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OnPoint
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(09-28-2011, 08:44 PM)
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[IMG]http://i51.************/4j2jqs.png[/IMG]

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Video: http://vimeo.com/29381598

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There is a game called Pee and Poo Save the World. You might think that is some sort of clever naming scheme ala Toejam and Earl.

No. The characters are anthropomorphous urine and feces.

You throw pee (and farts?) at alien spaceships on your iPhone. It doesn’t look to be a good game. According to the video, it will be in the App Store this month. That’s…

I need to go cry in a corner now.

-- Extraguy

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This one caught my attention on Destructoid. I don't really know what to say about it. I'm kind of... well..

What the hell
Riposte
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(09-28-2011, 08:45 PM)
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iOs games are such shit
Hot Coldman
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(09-28-2011, 08:49 PM)
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Was hoping for a game adaption of this
Cmagus
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(09-28-2011, 08:51 PM)
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Honestly with those characters and the design it almost looks as if they could have made an interesting platformer but this game just looks bad.
GhostWriter24
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(09-28-2011, 08:52 PM)
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In before golden shower jokes.
Electivirus
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(09-28-2011, 08:54 PM)
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This pisses me off.
Alrus
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(09-28-2011, 08:56 PM)
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Looks like some of those free games cd you get with cheese or cereals...
Neuromancer
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(09-28-2011, 08:58 PM)
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This is why there's still hope for the 3DS and Vita.
enzo_gt
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(09-28-2011, 09:07 PM)
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Shit just got real virtual.
chickdigger802
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(09-28-2011, 09:11 PM)
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the potential for taglines and what not for reviews is ridiculous.

Justin's head probably exploded by now.
Carlisle
(09-28-2011, 09:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by Alrus

Looks like some of those free games cd you get with cheese or cereals...

Huh?
Grinchy
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(09-28-2011, 09:18 PM)
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Dedicated handhelds are doomed.
Alrus
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(09-28-2011, 09:19 PM)
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Originally Posted by Carlisle

Huh?

Well in France/Belgium, at some point, some brand of cheese aimed at kids (yeah those exists) gave away free games when you purchased a pack of the product. It was usually really shitty mini game collection... Except that one time where they gave away Beyond Good and Evil. (Which tells you how badly that game sold :( )
Apoc29
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(09-28-2011, 09:19 PM)
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Poo looks like a My Little Pony.
cooljeanius
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(09-28-2011, 09:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by Grinchy

Dedicated handhelds are doomed.



I guess the Genesis was doomed, too.
nincompoop
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(09-28-2011, 09:27 PM)
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Why would anybody pay $40 for Ocarina of Time when they can buy this for $0.99? 3DS am DOOMED
Carlisle
(09-28-2011, 09:28 PM)
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Originally Posted by Alrus

Well in France/Belgium, at some point, some brand of cheese aimed at kids (yeah those exists) gave away free games when you purchased a pack of the product. It was usually really shitty mini game collection... Except that one time where they gave away Beyond Good and Evil. (Which tells you how badly that game sold :( )

I assumed it was a Euro thing. But wow, that's nuts, BG&E?!



But back on topic: Gross.
stuminus3
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(09-28-2011, 09:31 PM)
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What the fuck is it with you guys bringing up dedicated handhelds? Are you really that stupid? Do you really think this is the cream of iOS gaming? Good grief.

You guys continue shitting your pants, I'm off to play Groove Coaster.
Wario64
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(09-28-2011, 09:33 PM)
So it begins. iOS games getting their own threads.
Risible
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(09-28-2011, 09:38 PM)
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Originally Posted by Apoc29

Poo looks like a My Little Pony.

Shots fired.
Mario
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(09-28-2011, 09:40 PM)
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I remember a European publisher asking us submit a proposal for a game based on some UK(?) poo cartoon license about 7 years or so ago. I declined.

Not that NZ isn't without our toilet humour http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38734cah8Mw
MesserWolf
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(09-28-2011, 09:46 PM)
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Honestly Apple is risking something in style of the 1983 when the crappy quality of the games almost killed the gaming industry altogether.

It sounds strange, but perhaps Apple should be stricter on the quality of the app .

On the other hand people seem to dig the various "fart generator"
Mario
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(09-28-2011, 09:51 PM)
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Originally Posted by MesserWolf

Honestly Apple is risking something in style of the 1983 when the crappy quality of the games almost killed the gaming industry altogether.

It sounds strange, but perhaps Apple should be stricter on the quality of the app .

Apple don't need to be stricter. The market forces and ranking system mean the good stuff does float to the top. The Top 100 games on any given day are usually all pretty high quality (casual/hardcore content/genre preferences aside). Certainly just as much as any console sales chart.


On the other hand people seem to dig the various "fart generator"

Is it still 2009? The App Store has moved on.
OnPoint
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(09-28-2011, 10:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by MesserWolf

Honestly Apple is risking something in style of the 1983 when the crappy quality of the games almost killed the gaming industry altogether.

They wouldn't risk wiping iOS out. They're on a hot streak with the platform. They'll put a system in place before sales brownout.
Jocchan
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(09-28-2011, 10:16 PM)
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Originally Posted by Cmagus

Honestly with those characters and the design it almost looks as if they could have made an interesting platformer but this game just looks bad.

That's exactly what I thought before watching the trailer.
Metal-Geo
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(09-28-2011, 10:19 PM)
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This game shits on all other iOS games.




:(

It looks so horrible.
Grinchy
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(09-28-2011, 10:22 PM)
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Originally Posted by cooljeanius



I guess the Genesis was doomed, too.

I don't get it.
Fine Ham Abounds
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(09-28-2011, 11:02 PM)
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JFC, I can't wait for the Sonic deviantart crew to get on fan art of this.
Onion_Relish
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(09-28-2011, 11:06 PM)
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The thing that most strikes me about this game is actually the title.

Shouldn't it be poo and pee? i think that sounds better.
Mista Koo
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(09-28-2011, 11:10 PM)
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Yeah too bad such good character designs are gonna get flushed (yeah I can't pun). I mean come on, they made human waste look cute!

Seems like they're just going for shock value using that name.
wondermega
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(09-28-2011, 11:14 PM)
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Shouldn't Poo have a moustache?
JimboJones
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(09-28-2011, 11:17 PM)
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Originally Posted by Onion_Relish

The thing that most strikes me about this game is actually the title.

Shouldn't it be poo and pee? i think that sounds better.

Poo is always number 2.
Nemo
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(09-28-2011, 11:19 PM)
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Adult Swim?
WordAssassin
(09-28-2011, 11:22 PM)
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This isn't even an original idea, Japan did it years ago.

http://peeandpoo.com/eng/flasheng.asp

but I do agree that their designs would be much better suited to a 90s Genesis style platformer.

Such a waste. :\
Cow Mengde
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(09-28-2011, 11:23 PM)
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Holy shit. I'm totally going to buy this.
OnPoint
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(09-29-2011, 02:29 AM)
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Originally Posted by WordAssassin

This isn't even an original idea, Japan did it years ago.

http://peeandpoo.com/eng/flasheng.asp

But I do agree that their designs would be much better suited to a 90s Genesis style platformer.

Such a waste. :\

What? An iOS game that isn't an original idea?

Unheard of!

Preposterous!

Seriously, there is no shame
nincompoop
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(09-29-2011, 03:12 AM)
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Originally Posted by Fine Ham Abounds

JFC, I can't wait for the Sonic deviantart crew to get on fan art of this.

You don't have to wait!

Google search site:deviantart.com "random name the hedgehog". Never fails.

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