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Chinner
(03-06-2012, 12:07 PM)
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WHAT HAPPENS TO MIRANDA? does she still look like a man?
Petrichor
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(03-06-2012, 12:17 PM)
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I really liked the ending. The only thing I dont understand is how turning all life in the galaxy into cyborgs is a solution to the problem the reapers were created to prevent. Surely all organics being partly synthetic doesn't preclude them from building synthetics that could potentially wipe them out? :/

Hell, it made more sense in the context of the series than the ending to LOST did...

The only thing I found disappointing was the roster of squadmates. EDI is a completely pointless addition because if you haven't selected her as a part of your squad she'll just talk over the intercom anyway (though her being the Luna VI from ME1 was a nice touch!), and James isn't particularly inspiring either. The prothean squadmate should have been a major part of the story imo. It also would have been nice for some of the ME2 characters to join your squad at some point (miranda, legion, mordin, samara in particular).

I know the excuse they used was that they wanted the squad to feel more intimate but honestly there's as little squad interaction as there was in ME2. Seems like they just cut corners.
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Jenga
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(03-06-2012, 12:43 PM)
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everything they've done with the plot is an hilarious mess

I shouldn't be surprised anyways, but damn they screwed this up. i mean true, the original wasn't award winning but it was at the least fairly competent
Mendrox
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(03-06-2012, 01:12 PM)
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Originally Posted by Chinner

WHAT HAPPENS TO MIRANDA? does she still look like a man?

Nobody said anything about her at the moment. I guess she is dead :'(
Yvonne Strahotski :(
Tess3ract
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(03-06-2012, 01:14 PM)
I haven't played it yet but I played the first one for the story and the customization and interactions, not the combat.

The second game was more about combat and less about the first two things, so I obviously hated it more. This one seems to even further that, pushing more combat and adding back the customization that was lost while beating the story into the ground.

Sad. Could have had something nice here.
Deadly
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(03-06-2012, 01:22 PM)
So everything about the leaked script turned out to be true or even worst?
Petrichor
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(03-06-2012, 01:28 PM)
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Originally Posted by Tess3ract

I haven't played it yet but I played the first one for the story and the customization and interactions, not the combat.

The second game was more about combat and less about the first two things, so I obviously hated it more. This one seems to even further that, pushing more combat and adding back the customization that was lost while beating the story into the ground.

Sad. Could have had something nice here.

Mass Effect 3 has a better story than Mass Effect 1, easily.

Though I'd say the story isn't particularly strong in any of the games.
Tess3ract
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(03-06-2012, 01:37 PM)
hehehe

Dark Stalkers
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(03-06-2012, 01:40 PM)
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How long do i have to wait until missions become unavailable?
The Technomancer
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(03-06-2012, 01:41 PM)
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Originally Posted by BigJiantRobut

I also love the "you can continue the legend with multiplayer and downloadable content" screen that pops up after the credits. Talk about a mood killer.

That seems incredibly tacky
Wiggum2007
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(03-06-2012, 01:45 PM)
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What ever happened to that whole dark energy subplot from ME2, does that factor in anywhere?

Originally Posted by Tess3ract

hehehe

lol wtf
OdysseusVA
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(03-06-2012, 01:56 PM)
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Originally Posted by Mendrox

Nobody said anything about her at the moment. I guess she is dead :'(
Yvonne Strahotski :(

DEAD
exmachina64
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(03-06-2012, 02:06 PM)
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Originally Posted by Phthisis

According to BioWare, Dragon Age is a video game in the Mass Effect universe (and is a feeble, if clever, explanation for the Blood Dragon armor).

http://kotaku.com/5887982/are-mass-e...oware-responds

You missed the part where Zeschuk hints that the Dragon Age games are set after Mass Effect 3's Destroy ending. :P
Hix
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(03-06-2012, 02:19 PM)
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Originally Posted by Petrichor

Mass Effect 3 has a better story than Mass Effect 1, easily.

What? No.

Mass Effect 1 didn't have an especially good story, but at least it was coherent.

Mass Effect 3's story is a complete and utter mess. A textbook example of deus ex machina endings that literally cannot be described as anything other than space magic. An explanation on the Reapers that leaves plotholes big enough to fit Reapers through. Inconsistently amending, retconing or outright ignoring of pre-established series lore. Oh and the death of all the characters you've come to know and love over the last three installments for dramatic effect (either during the game or at the end, it makes no difference!). Horrific.

EDIT: I should note that there will be MANY people scratching their heads over issues like the absolutely bonkers synthetic ending or how/why the Reapers do what they do. Not due to any great complexity in story-telling, or technobabble and sci-fi jargon that the layman struggles to comprehend. No instead it's because it just plain doesn't make any sense.
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Mendrox
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(03-06-2012, 02:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by OdysseusVA

DEAD

NO that can't be true. o__o
You are lying sir, why would they do that?
Thunder Monkey
(03-06-2012, 02:30 PM)
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Originally Posted by Chinner

WHAT HAPPENS TO MIRANDA? does she still look like a man?

Face of a man, butt of a digital goddess.

It really is amazing how "off" they were with her face. Artistic interpretation indeed, nowhere close to the source material.
Petrichor
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(03-06-2012, 02:31 PM)
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Originally Posted by Hix

What? No.

Mass Effect 1 didn't have an especially good story, but at least it was coherent.

Mass Effect 3's story is a complete and utter mess. A textbook example of deus ex machina endings that comes literally cannot be described as anything other than space magic. An explanation on the Reapers that leaves plotholes big enough to fit Reapers through. Inconsistently amending, retconing or outright ignoring pre-established series lore. Oh and the death of all the characters you've come to know and love over the last three installments for dramatic effect (either during the game or at the end, it makes no difference!). Horrific.

No. Saren spends the whole game trying to find the conduit...a device that teleports him into the citadel.... a place that he already had access to because of his spectre status? The story of Mass Effect 1 is many things, convoluted, senseless, boring, derivative, but coherent isn't one of them.
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(03-06-2012, 02:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by Petrichor

No. Saren spends the whole game trying to find the conduit...a device that teleports him into the citadel.... a place that he already had access to because of his spectre status? The story of Mass Effect 1 is many things, convoluted, senseless, boring, derivative, but coherent isn't one of them.

Better than a lot of games though.
Hix
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(03-06-2012, 02:40 PM)
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Originally Posted by Petrichor

No. Saren spends the whole game trying to find the conduit...a device that teleports him into the citadel.... a place that he already had access to because of his spectre status? .

Teleports him into the Citadel to a place that cannot be accessed through any other means in the Citadel, you mean? He needed to control the keepers, the "control center" if you will, could only be accessed by the conduit thanks to action the Protheans as explained by Vigil. That's coherent, if perhaps a touch silly.

Tell me how that comes anywhere close to the many horrible plotholes, baffling Reaper plot and outright bewildering endings that Mass Effect 3 has given us.
Petrichor
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(03-06-2012, 02:43 PM)
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Originally Posted by Thunder Monkey

Better than a lot of games though.

There isn't anything in the first game that even comes close to Anderson's death, Liara's reaction to the fall of Thessia, Tali's reaction when she steps foot on Rannoch for the first time, or any of the ME3 scenes with the illusive man. It's a hammy, pulpy story (just like the first two games), but, and this is the big difference, told competently.

Originally Posted by Hix

Teleports him into the Citadel to a place that cannot be accessed through any other means in the Citadel, you mean? He needed to control the keepers, the "control center" if you will, could only be accessed by the conduit thanks to action the Protheans as explained by Vigil. That's coherent, if perhaps a touch silly.

Tell me how that comes anywhere close to the many horrible plotholes, baffling Reaper plot and outright bewildering endings that Mass Effect 3 has given us.

I'm not sure what's so baffling about the reaper plot? A pretty simple, understandable explanation is given for their existence. It's not wholly original granted, I expected something along those lines going into ME3, but what would you have preferred?
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Photolysis
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(03-06-2012, 02:49 PM)

Originally Posted by Petrichor

There isn't anything in the first game that even comes close to Anderson's death, Liara's reaction to the fall of Thessia, Tali's reaction when she steps foot on Rannoch for the first time, or any of the ME3 scenes with the illusive man. It's a hammy, pulpy story (just like the first two games), but, and this is the big difference, told competently.

There are parts of ME3 (that I've seen) that are very well written, with great dialogue, characterization, and voice acting. But the overarching Reaper plot is just an incoherent mess.

It's a similar problem to ME2's story, just on a grander scale. Some excellent side-stories packaged together with a very weak plot.
Petrichor
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(03-06-2012, 02:51 PM)
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Originally Posted by Photolysis

There are parts of ME3 (that I've seen) that are very well written, with great dialogue, characterization, and voice acting. But the overarching Reaper plot is just an incoherent mess.

It's a similar problem to ME2's story, just on a grander scale. Some excellent side-stories packaged together with a very weak plot.

But Mass Effect 1 featured neither a compelling plot nor interesting side-stories. Considering that precedent, I don't understand how people can be disappointed with what we've ended up with in ME2 and ME3.
Hix
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(03-06-2012, 02:55 PM)
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Originally Posted by Petrichor

There isn't anything in the first game that even comes close to Anderson's death, Liara's reaction to the fall of Thessia, Tali's reaction when she steps foot on Rannoch for the first time, or any of the ME3 scenes with the illusive man. It's a hammy, pulpy story (just like the first two games), but, and this is the big difference, told competently.

You could make an argument for the VS and Wrex, among other things. I'm not going to, as I agree with you on those scenes. ME3 has many wonderful scenes just like that and highly emotional moments.

We aren't discussing that though. We are discussing the over-all plotline. This isn't just about Shep and his friends (who all find a way of dying or getting screwed over). This is about ME-verse as a whole. The original ME did not have to rely on space magic as the central plot device.

On the point of character emotion; BSN and other places are literally going into meltdown with panicked fans in disbelief that the characters (and love interests) they got so emotionally invested in after three games cannot get a happy ending because Bioware says so. If this is a good plot then I'd hate to see a bad one.

I'm not sure what's so baffling about the reaper plot? A pretty simple, understandable explanation is given for their existence. It's not wholly original granted, I expected something along those lines going into ME3, but what would you have preferred?

It's baffling that Bioware actually went down that road, despite the fact it presents multiple massive plotholes.

I can somewhat appreciate the synthetics killing organics so organics don't make synthetics to kill organics idea. That would be fine on it's own, but it's not on it's own. It has to stand on the lore of the series as a whole. The only reason organics have the capacity to create synthetics that can kill organics is because the Reapers provided them with it. This massive gaping plothole and others forby are never explained or even mentioned.
Sickboy007
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(03-06-2012, 02:58 PM)
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How's the Cerberus/IM subplot?
Nihilistic Monk
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(03-06-2012, 04:03 PM)
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So reading through the thread about plot outcomes based on previous game decisions.

My 360 was stolen with my ME2 save on it. I got perfect ending with everyone surviving.

Do I get a menu for my choices at the start of the game ala "I was awesome, saved everyone" A tick box to select who died, or are certain plot outcomes dependant on having a previous game save?

I'm not playing ME2 again to get that save in that case.
Dave1988
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(03-06-2012, 04:41 PM)
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Mass Effect 3 in a nutshell.

This cracked me up. Might be a bit NSFW.
Flipyap
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(03-06-2012, 04:58 PM)
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Originally Posted by firehawk12

Oh, of course. I just assumed that only the party members were Love Plus-able.

No, you can also space-bang Jessica Chobot. She "can't refuse an exclusive."

This is a thing I didn't make up about a real video game that actually exists. I need a new hobby.
Mxrz
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(03-06-2012, 05:18 PM)
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So does anything in ME2 matter?

Also, JC Denton is gonna sue someone.
Zeitgeister
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(03-06-2012, 05:19 PM)
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Originally Posted by madkiller

What happens to the Illusive Man?

SEQUEL!


...

too soon?
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(03-06-2012, 05:20 PM)
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Originally Posted by The_Technomancer

That seems incredibly tacky

It's pretty much the tackiest thing

right up there with MY SWEET
Thunder Monkey
(03-06-2012, 05:22 PM)
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Originally Posted by Petrichor

There isn't anything in the first game that even comes close to Anderson's death, Liara's reaction to the fall of Thessia, Tali's reaction when she steps foot on Rannoch for the first time, or any of the ME3 scenes with the illusive man. It's a hammy, pulpy story (just like the first two games), but, and this is the big difference, told competently.

Cool?

I mean I haven't plated it yet, so I don't have every detail.

I just thought the firsts overall story was pretty good, but it lacked something of a human connection.

The second seemed haphazard, but it had some really entertaining characters. Mordin in particular. Though Legion is fun for the limited amount of time you have him.

In fact I need to have another playthrough. I need to lose all of my sidecrew in a male Sentinel. I already have in a female Adept.

Sorry Chakwas. I must take Legion on lots of missions.


Originally Posted by Flipyap

No, you can also space-bang Jessica Chobot. She "can't refuse an exclusive."

This is a thing I didn't make up about a real video game that actually exists. I need a new hobby.

If that's wrong I don't wanna be right! I have a good forty to fifty by now characters to play out a whole range of different things on. Soon to have a male Sentinel to add to it. Maybe he'll be one of my gay characters.

Yes, I do think a no LI run through ME1 and 2 sounds good. He'll finally get some lovin' in 3 sometime this year.
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Petrichor
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(03-06-2012, 05:28 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sickboy007

How's the Cerberus/IM subplot?

It has its moments. One in particular is a boss battle in that large room that TIM sits in facing the star.
Apophenia Overload
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(03-06-2012, 05:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by Photolysis

Now we just need someone to put up a Google document with the millions of plotholes and for someone to draw an awesome comic mocking the ending!

Then bam, bring out the Bioware retcon machine.

Yeah, I'm really wondering if fans will apply the same sort of detail and dedication they put into destroying Deception into dissecting this game.
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(03-06-2012, 07:04 PM)
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"And then Dumbledore was a gay person." - J.K. Rowling (The post is not real)
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Desi
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(03-06-2012, 07:10 PM)
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if only it was.
Zeitgeister
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(03-06-2012, 07:36 PM)
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Oh wow.

That beam of light you see in the trailer for ME3? It's the fucking ending. Hahahaha... aah, trailers.

It's also called the conduit and has absolutely no reason whatsoever for being there.
Petrichor
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(03-06-2012, 09:03 PM)
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The last half an hour or so is incredibly dark. The ending works a lot better than you'd expect from the scripts primarily because of the production values:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=829FQ...ure=plpp_video

In fact I think one of the best aspects of the game is how successfully it creates a feeling of hopelessness in the player. I feel like the people complaining about the ending must be the kind of people that liked this ending for bladerunner:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fCeH-WnJYM

*shudders*
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Ciastek3214
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(03-06-2012, 09:41 PM)
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Originally Posted by Petrichor

I feel like the people complaining about the ending must be the kind of people that liked this ending for bladerunner

The lack of happy ending in this game is not the problem. It's the lack of any kind of sense in the ending we have that is the problem. Same with Blade Runner ending you posted, no one liked it not because it was "happy", but because it didn't make sense.
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(03-06-2012, 10:14 PM)
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The series of dark endings is not intentional. There are supposedly happy endings available, but they are more difficult to achieve because you have to play multiplayer modes and/or Facebook and iOS promo games in order to raise your War Readiness level sufficiently to unlock them.
EmCeeGramr
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(03-06-2012, 10:17 PM)
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I wonder how many people in the industry will talk about the endings being original and imaginative and have never played Deus Ex.
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(03-06-2012, 10:23 PM)
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Return of the Jedi is how everyone wants all sci-fi stories to end.

AND THEN EVERYTHING WAS HAPPY FOREVER
Dave1988
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(03-06-2012, 10:28 PM)
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Originally Posted by Apophenia Overload

The series of dark endings is not intentional. There are supposedly happy endings available, but they are more difficult to achieve because you have to play multiplayer modes and/or Facebook and iOS promo games in order to raise your War Readiness level sufficiently to unlock them.

I'm gonna call bullshit on that one. They probably mean the Synthesis ending which requires 5000 points of War readiness to be achievable. The disc's have been data mined for different endings and the only files that show up are one we already know about. Unless the Day 1 patch or DLC adds further endings, this is either one big misunderstanding or damage control.
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(03-06-2012, 10:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by Huw_Dawson

Return of the Jedi is how everyone wants all sci-fi stories to end.

AND THEN EVERYTHING WAS HAPPY FOREVER

Only a few people are complaining about how dark the ending is. Personally, it makes sense that when you fight robot gods who are hellbent on killing everything, there's going to be losses.

What I DO anticipate people complaining more about are the deus ex machina, the space magic fixes everything solution to the problem, the silly motivation for the Reapers, the strange resolution of Joker/Normandy, the lack of a denouement for anyone, and the horribly acted post-credit scene.

There are good bits to the ending, and actually those are the dark parts. The stuff with TIM and Anderson is well-done. There's a lot of character writing that I like, particularly the send-offs. Mark Meer gives a good performance finally. And they made Shepard more than a blank-slate, which I like.

But there are a lot of contrivances, and some people aren't going to like that.
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(03-06-2012, 10:37 PM)
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Originally Posted by EmCeeGramr

I wonder how many people in the industry will talk about the endings being original and imaginative and have never played Deus Ex.

the actual ending:

Left: blue.

right: red.

wooh yeah, a paragon OR renegade ending, and the renegade one sucks balls.
Rhino
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(03-07-2012, 12:36 AM)
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Oh my God....I just Mordin...he... T_T

He sacrificed him self to cure the genophage.....he went out singing too....

R.I.P you beautiful son of a bitch.....damn it I can't stop crying...
The Technomancer
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(03-07-2012, 12:38 AM)
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Originally Posted by EmCeeGramr

I wonder how many people in the industry will talk about the endings being original and imaginative and have never played Deus Ex.

It reminds me more of the Foundation books, although that's probably a more obscure source.
EmCeeGramr
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(03-07-2012, 12:42 AM)
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alright here is waifu cleaned up with the power of photoshop: http://i.imgur.com/NNvNX.jpg

still laughing at how goofy it looks
Dave1988
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(03-07-2012, 01:01 AM)
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Originally Posted by EmCeeGramr

alright here is waifu cleaned up with the power of photoshop: http://i.imgur.com/NNvNX.jpg

still laughing at how goofy it looks

So kawaii uguuu~
firehawk12
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(03-07-2012, 01:01 AM)

Originally Posted by Flipyap

No, you can also space-bang Jessica Chobot. She "can't refuse an exclusive."

This is a thing I didn't make up about a real video game that actually exists. I need a new hobby.

Jesus fucking Christ.
Chinner
(03-07-2012, 01:03 AM)
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Originally Posted by Rhino


R.I.P you beautiful son of a bitch.....damn it I can't stop crying...

are you really crying

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