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Sickboy007
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(11-30-2011, 06:51 AM)
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yep
Dunan
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(11-30-2011, 07:11 AM)
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Ever see those Japanese ads for "Lark" cigarettes, telling you to "Speak Lark"?



Cigarettes that let you speak some kind of bizarre bird language? Who knows what they're putting in those things?

But clearly, the maker of this game smoked some, and his genius has come into full flower.

Off to buy a pack now, tobacco tax hikes be damned.
Lucario
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(11-30-2011, 07:15 AM)
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Everybirdie has replaced "everypony" in my vocabulary.
Kusagari
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(11-30-2011, 07:18 AM)
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This game is amazing.
Qwomo
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(11-30-2011, 09:45 AM)
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GOTY contender
Wallach
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(11-30-2011, 09:54 AM)
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The bad ending is so amazing. I'm glad this exists. I think.
Lyonaz
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(11-30-2011, 10:30 AM)
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I love dating sims, especially batshit insane dating sims.
Conceptor
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(11-30-2011, 10:32 AM)
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Originally Posted by Matthew Gallant

http://www.quartertothree.com/game-t...t=67529&page=2

Starts at post #47

Originally Posted by Kinyou;33048700[/IMG


Dear god.
Haunted
(11-30-2011, 10:36 AM)
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Can't wait to see the cosplay for this one.
Ventron
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(11-30-2011, 10:47 AM)
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Ha, I think I managed to get through all endings. This game is... wow.

This is the ending if you haven't fallen in love with anyone by the 3rd chapter. It's not translated:
Spoilers:
http://i.imgur.com/VTk8S.jpg

Anyone from J-GAF able to translate?
It seems to be a shout out to this:

http://i.imgur.com/MdViA.jpg

...but I don't know where that's from, either. :(
Tacitus_
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(11-30-2011, 11:05 AM)
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Haha oh wow. Lost it totally after seeing this:


Prime Blue
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(11-30-2011, 11:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by Sickboy007

Why hasn't this exploded all over the net yet?
Matthew Gallant
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(11-30-2011, 11:55 AM)
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Originally Posted by Ventron

It seems to be a shout out to this:

http://i.imgur.com/MdViA.jpg

...but I don't know where that's from, either. :(

Shadowgate.
Ventron
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(11-30-2011, 12:10 PM)
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Originally Posted by Matthew Gallant

Shadowgate.

Aha! Thank you!
A new game to be added to my LTTP pile.
PhoenixSFT
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(11-30-2011, 02:13 PM)
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This game is ridiculous
Lesiroth
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(11-30-2011, 04:26 PM)
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Originally Posted by PhoenixSFT



This game is ridiculous

If by ridiculous you mean awesome, then yes I agree.
Magna_Mixalis
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(11-30-2011, 06:54 PM)
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I officially must play this game. Every time I think it can't possibly get better, someone posts a screenshot of such sublime brilliance to prove that it can.

Who knew feeling so fowl could feel so good?
Izayoi
(11-30-2011, 09:44 PM)
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Originally Posted by Matthew Gallant

http://www.quartertothree.com/game-t...t=67529&page=2

Starts at post #47

Hahahahahahahaha

holy

shit
H.Protagonist
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(11-30-2011, 10:51 PM)
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Our intern has been going on about this at work, and now I, too, am gripped by the dream of working on such a title. If only it wasn't already being translated! I would totally recommend this for us. ^_-


(not that anyone will listen to me now after I recommended Adventure Bar in Wonderland last time...)
MNC
(11-30-2011, 11:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by EmCeeGramr

Please keep reading until the last few pages so you can learn about the political conspiracies.

Holy fucking shit this stuff does not start until you've read these things.
Magna_Mixalis
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(11-30-2011, 11:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by H.Protagonist

Our intern has been going on about this at work, and now I, too, am gripped by the dream of working on such a title. If only it wasn't already being translated! I would totally recommend this for us. ^_-


(not that anyone will listen to me now after I recommended Adventure Bar in Wonderland last time...)


It's nice to see that we're birds of a feather...

Hopefully I won't run a-fowl of you for the pun, I wouldn't want you to flip me the bird...
Projectjustice
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(11-30-2011, 11:37 PM)
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Originally Posted by Ninja Scooter


Omg im in tears! lol
H.Protagonist
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(11-30-2011, 11:55 PM)
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Originally Posted by Magna_Mixalis

It's nice to see that we're birds of a feather...

Hopefully I won't run a-fowl of you for the pun, I wouldn't want you to flip me the bird...


...

That was just...

You are so dead.
Magna_Mixalis
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(12-01-2011, 12:22 AM)
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@h.protagonist: I take it my jokes didn't fly, then? I thought our way of thinking would dove-tail nicely with each other.

Sorry, I won't egg you on any more.
H.Protagonist
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(12-01-2011, 12:36 AM)
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Originally Posted by Magna_Mixalis

@h.protagonist: I take it my jokes didn't fly, then? I thought our way of thinking would dove-tail nicely with each other.

Sorry, I won't egg you on any more.


Puns like yours should be a bannable offense.


That said, it's decided. I'm going to go for Oko-san. LONG LIVE PUDDING!
XiaNaphryz
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(12-01-2011, 12:38 AM)
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Originally Posted by H.Protagonist

Puns like yours should be a bannable offense.


That said, it's decided. I'm going to go for Oko-san. LONG LIVE PUDDING!

Get the rest of girl gaf on this. :P
Hot Coldman
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(12-01-2011, 12:39 AM)
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...Yeah, that's a pretty amazing bad end.
Alucrid
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(12-01-2011, 12:47 AM)
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What in the fuckity fuck fuck? This got way more weird.
H.Protagonist
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(12-01-2011, 12:48 AM)
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Originally Posted by XiaNaphryz

Get the rest of girl gaf on this. :P

Hmmm... You may be on to something. A serious thread discussing the dating prospects of these fine birds and which we would all choose for our nests... Perhaps that shall be the first thread I ever create! (Just kidding. I will direct more ladies here to discuss, though. ^_^)
Emitan
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(12-01-2011, 12:49 AM)
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sigh...

I'm tired of games not targeting the straight male demographic.
AlexMeloche
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(12-01-2011, 12:58 AM)
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I'm sad, the game doesn't even start on my computer, it just crashes. :(
Magna_Mixalis
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(12-01-2011, 12:59 AM)
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Originally Posted by H.Protagonist

Puns like yours should be a bannable offense.

Or get me tagged as the Official NeoGAF Punisher/Pundit...
Baller, PhD
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(12-01-2011, 01:18 AM)
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And people think Japanese game design is dead!
Correctomundo
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(12-01-2011, 01:20 AM)
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I don't get this.
H.Protagonist
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(12-01-2011, 01:21 AM)
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Originally Posted by Correctomundo

I don't get this.

You haven't been drinking enough, then.
Matthew Gallant
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(12-01-2011, 01:23 AM)
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Originally Posted by AlexMeloche

I'm sad, the game doesn't even start on my computer, it just crashes. :(

You need to have Quicktime installed.
Correctomundo
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(12-01-2011, 01:29 AM)
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Originally Posted by H.Protagonist

You haven't been drinking enough, then.

Apparently.
Neiteio
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(12-01-2011, 01:30 AM)
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Oh god this is awesome, I'm in tears. XD

We need a next-gen remake on UE4.
XiaNaphryz
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(12-01-2011, 01:39 AM)
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Originally Posted by Magna_Mixalis

Or get me tagged as the Official NeoGAF Punisher/Pundit...

You'll never take Count Dookkake's pun crown, sorry!
Tackhead #9
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(12-01-2011, 01:51 AM)
My fiancee has been trying to prove that there is a God for five years now... why didn't she just show me this?
RoboGeorgeForeman
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(12-01-2011, 01:59 AM)
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Originally Posted by Ventron

Ha, I think I managed to get through all endings. This game is... wow.

This is the ending if you haven't fallen in love with anyone by the 3rd chapter. It's not translated:
Spoilers:
http://i.imgur.com/VTk8S.jpg

Anyone from J-GAF able to translate?
It seems to be a shout out to this:

http://i.imgur.com/MdViA.jpg

...but I don't know where that's from, either. :(

The first part lists stuff you were carrying as an Aqua Blue 3DS, bread crust, frozen pizza, and something else I need to look up.

The second part say something like, "Too bad, your adventure ends here".

Edit: I looked it up and got "a vice, jack, or capstan". Not sure how any of the three make sense, but maybe that's the point.

Edit2: Technically it says "my adventure", but I took some liberties with my translation.
Last edited by RoboGeorgeForeman; 12-01-2011 at 02:52 AM.
CornBurrito
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(12-01-2011, 02:43 AM)
Holy shit, the second bad end is even better than the 1st. Holy FUCKING SHIT!

I'm starting to think this game consists of nothing but hilarious bad ends.
Syril
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(12-01-2011, 03:14 AM)

Originally Posted by RoboGeorgeForeman

The first part lists stuff you were carrying as an Aqua Blue 3DS, bread crust, frozen pizza, and something else I need to look up.

The second part say something like, "Too bad, your adventure ends here".

Edit: I looked it up and got "a vice, jack, or capstan". Not sure how any of the three make sense, but maybe that's the point.

Edit2: Technically it says "my adventure", but I took some liberties with my translation.

That's directly quoting the Japanese version of Shadowgate. The original English was all written in 2nd person, but the Japanese changed it to 1st person for some reason, including all the graphic descriptions of player deaths.
Ultratech
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(12-01-2011, 03:19 AM)
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Originally Posted by NEO0MJ

The game seems hilarious. Also...

I can never look at "Ho Ho Ho" the same ever again...

And WTF at some of those endings. I mean, DAMN.
Matthew Gallant
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(12-01-2011, 04:02 AM)
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So, uh, when you play through a couple of times, you apparently get new options at the beginning of the game, which, uh--

Well, http://www.quartertothree.com/game-t...&postcount=225

Underestimate this game at your own peril.
Last edited by Matthew Gallant; 12-01-2011 at 04:05 AM.
Pancakes
hot, steaming, as melted butter slips into the cracks, drizzled with sticky sweet syrup OH GOD
(12-01-2011, 04:09 AM)
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Originally Posted by Matthew Gallant

http://www.quartertothree.com/game-t...t=67529&page=2

Starts at post #47

God damn, that fucking ending.

I..I...literally am at a loss for words right now.
GSR
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(12-01-2011, 04:10 AM)
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Originally Posted by Matthew Gallant

So, uh, when you play through a couple of times, you apparently get new options at the beginning of the game, which, uh--

Well, http://www.quartertothree.com/game-t...&postcount=225

Underestimate this game at your own peril.



This just gets better and better.

Edit:

Last edited by GSR; 12-01-2011 at 04:22 AM. Reason: The world must see this glory
Jintor
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(12-01-2011, 04:29 AM)
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Waiting for the english version for the 'true user experience'
RoboGeorgeForeman
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(12-01-2011, 04:29 AM)
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Originally Posted by Syril

That's directly quoting the Japanese version of Shadowgate. The original English was all written in 2nd person, but the Japanese changed it to 1st person for some reason, including all the graphic descriptions of player deaths.

Hmmm... I'm not really sure what the translators were thinking when they changed it then. It just sounds really strange to be talking about your own death (and in that manner).

I think I may try playing through the game Japanese so I can work on my mad reading skills. But, it does sound a little strange going after guy birds though (I'm heterosexual in my bird lust).
Matthew Gallant
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(12-01-2011, 05:29 AM)
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Originally Posted by RoboGeorgeForeman

But, it does sound a little strange going after guy birds though (I'm heterosexual in my bird lust).

Well, maybe my wife is playing it wrong but it seems that you don't so much as "go after guy birds" as much as you "talk to some of them and then get killed".

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