[Granger Danger]

Dear God, Dylan. Everything he says just makes me howl.

[jonnybryce]

I watched Ranch and thought it was extremely mediocre. Some chuckles here and there but no laughter like old Modern Family/Parks&Rec/Sunny in Philly/etc bring. Here's hoping the other episode will be a sign of good to come.

(ex they made Dillan too unrealistically dumb that I couldn't even laugh at it, too much same old stuff)

edit: I hate the baby! I wanna make the baby dead!.........Modern Family redemption!

[TheWiicast]

That second episode definitely had an "Arrested Development" feel...

[big ander]

That second episode definitely had an "Arrested Development" feel...

How so? I'm not seeing it.

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Loved these episodes. The best part was at the very beginning of the first one


"what if dylan and I share a horse?"

lolllllllllllllllllllllllll

[krae_man]

Watched the first episode last night. I laughed my ass off at the pop up photo album and what Gloria said after the cowboy grabbed her ass "He's not down there!"

[BenjaminBirdie]

That second episode definitely had an "Arrested Development" feel...

Higgenbotham was an AD writer. I definitely feel like MF is the ADest show on TV. That's why I cannot fucking WAIT for David Cross to show up this season.

[Guardian Bob]

Phil is so awesome. In every episode.

[JDSN]

They should have left Manny in the ranch with Dylan.

[Ignatz Mouse]

They should have left Manny in the ranch with Dylan.

I find Manny more amusing when he's discussed by Jay and Gloria than when he's onscreen.

[BigAT]

Gloria's completely cold-blooded delivery of "You don't know what people can live with" absolutely slayed me.

[Koodo]

Gloria's completely cold-blooded delivery of "You don't know what people can live with" absolutely slayed me.

It really was amazing.


I was also slain by Luke telling Lily "this isn't over" after she pushed him away from Cam.

[ivysaur12]

First episode was eh.

Second episode was the Modern Family I know and love. I was surprised it didn't end more sentimentally, but it was hilarious. I didn't stop laughing the entire security camera scene. That entire family interaction in the last 5-6 minutes was amazing. And new Lily is an amazing addition.

[Jayayess1190]

I love this show. I love corny humor and I laugh at basically every joke on this show.

[Dany M]

Gloria's completely cold-blooded delivery of "You don't know what people can live with" absolutely slayed me.

Oh god! That was great!

[Escape Goat]

Poor Ariel Winter's first onscreen kiss was with a tubby Italian troll.

[Mechanical Snowman]

Ariel Winter will look older than Sarah Hyland soon and then it will get really weird.

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Whoa I didn't even know there were two episodes that premiered. Need to watch the second one!

[Shurs]

Such a bizarre scene in the first episode when Alex tells new Lily not to kick her when swinging, new Lily barely brushes against her and Alex dramatically falls to the ground in a huff.

[big ander]

Ariel Winter will look older than Sarah Hyland soon and then it will get really weird.

Ariel really doesn't look that mature at all. The comments about her are getting a little freaky, actually.
Also, people say that Hyland looks really young but I don't see it. She maybe looks 3 years younger than she is.

[Mechanical Snowman]

Such a bizarre scene in the first episode when Alex tells new Lily not to kick her when swinging, new Lily barely brushes against her and Alex dramatically falls to the ground in a huff.

Yeah that was poorly done. Alex's whole story in that episode was pretty lame.

Speaking of the first episode, did anyone else think Mitchell and Luke's firecracker was going to cause a fire or something? I seriously thought more was going to go wrong.

The comments about her are getting a little freaky, actually.

Heh, where've you been hanging out?

And I think Hyland could pull off 15 fairly easily, she has one of those faces that will always look young.

[Danielsan]

Such a bizarre scene in the first episode when Alex tells new Lily not to kick her when swinging, new Lily barely brushes against her and Alex dramatically falls to the ground in a huff.

Not really. Guess you never had younger siblings? She was pretending to fall to draw some laughs from the kid. Which why she standing in front of the swing and letting Lilly hit/graze her. Incidentally this is also why she called that kid a dumbass, because he couldn't figure that out.

[Neuromancer]

They should have left Manny in the ranch with Dylan.

YES,

He was particularly terrible in the second episode. He's the worst kid actor in all the shows I watch.

[DeathNote]

Such a bizarre scene in the first episode when Alex tells new Lily not to kick her when swinging, new Lily barely brushes against her and Alex dramatically falls to the ground in a huff.

You realize she was play falling right?

Edit: Beaten

[Lkr]

who's your son in law? phyllis!

[Mechanical Snowman]

You realize she was play falling right? Edit: Beaten

Ah, that makes it a little less cringe worthy. Could have made it more obvious though.

who's your son in law? phyllis!

:lol It was funny when he accidentally said it himself at the ranch. Can't remember the exact line.

[DeathNote]

Ah, that makes it a little less cringe worthy. Could have made it more obvious though. :lol It was funny when he accidentally said it himself at the ranch. Can't remember the exact line.

She and he worded it like it kept happening. Maybe they cut the scene short and originally had her falling twice.

[Enosh]

holy shit that was one of the worst "put on a bus" I have ever seen
"guys I work at this ranch now"
and every single god damned adult in the group, there is 6, 6 of them is going "yeah cool, good for you", no one bothers to even think "hey you might not want to make life deciding decissions on a fucking whim in 5 mins at your age with just a finished high school (does he even has that?)"
whoever wrote that should be put infront of a wall and shot

[Danielsan]

holy shit that was one of the worst "put on a bus" I have ever seen "guys I work at this ranch now" and every single god damned adult in the group, there is 6, 6 of them is going "yeah cool, good for you", no one bothers to even think "hey you might not want to make life deciding decissions on a fucking whim in 5 mins at your age with just a finished high school (does he even has that?)" whoever wrote that should be put infront of a wall and shot

It's a comedy series. Also 10 bucks on Dylan being back at some point in the future.

[DeathNote]

holy shit that was one of the worst "put on a bus" I have ever seen "guys I work at this ranch now" and every single god damned adult in the group, there is 6, 6 of them is going "yeah cool, good for you", no one bothers to even think "hey you might not want to make life deciding decissions on a fucking whim in 5 mins at your age with just a finished high school (does he even has that?)" whoever wrote that should be put infront of a wall and shot

Pro tip, if you want to make an argument about the judgement on something 100 times less serious then murder, don't include that over done sentence at the end.

[RatskyWatsky]

Speaking of the first episode, did anyone else think Mitchell and Luke's firecracker was going to cause a fire or something? I seriously thought more was going to go wrong.

I thought that, when the fire cracker didn't go off immediately, a flock of birds would land on the birdhouse, and then it would explode, killing all of the birds.

holy shit that was one of the worst "put on a bus" I have ever seen "guys I work at this ranch now" and every single god damned adult in the group, there is 6, 6 of them is going "yeah cool, good for you", no one bothers to even think "hey you might not want to make life deciding decissions on a fucking whim in 5 mins at your age with just a finished high school (does he even has that?)" whoever wrote that should be put infront of a wall and shot

This was very odd. They didn't even ask if he talked to his parents or anything. No one cared at all, even Phil, which is strange since he was sort of friends with Dylan.

Not really. Guess you never had younger siblings? She was pretending to fall to draw some laughs from the kid. Which why she standing in front of the swing and letting Lilly hit/graze her. Incidentally this is also why she called that kid a dumbass, because he couldn't figure that out.

I also did not read the scene this way. They could made it a little more obvious that Alex was playing with Lily, if that was really their intention with the scene.

[Shurs]

Not really. Guess you never had younger siblings? She was pretending to fall to draw some laughs from the kid. Which why she standing in front of the swing and letting Lilly hit/graze her. Incidentally this is also why she called that kid a dumbass, because he couldn't figure that out.

Wow, really?

I didn't get that at all. I just got bad acting.

My bad.

[TheWiicast]

Higgenbotham was an AD writer. I definitely feel like MF is the ADest show on TV. That's why I cannot fucking WAIT for David Cross to show up this season.

No. No no no. He will ruin it. More Nathan Lane!

Edit: Jessica Walter as Jay's sister would be AMAZING.

[Enco]

David Cross?

Best season confirmed.

[Dany M]

Was it just me or where all the gay jokes toward cam/mitch seemed...not good?

Like the one where mitch says he's kept a secret for 22 years when talking to luke and that grandpa told luke that mitch lived in the closet his entire life.

[Koodo]

Was it just me or where all the gay jokes toward cam/mitch seemed...not good? Like the one where mitch says he's kept a secret for 22 years when talking to luke and that grandpa told luke that mitch lived in the closet his entire life.

Good appropriate, or good funny?

I don't see anything wrong on the former, and the latter is subjective, though I found them funny (the second slayed me, actually).

[Dany M]

Good appropriate, or good funny? I don't see anything wrong on the former, and the latter is subjective, though I found them funny (the second slayed me, actually).

Eh, I guess appropriate. I laughed for a second then when "oh no...thats sad!!!! :("

[Neuromancer]

Was it just me or where all the gay jokes toward cam/mitch seemed...not good? Like the one where mitch says he's kept a secret for 22 years when talking to luke and that grandpa told luke that mitch lived in the closet his entire life.

They're a little obvious but I chuckled at the closet joke.

[DMPrince]

new episode of Gloria is on in an hour.

[Clydefrog]

David Cross? Best season confirmed.

What? When?

[Satchel]

First 2 episodes were really good.

Fucking love this show so much.

[Lactose_Intolerant]

chicken in a basket

[985boi]

What was Phil's last line? Directv kept crapping out during the show due to the thunderstorms and heavy winds in my area.

[Lactose_Intolerant]

What was on my mind as I was walking across that wire? I kept thinking, if I can do this... then I've got 2 way of getting across my yard.

[RatskyWatsky]

Good episode. Cam and Mitchell's story was great, especially the ending when Mitch broke down and went looking for the seal. The Dunphy stuff was good, but was sort of the token sentimental storyline that seems to be a requirement. Jay and Gloria were definitely the 'B' story this episode, although I liked the shower scene.

[ivysaur12]

"Hang in there. A couple more years and you'll have it to yourself again."
".....HEY!"

"Who what text during class?"
"WHAT ARE YOU?!"

[joshcryer]

What was Phil's last line? Directv kept crapping out during the show due to the thunderstorms and heavy winds in my area.

"What was on my mind as I was walking across that wire? I kept thinking, if I can do this, then I've got two ways to cross my yard."

I was highly amused by Luke's comment that Phil thought was "genius": "Maybe you keep falling because a part of you knows you can fall. Maybe if the wire was much much higher you wouldn't fall."

Yeah, super motivational, but I was expecting Phil to be walking across a tightrope across two buildings or something, haha.

[joshcryer]

[Heshinsi]

^^ "drop it!"

[dyls]

Holy shit at the dog looking at the camera. The look was a PERFECT sendup of that single-camera sitcom crutch. I laughed through the entire commercial break.