Patryn
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Mass Effect 3 Spoiler Thread |OT2| Taste the Rainbow #1



The ending sucks, you're indoctrinated, yadda, yadda, yadda. The wheel of ka keeps turning.

Taste the rainbow!

A newbie's guide: Why the ending sucked.

Why the ending sucks part deux

A Logical Breakdown of Why the Mass Effect 3 Ending Makes No Sense

What the ending could have been if Mac Walters was a competent writer.

"Hey Grandpa?"
"Yes, my sweet?"
"Who was Marauder Shields?"
"He was the greatest hero to ever live. He tried to save us from the greatest disaster our people have ever known."

Confused about anything else? Well, you should be, but check this out anyways!

Oh, and finally: The real ending of Mass Effect 3
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Turfster
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#2

Anyone else hear a humming sound?
Rebel Leader
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#3

A winner is you.
heliosRAzi
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Not enough speculation yet.

Did you post the gamesfront article?
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Wow, its insane that an ending of a game elicits another OT....
Kunohara
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Apparently Amazon is offering a full refund for the game if you've returned it. Opened too. Some peeps are saying it on BSN.
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Originally Posted by Jasoneyu: View Post
Wow, its insane that an ending of a game elicits another OT....
A title that was being considered for this thread was Mass Effect 3 |OT2| Yes, It's That Bad

Originally Posted by Kunohara: View Post
Apparently Amazon is offering a full refund for the game if you've returned it. Opened too. Some peeps are saying it on BSN.
Did they come out with a statement or were those guys just saying that they got a refund?
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Originally Posted by Jasoneyu: View Post
Wow, its insane that an ending of a game elicits another OT....
And it's already thousands of posts bigger than the game's actual OT :P

I'm going to try not to have 400+ posts again. The anger and depression wearing off will probably help me there.
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#9

Best title.

CorrisD
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Anyone here seen the ME3 ending, I hear its bad?
Foliorum Viridum
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It kinda warms my heart that it's nearly universally agreed the ending is awful and anyone who likes it simply has bad taste.

Crazy it hit 20k, but totally deserved.
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Originally Posted by CorrisD: View Post
Anyone here seen the ME3 ending, I hear its bad?
Nope
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"I pressed buttons and bad things happened." would have been my choice. I'm not knocking rainbows though.
WanderingWind
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You son of a Salarian.
PinkCrayon
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and here, we, go. AGAIN!
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Originally Posted by WanderingWind: View Post
You son of a Salarian.
Had to be him, someone else might have gotten it wrong.
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Y'all indoctrinated aren't you.
Bowdz
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Onward we march to OT3.
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Yay!
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Originally Posted by Bisnic: View Post
Had to be him, someone else might have gotten it wrong.
Would love to run tests on seashells
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Originally Posted by heliosRAzi: View Post
A title that was being considered for this thread was Mass Effect 3 |OT2| Yes, It's That Bad


Did they come out with a statement or were those guys just saying that they got a refund?
They didn't come out with a statement, just people saying they got a full refund. Someone actually returned the CE and got this $80 back.
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I wanted to start a new playthrough of ME3 last night with my ME1-2 import save where Ashley lived. But then I realized that I'd spend another 40 hours to watch a shit ending.

Fuck that.
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#23

So, have we restocked in support hugs?

And now we can finally say "read the OP" when people ask about our hero, Marauder Shields.
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Originally Posted by Bisnic: View Post
Had to be him, someone else might have gotten it wrong.
hahah, god damit.
heliosRAzi
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#25



Classic
Stat Flow
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We're all indoctrinated.
CorrisD
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Originally Posted by Bisnic: View Post
Had to be him, someone else might have gotten it wrong.
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Something tells me round 2 will be even more bloody than round 1. This is the point where the match is no longer entertaining; just sad. Someone needs to throw in the towel for the guy up against the ropes.
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Originally Posted by Digoman: View Post
So, have we restocked in support hugs?

And now we can finally say "read the OP" when people ask about our hero, Marauder Shields.
Yes the neogaf support group has hugs in-stock.
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Ha ha ha suckers I was kidding the entire time I really like the ending best ending ever!!!
EmCeeGramr
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Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some speculations.
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Amazing title.
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Originally Posted by WanderingWind: View Post
You son of a Salarian.
You could always synthesize your e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ threads you know :P
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Haha I love how much deflecting they are attempting.

We know you guys are upset and we are actively listening..but..uhh...what was your favorite place to take a pee in Mass Effect 3?
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Woohoo MORE SPECULATION FOR EVERYONE.
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Originally Posted by Disheveled_Zen: View Post
what was your favorite place to take a pee in Mass Effect 3?
Kaidan's face.
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Originally Posted by CorrisD: View Post
Anyone here seen the ME3 ending, I hear its bad?
Shepard destroys the Reapers and Garrus joins the Spectres too so he and Shepard can go around the galaxy like Riggs and Murtaugh, kicking ass and cracking jokes all day.

The ending was amazing.
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Originally Posted by CharmingCharlie: View Post
Woohoo MORE SPECULATION FOR EVERYONE.
In this thread we taste, we don't speculate. Speculation was so a half hour ago.
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Well, this deserves to be in the OP, too.
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Originally Posted by EatChildren: View Post
Ha ha ha suckers I was kidding the entire time I really like the ending best ending ever!!!
Me too. But we already discussed that in PM.
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Originally Posted by EatChildren: View Post
Ha ha ha suckers I was kidding the entire time I really like the ending best ending ever!!!
Of course! A bag of skittles never has the same of amount of each color!
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Originally Posted by Derrick01: View Post
Shepard destroys the Reapers and Garrus joins the Spectres too so he and Shepard can go around the galaxy like Riggs and Murtaugh, kicking ass and cracking jokes all day.

The ending was amazing.
Who plays Joe Pesci's character? Okay okay OKAY!
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Originally Posted by heliosRAzi: View Post


Classic
I love that tweet. So much.
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Hey guys, why does shepard only survive in the red ending?

Is it a lifelesson from Bioware that being a badass in real life gets you furthest in life?
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Originally Posted by WanderingWind: View Post
Well, this deserves to be in the OP, too.
Ask and ye shall receive. Done!
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Originally Posted by Dilly: View Post
Hey guys, why does shepard only survive in the red ending?

Is it a lifelesson from Bioware that being a badass in real life gets you furthest in life?
Bad writing.
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Originally Posted by heliosRAzi: View Post
Good old Marauder Shields.
The comics, memes, twitter posts and youtube videos almost make the terrible ending worth it.
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Originally Posted by Patryn: View Post
Ask and ye shall receive. Done!
Is our massdeflect tumblr up there?
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Originally Posted by Rebel Leader: View Post
Is our massdeflect tublr up there?
And the gamesfront article