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Jocchan · (10-12-2011, 02:31 PM)

Looks like some guy got you covered... sort of:

Ultimate iZelda Climb ($0.99)
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/ultim...464709655?mt=8

Quote:

Featuring challenging and exciting gameplay!

Dat sprite:

Apologies if old, Google search turned nothing.

qq more · (10-12-2011, 02:32 PM)

I love the "fitting" font for the highscore screenshot.

Gravijah · (10-12-2011, 02:32 PM)

who happened to ganons hair

JonnyBrad · (10-12-2011, 02:32 PM)

It won't last long...

Anteater · (10-12-2011, 02:32 PM)

That's beautiful

Dragon · (10-12-2011, 02:32 PM)

I'm surprised Nintendo hasn't gone after the guy for infringing on their rights.

MikeE21286 · (10-12-2011, 02:32 PM)

Paging Nintendo legal team, you have some work to do...

EmCeeGramr · (10-12-2011, 02:32 PM)

>:\

Jocchan · (10-12-2011, 02:33 PM)

Originally Posted by Gravijah:

who happened to ganons hair

More next gen.

Thoraxes · (10-12-2011, 02:33 PM)

Soon Nintendo will be third party. This is just a test under a false name and all those stories were true!

Jackano · (10-12-2011, 02:33 PM)

Isn't there any copyright infringement since they use both Zelda name (kind of) and Link's sprite, and sell it?

Edit: beaten

B_Rik_Schitthaus · (10-12-2011, 02:33 PM)

IOS the future of gaming!!!

AbsoluteZero · (10-12-2011, 02:33 PM)

Should last about as long as that Mario game did.

Mpl90 · (10-12-2011, 02:34 PM)

Originally Posted by Gravijah:

who happened to ganons hair

He lost them for the desperation when he saw how this thing is to play.

Para bailar La Bomba · (10-12-2011, 02:34 PM)

Well, that should keep Nintendo's IP attorneys busy for the time being.

Dabanton · (10-12-2011, 02:34 PM)

Collectors item :D

qq more · (10-12-2011, 02:35 PM)

Judging by how lazy the game looks, I would not be shocked if that first screenshot was just stolen fan-art.

StoppedInTracks · (10-12-2011, 02:35 PM)

Next-gen Link on the first pic looks atrocious.

Princess Skittles · (10-12-2011, 02:36 PM)

And yet if your app has a naughty word in it or is deemed "politically incorrect," it'll be rejected.

EmCeeGramr · (10-12-2011, 02:36 PM)

Other hits from Audio Attack include:

Hello Kitty Hop

Fast vs. Furious

Purple Dinosaur Jump

MW3 Jump

Gravijah · (10-12-2011, 02:36 PM)

Originally Posted by qq more:

Judging by how lazy the game looks, I would not be shocked if that first screenshot was just stolen fan-art.

it is.

Infernal Monkey · (10-12-2011, 02:37 PM)

Ahaha, oh dear.

Jockel · (10-12-2011, 02:38 PM)

Skyward Sword preorder cancelled.

Krev · (10-12-2011, 02:38 PM)

Originally Posted by EmCeeGramr:

Other hits from Audio Attack include:

Hello Kitty Hop

Fast vs. Furious

Purple Dinosaur Jump

MW3 Jump

Haha, oh wow

Rash · (10-12-2011, 02:38 PM)

This is a good opportunity for me to say that I really hate Doodle Jump clones.

qq more · (10-12-2011, 02:38 PM)

Originally Posted by EmCeeGramr:

Other hits from Audio Attack include:

Hello Kitty Hop
Fast vs. Furious
Purple Dinosaur Jump
MW3 Jump

MW3 JUMP REVIEWS

"This is a great idea but has alot of bugs first of all add better graphics, a home screen, and leaderboards we can actually SEE! Tgis app has potential "

"Pretty cool just needs enemies to fight!!! Other than that it is fun!! "

VOOK · (10-12-2011, 02:38 PM)

Someone call Nintendo's investors, they'll masturbate furiously to this and choke on their on semen.

Jocchan · (10-12-2011, 02:38 PM)

Originally Posted by EmCeeGramr:

Other hits from Audio Attack include:

Hello Kitty Hop
[IMG]http://a5.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/115/Purple/72/af/8a/mzl.jlpuflln.320x480-75.jpg[IMG]

Fast vs. Furious
[IMG]http://a4.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/118/Purple/11/31/79/mzl.wtkzscwf.320x480-75.jpg[IMG]

Purple Dinosaur Jump
[IMG]http://a5.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/095/Purple/28/50/41/mzl.hynwrerc.320x480-75.jpg[IMG]

MW3 Jump
[IMG]http://a5.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/073/Purple/3d/48/bd/mzl.vseacriu.320x480-75.jpg[IMG]

Holy shit.

micster · (10-12-2011, 02:38 PM)

That Fast vs. Furious icon is also a copy paste of the cover to Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit.

Sho_Nuff82 · (10-12-2011, 02:38 PM)

I almost expected Link's sprite to have clipped IGN watermark over one of his legs. What a POS.

SmokyDave · (10-12-2011, 02:38 PM)

I really want to buy it to see just how bad the animation is.

Originally Posted by B_Rik_Schitthaus:

IOS the future of gaming!!!

I can smell your fear.

Mzo · (10-12-2011, 02:39 PM)

Originally Posted by qq more:

MW3 JUMP REVIEWS

"This is a great idea but has alot of bugs first of all add better graphics, a home screen, and leaderboards we can actually SEE! Tgis app has potential "

"Pretty cool just needs enemies to fight!!! Other than that it is fun!! "

Money in the bank.

Gravijah · (10-12-2011, 02:39 PM)

Originally Posted by SmokyDave:

I really want to buy it to see just how bad the animation is.

I can smell your fear.

from the picture, it looks like it doesn't have any animation at all.

qq more · (10-12-2011, 02:39 PM)

Originally Posted by SmokyDave:

I really want to buy it to see just how bad the animation is.

I can smell your fear.

It really looks like something straight out of a 13 year old's first Game Maker game using that infamous Platform tutorial as base for the game. But probably worse.

SmokyDave · (10-12-2011, 02:40 PM)

Originally Posted by Gravijah:

from the picture, it looks like it doesn't have any animation at all.

That's what I was hoping. I really want to buy it and find out but I don't want to put money in the guys pocket.

Jocchan · (10-12-2011, 02:40 PM)

Originally Posted by SmokyDave:

I really want to buy it to see just how bad the animation is.

Considering the screenshot is showing a standing frame in mid-air, I doubt there is any animation at all.

EDIT: late.

sixteen-bit · (10-12-2011, 02:40 PM)

pretty shameless

Princess Skittles · (10-12-2011, 02:40 PM)

Originally Posted by Rash:

This is a good opportunity for me to say that I really hate Doodle Jump clones.

Pac n'Jump is pretty sweet.

Lord Ghirahim · (10-12-2011, 02:40 PM)

Originally Posted by qq more:

Judging by how lazy the game looks, I would not be shocked if that first screenshot was just stolen fan-art.

Yep.
[IMG]http://oi55.************/23urls6.jpg[/IMG]

EmCeeGramr · (10-12-2011, 02:40 PM)

Jurassic Jump

Bratz Fly

SilverLunar · (10-12-2011, 02:41 PM)

Ganondorf is bald...

...OMG future DudeBro Zelda confirmed!?!? :O

Originally Posted by EmCeeGramr:

Other hits from Audio Attack include:

Hello Kitty Hop
[IMG]http://a5.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/115/Purple/72/af/8a/mzl.jlpuflln.320x480-75.jpg[IMG]

Fast vs. Furious
[IMG]http://a4.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/118/Purple/11/31/79/mzl.wtkzscwf.320x480-75.jpg[IMG]

Purple Dinosaur Jump
[IMG]http://a5.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/095/Purple/28/50/41/mzl.hynwrerc.320x480-75.jpg[IMG]

MW3 Jump
[IMG]http://a5.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/073/Purple/3d/48/bd/mzl.vseacriu.320x480-75.jpg[IMG]

Haha wow, can't believe these exist!

Gravijah · (10-12-2011, 02:42 PM)

Originally Posted by Lord Ghirahim:

Yep.
[IMG]http://oi55.************/23urls6.jpg[IMG]

so like why is the master sword and stuff so small. and who is that yellow fairy.

ymmv · (10-12-2011, 02:42 PM)

Originally Posted by Jocchan:

Looks like some guy got you covered... sort of:

Original is here: http://artsammich.deviantart.com/#/d3g4sju

-- Damn, too late ...

Jockel · (10-12-2011, 02:43 PM)

iPhone clearly is the superior platform. Nintendo am doomed.

qq more · (10-12-2011, 02:43 PM)

I find it hilarious and shocking that there's people who are actually praising these apps in the pages. (I've only found one negative comment and that was towards the Barney game)

Baha · (10-12-2011, 02:43 PM)

How the hell did these apps get approved?

EmCeeGramr · (10-12-2011, 02:43 PM)

007 Spy Climb

Ultimate WoW Jump

Penguin Climbers

StoppedInTracks · (10-12-2011, 02:44 PM)

I can understand Link or The Purple Dinosaur jumping on platforms but the MW3 guy?

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Jocchan · (10-12-2011, 02:44 PM)

I love how Jurassic Jump has the Jurassic Park logo.

stuminus3 · (10-12-2011, 02:44 PM)

Originally Posted by B_Rik_Schitthaus:

IOS the future of gaming!!!

Oh man, if you like this so much, wait until you see the actual good games that are available on iOS. Your mind will be blown. I'd recommend you try Groove Coaster, but if you're that excited about iOS gaming already then your cock might fall off from all the joy!