NeoGAF

Qwomo · (09-22-2011, 04:56 PM)

omw back to myspace

blame space · (09-22-2011, 04:57 PM)

am i the only one who wants to witness meltdowns?

The Friendly Monster · (09-22-2011, 04:57 PM)

I hope this is good and my facebook is much better, but I also hope this is absolute garbage just because it'd be funny.

Enco · (09-22-2011, 04:58 PM)

This gun be goood.

[IMG]http://i35.************/ogxjwk.jpg[/IMG]

brotkasten · (09-22-2011, 04:58 PM)

Lost?

Lost.

joshlee · (09-22-2011, 04:59 PM)

Originally Posted by blame space:

am i the only one who wants to witness meltdowns?

no sir you are not, the same reason everyone blows 2012 up, us humans love watching disaster.

Although it'd be fun to watch a meltdown occur I have a feeling good things will come from today despite the fact that I really want google+ to succeed.

ultron87 · (09-22-2011, 04:59 PM)

I'm curious as to where this is actually going.

This quote from that hype article doesn't sound like it is going to be something I like:

Quote:

Facebook’s goal is to become the social layer that supports, powers and connects every single piece of the web, no matter who or what it is or where it lives

It sounds like they are going to want you to direct all your web browsing through Facebook or something. Maybe they're making a browser?

Enco · (09-22-2011, 05:00 PM)

Originally Posted by ultron87:

I'm curious as to where this is actually going.

This quote from that hype article doesn't sound like it is going to be something I like:

It sounds like they are going to want you to direct all your web browsing through Facebook or something. Maybe they're making a browser?

Yikes.

Scary stuff.

A Human Becoming · (09-22-2011, 05:01 PM)

Originally Posted by blame space:

I'm 6'5", 220, and I have two dicks.

Go on.

Gomu Gomu · (09-22-2011, 05:01 PM)

36k viewers. What's the highest number of viewers do you guys think this is going to have?
edit: it's up to 39k :lol

DMPrince · (09-22-2011, 05:01 PM)

Originally Posted by ultron87:

I'm curious as to where this is actually going.

This quote from that hype article doesn't sound like it is going to be something I like:

It sounds like they are going to want you to direct all your web browsing through Facebook or something. Maybe they're making a browser?

facebook OS.

Plywood · (09-22-2011, 05:02 PM)

THEY ARE TWO MINUTES LATE

I so mad rite now

DMPrince · (09-22-2011, 05:02 PM)

Originally Posted by Plywood:

THEY ARE TWO MINUTES LATE

I so mad rite now

GO FACEBOOK YOUR PROBLEM BRO.

roosters93 · (09-22-2011, 05:02 PM)

Originally Posted by DMPrince:

facebook OS.

facebook planet.

Chinner · (09-22-2011, 05:02 PM)

Originally Posted by blame space:

am i the only one who wants to witness meltdowns?

i was out walking my dog today when this guy tried to steal my wallet, i looked him in the eye and said "you're trash, so i'm going to put you where you belong" and then i roundhouse kicked him into the garbage cans.

10 minutes later the police arrive, the chief comes up to me and says "good job kid, we've been trying to catch this guy for weeks". i looked him dead in the eye and took of my shades and said "maybe if you werent in dunkin'donuts stuffing yourself you would have".

i went home and ate cereal.

Patriotsbball5460 · (09-22-2011, 05:03 PM)

Says it isn't starting for another 15 minutes

Plywood · (09-22-2011, 05:03 PM)

Originally Posted by DMPrince:

GO FACEBOOK YOUR PROBLEM BRO.

Tek · (09-22-2011, 05:04 PM)

this music is making me dance at my desk

blame space · (09-22-2011, 05:06 PM)

Originally Posted by Chinner:

i was out walking my dog today when this guy tried to steal my wallet, i looked him in the eye and said "you're trash, so i'm going to put you where you belong" and then i roundhouse kicked him into the garbage cans.

10 minutes later the police arrive, the chief comes up to me and says "good job kid, we've been trying to catch this guy for weeks". i looked him dead in the eye and took of my shades and said "maybe if you werent in dunkin'donuts stuffing yourself you would have".

i went home and ate cereal.

chinner if you're going to write out a story like that it's very important that you include what variety of cereal you ate. this isn't fucking playtime. there's an important internet social event going on and you're giving me Boo-Balls on a cereal choice.

saelz8 · (09-22-2011, 05:06 PM)

Scoble: Today we are getting an all-new UI. One that everyone who has seen it says is freaking awesome. Well, OK, they use a different word than "freaking" but you get my point.

New UI confirmed.

Deadly Cyclone · (09-22-2011, 05:07 PM)

Originally Posted by blame space:

chinner if you're going to write out a story like that you need to provide closure on what variety of cereal you ate. this isn't fucking playtime. there's an important internet social event going on and you're giving me Boo-Balls on a cereal choice.

Chinner · (09-22-2011, 05:07 PM)

Originally Posted by blame space:

chinner if you're going to write out a story like that you need to provide closure on what variety of cereal you ate. this isn't fucking playtime. there's an important internet social event going on and you're giving me Boo-Balls on a cereal choice.

mini weetabix with fruit and nuts. reminds me of u :)

yencid · (09-22-2011, 05:07 PM)

PetriP-TNT · (09-22-2011, 05:09 PM)

Fuck if this is like the myspace change. I just joined facebook 9 months ago and not until recently have I had a proper contact list (friends, bandmembers, organizers etc.)

roosters93 · (09-22-2011, 05:09 PM)

" There are folks here wearing Netflix jerseys, so that's probably a sign."

http://live.thisismynext.com/Event/F...erence_Keynote

Patriotsbball5460 · (09-22-2011, 05:09 PM)

How come all the colors are green, blue, and black? I would expect whites and blues to fit the Facebook color scheme

blame space · (09-22-2011, 05:10 PM)

Netflix? on the internet?

game over FreezeCrowd

Vega · (09-22-2011, 05:11 PM)

You would think they would get some way hotter chicks to host this thing...

roosters93 · (09-22-2011, 05:11 PM)

10 minutes isn't a few biatch!

Dragon · (09-22-2011, 05:11 PM)

So facebook chooses two gay guys with two women to host. I find that interesting. Perhaps it's just a coincidence being in San Francisco after all.

brotkasten · (09-22-2011, 05:12 PM)

Facebook is the spider at the center of the web, you are the fly

http://live.thisismynext.com/Event/F...erence_Keynote

Fatalah · (09-22-2011, 05:12 PM)

Man, I missed Leo Laporte!

ultron87 · (09-22-2011, 05:12 PM)

That floor thing is real time based on who is standing in it? That's actually fairly cool.

Gomu Gomu · (09-22-2011, 05:12 PM)

This is fucking rad.

The Friendly Monster · (09-22-2011, 05:12 PM)

If any stuff is US only it really isn't a big deal.

xbhaskarx · (09-22-2011, 05:13 PM)

Chinner · (09-22-2011, 05:13 PM)

not long until x360/ps3/3ds/psv all die because of facebook!!!!!!

Dragon · (09-22-2011, 05:13 PM)

Originally Posted by The Friendly Monster:

If any stuff is US only it really isn't a big deal.

Yeah there are only 100 million people using it in the US. Not really a big deal.

Kudos to the preggo chick!

explodet · (09-22-2011, 05:13 PM)

As someone who works on Facebook pages for a living, I'm either going to be all "I'm okay with this" or will totally go bugnut insane on all you guys.

I really don't see a middle ground. I really don't.

Fake Edit: The fact that I'm watching a keynote speech that isn't from Nintendo/Sony/Microsoft/Game Developer seems so foreign to me.

roosters93 · (09-22-2011, 05:13 PM)

Originally Posted by brotkasten:

Facebook is the spider at the center of the web, you are the fly

http://live.thisismynext.com/Event/F...erence_Keynote

too true

Originally Posted by ultron87:

That floor thing is real time based on who is standing in it? That's actually fairly cool.

i would say more scary than cool imo

Fatalah · (09-22-2011, 05:14 PM)

Originally Posted by brotkasten:

Facebook is the spider at the center of the web, you are the fly

Reminds me of this from Reddit yesterday:

ultron87 · (09-22-2011, 05:14 PM)

Originally Posted by roosters93:

i would say more scary than cool imo

Well it's cool from a technology and programming perspective.

DMPrince · (09-22-2011, 05:14 PM)

Originally Posted by brotkasten:

Facebook is the spider at the center of the web, you are the fly

http://live.thisismynext.com/Event/F...erence_Keynote

totally stole it from Xillia's Lilial orb. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHHp5Xo2Q_I

Chinner · (09-22-2011, 05:15 PM)

OMG the conference has just leaked!! facebook in the form of suppositories!!

Deadly Cyclone · (09-22-2011, 05:15 PM)

KateWeHavetogoBack.jpg

Originally Posted by Chinner:

OMG the conference has just leaked!! facebook in the form of suppositories!!

Right into my ~~veins~~ anus.

roosters93 · (09-22-2011, 05:15 PM)

Originally Posted by ultron87:

Well it's cool from a technology and programming perspective.

Yeah, definitely.

The Friendly Monster · (09-22-2011, 05:15 PM)

Originally Posted by TheBranca18:

Yeah there are only 100 million people using it in the US. Not really a big deal.

Kudos to the preggo chick!

<20% of the users, not a huge deal holistically. Maybe a big deal if it affects you.

Dragon · (09-22-2011, 05:15 PM)

50k peeps now.

I wonder if they get to 100k

explodet · (09-22-2011, 05:16 PM)

I'm waiting for this F8 web thingie to morph into the COBRA logo.

saelz8 · (09-22-2011, 05:16 PM)

Samberg, haha.