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(01-29-2012, 06:58 PM)
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The Mystery Behind The Mystery Panties: Solved (Final Fantasy VII)
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If you've looked at any website or database that collects concept art for Final Fantasy VII, you may have stumbled across this image:
![]() Those are "Mystery Panties", which was an unused key item for the original game. Most people deduced these were Tifa's "Orthopedic Underwear", which you could collect jokingly during the Nibelheim flashback. It turns out, however, that the panties are part of a bigger, darker secret buried deep within FFVII's coding. The passage below is taken from two websites, GlitterBerri and Lifestream.net: http://www.glitterberri.com/final-fa...i/unseen-text/ http://thelifestream.net/final-fanta...d-text-series/ Originally, the HoneyBee Inn was supposed to have several extra floors and rooms to visit, filled with patrons talking about the newest hostess, Tifa. Turns out in order to seek an audience with Don Corneo, Tifa had to work her way up the sleaze ladder to rank as one of the top girls at the Inn in order to catch Corneo's attention. During this stage of the game, Tifa is already at Corneo's mansion awaiting an audience, so Cloud is tasked with collecting the necessary items in order to create a convincing crossdressing outfit in order to be let in. Now that the context has been established, I'll let the video speak for itself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=3iEHsGeaDbY If you hadn't quite pieced it together, you can get the quick and dirty version below: At one point in FFVII's development, you were able to procure a stolen pair of Tifa's panties from a pervert, which can be used as part of Cloud's disguise. Only they aren't Tifa's panties....they're Marlene's. Once you've come back from your fifth shower scrubbing off the imaginary filth you feel yourself covered with, you're probably wondering who would come up with such a twisted idea. Behold the man responsible...
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Last edited by SOLDIER; 01-29-2012 at 07:01 PM.
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(01-29-2012, 07:11 PM)
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#9
I guess this sort of qualifies as a cloud-bush revelation.
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(01-29-2012, 07:11 PM)
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(01-29-2012, 07:14 PM)
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(01-29-2012, 07:17 PM)
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#16
Who the fuck is so twisted to put underage girls panties items in a...
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(01-29-2012, 07:37 PM)
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(01-29-2012, 08:49 PM)
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#25
Toriyama is capable of coming up with some decent ideas, and can also function as an event director, so long as he's reigned in and kept under check.
I don't know if FFX-2 and FFXIII-2 are what happens when you let him go completely off the rails, but I'd rather not see what he's capable of if further left to his own devices. Had this scene actually made it in, it would have undoubtedly been the low point of the entire franchise. |
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(01-29-2012, 09:00 PM)
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#27
I'm hoping this story spreads out across the internet. I even posted the thread here in the hopes Kotaku will sponge off of it and make it into a story, as they are want to do.
It's too crazy a discovery to leave obscure. I don't think even Japanese gamers are aware of it, since this de-coding was discovered by English-speaking fans. |
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(01-29-2012, 09:10 PM)
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#28
I dunno, there was nothing explicitly stating they were Marlene's panties.
A woman wearing underwear with childish patterns on it seems to be some kind of Japanese joke trope. I've come across it in a few different manga. But if I'm wrong, well shit. That'll show me for giving someone the benefit of the doubt. |
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(01-29-2012, 09:12 PM)
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#29
While it is a possibility that the joke is simply that Tifa has a secret affinity for cute underwear, such a revelation would only make this story slightly less creepy.
Regardless of their origins, it's still a key item that Cloud can use and equip that belongs to someone he knows. "When I said I wanted him to get into my underwear, I didn't think he'd take it literally..." |
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(01-29-2012, 09:22 PM)
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#32
And that's why I love videogames.
Last edited by brandonh83; 01-29-2012 at 09:28 PM.
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(01-29-2012, 09:44 PM)
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oh oh, Toriyama........ |
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(01-29-2012, 09:46 PM)
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They could still be Tifa's childish underwear. Them being Marlene's is kind of a jump.
The hot tub scene is pretty explicit and therefor worse. I can't believe that Sector 5 quest made it in as it is.
Last edited by RagnarokX; 01-29-2012 at 09:48 PM.
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(01-29-2012, 11:15 PM)
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#48
Wearing Marlene's panties = super creepy Wearing Tifa's panties = super hawt |