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(09-11-2011, 11:23 AM)
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A Homewood woman died Thursday shortly after injecting heated beef fat into her face, but the injection did not cause her death, authorities said.

An autopsy Friday determined that 63-year-old Janet Hardt died of peritonitis, a severe abdominal inflammation caused by a bacterial infection, according to the Cook County medical examiner’s office.

Infections in her face from the injections did not lead to her death, which was ruled natural, officials with the medical examiner’s office said.

Family members told authorities Hardt had undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries to her face and neck. A short time before she died, she injected the heated beef fat into her face around her mouth and chin. Authorities said she apparently performed the procedure on several occasions in an attempt to simulate Botox, which reduces wrinkling.

Hardt had infections in her mouth and lip as well as scarring from the injections, sources said.

On Thursday, Hardt went to the hospital after complaining that her face felt like it was burning, sources said.

Story Here
B1gg_Randall
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(09-11-2011, 11:25 AM)
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WTF...Beef fat in your face!!!!
A Huge Battleship
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(09-11-2011, 11:25 AM)
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Stupid cow.
Tony Rocky Horror
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(09-11-2011, 11:26 AM)
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I found it hard to keep a straight face while reading this story.
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(09-11-2011, 11:26 AM)
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bananas
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(09-11-2011, 11:27 AM)
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Today will be remember as hot beef injection day.
mavs
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(09-11-2011, 11:27 AM)
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So...how do you get peritonitis? What else did they find stuck in her?
Megalodactyl
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(09-11-2011, 11:27 AM)
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There are no words.
Opus Angelorum
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(09-11-2011, 11:28 AM)
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Originally Posted by A Huge Battleship

Stupid cow.

Perfect.
Qwomo
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(09-11-2011, 11:29 AM)
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I want to see before/after pictures.
Persona7
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(09-11-2011, 11:29 AM)
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humanity is doomed
Slayer-33
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(09-11-2011, 11:29 AM)
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This story was almost too hard to stomach.
Momo
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(09-11-2011, 11:30 AM)
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What a lovely little planet you have here, humans.
akira28
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(09-11-2011, 11:31 AM)
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Gaborn... Hot beef injections? While this is as depressing as your usual fare, it isn't quite as topical, and it's missing..that special something. I suggest that perhaps while she was getting the procedure done, her toddler and her dog were both actually suffocating in her parked car. And the dog ate the toddler before finally expiring.

There. Now this feels like a Gaborn thread. Don't forget you have standards man.
Übermatik
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(09-11-2011, 11:31 AM)
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This is udder stupidity.

arf arf
warthog
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(09-11-2011, 11:32 AM)
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These puns had their moment in a long forgotten past. No, just no...

Also, what an idiot.
Gaborn
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(09-11-2011, 11:32 AM)
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Originally Posted by akira28

Gaborn... Hot beef injections? While this is as depressing as your usual fare, it isn't quite as topical, and it's missing..that special something. I suggest that perhaps while she was getting the procedure done, her toddler and her dog were both actually suffocating in her parked car. And the dog ate the toddler before finally expiring.

There. Now this feels like a Gaborn thread. Don't forget you have standards man.

I'm not Bloody Sinner.
Aad
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(09-11-2011, 11:32 AM)
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Originally Posted by A Huge Battleship

Stupid cow.

yup
Maddness
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(09-11-2011, 11:33 AM)
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akira28
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(09-11-2011, 11:38 AM)
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Originally Posted by B1gg_Randall

WTF...Beef fat in your face!!!!

I can't not read that in the 'puddin in ya face' Bill Cosby voice.
Crunched
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(09-11-2011, 11:39 AM)
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Oh Lard
MrHicks
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(09-11-2011, 11:45 AM)
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wat
FleckSplat
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(09-11-2011, 11:47 AM)
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She got her just dew laps.
OrangeGrayBlue
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(09-11-2011, 11:51 AM)
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I think we should ask where the beef at and be fat,
not inject beef fat.









sikkinixx
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(09-11-2011, 11:56 AM)
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Darwin.
Boss Doggie
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(09-11-2011, 11:58 AM)
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Why would she...?
Angelus Errare
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(09-11-2011, 12:00 PM)
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edit: Golfclap.gif great going news crew, great going.
Last edited by Angelus Errare; 09-11-2011 at 04:49 PM.
Jarmel
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(09-11-2011, 12:01 PM)
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Fuck,fuck, fuck. So damn close to a Darwin Award. So damn close.
akira28
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(09-11-2011, 12:03 PM)
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Originally Posted by Ookami-kun

Why would she...?

narcissism knows know economic boundaries. If all these rich wives traded their chihuahua bags and rich husbands for no money and more of a git'er done attitude, we'd probably hear of this happening more often. As it stands, more people pay cut rate unlicensed techs to do this more often than they do it to themselves, but just like the last lady who injected vaseline into her face, they always seem to die from some kind of sepsis or toxic shock.
Goldrusher
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(09-11-2011, 12:05 PM)
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an attempt to simulate Botox, which reduces wrinkling.

More like an attempt to simulate collagen.

botox = paralyses existing muscle tissue
collagen = filler substance

Collagen is derived from cow or pig bones.
Rentahamster
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(09-11-2011, 12:07 PM)
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And the myth that the majority of Gaborn News is horrific stories continues...
Boss Doggie
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(09-11-2011, 12:07 PM)
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Originally Posted by akira28

narcissism knows know economic boundaries. If all these rich wives traded their chihuahua bags and rich husbands for no money and more of a git'er done attitude, we'd probably hear of this happening more often. As it stands, more people pay cut rate unlicensed techs to do this more often than they do it to themselves, but just like the last lady who injected vaseline into her face, they always seem to die from some kind of sepsis or toxic shock.

Well, as long as they eliminate themselves from Earth, I'm fine with it.
Shadybiz
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(09-11-2011, 12:21 PM)
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....I got nothing.

Subscribing to see where this goes, though.
Herbspiceguy
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(09-11-2011, 12:24 PM)
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Reminds me of the Korean woman who injected oil in her face.
Google imaging it is pretty gross, be warned.
Moppet13
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(09-11-2011, 12:46 PM)
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Originally Posted by Crunched

Oh Lard

6/10
NoRéN
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(09-11-2011, 12:46 PM)
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Originally Posted by Goldrusher

More like an attempt to simulate collagen.

botox = paralyses existing muscle tissue
collagen = filler substance

Collagen is derived from cow or pig bones.

Thanks for the clarification. I can finally sleep.

Goodnight room and goodnight moon...
CryptiK
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(09-11-2011, 01:06 PM)
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completely misunderstood the term hot beef injection....
electroshockwave
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(09-11-2011, 01:19 PM)
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I saw this on imgur. I guess you're kind of a news organisation, right?
Kurdel
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(09-11-2011, 01:56 PM)
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Originally Posted by electroshockwave



I saw this on imgur. I guess you're kind of a news organisation, right?

Aw man, I wanted to post that picture from Reddit!
Maffis
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(09-11-2011, 02:04 PM)
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Lol at the comments not reading that she did not die from the injections.
DemonNite
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(09-11-2011, 02:08 PM)
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Originally Posted by Herbspicesoy

Reminds me of the Korean woman who injected oil in her face.
Google imaging it is pretty gross, be warned.

yep I thought of the same woman too

Before


After


Story here

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-own-face.html
Maklershed
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(09-11-2011, 02:09 PM)
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This kind of reminds me of Karl Pilkington's idea to replace missing fingers and penises with sausages.
Ferga
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(09-11-2011, 02:10 PM)
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did not believe the title of the thread. god damn that one dumb thing to do
entrement
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(09-11-2011, 02:10 PM)
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I can't believe someone would even try that. wow.
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(09-11-2011, 02:10 PM)
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Originally Posted by electroshockwave

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kTRHy.jpg

I saw this on imgur. I guess you're kind of a news organisation, right?

Yeah, because she would have suffered the same fate without beef injections, right ? She even injected herself !!
NekoFever
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(09-11-2011, 02:11 PM)
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Wait. She did it multiple times? And on no occasion did it occur to her what a horrendously bad idea this was?
Prisen
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(09-11-2011, 02:33 PM)

Infections in her face from the injections did not lead to her death

Was this a test to see how many people don't read the OP? It was even bolded ffs!
IceCold
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(09-11-2011, 02:37 PM)
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Originally Posted by DemonNite

yep I thought of the same woman too

Before
[img]http://i.imgur.com/QUHwt.jpg[/img ]

After
[img]http://i.imgur.com/h0uWw.jpg[/img ]

Story here

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-own-face.html

Her face doesn't seem to have any wrinkles now. I guess it worked.
Cousteau
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(09-11-2011, 02:40 PM)
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looks like something off Crank Yankers.
RubxQub
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(09-11-2011, 02:40 PM)
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Literally said "Good..." out loud when I read the thread title.

Probably should be more empathetic and read about the person's history and mental health, but I'm getting less and less patient with humanity. I'll take natural selection in any way we can still have it.

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