[Dmncnby2k9]

Thankfully there is no one to test me. And if the feds step foot on my property they will be killed. Braun's conference starts in 30.

lol get off my property or I will shoot!!

[eznark]

Warnings are for idiots and movies.

[Enron]

And if the feds step foot on my property they will be killed.

[eznark]

Sigh, I wish I could grow a glorious hillbilly goatee. That could pass for my brother in law though.

[Doytch]

Sigh, I wish I could grow a glorious hillbilly goatee. That could pass for my brother in law though.

Was at the Canes game yesterday with a buddy. He works with some redneck mechanic, who told him "I can see why you'd like hockey: Bunch of white guys smacking a small black thing with a stick."

Every day my opinion of America goes down!

[eznark]

Was at the Canes game yesterday with a buddy. He works with some redneck mechanic, who told him "I can see why you'd like hockey: Bunch of white guys smacking a small black thing with a stick." Every day my opinion of America goes down!

Well you're lucky. Canadians are basically like newborn puppies. No matter what they do they are just so damn adorable that no one would ever think ill of them. I mean, what's the worst they can do, send another Celine Dion our way?

Fucking Canadians. So god damn precious!! I just wanna pinch your cheeks, Doytch

[yankeehater]

Was at the Canes game yesterday with a buddy. He works with some redneck mechanic, who told him "I can see why you'd like hockey: Bunch of white guys smacking a small black thing with a stick." Every day my opinion of America goes down!

Stuff like that only happens in America:

[eznark]

http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/140313003.html

Reporting four days later than the rest of the Brewers' pitchers and catchers, there had been some speculation that perhaps Rodriguez was unhappy returning to the team and reprising his role as a setup man to closer John Axford even though he willingly accepted arbitration. Not so, says Rodriguez. "Not at all," said Rodriguez, who reported late because he was tending to a personal issue back home in Venezuela. "I’m really honored and happy to be here, trust me. If I did not feel comfortable at all last year, or I didn’t like the city, trust me – we’d go our separate ways. But the way they made me feel made my decision a lot easier, and I’m here once again." Rodriguez was acquired by the Brewers in a trade over the all-star break last year, and went on with Axford to form one of the best back ends of any bullpen in baseball. He went 4-0 with a 1.86 earned-run average in 31 games with the Brewers, tying the National League lead with 17 holds in the second half.

Oh my God, hahahahaha, he missed the start of camp to help attend to family matters!!! WHAT A CLUBHOUSE CANCER THIS GUY IS!!! He even loves the city? OMGLOL BREWERSAMIMPLODE

[JambiBum]

Braun conference is on now.



His hair is still ridiculous.

[Mr. Enigma]

In other news, Jack Wilson is already injured. Right calf strain. Out 4-6 weeks.

[eznark]

Braun is fucking furious. This is rad!

[JambiBum]

No herpes!



Also, he just called out ESPN. Lol.

[eznark]

SUCK A DICK "JOURNALISTS"

[weekend_warrior]

Ryan Braun: "I don't have herpes dammit!"

[clemenx]

Hahaha I support Braun because of that hairdo.

[Jazzy Network]

Fuck. I was hoping for herpes.

[Sanjuro]

Hahaha I support Braun because of that hairdo.

Looks like a Kennedy.

[SuperMalo]

Lol @ no herpes and Braun calling out the media.

Looks like a Kennedy.

RIP

[eznark]

Looks like a Kennedy.

Oh great, now you're accusing him of drunken murder. Real nice.

[weekend_warrior]

Braun's doing a good job here, Bautista should be taking notes for when he has to make excuses for why his sample came back positive too.

[Corran Horn]

lol this is funny.

[JambiBum]

God damn this is a lot of information being given. I'm impressed.

[eznark]

YES!! Considering legal options! SUE THE FUCK OUT OF "journalists"

[skinnyrattler]

I hope he's not guilty because if he is, the way he's fighting against this, nobody will ever believe players. He sounds not guilty.

But I believe him and I feel bad for him.

[Dmncnby2k9]

fucking collector guy hated the Brewers!

[Sanjuro]

I hope he's not guilty because if he is, the way he's fighting against this, nobody will ever believe players. He sounds not guilty.

Stop misremembering.

[vas_a_morir]

Ryan Braun is showing his ass right now. I hope he's being honest.

[Mr. Enigma]

Translation: Gonna sue the fuck out of ESPN and the dudebro who handled his sample.

[Jazzy Network]

Braun looks like Aaron Rodgers #2.

[Sanjuro]

Braun looks like Aaron Rodgers #2.

[eznark]

Translation: Gonna sue the fuck out of ESPN and the dudebro who handled his sample.

Can't. Fucking. Wait.

That is all I want to come out of this. Shit down the throat of the worst thing to ever happen to sports. I'd love it to be a Brewer that does it.

[skinnyrattler]

Stop misremembering.

Que?

[Talon]

It's very, very difficult for a defamation suit to stick in the United States. Little thing called "prior restraint."

Meanwhile, in South Korea or Italy, you can basically throw anyone in jail that impugns your character, penis size, height, etc.

[JambiBum]

Can't. Fucking. Wait. That is all I want to come out of this. Shit down the throat of the worst thing to ever happen to sports. I'd love it to be a Brewer that does it.

There are some good parts to ESPN but the entity as a whole can be a plague on sports at times. I'm watching the conference on MLBN just to avoid the wonderful taglines ESPN will end up using.

[SuperMalo]

Braun to the haters: How does my ass taste?

[eznark]

It's very, very difficult for a defamation suit to stick in the United States. Little thing called "prior restraint." Meanwhile, in South Korea or Italy, you can basically throw anyone in jail that impugns your character, penis size, height, etc.

Don't care. I just want him to try. Imagine the line of athletes and individuals who will jump on board. It'd be beautiful.

[darkside31337]

Translation: Gonna sue the fuck out of ESPN and the dudebro who handled his sample.

What is he going to sue about?

ESPN did nothing wrong. Absolutely nothing wrong when it comes to this case.

[Talon]

There are some good parts to ESPN but the entity as a whole can be a plague on sports at times. I'm watching the conference on MLBN just to avoid the wonderful taglines ESPN will end up using.

I don't think you blame the entity itself.

It's the fact that a network hegemony that effectively acts as a monopoly in any field, much less Journalism, leads to abuse without much consequence.

See: cities that have become one paper towns. Baltimore Sun and the AJC have terrible editorial quality, sadly. Not much can be done about it.

[nemss]

I hate Braun.

But I hate ESPN even more. I hope Braun sues the fuck out of them.

[skinnyrattler]

Did he say he never took PEDs?

[darkside31337]

ESPN reported that Braun failed a drug test with extremely elevated levels of testerone. That is actually what exactly happened.

ESPN didn't break any confidentiality agreements by reporting what they reported. Braun might be innocent, I don't know and really don't care but to attack ESPN for this is something I find hilarious.

I hope he sues them. He's not going to win.

[eznark]

Perfect performance. He could not have played that better.

Did he say he never took PEDs?

Yes.

[Parch]

Can't wait to see how ESPN spins this.

Will they be kissing his ass or dare they pull a "come at me bro".

[vas_a_morir]

ESPN reported that Braun failed a drug test with extremely elevated levels of testerone. That is actually what exactly happened. ESPN didn't break any confidentiality agreements by reporting what they reported. Braun might be innocent, I don't know and really don't care but to attack ESPN for this is something I find hilarious. I hope he sues them. He's not going to win.

He's not going to sue anybody. He's trying to use the threat of suing them to make them talk nice about his speech and reputation. It's called 'the chilling effect.' Just listen to Krukky right now.

[Jangocube]

Can't. Fucking. Wait. That is all I want to come out of this. Shit down the throat of the worst thing to ever happen to sports. I'd love it to be a Brewer that does it.

Oh you, such a drama queen these days

[eznark]

Oh you, such a drama queen these days

These days? ESPN has been the worst thing to happen to sports since Bodenheimer took over in 98. I can't think of anything that even comes remotely close.

[darkside31337]

These days? ESPN has been the worst thing to happen to sports since Bodenheimer took over in 98. I can't think of anything that even comes remotely close.

Roger Goodell.

[nemss]

Can't wait to see how ESPN spins this. Will they be kissing his ass or dare they pull a "come at me bro".

All ESPN cares about is ratings and headlines. They won't back down now, they already have two reports up about the case. Of course they are pointing out left and right that the test was positive (which I'm sure it was), and that the process was accurate.

Braun should sue for Stewart Scott's lazy eye, as compensation for his lawsuit.

[skinnyrattler]

Roger Goodell.

Cosign.

'You would like a hearing on your punishment? Sure, see my boss at the next window.'

*Roger rolls down to the next window*

'Denied. Fuck off.'

[mjc]

ESPN reported that Braun failed a drug test with extremely elevated levels of testerone. That is actually what exactly happened. ESPN didn't break any confidentiality agreements by reporting what they reported. Braun might be innocent, I don't know and really don't care but to attack ESPN for this is something I find hilarious. I hope he sues them. He's not going to win.

They had no right to share the results.