[Cyan]

I thought you guys want more SEC guys around here.

Are you saying more rape threads = more SEC guys?

[mre]

Are you saying more rape threads = more SEC guys?

Proportionally, once you west-coast sickos get banned for your inflammatory promotion of victim-blaming.

[ChiTownBuffalo]

Proportionally, once you west-coast sickos get banned for your inflammatory promotion of victim-blaming.

That's a SoCal problem.

[XiaNaphryz]

I think this is important, especially if you have season tickets for USC Games: Porn video shot on Coliseum grounds The name of said porn? "The Gangbang Girl 32" Just when you thought the Gangbang Girl franchise had run out of ideas, they do this.

Article says the video was shot in 2001. Wasn't that Pete Carroll's first year?

[perfectchaos007]

Article says the video was shot in 2001. Wasn't that Pete Carroll's first year?

Yeah he was rumored to be on set, and this is where he actually received his nickname big balls pete.

[KingGondo]

Big 12 meetings are going on.

The Big 12 has not reached out to Florida State, Notre Dame or anyone; expansion talk is tabled "for near future."

Suuuuuuuure.

[ConfusingJazz]

Big 12 meetings are going on. Suuuuuuuure.

Read: "We're not talking to them until they officially pull out of the ACC, and then we can offer them an invitation to the Big 12"

Also, if you want a blueprint for what's about to happen, check out last year's SEC press releases before they invited A&M.

[KingGondo]

Read: "We're not talking to them until they officially pull out of the ACC, and then we can offer them an invitation to the Big 12" Also, if you want a blueprint for what's about to happen, check out last year's SEC press releases before they invited A&M.

Yep. If the Big 12 has truly "tabled" expansion, then it's absolutely idiotic. I could see them waiting until the SEC picks off VT and the ACC starts to fall apart, but there's no way they're staying at 10.

Also interesting to note that Neinas also stated that the Big 12 is interested in a pure top 4 playoff system with no preference for conference champions.

[cdyhybrid]

Yep. If the Big 12 has truly "tabled" expansion, then it's absolutely idiotic. I could see them waiting until the SEC picks off VT and the ACC starts to fall apart, but there's no way they're staying at 10. Also interesting to note that Neinas also stated that the Big 12 is interested in a pure top 4 playoff system with no preference for conference champions.

Not surprising they take that stance since they already agreed to dress up in a gimp suit and get paddled by the SEC every year.

[Aesius]

Wait--are we already doing season predictions for our teams?

Well, here goes nothing:



2012 Season
NC State - W
Georgia State - W
Florida - W
Akron - W
Georgia - L
Mississippi State - W
Alabama - L
South Carolina - L
Troy - W
Missouri - W
Vanderbilt - W
Kentucky - W

Yep, 9-3 bitches. Finish ranked #18 in the polls, then beat the shit out of someone in the Capital One Bowl. Vawls are back on the map, and Dooley gets an extension.

[Cyan]

Wow. That is most definitely an SEC schedule. Even Dooley could well go 9-3 against that slate.

[cdyhybrid]

Wow. That is most definitely an SEC schedule. Even Dooley could well go 9-3 against that slate.

Georgia State is an up and coming powerhouse.

[mre]

Wow. That is most definitely an SEC schedule. Even Dooley could well go 9-3 against that slate.

The rest of the SEC sure hopes so!

[zyxwvu4321]

The Big 12 has not reached out to Florida State, Notre Dame or anyone; expansion talk is tabled "for near future."

By "near future," I'm sure that means "tomorrow."

[jjasper]

The rest of the SEC sure hopes so!

Does it really matter at this point? Not like the school will hire anyone worth a damn.

[Aesius]

Wow. That is most definitely an SEC schedule. Even Dooley could well go 9-3 against that slate.

You do realize that 7-8 teams on that slate have a very good chance of being in the top 25 this season, right?

[cdyhybrid]

You do realize that 7-8 teams on that slate have a very good chance of being in the top 25 this season, right?

Georgia State is an up and coming powerhouse.

.

[Cyan]

You do realize that 7-8 teams on that slate have a very good chance of being in the top 25 this season, right?

Surely not. The top 25 does the SEC no favors.

Edit:
Ok, seriously now. Even accounting for SEC-addled voters, there are only 6 teams there that might be in the top 25 at some point along the way.

[killertofu]

Wait--are we already doing season predictions for our teams? Well, here goes nothing: 2012 Season NC State - W Georgia State - W Florida - W Akron - W Georgia - L Mississippi State - W Alabama - L South Carolina - L Troy - W Missouri - W Vanderbilt - W Kentucky - W Yep, 9-3 bitches. Finish ranked #18 in the polls, then beat the shit out of someone in the Capital One Bowl. Vawls are back on the map, and Dooley gets an extension.

Win against FL? C'mon now, we haven't fallen THAT hard.

[mre]

Does it really matter at this point? Not like the school will hire anyone worth a damn.

Yes, but Dooley is a known quantity as a shitty football coach. I'd rather have him than risk UT lucking into a good coach now that Dave Hart is your AD.




OR IS IT POSSIBLE THAT DAVE HART, BAMA GRADUATE, IS DESTROYING YOUR ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT FROM THE INSIDE OUT?

[Alligatorjandro]

Go Gators

[mre]

Go Gatas

Random as fuck, but keep on, keeping on.

[Alligatorjandro]

Just wanted to say it.

[pxleyes]

Random as fuck, but keep on, keeping on.

Must have had a couple extra tonight.

[mre]

Must have had a couple extra tonight.

AJ is just too full of Gata pride. I'm waiting him to go full on Corrine Brown on us.

[Cyan]

This thread needs more jorts mockery.

[cdyhybrid]

Tom Brady was wearing jorts before he left the hotel to go play in the Super Bowl when they were 18-0.

[Alligatorjandro]

AJ is just too full of Gata pride. I'm waiting him to go full on Corrine Brown on us.

Im hurt that you would use my name in a sentence with her.

[TheNatural]

Kentucky - W
Missouri St - W
North Carolina - W
@Florida International - W
@Southern Miss - W
@Pittsburgh - W
South Florida - W
Cincinnati - W
Temple - W
@Syracuse - W
UCONN - W
@Rutgers - W

12-0

[Cyan]

Im hurt that you would use my name in a sentence with her.

Not only the best academic school, but also the athletic school in the country!

Two sentences.

[Alligatorjandro]

Oh yall

[cdyhybrid]

Kentucky - W Missouri St - W North Carolina - W @Florida International - W @Southern Miss - W @Pittsburgh - W South Florida - W Cincinnati - W Temple - W @Syracuse - W UCONN - W @Rutgers - W 12-0

That's a pretty easy schedule. You guys should join a BCS conference, if you keep improving you'll have a shot at those lucrative BCS bowls.

[TheNatural]

That's a pretty easy schedule. You guys should join a BCS conference, if you keep improving you'll have a shot at those lucrative BCS bowls.

We've already made one before, got screwed out of another by officiating, and would have had plenty more if not for Steve Kragthorpe.

We'll be back in the Orange Bowl this season.

[cdyhybrid]

We've already made one before, got screwed out of another by officiating, and would have had plenty more if not for Steve Kragthorpe. We'll be back in the Orange Bowl this season.

I dunno, Boise is probably gonna start the season ranked, so you'll have to hope they lose to jump them for that spot.

[perfectchaos007]

Not only the best ACK!ademic school, but also the athletic school in the country! Two sentences.

fify

[TheNatural]

I dunno, Boise is probably gonna start the season ranked, so you'll have to hope they lose to jump them for that spot.

Huh? The Big East still has a BCS tie in for two more seasons.

[Cyan]

I dunno, Boise is probably gonna start the season ranked, so you'll have to hope they lose to jump them for that spot.

Don't forget about TCU. There are several other mid-majors Louisville would have to jump to snag an at-large.

[WinoMcCougarstein]

Here we go:



Sept. 1 - at BYU W
Sept. 8 - Eastern Washington W
Sept. 15 - at UNLV W Going to this game.
Sept. 22 - Colorado W
Sept. 29 - Oregon (in Seattle) L-Going to this game. It will be closer than many predict and we both very well could be 4-0 going into this one. (I wish it was in Pullman.)
Oct. 6 - at Oregon State W Going to this game.
Oct. 13 - California L Going to this game.
Oct. 20 - Bye
Oct. 27 - at Stanford L
Nov. 3 - at Utah L
Nov. 10 - UCLA W
Nov. 17 - at Arizona State W
Nov. 23 - Washington W possibly going to this game, I think I have enough donor points to get tickets.

I see us going anywhere from 6-6 to 8-4. I think a bowl game will definitely happen this year. Going to 4 games in a 5 week span is going to be incredibly awesome!

[Aesius]

Yes, but Dooley is a known quantity as a shitty football coach. I'd rather have him than risk UT lucking into a good coach now that Dave Hart is your AD. OR IS IT POSSIBLE THAT DAVE HART, BAMA GRADUATE, IS DESTROYING YOUR ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT FROM THE INSIDE OUT?

I'm pretty sure UT's president is a Gata. We'll never succeed with all these spies in our midst.

[bluemax]

I think this is important, especially if you have season tickets for USC Games: Porn video shot on Coliseum grounds The name of said porn? "The Gangbang Girl 32" Just when you thought the Gangbang Girl franchise had run out of ideas, they do this.

I actually walked on the field after this porno was filmed :(

Not the same night or anything, but that same season.

[cdyhybrid]

Huh? The Big East still has a BCS tie in for two more seasons.

Big East? Aren't you guys in CUSA?

Don't forget about TCU. There are several other mid-majors Louisville would have to jump to snag an at-large.

True. That's rough.

[TheNatural]

Big East? Aren't you guys in CUSA? True. That's rough.

Hopefully that's just a bad joke, instead of being serious. Otherwise it really proves my point about how insular only college football fans are. Any fan's team outside that team's conference may as well be in Asia somewhere for many fans. Most SEC teams fans probably can't even name more than 10 states in the US.

[Cyan]

No worries, I think cd just forgot about CUSA taking over the Big East name when that conference went defunct.

You mid-majors have it tough. :/

[TheNatural]

No worries, I think cd just forgot about CUSA taking over the Big East name when that conference went defunct. You mid-majors have it tough. :/

No problem here, good chance to go 12-0 next season, nothing wrong with that.

[perfectchaos007]

No problem here, good chance to go 12-0 next season, nothing wrong with that.

Still not good enough for a chance at an MNC without playoffs though. You'll get the same treatment as Cincinnati did in 2009.

[TheNatural]

Still not good enough for a chance at an MNC without playoffs though. You'll get the same treatment as Cincinnati did in 2009.

That's fine. At this point college football is about like professional wrestling in terms of legitimacy and how much wins or losses matter to me anyway. A fun way to cheer on your school or team in an exhibition against your predetermined opposition on a weekly basis and have some beers or drinks, but goes no further than that to actually prove anything. Win a lot you go to a game with a more expensive sponsor. That's about all it is. I didn't even watch the title game last year and don't think I watched any bowl games outside of the one my team was in. I've accepted it is what it is, and it's never going to change.

[perfectchaos007]

That's fine. At this point college football is about like professional wrestling in terms of legitimacy and how much wins or losses matter to me anyway. A fun way to cheer on your school or team in an exhibition against your predetermined opposition on a weekly basis and have some beers or drinks, but goes no further than that to actually prove anything. Win a lot you go to a game with a more expensive sponsor. That's about all it is. I didn't even watch the title game last year and don't think I watched any bowl games outside of the one my team was in. I've accepted it is what it is, and it's never going to change.

Not with that attitude it isn't. Fortunately commissioners from almost all major conferences are trying to create change. Hopefully they do a better job of that than Obama.

[TheNatural]

Not with that attitude it isn't. Fortunately commissioners from almost all major conferences are trying to create change. Hopefully they do a better job of that than Obama.

I've had the hate BCS attitude for a decade now, it hasn't amounted to squat, there's no point in caring anymore outside of just speaking with my disinterest and not following the sham title games and bowl games they put together. They're trying to change it slightly for the better - but again with their own interest in mind. SEC is thinking about how it can secure a guaranteed two team in a four team playoff, as they've done efficiently by using the sham conference title game to their advantage by having the best team sitting out of the conference title game get a BCS free pass.

It's always going to work like this, because rarely do the two best teams in a conference actually play in the title game. And hey, if the bad team in the title game wins? It just secures another spot, and then if the two other best get a spot as well? In a 4 team playoff system, if Georgia beat LSU in the SEC title game last year, there could have been a real chance for there to be 3 of 4 teams in a 4 team playoff. Hell, maybe even 4 of 4 if you wanted Arkansas in LOL SEC trolling at its finest.

Some things change, but it's still essentially the same as long as the system can be worked, it will be worked, and it's going to be worked in the future as well.

So, I'm not going to worry about it. Our schedule is what it is, our bowl options are what they are, we play who we play and beat who we beat. It's out of my hands and out of the school I root for's hands.

[NEOPARADIGM]

Hopefully they do a better job of that than Obama.

[Ceebs]

Still not good enough for a chance at an MNC without playoffs though. You'll get the same treatment as Cincinnati did in 2009.

Obliterated by an SEC team in your consolation bowl?