lawblob
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(12-06-2011, 10:32 AM)

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CHART: Penis Sizes Across Europe #1

French dudes be packin!!

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SLV
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(12-06-2011, 10:33 AM)

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#2

No data from my country :D, and the neighbours.
dragonlife
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Too small. Can't see it.
ZeroRay
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I don't understand these numbers.
B_Rik_Schitthaus
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What the fuck France?



Also no wonder the Irish love to war.
SmokyDave
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(12-06-2011, 10:34 AM)

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I assume those figures are in inches, we Euros are hung like stallions.
RevDM
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(12-06-2011, 10:34 AM)

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We already knew the French were the biggest dicks.
Funky Papa
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(12-06-2011, 10:34 AM)

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:(
cacophony
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Hungary is hung
Salazar
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I don't think a general UK sample is quite fair to the Welsh.
squicken
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(12-06-2011, 10:36 AM)

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In cm? That's like 6 inches for most of these
Sickboy007
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Hungary
Jay Sosa
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Originally Posted by RevDM: View Post
We already knew the French were the biggest dicks.
8/10

Quote:
What the fuck France?
Lots of black folks there, just like in the uk..(wuhaha)
Gustav
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(12-06-2011, 10:37 AM)

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I hope those are fully erect numbers, otherwise FML.
Count Dookkake
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Originally Posted by ZeroRay: View Post
I don't understand these numbers.
Percent of exaggeration.
Koodo
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(12-06-2011, 10:39 AM)

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Originally Posted by RevDM: View Post
We already knew the French were the biggest dicks.
teehee
Schweini
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Originally Posted by Funky Papa: View Post
:(
hmm, are you from Romania? :P
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Originally Posted by Gustav: View Post
I hope those are fully erect numbers, otherwise FML.
Maybe your Romanian.
Gustav
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Originally Posted by B_Rik_Schitthaus: View Post
Maybe your Romanian.
Yeah, still wouldn't explain anything.
Darklord
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So the biggest dicks in Europe are only 6-6.5 inches? I dunno, doesn't seem THAT big when you're talking about the biggest on a continent.
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brb going to spain to feel like a normal dude again

aaaaaalllllright
Rentahamster
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Gustav
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Originally Posted by Darklord: View Post
So the biggest dicks in Europe are only 6-6.5 inches? I dunno, doesn't seem THAT big when you're talking about the biggest on a continent.
I thought those are average dicks.
Spanish Wrath
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Heh.
Slavik81
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This is something notoriously difficult to accurately measure. Take it with a teaspoon of salt.
MikeTyson
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I come from a Hungarian family, soo
Medalion
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Don't get cocky, kid!
Koodo
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Originally Posted by Gustav: View Post
I thought those are average dicks.
They better be. I already scheduled my summer vacation to France and Hungary.
Rad-
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Good news: For once I'm above average.
Bad news: The country is Finland.
Gustav
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Originally Posted by Rad-: View Post
Yay for once I'm above average.
Stealthbrag.
Sickboy007
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Romanians and irish should look at the bright side, at least they're not korean.
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Originally Posted by Slavik81: View Post
This is something notoriously difficult to accurately measure. Take it with a teaspoon of salt.
Damn, that would sting.
Medalion
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Originally Posted by lawblob: View Post
French dudes be packin!!

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Darklord
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Originally Posted by Gustav: View Post
I thought those are average dicks.
Yeah I guess. Unlike other people who like to type "LOL DAMN DAT SMALL" while weeping to them self I'm fine with my size so I don't really care one way or the other.

What I want to know is, why are there so many penis charts but never any biggest breasts or arse charts? Who the fuck cares about dicks? You got what you got and that's it. Now lets get a chart to find out where I should use it.
ItAintEasyBeinCheesy
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(12-06-2011, 10:47 AM)

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Originally Posted by dragonlife: View Post
Too small. Can't see it.
That's what they say in Romania apparently.

Finland is Sweden's balls.
Rad-
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Originally Posted by Darklord: View Post
Yeah I guess. Unlike other people who like to type "LOL DAMN DAT SMALL" while weeping to them self I'm fine with my size so I don't really care one way or the other.

What I want to know is, why are there are many penis charts but biggest breasts or arse charts? Who the fuck cares about dicks? You got what you got and that's it. Now lets get a chart to find out where I should use it.
I bet most people don't really care but it's just fun to play along.
Majine
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Originally Posted by ItAintEasyBeinCheesy: View Post
That's what they say in Romania apparently.

Finland is Sweden's balls.
Then wtf is Norway?
amar212
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Originally Posted by Rad-: View Post
Good news: For once I'm above average.
Bad news: The country is Finland.
I trade my average size for living in Finland ASAP
Sickboy007
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Originally Posted by Majine: View Post
Then wtf is Norway?
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So the French are liars?
ItAintEasyBeinCheesy
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Originally Posted by Majine: View Post
Then wtf is Norway?
Norway and Sweden are one in the same, they just have a fetish of shoving butter knifes up their Urethra......... hence the red stuff.


Originally Posted by freddy: View Post
So the French are liars?
Eiffel Tower isn't compensating for anything buddy :/
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Originally Posted by Darklord: View Post
Yeah I guess. Unlike other people who like to type "LOL DAMN DAT SMALL" while weeping to them self I'm fine with my size so I don't really care one way or the other.

What I want to know is, why are there so many penis charts but never any biggest breasts or arse charts? Who the fuck cares about dicks? You got what you got and that's it. Now lets get a chart to find out where I should use it.
I'd like to see a tightest pussy chart.
BamYouHaveAids
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Bigger than the biggest average in Europe. I'm going to move to Ireland and live like a King.
WoodenLung
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Originally Posted by ItAintEasyBeinCheesy: View Post
That's what they say in Romania apparently.

Finland is Sweden's balls.
Fucking euro coins

Medalion
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Hungary are hungry for penis
CRD90
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So is this flaccid or erect?
Meadows
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CHART: Exaggeration Levels Across Europe
Dark Stalkers
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Originally Posted by CRD90: View Post
So is this flaccid or erect?
flaccid
PersonaX
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Originally Posted by Dark Stalkers: View Post
flaccid

No no no please no
Kurtofan
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Fuck yeah, we've got the biggest dicks in Europe(except for Hungary, you don't count)


Originally Posted by WoodenLung: View Post
Fucking euro coins

What's Norway lol?
Last edited by Kurtofan; 12-06-2011 at 10:59 AM.