SerArthurDayne
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(05-03-2012, 10:53 PM)

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#8351

I don't remember all the sex details as ... intimately as you guys do.
Fuzzy
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(05-03-2012, 10:55 PM)

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#8352

Originally Posted by SerArthurDayne: View Post
I don't remember all the sex details as ... intimately as you guys do.
Some of us bookmark those parts and re-read them. Often.
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(05-03-2012, 10:56 PM)

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#8353

Finally getting to making .gifs for the last episode. So many .gif worthy moments.
Count of Monte Sawed-Off
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(05-03-2012, 10:57 PM)

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#8354

Originally Posted by Fuzzy: View Post
Some of us bookmark those parts and re-read them. Often.
ADWD (paraphrased) She didn't know where the cock began and the cunt ended.

ADWD (paraphrased) She didn't know where the cock began and the cunt ended.

It happens twice!
Lirlond
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(05-03-2012, 11:01 PM)

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Originally Posted by Count of Monte Sawed-Off: View Post
ADWD (paraphrased) She didn't know where the cock began and the cunt ended.

ADWD (paraphrased) She didn't know where the cock began and the cunt ended.

It happens twice!
Different characters too!
Count of Monte Sawed-Off
gimme some of that "black man dap"! hey, where are you all going? guys? guys
(05-03-2012, 11:04 PM)

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Originally Posted by Lirlond: View Post
Different characters too!
I hope when the series gets there they both exclaim it at some point
Beysus
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(05-03-2012, 11:06 PM)

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I've discovered ASOIF this year. Read the first five books between jan-march this year.

I can't believe people waited so long between each release. Sounds painful O_O

But I guess I'll have my share of pain until TWOW gets released. But the show is a good remedy.
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SerArthurDayne
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Originally Posted by Count of Monte Sawed-Off: View Post
ADWD (paraphrased) She didn't know where the cock began and the cunt ended.

ADWD (paraphrased) She didn't know where the cock began and the cunt ended.

It happens twice!
My point exactly. I read through Dance less than a month ago, and it does sound sort of familiar, but not even that much. And definitely not twice.
Count of Monte Sawed-Off
gimme some of that "black man dap"! hey, where are you all going? guys? guys
(05-03-2012, 11:21 PM)

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Originally Posted by SerArthurDayne: View Post
My point exactly. I read through Dance less than a month ago, and it does sound sort of familiar, but not even that much. And definitely not twice.
You need to pay more attention then, you're missing out on the best writing.

AFFC Myrish swamp!
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(05-03-2012, 11:21 PM)

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GRRM has a tendency to repeat a bunch of lines over and over again.

Series Dark wings, dark words. Words are wind.
Beysus
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#8361

And they sometimes sound like cooking books. GRRM sure likes to write into details about the food that's beeing eaten.

I'm glad the show is ignoring those details lol
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Cornballer
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Originally Posted by Plywood: View Post
Finally getting to making .gifs for the last episode. So many .gif worthy moments.
If you're looking for ideas, Dolorous Edd/Grenn/Jon's reaction to Sam's "three horns" comment would be great as well as Jaqen's eye point with the Arya part removed.
SerArthurDayne
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(05-03-2012, 11:32 PM)

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Originally Posted by Count of Monte Sawed-Off: View Post
You need to pay more attention then, you're missing out on the best writing.

AFFC Myrish swamp!
I remember that one!

Also, I have avatar ADD. Nobody will ever recognize who the hell I am. I will try to stick with this one, as it matches my name. Wish there was more Dayne resources to work with.
fallengorn
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(05-03-2012, 11:34 PM)

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Originally Posted by ZeroRay: View Post
GRRM has a tendency to repeat a bunch of lines over and over again.

Series Dark wings, dark words. Words are wind.
Well, those are suppose to be colloquialisms. Although, it is weird to read them when they're found only in one/a few of the books. But that can't be helped.
Massa
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#8365

Originally Posted by ZeroRay: View Post
GRRM has a tendency to repeat a bunch of lines over and over again.
It is known.
Basileus777
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(05-03-2012, 11:52 PM)

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Originally Posted by Massa: View Post
It is known.
It is not known. This post is as useful as nipples of a breastplate.


Though really, the repeating phrases didn't get out of hand until ADWD, but it's mostly because that book was rushed and poorly edited. AFFC had some issues with it, but nothing that took me out of the reading process and make me shake my head at GRRM like ADWD did.
Lothar
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#8367

Originally Posted by Basileus777: View Post
It is not known. This post is a useful as nipples of a breastplate.


Though really, the repeating phrases didn't get out of hand until ADWD, but it's mostly because that book was rushed and poorly edited.
Rushed? I haven't read it yet but how could that be possible? It took 12 years to make!
SerArthurDayne
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Rushed editing. Although most of it was already edited before he finished the last chapters, so even thought it was a very quick turnaround, I'm not sure that was the case. Probably more friends with the editor than anything.

Nowhere near as bad as Rothfuss. God damn does that man need to hire his worst enemy as his editor.
Basileus777
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Originally Posted by Lothar: View Post
Rushed? I haven't read it yet but how could that be possible? It took 12 years to make!
The editing process was was done incredibly quickly to get the book out as fast as possible. And he seemingly finished a large portion of it late and it wasn't properly refined. Even beyond the actual prose, the book has no structure and feels like they just cobbled together a bunch of disparate chapters and said here is what we have, let's publish this.

Originally Posted by SerArthurDayne: View Post
Rushed editing. Although most of it was already edited before he finished the last chapters, so even thought it was a very quick turnaround, I'm not sure that was the case. Probably more friends with the editor than anything.

Nowhere near as bad as Rothfuss. God damn does that man need to hire his worst enemy as his editor.
I agree that the problem starts with GRRM here, but it was clearly rushed as well. Ran at Westeros' comments about the editing process from last year make that pretty clear.
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FStop7
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(05-04-2012, 12:03 AM)

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I like sayings, especially if they carry dramatic weight. Winter is coming, for example. Or from Dune - 'May your blade chip and shatter' and 'the spice must flow.'

The only GRRM saying that irritates me, is

ACOK/ASOS You know nothing, Jon Snow.

God I hate that phrase.
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(05-04-2012, 12:05 AM)

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#8371

I'm not a fan of "where whores go"
Fuzzy
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(05-04-2012, 12:37 AM)

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#8372

Originally Posted by FStop7: View Post
I like sayings, especially if they carry dramatic weight. Winter is coming, for example. Or from Dune - 'May your blade chip and shatter' and 'the spice must flow.'

The only GRRM saying that irritates me, is

ACOK/ASOS You know nothing, Jon Snow.

God I hate that phrase.
Are you serious? [ASoS] I shed a tear when those were her last words.
suzu
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(05-04-2012, 01:24 AM)

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ASOS You know nothing, Jon Snow. You are crazy. That's like one of my favorite phrases from the book. lol.
Arment
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(05-04-2012, 01:27 AM)

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Originally Posted by suzu: View Post
ASOS You know nothing, Jon Snow. You are crazy. That's like one of my favorite phrases from the book. lol.
Same. I also love where whores go. I love the books wholesale. No complaints.
Count of Monte Sawed-Off
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(05-04-2012, 01:28 AM)

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#8375

ADWD SPOILERS The best repeated phrase involving Jon is "Kill the boy."
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#8376

Originally Posted by ZeroRay: View Post
GRRM has a tendency to repeat a bunch of lines over and over again.

Series Dark wings, dark words. Words are wind.
http://www.iswintercoming.com/the-gr...f-t411-15.html

A lot of his repeated bull shit didn't start happening until ADWD.
endre
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(05-04-2012, 01:58 AM)

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Originally Posted by FStop7: View Post
I like sayings, especially if they carry dramatic weight. Winter is coming, for example. Or from Dune - 'May your blade chip and shatter' and 'the spice must flow.'

The only GRRM saying that irritates me, is

ACOK/ASOS You know nothing, Jon Snow.

God I hate that phrase.
I found It is known! way more irritant. Especially in the tv show.
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Originally Posted by Cornballer: View Post
If you're looking for ideas, Dolorous Edd/Grenn/Jon's reaction to Sam's "three horns" comment would be great as well as Jaqen's eye point with the Arya part removed.
I'll have to look for that one.
Fuzzy
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(05-04-2012, 02:08 AM)

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Originally Posted by endre: View Post
I found It is known! way more irritant. Especially in the tv show.
Why are you spoiler tagging that? You know nothing, endre.


EDIT: Nice gifs.



Another one with "Anyone can be banned." would be nice.
Last edited by Fuzzy; 05-04-2012 at 02:11 AM.
PhoenixPause
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#8380

Plywood deserves a standing ovation for creating real gifs I hate the tumblr gif trend so much, bros : /
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(05-04-2012, 02:23 AM)

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#8381

That Baelish gif is perfect for when we get an influx of junior members.
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#8382

Need an intercut gif of that Arya scene + the Charles Dance gif from Ali G Indahouse with subtitles for Arya saying "Dance for me bitch"
Forkball
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Originally Posted by Fuu: View Post


lmao, this one got me.
This is much more funny if you imagine it in Davos' voice.
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#8384



Originally Posted by Fuzzy: View Post
Why are you spoiler tagging that? You know nothing, endre.

EDIT: Nice gifs.



Another one with "Anyone can be banned." would be nice.
ShdwDrake
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(05-04-2012, 03:56 AM)
#8385

Originally Posted by Plywood: View Post



True dat.
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#8386

Originally Posted by ShdwDrake: View Post


True dat.
lol

He must've been banned while I was away, what happened?
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Originally Posted by Fuzzy: View Post
lol

He must've been banned while I was away, what happened?
Microsoft Xbox 360 found to infringe Motorola patents in preliminary ITC ruling
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Boring patent story is boring zzzz
ZeroRay
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(05-04-2012, 04:05 AM)

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#8388

Originally Posted by Plywood: View Post
*except Drinky Crow

What is dead may never die...
Cornballer
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(05-04-2012, 04:07 AM)

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#8389

Thanks, Plywood. GIFs look good, as always.
a Master Ninja
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(05-04-2012, 04:08 AM)

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#8390

So is that shadow-thingy a spell or a creature that persists? Spoiler tag the answer if necessary.
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(05-04-2012, 04:15 AM)

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#8391

Originally Posted by a Master Ninja: View Post
So is that shadow-thingy a spell or a creature that persists? Spoiler tag the answer if necessary.
Spell with semen reagents and a long cool down.
Dany M
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(05-04-2012, 04:17 AM)

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Originally Posted by Plywood: View Post


Can Jon Snow brood any harder!?! *faints*
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Originally Posted by The Lamonster: View Post
Spell with semen reagents and a long cool down.
(series spoiler) doesnt it also make Stannis look years older as a result? I wish they had made him seem a little weaker or something at least, i've read a lot of complaints about how the shadow baby seemed OP and that it didnt seem to have any limitations. Also the whole thing about Melisandre not wanting to continue doing it because it was draining his life fires
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(05-04-2012, 04:34 AM)

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Frost_Ace
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#8395

Jason: "I want to go back"

Peter: "but you're dead"
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(05-04-2012, 05:09 AM)

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#8396

Originally Posted by ZeroRay: View Post
GRRM has a tendency to repeat a bunch of lines over and over again.

Series Dark wings, dark words. Words are wind.
that spoiler is more useless than nipples on a breastplate.
Cornballer
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(05-04-2012, 05:13 AM)

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- WiC.net: Curtain Call: Gethin Anthony
Loofy
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(05-04-2012, 05:15 AM)

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Man wouldnt be awesome if they did an animatrix/halo legends/gotham knight type compilation for GoT.
I really dont think the show will ever go into much detail on alot of the flashbacks and history told in the book.
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The Lamonster
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Originally Posted by Loofy: View Post
Man wouldnt be awesome if they did an animatrix/halo legends/gotham knight type compilation for GoT?
I really dont think the show will ever go into much detail on alot of the flashbacks and history told in the book.
Great idea. I was pleasantly surprised with Halo Legends.
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(05-04-2012, 05:52 AM)

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Originally Posted by Frost_Ace: View Post
Jason: "I want to go back"

Peter: "but you're dead"
lol


Also, Ros has been in more episodes than Robb Stark this season. Think about that.

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