[Heel]

Is the Dave website chat archived anywhere? Didn't catch it live.

[Jintor]

I need eet

[kai3345]

We totally have, but three people will have linked it to you by the time I find the video. EDIT: No wait, here it is

brad has the voice of an angel

[Aaron]

Holy crap. Watch this (premium):
http://www.giantbomb.com/coffee-kids-and-games/17-5876/

[vitaminwateryum]

Holy crap. Watch this (premium): http://www.giantbomb.com/coffee-kids-and-games/17-5876/

Baby Time with Vinny?

[f0rk]

Holy crap. Watch this (premium): http://www.giantbomb.com/coffee-kids-and-games/17-5876/

He looks to be in the same condition as his hat.

[Darklord]

Holy shit he looks tired lol

[DaBuddaDa]

Ah yes, the shock of the reality of having to take care of a helpless little human being. Ironically, the first year or so is the easiest. Wait 'til they learn to walk.

Parents in general are gods amongst men.

[JordanKZ]

Ahhh children. Vinny does look completely exhausted though. I don't think I've ever heard him talk so 'mellow' in all my life.

[Crewnh]

Holy crap. Watch this (premium): http://www.giantbomb.com/coffee-kids-and-games/17-5876/

Man, he looks awful. Baby Caravella is really working him hard.

Why am I not surprised the Rayman credits are super long?

[WoodenLung]

Ah yes, the shock of the reality of having to take care of a helpless little human being.

Kessler as a intern was for Vinny training exactly that.

[winstano]

Holy shit he looks knackered!! Max is a cute kid too, Vinny done good!

[RomanticHeroX]

I can't help but think Vinny's just going to pass out on the Bombcast.

[Hot Coldman]

Vinny don't come to work, god damn man

[winstano]

I can't help but think Vinny's just going to pass out on the Bombcast.

"Hey everyone it's Tooooooooosday April 17th 2012, welcome to the Giant Bombcast, I'm your host Ryan Davis, alongside me Jeff Gerstmann"
"Hello!"
"Bradley Shoemaker"
"Emails"
"Trick Tricky Klepek"
"'sup"
"And the triumphant return, ladies and gentlemen of proud new parent, Vinny Caravella!"
"zZZzzzzzZZZZzzzz...."
"Vinny Caravella!!"
"Zzzzzz.... *snort* Coffee? eh? Poop? Zzzzz"

[Patryn]

Vinny needs to come to work to get a vacation from his home.

[Danielsan]

That Vinny video was great. Vinny looks absolutely destroyed though.

[slaughterking]

The Rayman credits really are long.

[Hoo-doo]

Fuck, terrible timing, my membership just ended and I don't have a spare 50$ to throw at them right now. Bring back the 35$ yearly membership sale!

[Danielsan]

Fuck, terrible timing, my membership just ended and I don't have a spare 50$ to throw at them right now. Bring back the 35$ yearly membership sale!

Just pay $5 for a month. Problem solved.

[DaBuddaDa]

How to become Vinny without having a kid:

1) Program an extremely loud alarm clock to go off in a random interval between a half hour and three hours.

2) Place the alarm clock in a bedroom that isn't your bedroom.

3) Whenever the alarm clock goes off, you must immediately go to it and hold it for a random interval between 5 minutes and 30 minutes before it will turn off (remember to set it to "ear-shatteringly loud")

Repeat steps one through three for two weeks straight, including weekends, 24/7.

[kylej]

Kessler as a intern was for Vinny training exactly that.

I are laugh post this.

[Foliorum Viridum]

Surprised Vinny got bored of stealth in HR, but those fucking minigames were rape to the mind after a while.

Hacking/lock picking minigames need to die.

[Hoo-doo]

Just pay $5 for a month. Problem solved.

I would, if they accepted anything other than creditcards.

[Arlecchino]

70 hours in Deus Ex: HR? What the actual fuck?

[FStop7]

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail fin. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark will go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

[DaBuddaDa]

70 hours in Deus Ex: HR? What the actual fuck?

I have ~55 hours into it...it can be a time sink if you just like to explore and read everything.


Edit: Sorry, 55 not 65, actually. Still a long time though!

[Foliorum Viridum]

70 hours in Deus Ex: HR? What the actual fuck?

That's 3.5x the length of my first playthrough!

[Hot Coldman]

I put 70+ hours in Just Cause 2

[ultron87]

I put 70+ hours in Just Cause 2

Well that makes sense. That game is actually fun.

[MiniBossBattle]

How to become Vinny without having a kid: 1) Program an extremely loud alarm clock to go off in a random interval between a half hour and three hours. 2) Place the alarm clock in a bedroom that isn't your bedroom. 3) Whenever the alarm clock goes off, you must immediately go to it and hold it for a random interval between 5 minutes and 30 minutes before it will turn off (remember to set it to "ear-shatteringly loud") Repeat steps one through three for two weeks straight, including weekends, 24/7.

4) The constant fear/realization that you are in charge of a helpless human life. Its the ultimate videogame escort mission. Except it lasts for years.

Welcome to parenthood Vinny. It gets better. Also, go to sleep Vinny where ever/whenever you can. You have be a napping ninja.

[ArjanN]

I can't help but think Vinny's just going to pass out on the Bombcast.

Vinny looks like he's about two more days of no sleep away from turning into the unabomber.

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

This video has shown me that I would rather have a site just with Vinny then what we've had for the last couple of weeks.

[Hot Coldman]

Well that makes sense. That game is actually fun.

ba-dum tish Human Revolution was the best game of last year, 70 hours totally makes sense

[Rapstah]

"I still think Dimebag was the greatest guitarist to walk this earth, and our love for his solo in Cemetary Gates is why we chose that song for this tribute album. Hope you enjoy it."

[Foliorum Viridum]

Well that makes sense. That game is actually fun.

Out.

[LuchaShaq]

How to become Vinny without having a kid: 1) Program an extremely loud alarm clock to go off in a random interval between a half hour and three hours. 2) Place the alarm clock in a bedroom that isn't your bedroom. 3) Whenever the alarm clock goes off, you must immediately go to it and hold it for a random interval between 5 minutes and 30 minutes before it will turn off (remember to set it to "ear-shatteringly loud") Repeat steps one through three for two weeks straight, including weekends, 24/7.

Don't forget to set all of your money on fire and do something horrible to your girlfriend so she won't be able to have sex for awhile+be too tired to once she's able.

Kid is cute though, honestly find most babies horrifically ugly.



Wasn't there a dave livestream on friday? I was at work so I've been waiting for the video/audio about the new site features and such?

[RomanticHeroX]

How to become Vinny without having a kid: 1) Program an extremely loud alarm clock to go off in a random interval between a half hour and three hours. 2) Place the alarm clock in a bedroom that isn't your bedroom. 3) Whenever the alarm clock goes off, you must immediately go to it and hold it for a random interval between 5 minutes and 30 minutes before it will turn off (remember to set it to "ear-shatteringly loud") Repeat steps one through three for two weeks straight, including weekends, 24/7.

Close, but the alarm would also need to be able to randomly poop and/or vomit on you.

[DaBuddaDa]

Close, but the alarm would also need to be able to randomly poop and/or vomit on you.

I think that can be arranged, if you're going for the authentic experience.

[YuriLowell]

I think I would rather die then have a kid.

[Hoo-doo]

I think I would rather die then have a kid.

Ah, youth.

[ghostmind]

Its the ultimate videogame escort mission.

As a parent on year six of the neverending escort mission, I can say this description is perfect.

[Haunted]

Holy crap. Watch this (premium): http://www.giantbomb.com/coffee-kids-and-games/17-5876/

Rex 1 - Vinny 0

[YuriLowell]

Ah, youth.

I'm pretty sure ill have this mindset for the next 50 years.

[Hoo-doo]

I'm pretty sure ill have this mindset for the next 50 years.

I was pretty sure I was going to be a metalhead for the rest of my life too. Things change.

But no, there are indeed people who choose to remain childless forever, with their own reasons. But the way you worded it made me think of a brash kid trying to be cool and "against the system".

My apologies.

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

Rex 0 - Vinny 34

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[DaBuddaDa]

Somewhere around 25%-30% of Americans never have children and that % is growing, so it's not like it's an odd thing to never do.

[YuriLowell]

I was pretty sure I was going to be a metalhead for the rest of my life too. Things change. But no, there are indeed people who choose to remain childless forever, with their own reasons. But the way you worded it made me think of a brash kid trying to be cool and "against the system". My apologies.

No worries. I just don't think children are for me.

[Backfoggen]

Max is cool baby irl.

[Darklord]

Ah, youth.

I'm 23 and wouldn't want kids for at least a decade.