Originally Posted by Truespeed
Keep testifying. I love these economic disaster stories and you're an insider!
I could talk about the time that my boss reamed me for failing to tell me that all white envelopes go through the Pitney-Bowes machine EXCEPT for his bosses, or
when he tried to be clever as to call me a piece of shit to my face without calling me a piece of shit to my face (and this was in response to me trying to explain to him how I felt about him constantly swearing in the workplace), or
how he made us deliver his bosses newspapers to him daily, or
how I was the one that rewrote all of his corporate e-mails (rife with utterly horrible grammar and sentence structure), or
how they viewed my Asperger's as a liabilty, or
how he constantly complained about his job (he worked five feet from us), or
how he tried to get me fired by accusing me of being racist (which I later figured out was a set-up by his eyes and ears buddy), or
how he refused to give my co-worker leave even though his wife just had a kid, or
how my second boss couldn't read English (this guy was one of those guys who you hope never gets into a position of authority, but then inexplicably does one day), or
how I got injured at work and even the security guard treated me like shit, or
how they tried to get me to drive even though in the interview I said I couldn't drive highway, or
how I was going to be the only mailroom clerk in their brand new two building facility that they couldn't afford, or
how one of the senior VPs stopped us one day in the middle of a shift because she needed her mail before everyone else (she later hit my car with her giant gas-monster of an SUV), or
how they had everyone in the entire company attend a meeting where they told us how awesome the company was (for two hours), or
how both my first and second boss smiled at each other right before I quit.
I gotta tell 'ya, though, it was good money.
I'm writing a play about it.
I randomly flipped a channel months after quitting, and it was for Mozillo's court day.
This picture doesn't show it, but this guy is orange as shit. He looks like a human carrot.