[upJTboogie]

lol what's the story behind this?

Get him to the Greek

[joelseph]

Such a quality excuse to post gifs. Gaf you are so awesome, where in the world do you find this humorous animated images?!

[Mercury Fred]

Oh god, she's fucking hideous. And is there anything skankier than bleeding out in a whore dress at someone's funeral while trying to steal a dead person's thunder? Truly grotesque. She should do the world a favor and go find a menstrual hut somewhere very, very remote, climb in and never come out of it again.

[macuser1of5]

Oh god, she's fucking hideous. And is there anything skankier than bleeding out in a whore dress at someone's funeral while trying to steal a dead person's thunder? Truly grotesque. She should do the world a favor and go find a menstrual hut somewhere very, very remote, climb in and never come out of it again.

This is worth at least 8 images And 2 animated gifs IMO

[Big Baybee]

Oh god, she's fucking hideous. And is there anything skankier than bleeding out in a whore dress at someone's funeral while trying to steal a dead person's thunder? Truly grotesque. She should do the world a favor and go find a menstrual hut somewhere very, very remote, climb in and never come out of it again.

Ether'd

But seriously, Christina always sounds so horrible. Why do people like her voice again?

[Mercury Fred]

This is worth at least 8 images And 2 animated gifs IMO

Bleeding orange clown. So gross.

[ConfusingJazz]

This is worth at least 8 images And 2 animated gifs IMO

Average age of picture? 5 years?

[nemss]

Oh god, she's fucking hideous. And is there anything skankier than bleeding out in a whore dress at someone's funeral while trying to steal a dead person's thunder? Truly grotesque. She should do the world a favor and go find a menstrual hut somewhere very, very remote, climb in and never come out of it again.

[macuser1of5]

Bleeding orange clown. So gross.

Cynosure just went into upload overdrive

Average age of picture? 5 years?

I wouldn't bet against it

[19 & 21]

Rage fit followed by a nightmare's worth of pictures

She has no measurable talent. I can't be the first one to break this to you. She also looks like a caricature of her former self at this point, but the problem is her former self always looked like gutter trash. 30 lbs of makeup will do that to anyone, though.

[Mercury Fred]

She has no measurable talent. I can't be the first one to break this to you. She also looks like a caricature of her former self at this point, but the problem is her former self always looked like gutter trash. 30 lbs of makeup will do that to anyone, though.

To be fair, she is gifted at attention whoring.

[coriander]

she's a cancerous leprechaun

[morningbus]

I shall predict the future of this thread:

[CHEEZMO™]

Bombs getting dropped ITT.

[macuser1of5]

she's a cancerous leprechaun

I give this a 4/1 jpg/gif split

[Jangocube]

Oh god, she's fucking hideous. And is there anything skankier than bleeding out in a whore dress at someone's funeral while trying to steal a dead person's thunder? Truly grotesque. She should do the world a favor and go find a menstrual hut somewhere very, very remote, climb in and never come out of it again.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn son.

Her fangirls won't like this!

[JaskoX1]

Hey guys, I think Cynosure likes Christina Aguilera.

He needs to get the fuck off this site with this shit and go back to that Scientology forum.

[ConfusingJazz]

He needs to get the fuck off this site with this shit and go back to that Scientology forum.

I am going to need some relevant links to what you are talking about, because this just got a lot more interesting.

[dabig2]

Oh god, she's fucking hideous. And is there anything skankier than bleeding out in a whore dress at someone's funeral while trying to steal a dead person's thunder? Truly grotesque. She should do the world a favor and go find a menstrual hut somewhere very, very remote, climb in and never come out of it again.

No need to go all in like that! This post is drawing blood faster than Christina's leaking vag.

[Polari]

Gross. Why is she still famous anyway?

[Omegasquash]

Am I the only person here that feels a little sorry for her? Yep, she fucked up bad. She's put on a little bit of weight. Just let that shit go, man.

[Rocket Punch]

You are beautiful no matter what they say,
and words can't bring you down.

Images on the other hand...

[ViewtifulJC]

holy FUCK, Cyno is like a one-man(woman?) defense force. Dude has hundreds of images of this girl on stand-by, JUST for the occasion.

What the fuuuuuuuck, thread of the ever

[morningbus]

Am I the only person here that feels a little sorry for her? Yep, she fucked up bad. She's put on a little bit of weight. Just let that shit go, man.

Haters need to follow Xtina's lead and just let that shit go:

[Door2Dawn]

Oh god, she's fucking hideous. And is there anything skankier than bleeding out in a whore dress at someone's funeral while trying to steal a dead person's thunder? Truly grotesque. She should do the world a favor and go find a menstrual hut somewhere very, very remote, climb in and never come out of it again.

Tell us how you really feel.

[Omegasquash]

Haters need to follow Xtina's lead and just let that shit go:

I see what you did there, and tip my hat to you for having a good comeback.

[Dreams-Visions]

this fucking thread has 1,000+ posts.

come now, GAF.

[CHEEZMO™]

Thread of the month.

[Crumpet Trumpet]

this fucking thread has 1,000+ posts. come now, GAF.

It's already eclipsed the Pop Music OT.

That thread flopped harder than Bionic

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I don't like fat pop-stars

[Cynosure]

Cynosure, you excited for The Voice™ Season 2 premiering February 5th after the Super Bowl XLVI, only on NBC?

yes. I cant wait.











See what I did there, trolls?
Not dignifying your tryhard baiting with a response.

Better luck next time.

[G-Fex]

I don't like fat pop-stars

it's not the problem with them being fat, it's the persons themselves.

Hence "christina"

[Marius_]

It's already eclipsed the Pop Music OT. That thread flopped harder than Bionic

I blame the indie pop from chasing the stan wars away

...or not enough Gaf pop

[ViewtifulJC]

See what I did there, trolls? Not dignifying your tryhard baiting with a response. Better luck next time. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/mePdc.gif[IMG]

You realize you JUST responded to it with this declaration of non-response and one of your many, many, MANY Xtina gifs, right?

[Rocket Scientist]

So what's the consensus? Period blood or spray tan?

[Dreams-Visions]

So what's the consensus? Period blood or spray tan?

certainly not the later.

[LabouredSubterfuge]

So what's the consensus? Period blood or spray tan?

Period blood spray.

[Marius_]

So what's the consensus? Period blood or spray tan?

It was spray tan, google it

[okdakor]

it still looks like runner diarrhea

[Yenrot]

GAF has jumped the shark with this thread.

[ViewtifulJC]

After bleeding all over the place, she probably would shit on a couch like that.

[BattleMonkey]

Can't be blood, it's never THAT much.

[G-Fex]

After bleeding all over the place, she probably would shit on a couch like that.

My guess is next she'll vomit on a live tv interview.

[ViewtifulJC]

Ive done more than just smash...exactly what you are thinking.

have you ever bit your tongue really hard? It's like that. Only with vagina.

[Mercury Fred]

So what's the consensus? Period blood or spray tan?

Christina A: Hi, let's get this shit done, I'm on my heavy flow day. I'm dropping some beet-looking clots everywhere.

Christina chews on a thigh from KFC and spits the bone into the grease-translucent bucket on her lap.

Spray Tan Technician: OK, do you want your usual Nuclear Tangerine?

Christina A: I need something classy, I'm going to some, like, dead lady's funeral. I'm gonna kill it!

Christina pages through the color catalog, and stabs her greasy cigar-finger at a color sample.

The technician looks at the color.

Spray Tan Technician: OK. Mac & Cheese ClownWhore it is. Great choice.

*pause*

Spray Tan Technician: Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Aguilera, you'll have to peel those Spanx off before I can hose you down.

[Misterinenja]

Funniest thread I've read in a while.

[CHEEZMO™]

Christina A: Hi, let's get this shit done, I'm on my heavy flow day. I'm dropping some beet-looking clots everywhere. Christina chews on a thigh from KFC and spits the bone into the grease-translucent bucket on her lap. Spray Tan Technician: OK, do you want your usual Nuclear Tangerine? Christina A: I need something classy, I'm going to some, like, dead lady's funeral. I'm gonna kill it! Christina pages through the color catalog, and stabs her greasy cigar-finger at a color sample. The technician looks at the color. Spray Tan Technician: OK. Mac & Cheese ClownWhore it is. Great choice. *pause* Spray Tan Technician: Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Aguilera, you'll have to peel those Spanx off before I can hose you down.

[Cynosure]

You realize you JUST responded to it with this declaration of non-response and one of your many, many, MANY Xtina gifs, right?

Nope. They want me to challenge them on how she isn't the talentless skanky abomination they make her out to be.




not giving them what they want







and as for the many, many MANY gifs/pics, are you asking for it?
Because I have no problem or insecurities about posting them

[homerule]

.

[Rocket Punch]

Christina A: Hi, let's get this shit done, I'm on my heavy flow day. I'm dropping some beet-looking clots everywhere. Christina chews on a thigh from KFC and spits the bone into the grease-translucent bucket on her lap. Spray Tan Technician: OK, do you want your usual Nuclear Tangerine? Christina A: I need something classy, I'm going to some, like, dead lady's funeral. I'm gonna kill it! Christina pages through the color catalog, and stabs her greasy cigar-finger at a color sample. The technician looks at the color. Spray Tan Technician: OK. Mac & Cheese ClownWhore it is. Great choice. *pause* Spray Tan Technician: Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Aguilera, you'll have to peel those Spanx off before I can hose you down.

"Master, based on the information allocated in my memory banks there's a 99.9% probability this is how the events transpired."