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Chinner
(04-03-2012, 02:31 PM)
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a bitch is a bitch it doesn't matter if you're poor or rich
Jill Sandwich
the turds of Optimus Prime
(04-03-2012, 02:37 PM)
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Oh god, did that munter from our town make national press? Check out the mouthbreather comments from the Hull Daily Fail.

My favourite:

by Reeree83Monday, April 2 2012, 8:40AM
“hope someone takes a very large bab on her head, selfish, irresponsible, pathetic individual. Hope her kid's are eventually put with a happy, loving family. This story sickens me!”

Chinner
(04-03-2012, 02:44 PM)
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trailer for derek with ricky gervais and karl pilkington
http://youtu.be/DjrW5hXinzk

hopefully it'll be better than lifes too short
CHEEZMO™
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(04-03-2012, 02:48 PM)
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Originally Posted by TCRS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxsbT...layer_embedded

This is hilarious.
Jill Sandwich
the turds of Optimus Prime
(04-03-2012, 02:51 PM)
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Originally Posted by Chinner

trailer for derek with ricky gervais and karl pilkington
http://youtu.be/DjrW5hXinzk

hopefully it'll be better than lifes too short

I doubt it as it's got Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington in.
Little Old Man
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(04-03-2012, 02:54 PM)
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Originally Posted by daviyoung

Not posting a link, don't want to market their website any more than I have to.

Here's a pretty picture of the pretty lady:

[img]http://i.*****************/i/pix/2012/04/03/article-2124246-09BDA2C8000005DC-462_634x592.jpg[/img]

Troll level: Master. Her smile is one to one with troll face.
Here is the harsh reality as to why a lot of women hate her. She is like a few women I know: very open, chatty, and flirtatious towards guys. Not 'one of the lads', but neither a bunny boiler, somewhere in between. She can meet a guy, and get him feeling comfortable talking to her quickly. It certainly isn't her looks, she is the definition of average.
Jill Sandwich
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(04-03-2012, 02:57 PM)
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Originally Posted by CHEEZMO™

This is hilarious.

As is this!
Yen
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(04-03-2012, 03:06 PM)
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Graham Linehan on twitter:
“@Glinner:
I glanced at the Samantha Brick piece and know it's about a very beautiful woman. But who is the woman in the photograph accompanying it?”

Ice cold.
JonathanEx
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(04-03-2012, 03:34 PM)
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Every time I go on the Daily Mail website I slightly forget that I have the headline generator Google Chrome plugin turned on and they all change to the fake ones.
CHEEZMO™
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(04-03-2012, 03:35 PM)
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Originally Posted by JonathanEx

Every time I go on the Daily Mail website I slightly forget that I have the headline generator Google Chrome plugin turned on and they all change to the fake ones.

Examples? This sounds brilliant.
JonathanEx
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(04-03-2012, 03:38 PM)
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Originally Posted by CHEEZMO™

Examples? This sounds brilliant.

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

So the plugin makes one of these headlines for every story on the front page and replaces them in real time.
shorty_symd
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(04-03-2012, 03:47 PM)
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Originally Posted by JonathanEx

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

So the plugin makes one of these headlines for every story on the front page and replaces them in real time.

lol, I'm sooo gonna use this.
JonathanEx
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(04-03-2012, 03:49 PM)
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Speaking of generators (SHAMELESS SHAMELESS SHAMELESS), quite proud as my BBC Three Documentary Generator from last year got a mention in the Guardian yesterday so has had a few thousand hits over yesterday and today. Slightly worrying when it means TV people start following me on Twitter.
zomgbbqftw
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(04-03-2012, 03:55 PM)
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Originally Posted by JonathanEx

Speaking of generators (SHAMELESS SHAMELESS SHAMELESS), quite proud as my BBC Three Documentary Generator from last year got a mention in the Guardian yesterday so has had a few thousand hits over yesterday and today. Slightly worrying when it means TV people start following me on Twitter.

Your generator is so fucking awesome. I showed all of the guys at work last time you posted it!
SmokyDave
His head smashed in and his heart cut out and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...
(04-03-2012, 03:57 PM)
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Originally Posted by JonathanEx

Speaking of generators (SHAMELESS SHAMELESS SHAMELESS), quite proud as my BBC Three Documentary Generator from last year got a mention in the Guardian yesterday so has had a few thousand hits over yesterday and today. Slightly worrying when it means TV people start following me on Twitter.

"Deaf, Poor & Filthy".

Yup, that's awesome.
JonathanEx
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(04-03-2012, 03:59 PM)
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The worrying thing - is it's slightly resembling truth a bit too much now. I've not updated the wordbank in months, so went in to add BBC Three's latest obsessions, which appear to be unemployment, crime and gambling.

They were already in the generator. Hmm.
Hixx
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(04-03-2012, 04:01 PM)
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Originally Posted by Jill Sandwich

I doubt it as it's got Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington in.



Life's Too Short was awful so even if Derek is just ok it will be a step up, at least.
Cindres
Vied for a tag related to cocks, so here it is.
(04-03-2012, 04:03 PM)
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JUST WON ME POUND BACK ON A SCRATCHCARD, ME LUCK'S TURNING!
Yen
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(04-03-2012, 04:04 PM)
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Those two generators are fantastic.
killer_clank
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(04-03-2012, 04:08 PM)
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Originally Posted by JonathanEx

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

So the plugin makes one of these headlines for every story on the front page and replaces them in real time.

This is amazing.

"HAS THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH IMPREGNATED CLIFF RICHARD?"
Clegg
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(04-03-2012, 04:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by JonathanEx

Speaking of generators (SHAMELESS SHAMELESS SHAMELESS), quite proud as my BBC Three Documentary Generator from last year got a mention in the Guardian yesterday so has had a few thousand hits over yesterday and today. Slightly worrying when it means TV people start following me on Twitter.

"The Worlds Most On Fire Best Friend."

"The Worst Place To Be Imaginary."

I would watch these shows.
MmmSkyscraper
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(04-03-2012, 04:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by Cindres

JUST WON ME POUND BACK ON A SCRATCHCARD, ME LUCK'S TURNING!

2 tarts for a pound, that's why Cindres has gone to Iceland.
defel
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(04-03-2012, 04:29 PM)

Originally Posted by HixxSAFC

Life's Too Short was awful so even if Derek is just ok it will be a step up, at least.

Karl Pilkington is more talented and funnier than Ricky Gervais - there, I said it!

Great stuff on the generator btw lol
Last edited by defel; 04-03-2012 at 04:31 PM.
Hixx
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(04-03-2012, 04:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by defel

Karl Pilkington is more talented and funnier than Ricky Gervais - there, I said it!

Great stuff on the generator btw lol

I agree. His comic timing is unparalleled at the moment, for me.
Cindres
Vied for a tag related to cocks, so here it is.
(04-03-2012, 04:35 PM)
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Originally Posted by MmmSkyscraper

2 tarts for a pound, that's why Cindres has gone to Iceland.

Oh lawd no, everything from Iceland looks like it was ground down, processed, and reformed into the shape of what it's meant to be. Horrrrrrible place.
BGBW
Maturity, bitches.
(04-03-2012, 05:44 PM)
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Originally Posted by SmokyDave

I'm off to kick a Nintendo fan.

Glad I stayed out of this thread for a few hours.
Yen
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(04-03-2012, 05:51 PM)
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Originally Posted by Clegg

"The Worlds Most On Fire Best Friend."

"The Worst Place To Be Imaginary."

I would watch these shows.

Inbred, Confused and Hungover but enough about kentpaul
killer_clank
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(04-03-2012, 05:53 PM)
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Originally Posted by Yenrot

Inbred, Confused and Hungover but enough about kentpaul

ZING!
Suairyu
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(04-03-2012, 05:57 PM)
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The interview footage I was transcribing today has enlightened me as to the dangers of anesthesia and made me fear my upcoming eye surgery. Also I never want to go skiing.
Kentpaul
When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
(04-03-2012, 06:02 PM)
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I'm having a can of coca cola because im past the point of caring about petty unhealthy shit. (i Mainly drink water anyway)
Suairyu
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(04-03-2012, 06:04 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kentpaul

(i Mainly drink water anyway)

What brand of beer is that?
Salvadora
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(04-03-2012, 06:11 PM)
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Kentpaul needs to write a book.
killer_clank
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(04-03-2012, 06:12 PM)
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Originally Posted by Suairyu

What brand of beer is that?

Tennents.
Kentpaul
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(04-03-2012, 06:12 PM)
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Originally Posted by Suairyu

What brand of beer is that?

You cheeky sod.

I average around 10 pints of beer a week (usally in one setting as I only drink one day a week.)

When can i start posting my weed and beer pictures in this thread? Soon I hope because I dont think any mods police this thread.

4 hours of work left and fuck this shift is flying in. So glad to be back on the 2 - 10 shift, it's like a holiday camp compaired to the other shifts. Im of work tomorrow folks so I will invest time into converse with you guys and start mass effect 3! Life's good I ain't had a fuck mah life moment all day!
Last edited by Kentpaul; 04-03-2012 at 06:18 PM.
Bo-Locks
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(04-03-2012, 06:21 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bo-Locks

I'm going stock up on rock salt and shovels.

I knew I was justified. Snow is on the way!
Jill Sandwich
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(04-03-2012, 06:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by Suairyu

The interview footage I was transcribing today has enlightened me as to the dangers of anesthesia and made me fear my upcoming eye surgery. Also I never want to go skiing.

Now I'm looking at girls skiing in bikinis. Thanks.
Kentpaul
When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
(04-03-2012, 06:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bo-Locks

I knew I was justified. Snow is on the way!

It's been snowing up here in Scotland all day. Was out In the yard cleaning the floor cleaner and i got blasted with artic winds (shit was so unpleasant as I only have a hi vis vest/polo combo on.
Last edited by Kentpaul; 04-03-2012 at 06:27 PM.
Suairyu
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(04-03-2012, 07:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kentpaul

When can i start posting my weed and beer pictures in this thread?

Beer? Whenever. Weed? Never. We're not immune to moderation just because we're in community.
killer_clank
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(04-03-2012, 07:30 PM)
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Originally Posted by Suairyu

Beer? Whenever. Weed? Never. We're not immune to moderation just because we're in community.

There used to be a weed thread on GAF. Dunno what happened to it though.
Suairyu
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(04-03-2012, 07:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by killer_clank

There used to be a weed thread on GAF. Dunno what happened to it though.

It got closed and all talk about weed in a specific sense got banned. We've been playing it quite close to the edge in this thread.
Kentpaul
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(04-03-2012, 08:26 PM)
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Originally Posted by Suairyu

It got closed and all talk about weed in a specific sense got banned. We've been playing it quite close to the edge in this thread.

That was a great thread.

It's a pitty threads about sex got banned too :( treating honest hard working middle class awesome people like children :( oh well guys im now craving the rocky movies. Fuck I think about so much random shit when I'm at work.

There was an episode of community I was watching last night that was in the same style as the goodfellas movie. It's like the show keeps on outdoing its self on a episode by episode basis. I for one look forward to watching community tonight.
f0rk
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(04-03-2012, 09:00 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kentpaul

That was a great thread.

It's a pitty threads about sex got banned too :( treating honest hard working middle class awesome people like children :(

Kentpaul, don't take this the wrong way, but do you consider yourself middle class?
CHEEZMO™
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(04-03-2012, 09:56 PM)
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I want to take a trip to the US. Alone.

I've never been anywhere on my own though. What do I need to do?
Kentpaul
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(04-03-2012, 09:57 PM)
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Originally Posted by f0rk

Kentpaul, don't take this the wrong way, but do you consider yourself middle class?

Nice house, girl drives a nice car, the 20 pound notes that pass through my hands.. I dress good and stay in a bought home. What ever I am I live a life a comfort. Working class with no debts.
Last edited by Kentpaul; 04-03-2012 at 10:00 PM.
defel
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(04-03-2012, 09:59 PM)

Originally Posted by CHEEZMO™

I want to take a trip to the US. Alone.

I've never been anywhere on my own though. What do I need to do?

I went on the Work America program last summer and will be repeating it again this year. I went on my own, met everyone there and had an awesome experience.
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(04-03-2012, 10:01 PM)
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Originally Posted by defel

I went on the Work America program last summer and will be repeating it again this year. I went on my own, met everyone there and had an awesome experience.

My parents refuse to help me organise it and say they wont let me go.

Fuck those cunts.
BGBW
Maturity, bitches.
(04-03-2012, 10:04 PM)
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I think I've become a bit Scottish after drinking a bit of Drambuie. Jesus.
f0rk
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(04-03-2012, 10:07 PM)
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Originally Posted by defel

I went on the Work America program last summer and will be repeating it again this year. I went on my own, met everyone there and had an awesome experience.

What job did you get? You need to pay Ł365 up front for the website :/
CHEEZMO™
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(04-03-2012, 10:12 PM)
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Anyone wanna go to Boston for just under 2 weeks from May 25th?
Suairyu
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(04-03-2012, 10:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by CHEEZMO™

I want to take a trip to the US. Alone.

I've never been anywhere on my own though. What do I need to do?

CHEEZMO I told you already. But seeing as you can't learn Google, here:

The Foreign and Commonwealth Office's guidelines on travelling to the US of A.

The rest, such as booking flights, arranging care hire if need be (but surely Lucario will pick you up ;p) and so on should be easy to find out.

P.S. Man the fuck up. You need to learn to do these things without your parents. Their refusal to help you is a great growing opportunity for you. Spread them wings!

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