[Chiave]

Does it help you sleep better at night? If so, do it every night before bed.

yeah

Like once every two weeks. Usually only if I get wrestless. None of the girls I know put out... fucking bitches. I also hate people the same age as myself so I'm kind of shit out luck when it comes to finding friends I like.

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Like once every two weeks. Usually only if I get wrestless. None of the girls I know put out... fucking bitches. I also hate people the same age as myself so I'm kind of shit out luck when it comes to finding friends I like.

Maybe go find some new friends. And go to clubs and get drunk and laid. Or prostitutes if that's your thing.

Or like, romance a pretty girl.

[littleworm]

What is the origin of the "Well that's that" meme with the Atlanta Braves fan holding a gun to his head?

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

What is the origin of the "Well that's that" meme with the Atlanta Braves fan holding a gun to his head?

Isn't that from a National Lampoon film? Something about flying scorpions?

[wolfmat]

Isn't that from a National Lampoon film? Something about flying scorpions?

It's from A Scanner Darkly.

[wolfmat]

Sorry, it's actually Waking Life.

[ChiTownBuffalo]

Am I weird for thinking this nun is cute?

[Lirlond]

How would I set up an xbox/ps3/wii with my PC in such a way that it:

1: Shares monitor
2: Shares headphones
3: Shares microphone
4: Allows me to switch between either the pc or the console on the fly, with either a physical or software switch. With no audio leakage.

[mre]

Am I weird for thinking this nun is cute?

Is she a real nun? Because, if so, I think I have some penance to do.

Edit: from the same photobucket album:



:jnc

[bbagwell]

I think she has a pair of men's boxers on her head.

[mre]

I think she has a pair of men's boxers on her head.

I also don't think too many nuns wear jelly bracelets.

[YoungHav]

Thanks for the info, ended up passing out and none of teh sex occured. She is taking Plan B today.

lmao @ Nun of That

Go get it right the fuck now. Don't get any knock off brands either. You willing to serve 18-life because it's chilly outside?

lmao.

[woo and indeed hoo]

:jnc

What does this mean?

Jack [Daniels] and Coke?

If so, why?

[El'Kharn]

I brought a Gears of war xbox 360 recently and immediately got rid of the piece of shit game that came with it. The thing is that now whenever i try to turn it off it just turns itself back on again...normaly takes 3 or 4 goes before i can get the stupid thing to stay off and sometimes i even have to pull the power cable..
The same thing used to happen with my last one (had it from launch)

Its haunted isnt it?

[levious]

What does this mean? Jack [Daniels] and Coke? If so, why?

one of the bigger users of the :lol smiley was a user named jackncoke... so when they disabled the :lol smiley, some people in the NFL threads just started using :jnc instead.

[UncleSporky]

What is the saddest thing?

[Baconbitz]

Is it possible to find someone on Facebook based on knowing only there first name, the first annitial of the last name, and where they work?

[woo and indeed hoo]

one of the bigger users of the :lol smiley was a user named jackncoke... so when they disabled the :lol smiley, some people in the NFL threads just started using :jnc instead.

Ah, I see, thank you! :)

[Entropia]

Is it possible to find someone on Facebook based on knowing only there first name, the first annitial of the last name, and where they work?

Yes. hell, google search them and I'm sure you can follow the breadcrumbs.

[Baconbitz]

Yes. hell, google search them and I'm sure you can follow the breadcrumbs.

Better question. What kind of search terms do I use?

[Giard]

I want to host a Minecraft server for me and my friends. However, my upload speed is way too low. Just tried Speedtest, and I'm getting 0.2 Mbps. I'm supposed to get "up to 1 Mbps". I'm getting 8 Mbps of download speed. Is there a way that some of my download speed gets converted to upload speed instead? Can I call my ISP to do so?

tldr: Is there a way to lower my download speed so I can get a better upload speed?

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

What is the saddest thing?

Life outside our comfortable little bubble.

[Cyan]

What is the saddest thing?

Well, what are the choices?

[archnemesis]

Since it wasn't answered way back when, I'll ask again. "How long does it usually take to go from junior to member status on NeoGAF?" Edit: Balls. Didn't see the new link. My bad! Edit 2: Can a mod move this post into the new thread? Or is it best I just make the post again in the new thread?

300 posts and 90 days of membership.

[CHEEZMO™]

Subbin' dis shit.

[Escape Goat]

Well, what are the choices?

Its those damn Sarah McLachlan pet adoption commercials.

In the aaaaaaaarrmmmssss of an angelllllll

[S. L.]

/sub

What is the saddest thing?

this thread?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=455459

[Cyan]

this thread? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=455459

You know, I seriously considered this exact response.

[Maklershed]

Who here has seen the new Alyssa Milano 'help starving kids' ad and does anyone else think its the hottest she's ever looked?

(and yes I feel guilty for oggling Alyssa Milano between images of starving kids)

[CRD90]

Wind. How does it exist?

[Gila]

Wind. How does it exist?

It just does

[CHEEZMO™]

Wind. How does it exist?

Differences in air pressure.

[CRD90]

It just does

HaHa!

It all makes sense now!

[Grakl]

I can move a muscle in my ears to block out (some) noise, anyone know what it is?

Anyone?

[Cyan]

Anyone?

Does it feel the same as popping your ears when you've gone up or down in elevation?

[Grakl]

Does it feel the same as popping your ears when you've gone up or down in elevation?

Nope. It's like I'm pushing something in my ears.

[Gila]

12 Hours till my final, it's worth 30%

I'm getting 77% in my class so far, I know the material on the final faintly. I'm guessing I could just pull of a pass or 55% on the exam

am I fucked?

[THE NO LIFE KING]

I'm a coffee noob and for years I order my coffee, light and sweet. What the fuck is a light and sweet, lol? Shits good and never ask but I'm broke now a days to buy a cup of joe so now I want to make it myself.

I can move a muscle in my ears to block out (some) noise, anyone know what it is?

I know exactly what you mean. Been knowing/doing that since I was a kid. Would like an answer to this too.

[Cyan]

12 Hours till my final, it's worth 30% I'm getting 77% in my class so far, I know the material on the final faintly. I'm guessing I could just pull of a pass or 55% on the exam am I fucked?

Is it on a curve?

Study for a few hours, get a good night's sleep, and try not to freak out too much. 55% should be a makeable mark.

[Chiave]

Whelp, failed two courses this semester. Made an A in one class and don't know what I made in my fourth class. Should I kill myself? The years I've been in college were miserable and there's nowhere to go if you dropout or flunk.

[wolfmat]

Before you kill yourself, make sure to get some enjoyment out of life now that it seems like college isn't your key to riches. (Meaning: Don't kill yourself)

Look, it's not a big deal if you're not good in your courses. I dropped out. I'm still here. You can still get jobs and shit, believe me.

Actually, for me, it was quite the relief to hit bottom and finally get out of it. I was constantly depressed because of the pressure, constant lying to myself and self-hate that directly resulted out of me not being able to deal with the demands.

It was kind of a vicious circle. There are two ways to get out of that:
— Get your shit together and finish college somehow (you're giving me the impression that that's not gonna happen for you) or
— Drop out and get over it

If you really feel like it's a good idea to kill yourself at this point, you might want to seek help.

One thing: If you're certain that the college thing is out of reach for good, then stop going there and try to get a job while you're still a student instead. It's much easier to get a job as a student than it is when you're a fresh dropout.
But if you feel like you've still got a shot at this, then go to a counselor and work your ass off.

[Schmattakopf]

A new thread? It feels like the old one was around forever. This is weird.

[UncleSporky]

Ok, I have a question.

It's sort of an ancient meme that All Women Want The Toilet Seat Down. Sitcoms, jokes, casual conversation about the nagging wife, whatever.

But what exactly is meant by this?

Is it A), women just want the first seat down, the one with the hole for pooping, or B), women want both seats down, including the lid that covers the hole altogether?

A seems reasonable to me. I basically never lift that seat anyway, I can't imagine having difficulty aiming through it without dribbling on the seat (or just sitting down because you might as well do both anyway). It makes sense, that part needs to be down so people can sit on the toilet.

B, I can't agree with. If the bowl is smelly enough that you need to close the lid, then clean it up. Otherwise there is barely any reason to turn the toilet into a makeshift chair and I can't fathom having to close that every time.

So which is it?

[Professor Beef]

Ok, I have a question. It's sort of an ancient meme that All Women Want The Toilet Seat Down. Sitcoms, jokes, casual conversation about the nagging wife, whatever. But what exactly is meant by this? Is it A), women just want the first seat down, the one with the hole for pooping, or B), women want both seats down, including the lid that covers the hole altogether? A seems reasonable to me. I basically never lift that seat anyway, I can't imagine having difficulty aiming through it without dribbling on the seat (or just sitting down because you might as well do both anyway). It makes sense, that part needs to be down so people can sit on the toilet. B, I can't agree with. If the bowl is smelly enough that you need to close the lid, then clean it up. Otherwise there is barely any reason to turn the toilet into a makeshift chair and I can't fathom having to close that every time. So which is it?

It's A.

[Maklershed]

B should be taking place at all times anyway for cleanliness and appearances sake.

[Schmattakopf]

Ok, I have a question. It's sort of an ancient meme that All Women Want The Toilet Seat Down. Sitcoms, jokes, casual conversation about the nagging wife, whatever. But what exactly is meant by this? Is it A), women just want the first seat down, the one with the hole for pooping, or B), women want both seats down, including the lid that covers the hole altogether? A seems reasonable to me. I basically never lift that seat anyway, I can't imagine having difficulty aiming through it without dribbling on the seat (or just sitting down because you might as well do both anyway). It makes sense, that part needs to be down so people can sit on the toilet. B, I can't agree with. If the bowl is smelly enough that you need to close the lid, then clean it up. Otherwise there is barely any reason to turn the toilet into a makeshift chair and I can't fathom having to close that every time. So which is it?

Pretty sure B. If people use the room for other things, I think it's more pleasant, in general, to have the throne closed. And there's the chance something could fall in.

[UncleSporky]

I'm open to the possibility that different people could have different preferences here, but there always seems to be some assumed standard, people nodding to each other with understanding. Maybe they're all ultimately thinking of different seats.

[iammeiam]

So which is it?

It's A--it's not the lid being closed, it's the seat part being down, that's the issue.

If you're female and you really need to pee, it's really unpleasant to rush to the toilet, sit down, and... wind up half in the bowl because the seat's up. This is even worse if it's the middle of the night and you wind up with a wet ass.

[Emitan]

It's A--it's not the lid being closed, it's the seat part being down, that's the issue. If you're female and you really need to pee, it's really unpleasant to rush to the toilet, sit down, and... wind up half in the bowl because the seat's up. This is even worse if it's the middle of the night and you wind up with a wet ass.

Who doesn't look at a toilet before using it? Seriously?

[Chuck (Old)]

Did Hellen Keller masturbate with one hand so she could moan with the other?