I N G

Pressed as usual, but it's Mariana we're talking about here.



She fucking slayed the WHYB performance, Im not even joking, it was great. The BC/TTT medley was odd because of that echo effect.

oh and

RIHANNA - Where Have You Been: 33.801 (+ 3.047)

You can go shave your back now.

[Beysus]

It was a great performance. Id's say Ri is the best pop performer after Lady Gaga and Bee when it comes to doing dancing and singing together.

Still can't top Bee, though. No one can.

[B-Dex]

I'm glad I missed the SNL performance of Rihstitute, singing Birthday Cake on Chris Brown's birthday and touching her vagina like she has a fresh yeast infection D I S G U S T I N G

Post of the day.

[inthezone]

I can see the LITTLE CUTTERS are self-harming more than usual today



The RIHANNA REIGN tends to do that to the PRESSED.

[inthezone]

Pics from the SNL photoshoot

FLAWLESS GODDESS

[Soulscribe]

It was a great performance. Id's say Ri is the best pop performer after Lady Gaga and Bee when it comes to doing dancing and singing together. Still can't top Bee, though. No one can.

That should sound like a compliment but it isn't really. Beyonce and (most of the time) Gaga are the only ones right now who can pull that off without a cacophonous backing track blaring over their vocals to drown out the breathing and pitchiness. Katy Perry and Rihanna are in the same field. They'll have interesting ideas for performances but their vocals are really damn bad. Almost as bad as Fergie or Shakira, but not quite.

Beyonce's the only one who manages to upstage everyone else on choreography and simultaneously outsing the goddamn studio version. She's frankly unreal tbh

[Beysus]

That should sound like a compliment but it isn't really. Beyonce and (most of the time) Gaga are the only ones right now who can pull that off without a cacophonous backing track blaring over their vocals to drown out the breathing and pitchiness. Katy Perry and Rihanna are in the same field. They'll have interesting ideas for performances but their vocals are really damn bad. Almost as bad as Fergie or Shakira, but not quite. Beyonce's the only one who manages to upstage everyone else on choreography and simultaneously outsing the goddamn studio version. She's frankly unreal tbh

Yes, the woman is an outstanding performer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FxZZj5S0uQ


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOT1FfZ_OIs

Lol at 4:00. Redhead Rihanna on the lower left thinking "Shit, I wish I could do that"

[Satch]

this whole page is just a unique brand of funny

[Marius_]

Post of the day.

thanks, but I see intheflopzone is still inthenile

[Koodo]

Entertainment Weekly plucks every follicle out of Rihfund's battered scalp:

Ah, and then came Rihanna. Singing “Birthday Cake/Talk That Talk” in front of a giant spider web, the pop star delivered one of SNL‘s weirdest performances in a long while, falling somewhere between Lana Del Rey’s narcoleptic gyrations and Ashlee Simpson’s infamous JigGate of 2004. 90% of the performance was a pre-recorded vocal track and Rihanna patting her privates, and the other 10% was Rihanna muttering something and singing the occasional “ooh.” Her second song “Where Have You Been?” featured another transformed stage that held chaise lounges, giant curtains and veiled dancers (whom I’m sure offended someone, somewhere).

And apparently the irresponsible mess angered the SNL producers (translation: never coming back).

Where Has The Decency Been?

[Marius_]

90% of the performance was a pre-recorded vocal track and Rihanna patting her privates, and the other 10% was Rihanna muttering something and singing the occasional “ooh.”