Buckethead
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(03-24-2012, 07:15 AM)

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NFL Off-Season |OT2| My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Draft #1














































The forum formally had smilies, the code being :lol

The forum admins removed the smileys as they felt the smileys were being abused and obstructing good discussion. The main abuser of the smiley was frequent
NFL GAF poster jakncoke. When the smileys were removed, an animated gif of the Seahwawks logo laughing was created, and since jakncoke was a huge Seahawks
fan, instead of just posting the gif, members took to using :jnc as a stand in for the lost smiley




cuevas, PhD.
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(03-24-2012, 07:17 AM)
#2

I need to finish this
eznark
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(03-24-2012, 07:18 AM)

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woooooooooooooo
BeautifulMemory
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(03-24-2012, 07:19 AM)

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epic OT. I love me some NFL-GAF
FrenchMovieTheme
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(03-24-2012, 07:21 AM)

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i approve.... of this thread
Lunchbox
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youre not my friend

remove the last sentence
The Frankman
(03-24-2012, 07:21 AM)
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:jakncoke Packers win Superbowl. Buckethead is hilarious!
PhoenixPause
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wooooooohooo
http://www.mediaite.com/online/pat-r...ebow-shabbily/
evilhomer
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(03-24-2012, 07:27 AM)

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Fucking brilliant OT!

eznark
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Originally Posted by The Frankman: View Post
:jakncoke Packers win Superbowl. Buckethead is hilarious!
evilhomer
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(03-24-2012, 07:32 AM)

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Also don't forget April 3rd is the date for the new nike uniforms to be unveiled!

At least thats the date we have for the Seahawks but I imagine it's the same or similar for most teams that it's relevant for.
Narag
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(03-24-2012, 07:33 AM)

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#12

Pats suck.

Colts suck :(
snesfreak
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I 'd at the :jnc section.
eznark
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(03-24-2012, 07:34 AM)

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Originally Posted by snesfreak: View Post
I 'd at the :jnc section.
I just can't believe Josh Freeman is a smoker.
overcast
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(03-24-2012, 07:36 AM)

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Da Rams.
Junie12
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(03-24-2012, 07:39 AM)

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My new home! Great thread OP!
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(03-24-2012, 07:40 AM)

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Your not my frend
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(03-24-2012, 07:43 AM)

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Thanks bucket, good work. Let's see if we can get through the draft before we get another 20k posts...
Buckethead
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(03-24-2012, 07:45 AM)

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can't wait until jets-gaf flips their switch over tebow
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Word in NY is that Tebow will be sleeping on Jeremy Lin's couch until he finds a place.
Buckethead
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(03-24-2012, 07:48 AM)

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did dark side make that?

i know how much he likes tebow and horses
ConradCervantes
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(03-24-2012, 08:00 AM)

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Masterful work, Bucket. Though your inclusion of Hendricks in the :jnc section was uncalled for. >:(
Milchjon
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(03-24-2012, 08:35 AM)

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With arms wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
Now everything has changed
I'll show you love
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open


I feel so welcome in this thread!
cuevas, PhD.
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(03-24-2012, 09:06 AM)
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:)
Major_Lazer
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(03-24-2012, 09:30 AM)

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Who's the fat chick in the jnc section?
shots fired
Big-E
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(03-24-2012, 09:31 AM)

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Originally Posted by Major_Lazer: View Post
Who's the fat chick in the jnc section?
shots fired
Heathens all of you.
Mr2day
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(03-24-2012, 09:31 AM)

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No mention of the Bills inevitable rise to glory?
Ænima
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(03-24-2012, 09:42 AM)

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Originally Posted by Milchjon: View Post
With arms wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
Now everything has changed
I'll show you love
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open


I feel so welcome in this thread!
So lets go then (to NFL OT2)
Lets make our escape
Come on lets go then
Lets ask can we staaaayyyyyyy
Last edited by Ænima; 03-24-2012 at 10:08 AM.
red_13th
(03-24-2012, 10:08 AM)

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Quote:
Jets officials are strongly encouraging new recruit Tim Tebow to live in New Jersey to keep him as far away as possible from the temptations of New York's nightlife, a source close to the team has said.

While believing the quarterback will be a great asset on the field, off it they think Tebow — a teetotaler and virgin who is saving himself for marriage — will need to have his hand held.

"The team will encourage Tebow to live in New Jersey near the practice facility," the source said. "They are not going to want him to be influenced and distracted in the city."

New York bar owners said they would be happy to accommodate Tebow's strong faith — as long as it gets him in the door. Murray Hill sports bar Brother Jimmy's has created a "No Sex on the Beach" drink for Tebow, a virgin version of the traditional "Sex on the Beach."

Others were plotting to lure him away from his frequent charity work in favor of the Big Apple's club scene.

"New York is a tough place for someone with a holy background, and I can see it corrupting him," said Maria Katz, a hostess at Sapphire's Gentleman's Club on the Upper East Side.

"We love breaking the good boy. We hear it all the time, 'I don't want a lap dance, I've got a wife,' and then they're walking out at 6:00am."
Tebow shall not be broken.
Milchjon
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(03-24-2012, 10:39 AM)

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Originally Posted by Major_Lazer: View Post
Who's the fat chick in the jnc section?
shots fired
Stop calling Cutler a chick. And it's the diabetes.
Dutch Patriot
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(03-24-2012, 11:02 AM)

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Originally Posted by Narag: View Post
Pats suck.

Colts suck :(
We all suck!

It's time to rebuild, you around Luck and we around Mallett. The future is now!

Beautiful OP, friend Buckethead. That's the cutest Vicodin bottle ever.
ActStriker
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(03-24-2012, 11:41 AM)

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:jnc the OP is great
ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
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Originally Posted by Milchjon: View Post
Stop calling Cutler a chick. And it's the diabetes.
Yeah, the diabetes.
CoffeeJanitor
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(03-24-2012, 11:48 AM)

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One of the best OP's I've ever seen. OT posters on gaming side should take note.
ActStriker
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Originally Posted by CoffeeJanitor: View Post
One of the best OP's I've ever seen. OT posters on gaming side should take note.
No way bro gotta make those huge PR fluff pieces
talisayNon
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Originally Posted by eznark: View Post
:jnc :jnc
darkside31337
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Originally Posted by Buckethead: View Post
did dark side make that?

i know how much he likes tebow and horses
The magic of MS Paint my friend.

I did not actually make that.

Glad to see Tebow in the OP. Truly an amazing OP.
yacobod
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Originally Posted by eznark: View Post
we should be above such things as ponies and other pedo animu things that exist on GAF.
Bolt Vanderhuge
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Originally Posted by yacobod: View Post
we should be above such things as ponies and other pedo animu things that exist on GAF.
I'm glad the guy with sweaty, shirtless men in his avatar is encouraging us to take the high road.
ChiTownBuffalo
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Originally Posted by yacobod: View Post
we should be above such things as ponies and other pedo animu things that exist on GAF.
Last edited by ChiTownBuffalo; 03-24-2012 at 12:33 PM.
WedgeX
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That OP was beautiful.
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Originally Posted by yacobod: View Post
we should be above such things as ponies and other pedo animu things that exist on GAF.
It's less creepy then whatever the hell is going on in your avatar.
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Originally Posted by yacobod: View Post
we should be above such things as ponies and other pedo animu things that exist on GAF.
You're hurting Darkside's pony feelings.
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Originally Posted by elrechazao: View Post
You're hurting Darkside's pony feelings.
Ponies got thick skin bro.

I still have no idea how your avatar is allowed on GAF. It's got nipples.
elrechazado
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Originally Posted by darkside31337: View Post
Ponies got thick skin bro.

I still have no idea how your avatar is allowed on GAF. It's got nipples.
the best part is they are female nipples - I just blew your mind
yacobod
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Originally Posted by darkside31337: View Post
It's less creepy then whatever the hell is going on in your avatar.
I lost an avatar bet and as an honorable guy, I've honored my bet. What's your excuse brah?
Killing_Joke
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As a Jet fan i didn't really see the big fuss about getting Tebow. Sanchez should have been pulled halfway through the season. Each game he just got worse and worse. Tebow wins games despite being a mediocre QB. What truly boggles my mind is why would you give Sanchez a three-year contract extension when you clearly have no faith in this dude?!?!
elrechazado
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Originally Posted by Killing_Joke: View Post
As a Jet fan i didn't really see the big fuss about getting Tebow. Sanchez should have been pulled halfway through the season. Each game he just got worse and worse. Tebow wins games despite being a mediocre QB. What truly boggles my mind is why would you give Sanchez a three-year contract extension when you clearly have no faith in this dude?!?!
Nothing instills true confidence like giving a contract where the entire world knows you're just trying to fake-instill confidence, but really keep throwing the guy in the dumpster.
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Originally Posted by yacobod: View Post
I lost an avatar bet and as an honorable guy, I've honored my bet. What's your excuse brah?
Well my first pony avatar was due to losing a bet as well.

But like FMT I've ventured the worlds best left unexplored and unfortunately came out enjoying it. I still struggle with this everyday.