ryutaro's mama
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(04-01-2012, 04:42 AM)

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#9351

Originally Posted by Shadow780: View Post
Magic rented a fuck house for free women, Jordan pays for divorce.
Magic made money with Sheila E. as his band leader.

Jeffrey reduced to talking about Hanes t-Shirts on a commercial flight.
ClovingWestbrook
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(04-01-2012, 04:42 AM)

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#9352

Heavy! That rejuvenation!!!
DY_nasty
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(04-01-2012, 04:43 AM)
#9353

Did Magic have a shoe?
ryutaro's mama
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(04-01-2012, 04:45 AM)

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#9354

Originally Posted by DY_nasty: View Post
Did Magic have a shoe?
He lost several of them up Baaaaw-ston's ass in the 80s.

Meanwhile in Chicago...

Remember that time Jeffrey made the Finals in the rough neck clothesline 80s?

Me neither.
ClovingWestbrook
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(04-01-2012, 04:47 AM)

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#9355

Originally Posted by ryutaro's mama: View Post
He lost several of them up Baaaaw-ston's ass in the 80s.

Meanwhile in Chicago...

Remember that time Jeffrey made the Finals in the rough neck clothesline 80s?

Me neither.
Lol. Love my Lakers Age cohorts.
DY_nasty
#partoftheproblem
(04-01-2012, 04:48 AM)
#9356

At least MJ isn't on ESPN talking with Worst Barry about how Jeremy Lin could be the best PG in the game.
sf2fanatic
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(04-01-2012, 04:49 AM)

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#9357

Originally Posted by ryutaro's mama: View Post
He lost several of them up Baaaaw-ston's ass in the 80s.

Meanwhile in Chicago...

Remember that time Jeffrey made the Finals in the rough neck clothesline 80s?

Me neither.
lol

Dammit I so miss Showtime era
ClovingWestbrook
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(04-01-2012, 04:49 AM)

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#9358

Originally Posted by DY_nasty: View Post
At least MJ isn't on ESPN talking with Worst Barry about how Jeremy Lin could be the best PG in the game.
Magic having poor goggles on judging talent didnt hurt the Lakers. Can the same be said of Jeffrey and the Bobcats?
DY_nasty
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(04-01-2012, 04:51 AM)
#9359

Originally Posted by ClovingSteam: View Post
Magics having poor goggles on judging talent didnt hurt the Lakers. Can the same be said of Jeffrey and the Bobcats?
He wanted Rudy. And he wanted to trade the Kwame pick for Brand.

But again, the first pic on his watch was BiGODbo.

He's okay in my book.
Shadow780
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(04-01-2012, 04:51 AM)

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#9360

To be fair, Ammo has two rings, 1/3 from Jeffrey is not bad.

And who redeemed Jeffrey? Magic's team.
ryutaro's mama
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(04-01-2012, 04:53 AM)

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#9361

Originally Posted by DY_nasty: View Post
At least MJ isn't on ESPN talking with Worst Barry about how Jeremy Lin could be the best PG in the game.
Naw, he's just in North Carolina, devaluing his "investment" and dressing poorly.

And gambling.

You always see Magic smiling on TV...cause he knows that it took him attaining HIV, Kareem retiring and Bryon Scott dying in order for the Bulls to finally get one.

And Cookie > Juanita, back then and now.

Jeffrey has one more chip and miserable existence.

Magic ain't even mad, tho.
DY_nasty
#partoftheproblem
(04-01-2012, 04:54 AM)
#9362

Magic married a woman named Cookie.
ryutaro's mama
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(04-01-2012, 04:56 AM)

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#9363

Originally Posted by DY_nasty: View Post
Magic married a woman named Cookie.
Successful Marriages:

Magic - 1/1

Jeffrey - 0/1

Cookie could have bounced out and no one would have blamed her but she stayed. Cause Earvin got that Magic Stick.

Juanita was just trying to get paid so she could shag the pool boy and spend Jeffrey's loot.
Shadow780
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(04-01-2012, 04:57 AM)

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#9364

Jeffrey is engaged to a chihuahua.
sf2fanatic
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(04-01-2012, 04:58 AM)

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#9365

Originally Posted by ryutaro's mama: View Post
Successful Marriages:

Magic - 1/1

Jeffrey - 0/1

Cookie could have bounced out and no one would have blamed her but she stayed. Cause Earvin got that Magic Stick.

Juanita was just trying to get paid so she could shag the pool boy and spend Jeffrey's loot.
Oh snaps...lol
Forceatowulf
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(04-01-2012, 05:04 AM)

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#9366

Fucking Trollbe...
ClovingWestbrook
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(04-01-2012, 05:05 AM)

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#9367

Just like Magic to Jeffrey, Mama won this.
Adam Blade
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(04-01-2012, 05:15 AM)

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#9368

Clips win five in a row for the first time in like forever.
cuevas, PhD.
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(04-01-2012, 05:32 AM)
#9369

Originally Posted by Adam Blade: View Post
Clips win five in a row for the first time in like forever.
High standards.
Adam Blade
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(04-01-2012, 05:39 AM)

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#9370

Originally Posted by cuevas, PhD.: View Post
High standards.
White Sux.
cuevas, PhD.
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(04-01-2012, 05:43 AM)
#9371

Originally Posted by Adam Blade: View Post
White Sux.
I don't cream my pants when Adam dunn gets a hit.
ClovingWestbrook
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(04-01-2012, 05:52 AM)

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#9372

Originally Posted by cuevas, PhD.: View Post
I don't cream my pants when Adam dunn gets a hit.
Snap. Plus the white sox have more championships in the last decade than the Clippers have in its entire existence.
Adam Blade
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(04-01-2012, 05:55 AM)

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#9373

Originally Posted by ClovingSteam: View Post
Snap. Plus the white sox have more championships in the last decade than the Clippers have in its entire existence.
reilo
learning some important life lessons from magical Negroes
(04-01-2012, 05:57 AM)

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#9374

New OT should be ready in the morning. I need sleep. Goodnight.
ClovingWestbrook
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(04-01-2012, 06:37 AM)

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#9375

Originally Posted by Adam Blade: View Post
<3 Dr.Blade!

thanks for the prostate exam! It was delightful.
pilonv1
(04-01-2012, 06:50 AM)

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#9376

Originally Posted by reilo: View Post
New OT should be ready in the morning. I need sleep. Goodnight.
which sub level of hell can we find it in?
Adam Blade
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(04-01-2012, 06:57 AM)

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#9377

Originally Posted by ClovingSteam: View Post
<3 Dr.Blade!

thanks for the prostate exam! It was delightful.
Hate to break it to you LS, but that big black man who went to your room wasn't a doctor, but a recent parolee, afaik.

:x

Quote:
The Clippers finished March with an 11-9 record as the first team since the Cincinnati Royals in February 1967 to play 20 or more games in a single month
So many games... lockout basketball ugh.
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ratcliffja
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(04-01-2012, 07:18 AM)

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#9378

Originally Posted by Adam Blade: View Post
Clips win five in a row for the first time in like forever.
I was there. It was a lot of fun. Randy Foye had a great game.
Blackace
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(04-01-2012, 07:25 AM)

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#9379

Originally Posted by Shadow780: View Post
Magic rented a fuck house for free women, Jordan pays for divorce.
My head hurts from this garbge
Adam Blade
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(04-01-2012, 07:28 AM)

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#9380

Originally Posted by ratcliffja: View Post
I was there. It was a lot of fun. Randy Foye had a great game.
So jealous. :(

So how did Afro Swag do tonight?

CP3 is godly :o
Last edited by Adam Blade; 04-01-2012 at 07:44 AM.
masud
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(04-01-2012, 07:48 AM)

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#9381

Got damn that was a lot of salt on the last page...

Lin :(
ratcliffja
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(04-01-2012, 08:08 AM)

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#9382

Originally Posted by Adam Blade: View Post
So jealous. :(

So how did Afro Swag do tonight?

CP3 is godly :o
Don't know who Afro Swag is. :(
fredrancour
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(04-01-2012, 08:12 AM)
#9383

Originally Posted by ratcliffja: View Post
Don't know who Afro Swag is. :(
Nick young, i think.
ratcliffja
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(04-01-2012, 08:13 AM)

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#9384

Originally Posted by DY_nasty: View Post
Magic married a woman named Cookie.
True story: my wife's mother dated Magic briefly. Her name is Kiki and looks a lot like Magic's wife. Pretty funny really.
Adam Blade
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(04-01-2012, 11:17 AM)

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Originally Posted by ratcliffja: View Post
Don't know who Afro Swag is. :(
Like the other dude said, Nick Young.

That said, **** seemed like he had a good game.
Dark FaZe
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(04-01-2012, 01:09 PM)

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#9386

Getting depressed about this draft.

It's good in that if you don't get a top 1 pick your going to get a player that is not Jan Vesely bad but otherwise there are no all-stars other than possibly Beal.

Robinson is a poor mans Derrick Williams, who was a much stronger, beefier PF with better scoring who still looked undersized for the position. Robinson can play SF but he won't even be Beasley good.

Kidd Gilchrist is just not a #2 pick. I think he has the best ball control in terms of finishing that I've seen in an SF in a while...but it's hard to say if he'll average even 15 ppg at the next level which is a disaster as a lottery selection...

Drummond will declare for sure due to Uconns post season ban and he's a huge bust and posterboy for how AAU development can ruin players.

Harrison Barnes has defied Luol Deng good predictions and is legitimately comparable to Matt Barnes at this point.

Sullinger lived up to the naysayers last night with a complete inability to play against an NBA sized body in the 7 foot Withey last night. Chances of him becoming Kevin Love are mega millions bad.

Steals in this draft will be Brad Beal (all-star potential), Jeremy Lamb and Terrence Jones given draft position.

Austin Rivers should honestly go undrafted. He's going to be a headache for teams with his huge sense of entitlement being Docs son and his ceiling is Jordan Crawford.
The Frankman
(04-01-2012, 01:44 PM)
#9387

Originally Posted by Dark FaZe:
blah
In other words, a great time to be a fan of a team without a 1st round pick!

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Rodeo Clown
All aboard! The Love train!
(04-01-2012, 02:01 PM)

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#9388

Even if he likes the Knicks, Paul McCartney is still my favorite Beatle.
Forceatowulf
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(04-01-2012, 02:18 PM)

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#9389

*sigh* you're better than that, Paul.. you're better than that.
charsace
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(04-01-2012, 03:13 PM)

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#9390

Originally Posted by Dark FaZe: View Post
Getting depressed about this draft.

It's good in that if you don't get a top 1 pick your going to get a player that is not Jan Vesely bad but otherwise there are no all-stars other than possibly Beal.

Robinson is a poor mans Derrick Williams, who was a much stronger, beefier PF with better scoring who still looked undersized for the position. Robinson can play SF but he won't even be Beasley good.

Kidd Gilchrist is just not a #2 pick. I think he has the best ball control in terms of finishing that I've seen in an SF in a while...but it's hard to say if he'll average even 15 ppg at the next level which is a disaster as a lottery selection...

Drummond will declare for sure due to Uconns post season ban and he's a huge bust and posterboy for how AAU development can ruin players.

Harrison Barnes has defied Luol Deng good predictions and is legitimately comparable to Matt Barnes at this point.

Sullinger lived up to the naysayers last night with a complete inability to play against an NBA sized body in the 7 foot Withey last night. Chances of him becoming Kevin Love are mega millions bad.

Steals in this draft will be Brad Beal (all-star potential), Jeremy Lamb and Terrence Jones given draft position.

Austin Rivers should honestly go undrafted. He's going to be a headache for teams with his huge sense of entitlement being Docs son and his ceiling is Jordan Crawford.
My favorite players are MKG, Jeremy Lamb and Leonard. People are sleeping on lamb because his team was shit, but he's an allstar in the making and the best perimeter player in the draft. MKG gives a team a great defender and rebounder at the 3 with a good slashing game and great finishing around the rim. Leonard is my favorite bigman prospect in this draft. He played on a shit team where guys refused to give him the ball. Really athletic and has good post skills.
cuevas, PhD.
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(04-01-2012, 03:32 PM)
#9391

Hey guys the April foolsthreads up.
obijkenobi
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(04-01-2012, 03:36 PM)

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WTF happened with Jordan/Magic shit up there? Fuck

Anyway, Spurs won their 7th straight yesterday. We're 2.5 behind the Thunder and 5 games up on the Lakers (8 game lead on the Mavs for the division)

Hoping that the Bulls and Grizzlies beat the Thunder the next few games.
jordan0386
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(04-01-2012, 03:43 PM)

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#9393

Perry Jones III. That is all.
LuchaShaq
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(04-01-2012, 03:47 PM)

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#9394

Maybe I'm an asshole but watching Jimmer fail over and over again after the insane tourney hype makes me happy. Fucking clowns acting like Jimmer was nash 2.0 when they have as much in common as Shaq/Eddy Curry. At least most of the guys busting out in tourney play this year might actually not be out of the league in 3 years like Jimmer.
ItWasMeantToBe19
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(04-01-2012, 03:52 PM)

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#9395

I do like the depth in this draft a lot though the top end other than Davis is a little weak with maybe MKG going second overall despite not having any half-court offense other than rebounding.
ratcliffja
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(04-01-2012, 03:55 PM)

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#9396

Originally Posted by Adam Blade: View Post
Like the other dude said, Nick Young.

That said, **** seemed like he had a good game.
Sorry I had a response typed out but for some it didn't post. He looked alright but man does he need to work on his jump shot. He threw up some ugly shots.
Grimm Fandango
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(04-01-2012, 04:10 PM)

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#9397

As much as I want to see Bulls-Thunder, I just know we are gonna lose it by at least 15.
reilo
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(04-01-2012, 04:11 PM)

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#9398

April: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=36550406
Syphon Filter
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(04-01-2012, 05:17 PM)

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#9399

iblocka