shanshan310
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You only love orange-juice!
Professor Beef
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Yawn, old Law & Order
Ashes1396
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Originally Posted by Professor Beef: View Post
Yawn, old Law & Order
No one is going to top this.

edit: Apart from Shanshan's post I suppose.
Acid08
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Yoshi offers little optimism
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Young otters love oysters
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Originally Posted by Professor Beef: View Post
Yawn, old Law & Order
This would be interesting, but I don't watch it. :s

Originally Posted by Acid08: View Post
Young otters love oysters
:O

:O

Otters! :D
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Yes, only live octopi
Professor Beef
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You oughta lick oreos
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Yoshi obeys Luigi's orders

:o

*wanted to do a video game one*
Acid08
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Yellow orangutan looks odd
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Yellow Onions Love Openly
Ashes1396
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only on gaf.®
RobotNinjaHornets
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Originally Posted by Billiechu: View Post
Oh hey lets read this

Quote:
Or “Sonic Colours” if you live in a country with a total disregard for ink usage with unnecessary letters.
...I HATE YOU >:C
Emitan
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Please Think Before You Waste Ink
RobotNinjaHornets
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Originally Posted by Billiechu: View Post
Please Think Before You Waste Ink
I don't even use that much ink :c
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Or “Sonic Colours” if you live in an awesome country.
I fixed it for you Billie.
Professor Beef
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Originally Posted by shanshan310: View Post
I fixed it for you Billie.
You broke it!
RobotNinjaHornets
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Originally Posted by Professor Beef: View Post
You fixed it!
I fixed it for you Beef
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Originally Posted by Billiechu: View Post
http://palulupalalace.wordpress.com/ I also reviewed things, my Sonic Colours write up is far shorter and less detailed.
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My 9 year old daughter would like to submit the following:

Yummy Oranges Lick Orifices

Yaks Ooze Lactating Octopus
Last edited by Davedough; 06-18-2012 at 03:06 PM.
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Originally Posted by RobotNinjaHornets: View Post
Oh hey lets read this
Quote:
Or “Sonic Colours” if you live in a country with a total disregard for ink usage with unnecessary letters.
...I HATE YOU >:C
Your hurting this website's American sensibilities. Surely, you meant to say "...I HATE YO >:C"
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I actually prefer British spellings

shhhh
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Originally Posted by Davedough: View Post
My 9 year old daughter would like to submit the following:

Yummy Oranges Lick Orifices

Yaks Ooze Lactating Octopus
Hahahaha, your daughter wins.
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Originally Posted by Davedough: View Post
My 9 year old daughter would like to submit the following:

Yummy Oranges Lick Orifices

Yaks Ooze Lactating Octopus
Well, she's definitely your daughter. I was going to ask why she knew the phrase "lick orifices", before I realised that.
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Originally Posted by RobotNinjaHornets: View Post
Well, she's definitely your daughter. I was going to ask why she knew the phrase "lick orifices", before I realised that.
Truth be told, she didn't know the phrase, but randomly put the words together. When she saw me laugh, she stuck with it.
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Originally Posted by Davedough: View Post
Truth be told, she didn't know the phrase, but randomly put the words together. When she saw me laugh, she stuck with it.
Impressive.

Also I made this post in the punk thread BUT FUCK IT I'M POSTING HERE TOO BECAUSE IT'S RLY GOOD AND THEY NEED EXPOSURE.

Originally Posted by RobotNinjaHornets: View Post
My internet friend's band has put up their new album on Bandcamp.

It's really fucking good

Hawkian
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Can you people imagine the world, the madness that would result, if you could just ask a girl you just met what she was thinking, for real?

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE MADNESS?
Emitan
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If you ask me what I'm thinking about its either videogames or boobs
Hawkian
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If only they were all like you, Emilie
Lissar
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Originally Posted by Hawkian: View Post
Can you people imagine the world, the madness that would result, if you could just ask a girl you just met what she was thinking, for real?

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE MADNESS?
A lot of times what I am thinking cannot be put into words. :<


http://whatonearthisyolo.tumblr.com/

More YOLO is at hand!
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Originally Posted by Hawkian: View Post
Can you people imagine the world, the madness that would result, if you could just ask a girl you just met what she was thinking, for real?
You can't just ask that!?

I think many times you'll get an answer like Lissars, but that doesn't mean you can't ask.

Spoiler: non-loquacious people sometimes hate being asked that.

Originally Posted by Lissar: View Post
A lot of times what I am thinking cannot be put into words. :<


http://whatonearthisyolo.tumblr.com/

More YOLO is at hand!
Yay! Organized labour outlawed!
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Originally Posted by Hawkian: View Post
If only they were all like you, Emilie
You mean if all girls were lesbians? Good luck
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Originally Posted by Lissar: View Post
A lot of times what I am thinking cannot be put into words. :<
Not a girl I have been told I'm hawt in makeup though, but a lot of what I think can very easily be put into words, seeing as they are words a lot of the time. It'd just help if someone else could do it 'cause the transportation from brain to mouth just makes my brain go "WHAT?! AARGH DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HELP"

Also: YO! LOser!
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Originally Posted by CrudeDiatribe: View Post
You can't just ask that!?
You can't just ask that of someone you've just met, it's absurd!
Originally Posted by Billiechu: View Post
You mean if all girls were lesbians? Good luck
Hey not what you said... and since when did thinking about boobs and videogames equate to being a lesbian?
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That would make Lissar a lesbian so I guess not
CrudeDiatribe
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Originally Posted by Hawkian: View Post
You can't just ask that of someone you've just met, it's absurd!
Hmm. I suppose. In university it wasn't much of a problem, which is the era I think of when I think of 'meeting girls'.
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If I'm not thinking about games or boobs its probably outer space
Davedough
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Originally Posted by Billiechu: View Post
That would make Lissar a lesbian so I guess not
Stop making me think about Lissar like that.
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Originally Posted by Davedough: View Post
Stop making me think about Lissar like that.
Lissars lasers lizards lesbians

She is all the things
Acid08
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I think about booty more than boobs. Mostly I think about cars though.
Hawkian
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Originally Posted by CrudeDiatribe: View Post
Hmm. I suppose. In university it wasn't much of a problem, which is the era I think of when I think of 'meeting girls'.
Certainly wasn't an issue then. This'd be a new employee sitting at the desk next to me.
Davedough
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Originally Posted by Hawkian: View Post
Certainly wasn't an issue then. This'd be a new employee sitting at the desk next to me.
Tell her you're able to fart the theme to Jaws. Go into detail, "You know, the entire Duuh duh... duuuuuh duh.. dundun dun dun..." and tell her its a skill you picked up as a child. She'll be so intrigued that she'll ask you to demonstrate. Make it overly dramatic and squeeze out a tiny little squeaker and mention "Well, I should at least get an A for effort". You'll both laugh and pretty soon you'll be having drinks together and laughing about the 'good ole times'.
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no more fart jokes I had enough last night
Hawkian
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Originally Posted by Davedough: View Post
Tell her you're able to fart the theme to Jaws. Go into detail, "You know, the entire Duuh duh... duuuuuh duh.. dundun dun dun..." and tell her its a skill you picked up as a child. She'll be so intrigued that she'll ask you to demonstrate. Make it overly dramatic and squeeze out a tiny little squeaker and mention "Well, I should at least get an A for effort". You'll both laugh and pretty soon you'll be having drinks together and laughing about the 'good ole times'.
That's by far the most practical suggestion I've heard all week.
Professor Beef
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Originally Posted by Lissar: View Post
That orange is so sad.
Davedough
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Originally Posted by Hawkian: View Post
That's by far the most practical suggestion I've heard all week.
Its a gift, really.
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Originally Posted by Professor Beef: View Post
That orange is so sad.
You're the one who made it lack optimism.
Professor Beef
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Originally Posted by Lissar: View Post
You're the one who made it lack optimism.
I know, but I didn't think it would look THAT sad!
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Originally Posted by Professor Beef: View Post
I know, but I didn't think it would look THAT sad!
You've created a monster